Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Blind Vice: Two-Timing Fox Itching to Get Caught!?

New from Ted yesterday ... bringing back an old BV name I recognize from a few years ago.  We have posted the original Shellack Attack BV from 2006 above.  Here is the new one -


Blind Vice: Two-Timing Fox Itching to Get Caught!?


Shellack Attack, the very curvy celeb who's always making waves in the media, is also making waves in the bedroom. Even though everybody thinks Shellack is mad only for her current, A-list partner, that's not an entirely true statement.
See, Shellack must think she's a man, or something, because while she's telling her boyfriend (and the world, really) that she's just so in love and crap, Shellack's got another man on the side!
This is too funny. Not to mention precisely how men have been treating women for centuries. Such a pity Shellack's guy has to try the getting-used-thing on for size, huh?
However, Shellack's current boyfriend No. 2 is perfectly content to be used up, and stuff, and treated like the little plaything he is. Doesn't seem to bother him a bit.
But..Shellack's main man would absolutely crap if he knew the real score with his woman, who was seeing somebody else on the sly. And, quite frankly, we're certain Shellack get's off knowing full well she's in major time-bomb territory with the bf.
Of course, Shellack being Shellack, discretion's never really been her calling card, so that human time-bomb she's dating is about to go off pretty soon, we're certain.
AND IT AIN'T: Miley Cyrus, Eva Longoria, Kim Kardashian

See the label below for our post on the original Shellack Attack BV for a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect:

102 comments:

1c1a33b2-66cd-11e0-baa1-000bcdcb2996 said...

This is so Scarlett and Sean Penn. Especially the way that Ted answered the question about Penn in today's bitch Back, calling him a ticking time bomb.

Cecilia00 said...

I would say Scarlett J, but she really doesn't gush to the media regarding her personal life and doesn't make a spectacle of her relationships, IMO - so I am having a hard time with the idea of it being her.

LMS130 said...

I think Scarlett is out based on Ted's comment that Shellack is a decade younger than Vivica Fox. Vivica is 46 and Scarlett is 26.

We are looking for someone in their mid 30s, very curvy, no kids, dating A-lister but not for a very long time.

blurry vice said...

Ted has said that Scarlett was never a BV. The original Shellack BV was from 2006. So it can not be her. Any other suggestions? Same thing with Kate Hudson who people are also guessing. Also check the original BV from 2006 (see our post above this one) for a full list of who has been eliminated.

Of course, Scarlett seems to fit. However if we are to follow Ted's "rules" she was said not to have been a BV. Discuss...

LMS130 said...

Oops, need to amend my description above after reading today's BB. Shellack doesn't have kids with her current man. She could still have kids with someone else.

I think this is going to be a tough one! Here's some names to start us off.

jennifer love hewitt
kate beckensale
kate winslet
carmen electra
cameron diaz

blurry vice said...

Heather Locklear was the top suspect from 2006. But, she is not curvy and JAck Wagner, although much loved by General Hospital and Melrose Place fans, is not A-list.

Other suspects from 2006 were Pam Anderson and Natalie Portman. Neither of them fit with this one though.

David said...

bar rafaeli?? she and leo are rumored to be having issues...

Rita said...

It still sounds like Johanson, but then again, lately everything bv hints to Scarlett or Halle B.

I know, I know, Ted had stated that ScarJo was not a bv.

PrincessTiff said...

@Rita, I feel bad because it's like ScarJo is the new J-Simp with everyone thinking she's every vice. Poor thing (especially since she doesn't even have one!)

Rita said...

Princess Tiff - Ted had denied that she was a bv quite a few months ago. Since then, two Sheila Blinds were out, as well as Pokie McPillster...

We need to re-check with Ted if ScarJo is still on the no-bv list. could've changed in the past few weeks: she's hooking up with Sean Penn! How can it NOT CHANGE.

Jackie said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend just broke up (perhaps because he found out she was cheating?), she was dating someone in 2006 and she is curvy. Perhaps she could be considered for Shellack Attack.

blurry vice said...

Here was the elim Aug 20, 2009-

"Dear Ted:
I just saw the video of Channing Tatum stripping before he became famous. So what is the other gossip on Mr. G.I. Joe studmuffin? Blind Vice material?
—Muscle lover

Dear Tatum Teaser:
Well, Chan's got a thang for costars, he's A-OK with fairies and he and Scarlett Johansson have oodles in common. Like Scar, Chan hasn't been inducted into our Blind Vice club yet—but just you wait!"

