Friday, June 27, 2008

Lainey - Two Boys in the City

Two Boys in the City

First fellow has been the subject of gay speculation for years. He’s had the luxury of hiding behind those with a higher profile and then later in obscurity while others have dominated the smutty landscape. Not that it would matter either way but it’s been decided for the greater good by committee that he remain vague about the fact that he likes boys better than girls.

Vague is better than fraud. And picking up in Gaytown is much better than doing it 70s style in the forest like George Michael. Now that he’s single, having broken up with a longterm boyfriend, with whom he was living openly back home, he was seen at 2am very recently in an area where the homos hang, propositioning a male acquaintance to join him back at the hotel. Unfortunately he had his signals crossed. The object of his sleepover was not interested.

Second fellow is a full on fraud, and it would appear that his now defunct relationship was an attempt to cover a close friendship that was tingling all our smutty senses. The man who made him has since leaked several stories to make sure his female fanbase doesn’t defect. Which is why, the next night across town at the afterparties, he felt secure enough to make out hard and wet, boogie and get down, with a boy rather light on his feet, in more ways than one, but much less famous. Now he and Britney have something in common.


Update July 9 - NOT John Travolta, Justin Timberlake, Kenny Chesney, Ryan Seacrest, Ed Westwick, 50 Cent, Mario Lopez, Ricky Martin, Robbie Williams, Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, Mike Myers.

21 comments:

blurry vice said...

#1 Maybe John Travolta
#2 Could it be Toothy?

Jgarvey32 said...

Did Brittney date Aaron Carter or Jesse McCartney? Could they be "the boy light on his feet"?

Anonymous said...

I suspect that the "full-on fraud" was making out with someone that Britney had been connected with, for what it's worth. Any ideas who that could be?

Rhynn*~ said...

So, I did some looking around. No idea who the "full on fraud" is but I have an idea as to who he was kissing.

It might be "Blake McGrath" -- winner of SYTYCD a few years ago, been in a lot of dance-based reality shows AND worked with Britney in the past. Found this pic of Brit and Blake making out...(too long to fit in here -- just click my name/url)

I just thought the "light on his feet, but much less famous" fit with a back-up dancer. Any thoughts?

Anonymous said...

I think the first one is Jonathan Knight from NKOTB. There's been rumors for years. The reference to a committee matches with the group dynamic. He was never the most famous of the group, therefore hiding behind those with a higher profile. He disappeared the most thoroughly after the group broke up back in the 90s, so that's the part about obscurity.

blurry vice said...

Yeah, there are so many Britney flings though... who knows. Remember Britney cheated on Justin with his friend? I think it was Wade Robson, who is a dancer or something. Could be him. ???

duffgrl said...

I'm thinking J.C. Chasez and Chace Crawford

kellysirkus said...

my first thought was Wade Robson
but Blake is a good find -- that doesn't look like him in the photo thought, his face is much "softer"

for some reason, Ryan Seacrest keeps popping in my head, but IDK where it fits

Angie Baby said...

"in the city"??!! Matthew Broderick!

duffgrl said...

2nd one could be Clay Gayken..and am starting to think that the 1st is Anderson Cooper. I know he was just the subject of another BI but-that was from Ted. This would fit AC -he has been seen haging out in Chelsea alot lately; he and Latin bf recently broke up.

momfixit said...

Could the second fellow be Justin Timberlake? Defunct relationship - with Cameron? It appears that he's still seeing Jessica Biel, though. Maybe his BF is a dancer, so he and Britney now have something in common....just a random thought.

momfixit said...

LOL just saw that the BIs are not J Travolta and J Timberlake. Also thinking the second one may be Ryan Seacrest.

Colts#1Filly said...

The second one leads me to believe that he was recently at a major event: "the next night across town at the afterparties." The only 2 that I can think of off the top of my head are BET Awards and Saturn Awards. Course I could be going down the wrong path....

Colts#1Filly said...

By the way, did you notice the hint from Lainey on 6/27/08? Under Smutty Tingles, she has a line that says "A $3 million wedding…but how does she treat her staff? (INO )". When you click on the link its an article about Salma Hayek. I think that pretty much confirms that "Lainey - A Bitch to Work For (4/22/08)" is Salma Hayek.

Ps. You may have already noted this but I was catching up on my Lainey read and noticed it.

blurry vice said...

Yep, that was updated under that specific item.

momfixit said...

From reading today's Page Six, I think the 2nd guy is Chace Crawford. Defunct relationship -- with Carrie Underwood. Dating less famous Ed Westwick from Gossip Girls. Not sure what the Britney comparison is. The Page 6 item says Brittny Gastineau is dying to date him, and that's when it seemed to click, in my mind at least.

House of Brat said...

Jordan Knight for Boy #1 and Chace Crawford for Boy #2 with JC Chasez making a cameo in the Boy #2 paragraph. Both Chace and Jordan were at the MMVAs about a week before this appeared.

Colts#1Filly said...

Did anyone else pick up that she may have been inferring the fraud one is Kanye West today? In the post abt him losing his s**t, she ends with a comment about ppl who live in closets. It immediately made me think of this BI.

Colts#1Filly said...

Lainey hinted today that one is Chace Crawford. Under the "Chuck & Drew?" post.

Pebls said...

Number 2's 'much less famous' has to be Justin Long. In her post about Drew & Ed on Sept 24, she says:

"Drew likes boys in the city. But some boys in the city like other boys in the city…"

Just noticed on IMDB that Justin Long played Britney's boyfriend in Crossroads. Could that be the something in common?

Anonymous said...

Justin Long with Chace Crawford - verrry interesting, since Drew recently "broke up" with Justin and has now been photographed out on the town with Chace. In fact, I think that Justin was at that same event. I wish I could remember where I read this... I believe I saw it early this week, perhaps on MSN.

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