Monday, June 9, 2008

Lainey - Post Partum Flirtation


New one from Lainey today!

Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.

Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.

She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.

Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?


UPDATE June 16 - Lainey has excluded Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek.

*** Our top suspect: Christina Aguilera/Jordan Bratman. ***

Update 10/12/10 - Lainey hints here that this riddle was about Christina Aguilera just as we suspected.

17 comments:

blurry vice said...

Nicole Ritchie, Christina Aguilera?

Anonymous said...

I'd say Christina.

Anonymous said...

I'd say Nicole. Lainey cleverly didn't use the word "husband" or "marriage" which makes me think they aren't married.

duffgrl said...

She used the term "significant other" which could mean either married or unmarried...I agree it's probably Nicole but Christina is a good guess too. Or, Salma Hayek,Keri Russell??? Less probable.

Anonymous said...

Halle Berry?

Anonymous said...

Not Salma Hayek "though there are certain similarities".

Anonymous said...

The celebsite Oh no they didn't posted this as a story not a blind item and it was about Christina and Jordan

Miss X said...

Christina Aguilera, as there as stories abound that her partying is causing huge problems in her marriage.

duffgrl said...

As Sara wrote above...this exact same story was written yesterday-I read it on hollyscoop- about Christina and Jordan but not at all as a blind. It's weird-almost word-for-word.

blurry vice said...

Why would Lainey write this as a BI if other sites had the story?

Anyway - here it is from hollyscoop:

"Marriage troubles for Christina and Jordan?
Maybe there's a reason behind Christina Aguilera's constant partying lately. Apparently there's trouble in paradise between her and husband Jordan Bratman. These two are such an odd coupling but they seem to work so this surprises us.

Word is Xtina has been shamelessly flirting with another man who was a former associate of her husband. Jordan has retaliated by firing the dude and telling him to stay the f**k away from her. But the smarty pants that this guy is, he saved the email and is threatening to sell it to a tabloid. Scandalous! "

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Darla said...

I think Lainey revealed this today.

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

Jenn said...

She revealed today in the Christina Aguilera post. Right on sisters!

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Christina_Aguilera_Jordan_Bratman_split_12oct10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Christina_Aguilera_takes_son_Max_to_pumpkin_patch_as_news_breaks_shes_filed_for_divorce_14oct10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Christina_Aguilera_hitting_on_girls_and_rumoured_to_be_dating_Samantha_Ronson_19oct10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

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