Take it as you will. All clues point towards ScarJo though. This may be another Viggo Mortensen, Leo DiCaprio situation though. "Maybe he forgot?" is asked way too often around here.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could foxy Shellack Attack be Vivica A. Fox?
—Lisa

Dear Attack Mode:
No. Think a decade younger for the two-timing vixen."

"Dear Ted:
How long has Shellack been dating her A-list partner? Does she have any kids with him? I'm thinking it could be Salma Hayek.
—L

Dear Details:
Not that long, no, and dead wrong! (But very good guess, just the same)."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is there something Scarlett Johansson is hiding? That infamous running pic with Sean Penn that had everyone asking about a bump. And now, the latest picture

from the White House Correspondents Dinner where she's leaving with Penn, either the dress is really not flattering to her figure or that is a baby bump. Any

clues?
—ryleypyley

Dear Ted:
Whatever comes out of Scarlett's mouth is not what's going on. Just like when Scarlett denied she and Ryan Reynolds were engaged, next thing you know,

they're friggin' married! Just as quick was ScarJo's quick denial that anything was growing inside her after those revealing jogging pics you mentioned,

wouldn't surprise me in the least if the dame wasn't actually preggers. And, of course, at this slobbering point, ScarPenn damn well will be pregnant soon!"

"Dear Ted:
How long do you think it will be before Sean Penn assaults another photographer? Since he's decided to get into a very high-profile, lucrative-to-paps

relationship?
—purplehaze

Dear Good Question:
Well, since one thing that brings out celebs like Nicole Richie, Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn is how they're children are being treated, I suspect Penn's next

big blowout with the media will be over one of his kids—perhaps one that hasn't even been born yet? So, a matter of months, let's say."

Ahem said...

this has to be scarlet. in one of the bitch backs two ppl asked ab her possibly being preggers and....he didn't reply. he also said that sean penn is gonna have a new child in a few months. sean penn is a-list. and a time bomb.

jennifer love hewitt wasn't dating someone who was a list. even though she does tell the world she is in love when she is in a relationship.

Bindi Boo said...

Love the ScarJo guess, but she is two years younger than Mandy Moore, and per the below Shellack is older than Mandy:

"Dear Ted:
Is Shellack Attack from Two Old-School Blind Vices Mandy Moore?
Marcia Teixeira
São Paulo, Brazil

Dear Deluded:
Not even close, hon! Think older and less squeaky-clean."

Bindi Boo said...

actually, ScarJo is the same age as Mandy, I think...still nots ScarJo though.

Aqua said...

Isla Fisher, Milla Jovovich, Rachel McAdams, Penelope Cruz or Rachel Weisz?

kellyhargis said...

Cameron Diaz - shellack as in Something About Mary hair, "making waves" surfing references, "like a man" references and she portrays herself as one of the guys, score references (ARod is A list in baseball), seems to be crazy for her current BF...

LMS130 said...

@kelly I keep thinking Cameron Diaz also, and today's BB makes me think it even more! The only problem is that she is not curvy, let alone VERY curvy. That's the only clue that doesn't fit!

HKCCRCLC said...

I think an important area to help eliminate people is that it's got to be someone with a time bomb boyfriend. I'm thinking Cameron too -- because she's got that in A-Rod.

There are a lot of references in Ted's clues that seem to point to her. Aside from the Shellacked hair and other stuff @kellyhargis points out, she's a surfer ("making waves")and she just gave an interview talking about how women should be more like men in relationships and that she doesn't believe in marriage. I wouldn't at all be surprised if she experimented with drugs in 2006. And I think she's the right age, too.

LMS130 said...

It's interesting that Ted didn't give the A-list man a nickname. Perhaps he already has one?? Might be worthwhile to try and find out more about him.

I was looking at people born in 1972-1974 on imdb and Rose McGowan stood out to me. She's dating director Robert Rodriguez who could maybe be considered A-list. She's made waves in the media for dating Marilyn Manson and I believe she's admitted she had problems with drugs in the past. I could also see her having a "trucker" accent.

Rita said...

I like the Cameron Diaz guess, especially in connection to the potty mouth, she does swear like a truck driver, and burp like one as well! But also, she is everything Sophia Vergara is not: blonde, skinny and built, no foreign accent. And whether we like her or not, she is still considered one of the few female A-listers.

Also, A-Rod is of A-list recognition, and would be pissed if he knew if his girlfriend had a peace on the side. For his ego is MONUMENTAL!

HKCCRCLC said...

