Monday, June 9, 2008

Lainey - Why He's Single


Another new one from Lainey today...

It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach.

What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:

“I forgot my pill.”

“I’m a few days late.”

And then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.

It’s the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.

He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a set of keys.

In the end though, her greed brought an end to the sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel
could stand to learn a thing or two from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.


UPDATE June 11 - Lainey has excluded Kate Hudson.

*** Our top suspect: George Clooney (AKA Cloondog)/Sarah Larson. ***

28 comments:

blurry vice said...

Hmmm... Kate/Owen? I know she was talking lately of wanting more kids. Reese/Ryan?? Jessica S/John M??

Anonymous said...

It's Clooney and his latest.

Sam said...

George Clooney and Sarah Larson

Anonymous said...

Kate and Owen.

duffgrl said...

Either Kate/Owen or Clooney/waitress. Both guys have been seen post-split "drowning their sorrows"
Also thought of Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo but I think they are back together??

Anonymous said...

I think Clooney because Lainey has always been talking about Sarah and over reaching

blurry vice said...

Oooh I forgot about George and Sarah. Totally them.

Anonymous said...

She said it is who you think it is.

Anonymous said...

Clooney and S. Larson

Anonymous said...

could it be homo romo and simpson

Colts#1Filly said...

I'm thinking this has to be Clooney - he's the first one that came to mind anyway. That's more to do with the way Lainey writes about Clooney/Sarah than about Kate/Owen. She used to always compare Sarah and Jessica Biel as being exact opposites in the "OverReach" comparisons. And she seemed to question whether Owen was going to get hurt (again) by Kate. Given this is clearly about a HIM breaking up with her (surprisingly), Clooney seems more likely.

duffgrl said...

I'm thinking more Owen/Kate because of the mention of her "chatting up" his family. I read that Kate was very chummy w/ Owen's family-they even took her out for her birthday. And as mentioned in the first comment she had mentioned recently that she wanted more babies.

sistah2 said...

Duffgrl, its def NOT Owen/Kate, this is def. Clooney. Owen is more upset about the breakup, is the dumpee. this BI says the guy dumped and the gal is def. that brainiac S. Larsen! what a relief - we dont have to see her anymore... what is she gonna do now?

duffgrl said...

I know, prob waitress/Cloondog- but I also read in some gossip piece that SHE was the dumpee-not what everyone thought!
BTW my friend Suzanne's husband golfed w/ George Clooney once and they called him "Cloondog". That's where my name came from!

Miss*Chris said...

NEW TODAY:

In the post about Mark Wahlberg she writes: "...That situation was supposedly not unlike this one [reference to blind item], except Mark, clearly, has not had a vasectomy, and Rhea’s plan obviously worked."

Definitely thinking Clooney/Waitress.

Miss*Chris said...

Also said this in her opening:

This [reference to blind item] is not about Kate Hudson. Kate Hudson keeps making sh*tty movies. She is not an overreacher. Then again, she’s never worked at a rub’n’tug either.

Anonymous said...

"He’s been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around for a long time."

What a joke! LOL

Lainey totally made this up.

blurry vice said...

Clearly George/Sarah. It is interesting that Lainey is hinting that Cloon-Dog has had a vasectomy. If he (or whoever this man is) is clipped, why would he get so mad about the gf planning for a baby? Wouldn't he just laugh it off, being impossible?

sistah2 said...

I guess he was just annoyed at her "over reaching" - lets face it, she was getting on our nerves too!

duffgrl said...

To anonymous above: Cloondog does like to drink; plus there was a blurb somewhere last weekend about him being seen really drunk w/ 2 0r3 trashy women going into a hotel.

Dirk said...

we all know cloondog is a horndog. and cloondog doesn't golf so i'm calling bs on you duffgrl

Anonymous said...

Suzanne's husband definitely played golf with the Cloondog. Maybe he does not play regularly but he did that day!
Sarah should have played it cool, should have known better than to overreach!

Kiki said...

If he (or whoever this man is) is clipped, why would he get so mad about the gf planning for a baby? Wouldn't he just laugh it off, being impossible?

This BI is bullshit.

Lainey is trying to support her previous "George loves Sarah" posts.

sistah2 said...

Thats possible, but the fact is, he did dump her, and this story is as plausible as any.

duffgrl said...

I don't care who the BI is about at this point-want to know who "dirk" is. Steven Soderbergh or Brad Pitt maybe? Julia? Anyway. yes, no big deal but George Clooney golfed in Scottsdale a few years ago w/ my friend Matt who doesn't give a crap about celebs..but his wife does and when Matt was on the phone w/ her Clooney said "NO WIVES!!"

blurry vice said...

I suspect Dirk is our loving brother. Don't worry we believe that cloondog golfs!

duffgrl said...

Bro-dog was the first person I thought of as being dirk. I'd like to believe it's actually Marky-Mark Wahlberg himself though using his alias dirk(diggler)

blurry vice said...

Did anyone else read what Lainey wrote about Sarah Larson today? Basically confirms this is BI is about her.

First says, "But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out?"

Them in closing, about the breakup not being about fake boobs, she says, "You already know why George Clooney is no longer with Sarah Larson. You already know and it was exclusive. That’s all."

... basically outing this BI.

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