Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Lainey - Action Homewrecker

This was Lainey's riddle from Monday -


Action Homewrecker


A marriage is over. A one year old baby will now grow up in a broken home. Because the dickhead of a father couldn’t resist the action star. He’s a crew member on her show, no one famous. She is the star of the show. And a major bitch. Was hated before she decided to f-ck up a family. Is even more hated now. Because she decided she had to have him, that’s it, never mind that he’s married and his wife had a baby not too long ago. They’d been carrying on for a while. Then, one day about a month ago, they were fooling around and his wife walked in. She ended it right away. And, well, being that she also works in the industry, she didn’t bother hiding why.


He, of course, thinks he’s in love. She on the other hand is still dealing occasionally with a number of past and current co-stars. This is not the first time she’s taken what she wants when it’s supposed to be unavailable. And every time she leaves a mess behind. I’m told she truly believes there’s a hierarchy in the business.  That those who are on camera, as she is, and look the way she does - really, really beautiful - are unquestionably entitled to things, and that those who choose to work in the same field, lower on the food chain, in doing so also implicitly buy into the same ideology. One night, at a Hollywood party, when she was on hiatus, she apparently shared this with several people over dinner, speaking only to the men and not their wives who sat there open-mouthed as this bitch pretty much told them that if she decided to f-ck their husbands, they’d have to accept it as part of the world order. It’s not Scarlett Johansson.
Top suspect:

25 comments:

blurry vice said...

... and here was the comment under her intro for those that like to dissect -

"Finally... a new riddle later too. Please check back often. It’s a heavy column today. "

blurry vice said...

Blake Lively

Ditte said...

Blake Lively is a good guess. Does Lainey find her really beautiful? Are other female action stars hated? Have to think about this one.

Jack Ford said...

Maggie Q - only star of an action show I can think of.

Lins said...

Blake doesn't fit this -she's been with Leo since early summer and now Ryan Reynolds. Blake has her sights set much higher than this type of relationship. -also Lainey now has respect for Blake and her plays and she hasn't hinted at anything like an affair with a married father of one - and she writes about Blake alot.

I don't know American tv well enough to guess- but also I wouldn't describe Blake as a tv action star. So far Maggie Q seems more likely to me.

HKCCRCLC said...

Evidently Lainey "outed" Maggie Q. for this at one of her events. I wasn't there and don't watch Nikita -- can anyone who was at the event confirm?

Jamee said...

Yep, Maggie Q.

Blake Lively doesn't fit because she's not an ACTION STAR.

sistah2 said...

yes, it seems that narrowing it down to an 'action' tv star has made this one easier to solve. Yawn.

Camis said...

Probably Maggie Q. She was a model before became an actor ( "really really beautiful").. Not really a reason, but shes the only action star I can think of...

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Jack Ford said...

Never been the first one right before (even if it was easy) Giving myself an imaginary pat on the back for this one :)

Sarah said...

No idea. Maggie Q is beautiful, but I've never heard of her, or seen Lainey write about her before.

Adrienne said...

Its Maggie Q. on imdb, someone in the comments area spilled about it who worked on the set. Called her out as a homewrecker and even named the crew member.

Rita said...

Hasn't anyone guessed Sienna Miller?

She IS an action star with those JI Joe movies, the second one in post-production right now, I think. AND she had DEFINITELY broken a few marriages. A while back Lainey had also said that Sienna believes in her right as a movie actress to take what she wants. I'll look it up again.

But the Maggie Q is also a great guess, however, she has become more TV...

jjonefiftypb said...

I don't know that Lainey has ever described Blake Lively as a major bitch. A major fame whore yes but never a bitch. The main people she usually describes as a bitch are
Scar Jo (who she has noted already)
Carrie Underwood
Charlize Theron
Julia Roberts
Nicole Kidman (although she doesn't describe her as beautiful)
Reese Witherspoon
Katherine Heigel (who she wrote about this week her not having any friends)
I don't particularly think any of those are the one..

HI said...

Rita, the blind is describing the action star of a TV show.

Rita said...

HI - You are absolutely right, conveniently skipped that part of the blind! Have to remember to slow down and read fully.

So if it's Maggie Q, after a search on Lainey's site, how come she has nothing but good things to say about Maggie? Haven't seen any hints about snide or homewrecking... Not even a hint about being superior on set... Does anyone have a link about anything like that? Usually Lainey has said something about her blinds in the past before posting.

pk8 said...

Probably no mention of Maggie on her page due to lack of interest in her show. Aside from people drooling over Shane West.

Mark Ainley said...

Confirming that Lainey did confirm this as Maggie Q at her Vancouver event

pomme said...

it's nice now we know Lainey read iMDb

teachergrl said...

Lainey is so full of shit, I don't even take her blinds seriously especially this one. And, I sure as hell don't take comments from IMDB as fact. Clearly, that's where she got this BS from.

sabbynocando said...

This is such complete bullshit.

Someone clearly has a grudge against Maggie and is spreading awful lies about her.

Lainey have you ever actually sat down and had a conversation with Maggie? If you did you would know she is one of the funniest, sweetest, most down to earth, humble and big hearted person out there. So stop trashing the good people ok? She does not deserve this.

Little A. said...

HAHAH Its funny to read all this comments from her fans, they all follow her blindly on twitter. ITS IS TRUE!!!!!!!!! SHE IS A HOME WRECKER!!!!
ANd the guy name is Tom Care also his wife has a blog. www.urbansparrow.com

Rita said...

It truly doesn't matter here if you absolutely believe in the sanctity of your favorite star's decency. You just have to concentrate on the clues to bring about the best guess.

Whether you're an out and proud Brangeloonie or a Twihard, you've got twi harder and get along with others, while respecting their opinion.

Sorry, I really couldn't resist inserting that one :)

Poppy said...

Its not opinion, its a pure TRUTH. And there inly one one.

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