@Rita, ha ha, "peace on the side." I'd imagine if you had a relationship with A-Rod, a little plaything on the side would give you some peace.

Also, notice that Ted didn't describe Shellack as buxom, he says she's curvacious. And while Cameron's a little too cut to meet my ideal of physical beauty for a woman, she does have curves.

LMS130 said...

The clues fit really well for Cameron and A-Rod, but I have to disagree with the physical description of Shellack. Cameron has curves, but I don't think Ted would describe her as "very curvy"? She's lanky and muscular. To me, very curvy means someone like Kim Kardashian or Beyonce, or maybe even someone overweight. He is usually so good with physical descriptions so I would be surprised if he was this far off.

HKCCRCLC said...

@LMS130, well I can't deny it...Cammy is more muscular than curvacious. It's just that she's such a good fit otherwise, for both blinds. I suppose back to Ted's BB, the drawing board and insights here.

Jamee said...

Yep, before I even started reading the comments I immediately thought Cameron. I was hoping someone would say it because I wasn't sure how off I would sound!

The reason I thought of her is because of basically what Rita said--A-Rod likes to swing his you know what all over the place, but how dare one of his girlfriends have a side piece. And Ted was very non-specific, never said the guy is an actor or anything, so he might have not used a pronoun for him (athlete) because it would give it away. And in 2006, wasn't he dating JT? So the coke-loving boyfriend would be him. And it would make sense that that guy didn't get a name because saying Jerry Rock Butt would also be a give-away. I really like Cam for this....aaaand I'd love it if Cam had a nice little something on the side. A-Rod deserves it.

Jamee said...

wasn't SHE* dating JT. Typo.

PrincessTiff said...

If it is Cam, I wonder if the boyfriend in the first BV and the guy #2 is the same, i.e. Justin Timberlake. He is back on the market and they did just film that movie together...

talia said...

maybe ted used the term curvy just to make us think it's scarlett...

... or he meant cams curvy muscles... ;)

Amanda said...

Just gonna throw this out there (bad as it may be)... What about Kate Hudson?

vice_squad said...

Another point for Cammie as this BV: when Ted confirmed her as a BV, he said she shared her first vice with someone so random he thought we'd never guess it. And Shellack's first BV was shared with Meatless Member. I know we already consider Cameron for Prius Crotch-Catch and Sally Sedate Me, which are also shared vices. But this one fits too.

Ado said...

KATHERINE HEIGL...?
(slightly curvy, married, not so squeky clean image, blond, image of having a heart of gold..)


..but having a truck-driver like potty mouth made me think of KATE WINSLET ... (blond, curvy, a BV from her married time..?)

Ahem said...

Today's bitch back: it's not cameron diaz, and not julianne. and shes not as curvy as beyonce. and ted said that was a good guess but to think outside the box a little bit. she is known more for acting but he did not make it clear whether or not she could sing or not. and the a-lister is less famous than she is and he may be dating her to increase his relevance popularity.

i think we need to ask if her a-lister boyfriend is an older fellow.

scarlett is an obvious guess because of what he has been implying in the bitch backs but...if he's blatantly implying they are expecting, the blind cant be about them...can it?

WT said...

Does it seem to anyone else like Ted's response to the Salma Hayek guess ("dead wrong, but still very good guess") indicates that we should be looking for a hispanic woman?

Rita said...

WT, I was thinking more into the curves, maybe famous boobs for Salma Hayek? So back to ScarJo. Ted eliminated Cameron.

HKCC: you're the only one who caught that one! I tend to make dry dark jokes that make only me laugh... Should work on my sense of humour and make it more mainstream!

Denise said...

Ted says not as curvy as Beyonce…I’d say ScarJo is as curvy as Beyonce. He also said that she is more qualified as an actor,”certainly not music.”
Later he says, “although she is definitely not thought of first as an actress, she definitely is one.”

Since he said she does not have dark hair she probably is not Hispanic unless she dyes or bleaches her hair.

luuuu24 said...

"Since he said she does not have dark hair she probably is not Hispanic unless she dyes or bleaches her hair"

Are you serious? That's just ignorant. Hispanic is not a race. There are hispanic women of all races and certanly plenty of blond ones.

Bindi Boo said...

I don't think anyone meant any harm, luuuu24...I am "hispanic" and I did not take offense at that at all, and I feel there more of us with naturally dark hair than light. Just sayin'. :) We're all just trying to figure this out..it's all good!

