Friday, October 7, 2011

Blind Vice! Spineless Hubby Gets Too Kinky In Bed

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice!  Spineless Hubby Gets Too Kinky In Bed

Remember the overly timid (but good-looking) hubby, Pussy Gabor?
Poor thing never really found the nerve to stand up to his bossy wife, and most folks never thought he would.
Well, that was before Pussy discovered the magical benefits of a marital ménage à trois:
Both Pussy, as well as his wife, Shar-Shar Max, agreed that throwing another girl into the mix was perhaps a good idea at spicing up their ho-hum marriage.
Of course, Shar-Shar and Pussy never stopped to really analyze themselves. If they had, they would have discovered that's where problem lied: They're simply nice, boring people!
But, we digress.
The more these three-ways became a habit, the further and further Pussy and Shar-Shar fell away from a happy union. In fact, the swinging sex scene the attractive couple adopted just happened to be the beginning of the end of their relationship.
Three things: Why do couples (gay and straight) always expect screwing other parties not to effect their marriages? Almost always does—and not in a good way. Remember, somebody always gets kissed a little less in those uneven situations!
Secondly, maybe if they'd had both gals and guys, things would have turned out differently? Eh, probably not.
Lastly, a few of these third parties had recording equipment: huge problem.
And It Ain't: Diane Lane & Josh Brolin, Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith, Michael C. Hall & Jennifer Carpenter
Top suspects: Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore

Please use the label below to read our previous post on the previous Pussy Gabor BV.


blurry vice said...

This one combined with the old Pussy GAbor BV pretty much confirms Ashton Kutcher. He was our top suspect last time, and Ted hinted that it was him. The only question was that he was also a top suspect for Smokey Shooter. But I think now we clearly see that Ashton is Pussy Gabor.

blurry vice said...

I also want to add that the part about "anlyzing themselves" is a big hint towards Demi. Demi had a tweet recently that was publicized and discussed a lot in the tabloids... something about "stop to look at yourself before being angry at others" or something. This is Ted throwing a hint in there IMO.

EV said...

Definitely Ashton & Demi! The timing is too perfect, they have been all over the tabloids this week & Ted has wrote about them several times this week.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So around what attention-diverting event can we expect Demi and Ashton to announce their divorce? Maybe they'll wait until the Conrad Murray verdict comes

out? Or even Thanksgiving like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey did? What's your best guess? They do seem pretty dunzo. Not spending Rosh Hashana or their

anniversary together is not a good sign.

Dear Twitter Twatter:
While things definitely don't look like they're going fab between these two, I don't think Demi is going to throw in the towel that easily. Heck, looks like

they've already started praying to the Kabbalah gods too. I'm sure we'll get some more clues on Ms. Moore's Twitter feed soon.

Dear Ted:
My only question is this: Is the Demi Moore-Ashton Kutcher breakup the real deal?

Dear Pretty Obvious:
Where there's smoke there's fire. And there's a lot of smoke this time, Noelle."

KaDixonLaw said...

I completely agree. Ashton and Demi FTW!

blurry vice said...

Here's one problem, although Ted's rules are whack. From our list of who has been a BV already:
Demi Moore (as of 3/24/10; then "not in the last 6 months" on 8/28/10; "hardly damaging" as of 3/21/11)

We don't know if she had a "moniker" or if it was from the ol' days before monikers. Or if Ted is just not following his own rules again. We will have to ask Ted about Demi's old BV and if she has a new, more recent one.

stairslave said...

Can I just say that even though this may not be Ashton and Demi (which I find highly unlikely) I am very reliefed they are finally getting a divorce. Have been waiting for those news for years!

MaliyahAngel said...

Why was this blind removed from
Well for something different I guessed Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. She seems like the bossy/ diva type.

FrenchGirl said...

i believe i always repeat the same stuff but i believe they have a open marriage and they were low-key until recently

Dr.DuckyDuck said...

Was it a Lainey blind that was about a couple who had threesomes and the third person videoed it on her iphone? If I am remembering that correctly, then this pretty much confirms that it was Ashton and Demi. So somewhere there is a sex tape on an iphone just waiting to be hacked.

Rita said...

To the sisters: I think Ted outed Skarsgard's BV monkier today with his answer on the BBs! I posted it in his Nelly blind.

crila16 said...

Def Ash and Dem

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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It is amazing how ex-spouses can lead different lives at the same moment. Take Demi Moore and her ex-husband Bruce Willis. Demi is going through some very difficult times in her marriage, while Bruce is announcing a new pregnancy. Now the Awful request: Upon their deaths, if authorized, honestly written biographies were to be published, which one would be the most surprising, Bruce or Demi's? Who has the biggest skeleton in their closet that would totally surprise fans and Hollywood alike?

