Another new one from Lainey today...
It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.
What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:
“I forgot my pill.”
“I’m a few days late.”
And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.
It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.
He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys.
In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.
UPDATE June 11 - Lainey has excluded Kate Hudson.
*** Our top suspect: George Clooney (AKA Cloondog)/Sarah Larson. ***