This thing has me SOO stuck! :)

And another reminder that this can't be ScarJo as she is too young. Per Ted, Shellack is older than Mandy Moore, and Mandy is seven months older than ScarJo. I'll post this again:

"Dear Ted:
Is Shellack Attack from Two Old-School Blind Vices Mandy Moore?
Marcia Teixeira
São Paulo, Brazil

Dear Deluded:
Not even close, hon! Think older and less squeaky-clean."

Sam said...

Kelly Ripa?

Blonde, less curves than Beyonce, more thespian (soaps) than singer, but acting is not the first thing that comes to mind about her career (hosting), she's more famous than her husband and probably always will be...

keetz4 said...

How about J-Lo?

KaDixonLaw said...

I like the Kelly Ripa guess since she was revealed to have been the subject of a blind. However, I don't think Mark Consuelos is A-list and she definitely isn't curvy.

When I read this one, I immediately thought of Drew Barrymore. Of course, I can't imagine calling her new man A-list but I could definitely see him using her for publicity.

rantersparadise said...

I think we need to be strategic and actually start listing off a-list men.

I'll be honest. I'm British so I may have a different version of what a list is to me.

For example, when I think a list. I think a well known name by ALL. Successful career. Can command high wages. Recognizable by face. Super star.

But this could be off and may be super, super a list? I mean if Jakey G is considered a list????

rantersparadise said...

And cecillia00 does Angelina gush? But somehow the paps always seem to see her with brad whispering sweet nothings? Hmmm....coincidence?

We heard nothing about scar Jo and Ryan Reynolds but now we see pictures of her with Penn everywhere, whereas we rarely ever saw pictures of Sean Penn at all? And she's sticking her toe in his crotch? Slobbering all over him at the white house dinner thing? Going running so you can see a bump?

Scar Jo is no Britney or the guy from twilight. People don't chase her down the street or are obsessed with her as we saw when with Reynolds,now they are everywhere with someone even more private then Reynolds who isn't young or the next hot stud?

Please. Smell the coffee.

I'm not sure how many more times the paparazzi or Ted can be more candid and honest when they tell the publicists are in cahoots with the paps. Paris, Lindsey and Britney are the only ones I know he cut the middle man and deal with the paps themselves to split takings for images.

Lastly, Stephen huvane who is Jennifer anistons publicist is also scarlettes. And we all know how he and Jen operate!

Savannah said...

I think we have to think outside of the box for this one... Ted described her as "not a musician" and "although she is definitely not thought of first as an actress, she definitely is one."
Reality star?
Journalist?
Athlete?
Model?
So, a celebrity who is not a singer or movie star who is around 35, has been famous since 2006 and is now dating an A-list guy. It would be great if we can find out how long dating someone for "not very long" is. A few years, months, weeks?

Ahem said...

who is an a-list guy with a curvy girlfriend who hasa bit of a temper...

scarjo and sean penn

but not considered an actress (at first) and not a musician(doesn't mean she cannot sing)

i think we should ask what he does for a living...sports, actor...host? businessman?

HKCCRCLC said...

I started thinking that "making waves" might refer to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. I looked through some of their past editions online for women that might fit that were also around in 2006. So far, nothing that rang a bell, but I’ll keep looking.

One other thought – what about Kristin Cavallari, who’s “made waves” with Laguna Beach. She just got engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. I don't follow sports much but this might make him A-list in some circles.

She was a reality star which matches “although she is definitely not thought of first as an actress, she definitely is one.”

Also, she's the right age group, I think.

I also like Kelly Ripa but she's been with her husband for ages and this is a relatively recent relationship.

Really I think we need more clues...

@Rita, your sense of humour is great...or it's as bent as mine. Either way, no need to change!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've read the Vices for a while now, and I loved Glee's little Blind shout-out from the Muckraker episode...maybe Lea Michele and the cast's way of letting

you know they still keep up with what you're saying about them? But I've never guessed on one of yours before. So, instead, how about a hint? Does Shellack

Attack have a sexy accent to match her sexy curves?
—S

Dear Foxy Hints:
Firstly, nobody at Glee ever said the Awful Truth was their inspiration for the blind-item show, but let's get real: They only came out with that idea right

after we wrote about their horny and hell-raising cast. Whatever. We adore Glee; they can copy us all they want! We also adore Shellack, who hardly speaks

with an accent, unless you count "truck driver" as some kind of parlance.

Dear Ted:
Is Shellack Attack Sofia Vergara?
—stephlewis

Dear You, Too?
I think, S., above, was also hinting that Shellack, the sexy gal who's two-timing her man, might be Vergara. It's not. Couldn't be more different in all

aspects of their personas, not to mention hair color.