Dear Bad Timing:
Demi, darling, but I'm sure you already knew that. Would it be totally surprising? No. Tho a few details would definitely raise some eyebrows. But it'd definitely be a better read than her baldy ex-hubby's, that's for sure."

Rita said...

So Demi is divorcing Ashton, announcement out today.

1- Would like to know if one of those 3rd parties will be coming forward soon with those recording equipment (as per Ted's last sentence in blind).

2- I understand that those in ménage à trois believe that a ménage à deux, other than with your significant other, is considered cheating, but did Ashton understand the rules?

3- If they had ménage à trois, and he STILL went behind her back, he clearly wanted out of the marriage but like Lainey had said often, he didn't have the backbone to say it, just made sure he got caught.

Sad really.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I must say, I'm pretty shocked that Demi Moore actually filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher. I kind of thought they were going to make it work. Am I just

being naive or was there a chance that they might've lasted. They actually seemed happy at one point? Thanks!
—Sucker for Love

Dear Sucker for PR:
You're right about one thing, babe: they were happy. Just a long time ago. And kudos to Demi for finally filing, as much as she was trying to keep the

twosome together it clearly wasn't working. In my book, she already scored a relationship victory by lasting as long as they did, despite what everyone

thought at the beginning of their relationship. Now hopefully she'll grab a nice big dinner to celebrate."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Another site is tattling about Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's "open marriage." I always thought you had more of an inside scoop on them then you let on, but

that you opted for discretion and didn't air all their dirty little secrets. But now that Demi's divorcing Ashton, I gotta ask: Is she Cookie Muncher?

Dear Much on That:
You're right, D, especially with these two, there are some deets that I think are their biz only. Shocker, no?! But when it comes to Blind Vices, Demi's

isn't Ms. Muncher. Cookie is happier with her relaysh lately than the cougarific (soon-to-be) ex-wifey. Much."

blurry vice said...

Katie said...

I don't think this is Ashton. Ted often posts a BV that screams somebody that is currently in the news when it is NOT about who is currently in the new for that very dirty deed. When I read this about the threesomes, I thought... OK red herring.

The clues for Ashton as Pussy Gabor never added up for me -- Ashton is not a Dad. The blind that called Pussy a Dad was in Oct 2006 - Ash and Demi had been married only a few months at that point, so the "Dad" comment doesn't wash with me. And, I've never gotten the impression that Ashton was pussy-whipped.

To look at who the real Pussy Gabor is, we need to look at the clues again, and at unsolved Vices that are Dads. Clue - Oct 2006, who was doing a movie that had them in another century, with period hair? Also note All of the AIA in the first Pussy blind are much older than Ashton.

I DO think the Pussy Gabor connection with Ashton in the bitch back question is because it concerns Kabbalah, but our suspect is wrong. I think Pussy Gabor and Mimi Kitten are Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith!!!

EV said...

Today Ted said that Pussy Gabor & Shar-Shar do not have kids together. So Ashton is still a possibility for Pussy Gabor. So either Pussy has no kids or could have kids from a previous relationship. This also rules out Melanie & Antonio since they have a daughter together. This blind is annoying since Ashton fits Pussy Gabor & Smokey Shooter as well. However, it seems like there could more possible alternative options for Pussy other than Ashton. I think the "Dad" part remains key. We need to find out if Pussy Gabor has any kids.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Any update on Pussy Gabor? And to clarify, did Pussy have any biological kids? Love ya!

Dear Cat Got Your Tongue:
Nope, Puss doesn't have any kids with wifey Shar-Shar. Thankfully, ‘cause the threesome wedded woes were just the beginning of the beef that's popping up

between these two.

Dear Ted:
So Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher on the red carpet were a bit adorable. I think he even made her blush a little. Any chance at all? Out of curiosity, would

Lea be appalled by Ash's Vicey ways?

Dear You Guessed It:
I love me some Ashton, but he's in the midst of a divorce and Lea deserves so much more than being someone's rebound chick. Appalled? No. Surprised? Maybe.

Dear Ted:
Could you please confirm that Smokey Shooter and Pussy Gabor are not the same celeb Vicer? It seems like everyone is guessing Ashton Kutcher for both, but we

seasoned Vice sleuths know he can't have more than one name. Please give a refresher for the newbies!

Dear Vice 101:
You are right, my dear, celebs only have one Vice, so no dice on guessing that Ashton is both. Sorry to all the newbies."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How is Shar-Shar Max doing these days? Is she officially done with Pussy Gabor? Is she healthy and happy?

Dear Triple No:
No, she's not done with Puss. No, she's not healthy. And no, she's not happy. Does that give you a good idea of how she's doing, doll?"

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