Sunday, October 16, 2011

Lainey - Biohazard

This was new from Lainey on Friday -

Biohazard


Here’s a gross one to kick off your weekend. If you’re prudey and squeamish, you may want to skip it.


We’re women. Sometimes the cycle, it’s hard to control. How many times have you heard someone complain that her holiday was happening right when the menses were too? (Menses is the MOST hilarious word to me, by the way. Because I’m immature enough to laugh about the fact that it’s so similar to Mensa. Anyway...)


Imagine then if your speciality was being naked on screen? And, you know, how that would work if you were on your period? And this is not a porn show. This, actually, is a critically acclaimed show. And one day, while shooting a nude scene, she walked on set with no clothes on and her tampon string clearly visible.


(I am warning you right now.If you just squealed, you need to stop reading this and move on. It’s about to get worse. Go.)


So of course they can’t shoot her with her tampon still inside her so, you know, in front of the entire crew, she pulls it out and drops it on the floor and asks the PA to pick it up and toss it for her. Which, um, is a biohazard, and you know, those PAs, their tolerance is high, but no, picking up used tampons is not part of the job. The bleeder reluctantly had to throw it out herself.


This is just one of many incidents that has resulted in her screen-time getting reduced. By the end of it, there’s a chance she could come back, but she’s certainly not being considered a mainstay regular anymore either.


Easy, right?


SO easy.

Top suspect, as was revealed by Lainey:  Paz de le Huerta from Boardwalk Empire

19 comments:

blurry vice said...

Disgusting! And I don't watch any shows with too many nude scenes right now... not sure which direction to go with this!

sloeginlizz said...

Paz De La Huerta is the first person who came to mind, but I have positively no evidence to back it up.

Ree said...

Totally thought of Paz De La Huerta too - she seems kind of gross, is naked in every episode, etc.

I really hope so, I think Boardwalk Empire would be better off without her...

HKCCRCLC said...

First and foremost...ewwww!

It's totally Paz de la Huerta. Lainey used to really like her outrageousness and willingness to take her clothes off in public, she's clearly been following her. And I saw a movie with her in in a few months ago where she was naked a good deal of the time (including a horribly explicit scene of her character having an abortion). It was an "art house" movie and the director specifically said he hired her because she likes being nude in public.

roseyf said...

I immediately thought of an HBO show (True Blood/ Boardwalk/ Game of Thrones) with the critically acclaimed but not porn part, but not sure about Paz. Is she really considered a "mainstay regular"? I haven't watched this season yet, but last season she was just a bit player, I thought.

I don't understand the line "by the end of it, there's a chance she could come back." By the end of what?

Rita said...

Paz de la Huerta all the way!

Lainey is a fan of Boardwalk Empire, and has often openly made fun of Paz's crazy-eyed appearances.

All, or almost all, of Paz's scenes on Boardwalk are nude, or half way there.

Boardwalk is a critically acclaimed show.

ALSO, the term 'menses' was the appropriate way to be used for having your periods during the prohibition.

Before that, the term was 'unclean'. Ha!

steph148 said...

I feel like the "Easy, right? SO easy" is supposed to be a hint. Like maybe the character is "easy". That would certainly point toward Paz de la Huerta.

"Bleeder" makes me think it's a vampire show, like True Blood, though.

A.F.Thomas said...

For some reason, I also agree with Paz de La Huerta. I have no logical basis for this other than an interview I read of her yesterday where her answers made her seem very "free-spirited" lol.

blurry vice said...

OK I have never heard of this "paz" chick but I believe you. Never seen Boardwalk Empire either. Didn't realize it was that type of show, but OK!

adriana said...

paz de la huerta

clue: so easy = speakeasy

Cecilia00 said...

I'll just ditto everyone else...

Paz de le Huerta has been a hot mess for a long time now - drunken and whatever else, flashing/nip slips to paps, stumbling out of clubs and award shows...

Rita said...

Blurry - your missing out on a very good show. I was surprised by how good it was. Started watching reruns this summer, and got hooked.

Paz's character is something of a high-paid mistress with a kinky side. If you ever watch any of her latest interviews, with the out-of-her mind drunk or high speech pattern, that's exactly how she is also in the show, but always naked. Frontal full-bush to suit the era and all.

The dresses that she however wears, the very few times she was not naked, were so exquisite though, I want them!

Here's some fun reading material to catch you up on the absolute hot mess this Paz is:

A profile: http://nymag.com/movies/profiles/66284/

Why Lainey loves her and makes fun of her at the same time:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/18670/Pitt-and-Paz

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Category/1189/Details/19120/Paz-de-la-Huerta-SAG-Awards-2011-31jan11

goforkrissy said...

My first guess was also Paz de la Huerta. It just makes the most sense.. especially the part about her "speciality was being naked on screen"

Rita said...

While waiting for the sisters to put up the new Lainey Blind 'Action Homewrecker', No Pressure on anyone I can patiently wait, I would like to submit my guess early on:

Sienna Miller!

Jamee said...

Action Homewrecker is soooo Maggie Q from Nikita. There are other rumblings she's a homewrecker and biatch.

Alissa said...

I had no clue who Paz was since we don't get HBO but just read the New Yorker profile from Rita's link and OMG what a hot mess!! Thank you!

Rita said...

Welcome Alissa!

Poor Paz, she used to be hot mess, but lately, and seeing her latest messy red carpet arrival, she's definitely on her way to becoming a Lohan mess.

PrincessTiff said...

Honestly, there is something vulnerable about her character, espcially this season, that I sympathize with. That being said, she totally grosses me out and I can't believe she is only 24 or 25. She is not aging well.

blurry vice said...

http://www.torontolife.com/daily/hype/the-fame-monsters/2012/06/26/2012-smut-soiree-toronto/

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