Dear Ted:
Is Beyonce Shellack Attack?
—mookindahouse

Dear Det. Diva:
Not a bad guess, best one outside of the box (which is precisely where you need to be for this one). But, think not quite that curvy.

Dear Ted:
First, love the idea of morning and afternoon Bitch-Backs! Hope that continues! As to Shellack Attack, is she primarily know for her musical or thespian

talents?
—Yoga Queen

Dear Morning 'Til Night:
Shellack would have to be qualified more for her thespian talents, certainly not musical.

Dear Ted:
Thinking outside the box regarding Shellack Attack. She is not a brunette, she is young and not as curvy as Beyoncé. Is it Julianne Hough? You never said she

was an actress, just famous, and I would consider Ryan Seacrest A-list. Am I close?
—Dollie Hendrix (via Facebook)

Dear Face Time:
Nope, not really, though I do really admire your line of thinking. It's true, Shellack isn't necessarily thought of first as an actress, though, she

definitely is one.

Dear Ted:
Demi Moore's face looks like it keeps getting tighter and tighter. Pretty soon she will be smiling out of her crotch. Please tell your friend George Clooney

to marry his girlfriend, Einstein, I mean Elisabetta. How many years do you have to date an American before you can speak in complete sentences? I bet the

deep, meaningful conversations they have go on for hours...I sooo think he should marry her. Is Shellack Cameron Diaz?
—Miss P

Dear Jealous:
In order you asked: yes, probably, no, 262 (obviously), don't you know it. Not me! No.

Dear Ted:
I'd love to know more about Shellack Attack's boyfriend! Can you tell us more about him? Surely an A-lister with a time-bomb temper must have his own Blind

Vice. If not, it sounds like he will soon!
—Lisa130

Dear Back-Door Approach:
They're in similar lines of work; though, that's not how they met. I doubt highly he will ever reach her level of fame—which, of course, could be the whole

reason he's with her.
"

anna_pom said...

could she be pregnant ? and why ted says 'very curvy' , but not as naturally curvy as beyonce . maybe kate hudson ? and she's using matt bellamy just for his swimmers to have another baby ? i think the way she speaks can sometimes have 'truck driver' parlance , and she's around the right age too . maybe im way off here but when ted replied to stephlewis he said 'Dear you , too ', could that mean i hint to U2 as in rock band which matt bellamy's band is Muse ? also kate hudson could be thought of initially as being the daughter of her famous parents , and then as an actress .

Ahem said...

It's not scarjo, not carmen elektra...and not halle berry. (today's bitch back)...but she is older than scarjo and younger than carmen elektra and it is obvious than we think. maybe kate hudson is very curvy to ted bc she is pregnant now? and she does always blab about love. but how could she be having an affair now?

hm.

Liz said...

What about Cameron Diaz?

BTW--love the site.

Denise said...

I certainly wasn't trying to offend anyone, but I don't think it was ignorant to say that most Hispanics have dark hair. I said "probably not Hispanic"...yes, while some people of Hispanic descent have light hair, most do not. And I couldn't/can't think of any famous Hispanic women who have naturally light hair.

I still have no idea. :)

Chenell said...

You'd be surprised to find Sofia Vergara is actually a blond. She dyed her hair black to land more traditional latina roles.

Chenell said...

Back to guessing

From the post it seems like the boyfriend must be someone a little behind the scenes, perhaps director/producer type. Someone earlier mentioned director Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan. She's definitely curvy and has been around since 06 though I don't think of her as famous but maybe he's thinking of "fame" in the terms of infamous or something. Didn't she also date Marilyn Manson back in the day so the bad boy loving thing fits. IDK just trying to think out of the box.

*************
Dear Ted:
I'd love to know more about Shellack Attack's boyfriend! Can you tell us more about him? Surely an A-lister with a time-bomb temper must have his own Blind

Vice. If not, it sounds like he will soon!
—Lisa130

Dear Back-Door Approach:
They're in similar lines of work; though, that's not how they met. I doubt highly he will ever reach her level of fame—which, of course, could be the whole

reason he's with her.
"

Chenell said...

Oops never mind looks like they broke up years ago. Well that thought lasted about 10 seconds but I think the director/producer angle still makes sense for the BF, just not Rodriguez

KaDixonLaw said...

I thought that the Simpsons AIAs from the first blind were referring to Meatless Member possibly being on a Fox show. However, the "two timing fox," title in this one makes me wonder if it was Shellack that he was originally referring to.

That said (and I could be WAY off here), I can't help but think of Paula Abdul. She's curvy and she was certainly around in 2006. With the current news that she is joining the X-Factor, this could be Ted's infamous timing striking again.

LMS130 said...

Afternoon BB says that Jenny McCarthy is an extremely close guess. Makes me think we are looking for a Playboy model turned actress?? Pamela Anderson sure fits that, except might be a bit too old. Maybe Holly Madison? Was Nicole Eggart in playboy?

702d179c-7b47-11e0-bdce-000bcdcb5194 said...

What about Kat Von D and Jesse James? He's a time bomb... they haven't been together THAT long. She's curvy, on a reality show, well known. Ted's always putting Jesse down, maybe this an extension of it? A list name recognition, but needs her to stay relevant? I'm just unsure if Ted would really call Kat A list. But, trucker mouth fits too. Same field of work, met because of their shows? Also, definitely laying it on in regards to how very in love they are.

But again, I dunno if she could really be considered to have a higher level of fame than him.

Perrin said...

I really think that it is Kat von D! All of the references to men cheating for centuries, etc. makes me thinking that it is his way of referring to Jesse James' past indiscretions. And, Kat von D seems to fit the clues for Shellack.

Tabercil said...

The formal statement from Ted about Jenny (so we have it):

Dear Ted:
Curvy, blond, a sort-of actress and not uptight...I'm going with Jenny McCarthy for Shellack Attack!
—Ami, Washington D.C.

Dear Ding, ding, ding:
Closest by far so far! Really close, babe. Just not exactly the right chick.

Dear Ted:
Is Shellack Attack Christina Aguilara? All the clues fit!
—Kathy

Dear Really?:
That's interesting, because Christina and Shellack have taken two very different paths in their work lives, but, not so different ones in love.


As for the Kat von D guess, problem is she's known for her dark hair and Ted's pretty much said she's a blond...

Tabercil said...

Oh, and Kat von D was born in 1982 which is well shy of the "decade younger than Vivica Fox" clue...

DanaF said...

I'm shocked nobody has guessed Chelsea Handler. She's my guess!

Tabercil said...

Throwing out names... for some reason Ted's got me thinking of Playboy for some reason so I'm looking at the page on Wikipedia called "List of people in Playboy 2000–2009":

Pamela Anderson doesn't fit (not young enough - Vivica was born '64, Pammie in '67).

Denise Richards has already been notted. Daryl Hannah is older, Jessica Alba is younger and Anna Nicole is simply *out*... :)

Carmen Electra kinda fits but then who's the current A-list SO?

What about one of the Playboy Girls Next Door? Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison or Bridget Marquardt... Kendra can probably be tossed out as she has a kid with her current SO but what about the other two?

Lila said...

Who is Chelsea Handler's current BF #1?

When I think Jenny McCarthy I think funny girl more than playboy girl, despite her many covers.

Funny girl clue aside... what about Sienna Miller?

LMS130 said...

I looked into Chelsea Handler when this first was posted. Ted said she wasn't a BV as of Nov 2010 and Shellack originally came out in 2006.

LMS130 said...

Keeping with the Playboy theme... how about Victoria Silvstedt? Born in 1974, did Playboy in the 90s, dated Tommy Lee several years ago. She is rumored to be linked to Richie Sambora but I'm not sure how true that is. He could be considered A-List i suppose, but can she??

Tab said...

According to the Daily Mirror, Chelsea's currently seeing Andre Balazs who is Uma Thurmon's ex and he owns 7 hotels in three cities. The seem to have started dating about January of this year. Problem is one of Ted's clues is that "They're in similar lines of work; though, that's not how they met." Hotel owner and comedienne/talk show host don't seem to be similar lines of work at all...

anna_pom said...

myb fergie , britney , or paris ?

Ahem said...

chelsea handler is a good guess because she makes waves in the media bc she has a late night show that covers media stories... her new bf is a business man...but ehhh she doesn't tell or show how much she is in love besides pictures. but maybe pictures say a lot.

beware said...

One of those girls who used to be with hugh hefner on that reality show. most clues are reality show stars.

Cathy said...

This HAS to be Carmen Electra. Jenny McCarthy would be a very close guess, since Carmen replaced Jenny as host of Singled Out and in recent years, they both have put out workout products

Curvy? Check. Goes for the showier, naughtier boys? Double check (Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro, anyone?). And she fits with the AIA's from 2006 perfectly - in 2002, she guest starred on the SIMPSON's as the host of a reality show on FOX.

She's been dating Rob Patterson, the guitar player from Filter since 2007.

LMS130 said...

I guessed Carmen Electra a few days ago and Ted notted her. :( I really thought it was her!

LMS130 said...

Here's the post in the BB. Does this count as a 'not' for Carmen? I am not so sure anymore.

LMS130 said...

Dear Ted:
My friends all assume Shellack Attack is ScarJo, but I have a feeling we are looking for someone a little less obvious (and older). So I'm going with Carmen Electra. Am I right?
—Lisa

Dear Catching a Two-Timer:
I'd day it would be a better idea to stick to the first strategy. Shellack's a two-timer, but don't let her get to you too. It's more obvious than it seems, really! Plus, Shellack isn't that young. Then again, neither is Carmen Electra anymore.

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Cathy said...

You're right; I was just looking at the above post to keep track of who Ted notted. Back to the drawing board.

Denise said...

Holly Madison and Cris Angel? Are they still dating?

Denise said...

I guess they haven't been together for some time. I do think we are on the right track tho.

PrincessTiff said...

Sorry to go against the grain, but I don't think its any Girls Next Door girls. When the first blind came out, 2006, we knew nothing yet of the girls dating other guys, therefore it was not known that any of them had "a thing for the showier, naughtier boys." True, that fits Holly/Cris, but they didn't start dating until 2007-2008.

KaDixonLaw said...

@PrincessTiff... I completely agree. Girls Next Door began in 2005 and the original three (Holly, Bridget and Kendra) were on the show for several years before they each moved on with new relationships. Kendra's solo show began in 2009 and I believe that followed not too long after her departure from Playboy Mansion.

Sheltimah said...

What about Charlize Theron?

Ahem said...

it cant be charlize bc she is known for being an actress.

maybe the clues are:

miley cyrus- southern/not "exotic"

eva longoria: dated an athlete/cheater/swinger

kim kardashian: on E! or has a reality show...and curvy, also dated/dates an athlete

??? no clue lol

Sheltimah said...

Isn't Eva Longoria known for being an actress?

Miley Cyrus and Kim K are too young

Sheltimah said...

Oops didn't see the AIA's. Please disregard lol

Tabercil said...

Dear Ted:
Greetings from soggy Memphis! If a close guess for Shellack Attack is Jenny McCarthy, I'm going to guess Jenna Jameson. She's had a rocky relationship with Tito and could be trying to get control of something in her life, plus given their history she's playing with fire cheating on that man. She's also an actress of a kind and through various professional ventures can tie in with all of the And It Ain'ts. Am I right?
—Kat

Dear No Money Shot:
Though as diligent as your detective work may be, think different arena that made Shellack famous (mush less taboo than porn.).

One more for the ain'ts...

Stacey said...

Hmm. It seemed like he was trying to make it so obvious it was Scarjo...and then he notted her - or did he? Can't you just come out and say it's not her Ted...because I still think it could be.

andiecandie said...

Brooklyn Decker? She is not known for acting but was on Ugly Betty and in Just Go With It. Fits with the Jenny guess because she is known for swimsuit modeling which is close to Jenny's sex symbol persona but not playboy status. I would say Andy is A-list in the sports world. Eva & Kim both dated sports stars.

LMS130 said...

Contradiction from Ted in the afternoon BB. Says Shellack is in her 30s or older?? Not possible if she is also supposed to be a decade younger than Vivica Fox (who is 46). Does this put Pamela Anderson back into contention? Shes 43.

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Karen said...

What about Rebecca Romijn?

Denise said...

Rebecca has been notted.

I think it's Pam.

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
My friends all assume Shellack Attack is ScarJo, but I have a feeling we are looking for someone a little less obvious (and older). So I'm going with Carmen

Electra. Am I right?
—Lisa

Dear Catching a Two-Timer:
I'd day it would be a better idea to stick to the first strategy. Shellack's a two-timer, but don't let her get to you too. It's more obvious than it seems,

really! Plus, Shellack isn't that young. Then again, neither is Carmen Electra anymore.

Dear Ted:
My guess for Shellack Attack is Halle Berry. Right????
—cwease1621

Dear Berry No:
Sorry, no! Think less uptight.

Dear Ted:
Curvy, blond, a sort-of actress and not uptight...I'm going with Jenny McCarthy for Shellack Attack!
—Ami, Washington D.C.

Dear Ding, ding, ding:
Closest by far so far! Really close, babe. Just not exactly the right chick.

Dear Ted:
Is Shellack Attack Christina Aguilara? All the clues fit!
—Kathy

Dear Really?:
That's interesting, because Christina and Shellack have taken two very different paths in their work lives, but, not so different ones in love.

Dear Ted:
Greetings from soggy Memphis! If a close guess for Shellack Attack is Jenny McCarthy, I'm going to guess Jenna Jameson. She's had a rocky relationship with

Tito and could be trying to get control of something in her life, plus given their history she's playing with fire cheating on that man. She's also an

actress of a kind and through various professional ventures can tie in with all of the And It Ain'ts. Am I right?
—Kat

Dear No Money Shot:
Though as diligent as your detective work may be, think different arena that made Shellack famous (mush less taboo than porn.).

Dear Ted:
I love your column & think I do well at guessing your Blind Vices (naughty!), but Shellac Attack is throwing me for a loop! Can you tell us if she's in her

20s or 30s? Or blonde or brunette for that matter? I'll take any bone you'll toss my way!
—Cortney

Dear For Your Eyes Only:
She's in her 30s—if not later! Blonde—well, that's what the box says, and I mean the one at Rite-Aid. Happy chewing, babe, love ya back!

Dear Ted:
OK, I am going to give it another shot. Is Shellack Attack Rachel McAdams?
—Kathystr

Dear Oh, No!
We love our Rachel, she's the darling babe Ryan Gosling should have held onto! Because she's not a common Hollywood climber, and would never do something so

tacky as cheat on her man. Way off, babe, we're happy to report. And think far less thespian, too."

Ahem said...

bottle blonde in her 30's. dating someone who wants to use her fame. but the have the same lines of work and he is an a-lister.

actress but not a serious one.

there is something we are not seeing in this blind lol.

beyonce was a good (out of the box) guess and jenny mccarthy....

cincinnatikate said...

has too be brit brit... rite aid hair color... brit at Rite aid.. often--- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rko_SW_sqwI

renay83 said...

Jaime Pressley? Her husband is a an A list entertainment lawyer. The Rite Aid home hair dye job could be referencing her rather substantial IRS problems shes having these days.

Tabercil said...

cincinnatikate, you mean Britney Spears? Nah... pretty much notted. Remember, Ted said "Shellack would have to be qualified more for her thespian talents, certainly not musical." And Brit's primary fame came out of her singing career.

Ahem said...

it's not hayden, if anyone thought that. ted just said she's a less traditional and older celebrity but the guess is close.

chelsea handler still sounds good.

PrincessTiff said...

I considered Pam Anderson and Hayden to be similar. Both are petite blondes and are very passionate about the treatment of animals.

Ahem said...

hmm so who is she dating? (pam)

isnt pamela in her 40's

ted was saing 30's....??

Rita said...

Hayden P. is already to be confirmed for a bv...

Tabercil said...

Updates from Ted on Shellack Attack:

Dear Ted:
I am loving the morning and afternoon Bitch-Backs, but I am worried about you being up at 3:30 in the morning! You need some well deserved sleep babe! Is there any chance Shellack Attack is the one and only Brooklyn Decker?
—Annie

Dear Shell Shock:
Gossip never sleeps, sweet-puss! Not a bad guess for naughty miss Shelly, but you're a bit off. Shelly doesn't rely on her looks nearly as much as Brooklyn does.


Dear Ted:
Is Shellack Attack known for her nails? If so, is it Katy Perry? Russell Brand would be pissed to find out she's not faithful!
—Hannah

Dear Claws Are Out:
Nope! Clever thinking, but her nails are not Shelly's finest asset. Keep digging if you want to find Katy and Russell's Vices. They shouldn't be too hard to figure out, right?

As for Hayden P. mentioned by some, I think she's way too young - Shellack's supposedly in her 30s (maybe late 20s) and Hayden's 21.

EnglishBarb said...

Just had a lightbulb moment-Penny Cruz. Javier Bardem. 'Ticking time bomb'? He has a reputation for being a hot-head. Also, the lack of discretion comment could be her penchant for co-stars: Matthew McConaughey, Tommy Girl, Nicholas Cage and lord knows who else.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Shellack Attack known for her nails? If so, is it Katy Perry? Russell Brand would be pissed to find out she's not faithful!
—Hannah

Dear Claws Are Out:
Nope! Clever thinking, but her nails are not Shelly's finest asset. Keep digging if you want to find Katy and Russell's Vices. They shouldn't be too hard to

figure out, right?"

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