Friday, April 22, 2011

Blind Vice: Pokie Gets Dumped, Drunk, and High!

New from Ted today -


Blind Vice: Pokie Gets Dumped, Drunk, and High!

Poor Pokie McPillster. The cute celeb has fought addictions for years (and not everybody knows how many), but while the girl's busy telling everybody she's a clean-living machine, trust us, she's not.
Pokie's pals were already increasingly worried about their famous friend's increased boozing and drugging, but then Pokie hit Coachella, and it got worse:
"We already knew she was using," says one of Pokie's confidantes, "but then at Coachella, it was really obvious."
Tribute To The Music Of Coachella 2011 [Explicit]Wandering around aimless, bumping into everything and everybody, slurring her every word, Pokie was a damn mess!
Pokie's various jobs could be jeopardized, fear these amigas. Plus, what concerns Ms. McPillster's friends even moreso, is how Pokie's family will take it once they learn the sad news (if they don't already know).
You see, others in McPillster's immediate family are desperately fighting to stay sober, and so Pokie's posse is not only worried as crap about their girl, but they also think those who love Pokie the most will now go out and start getting high again, as well.
Oh, come on, people. Nobody gets high unless they want to get high. Of course, it doesn't help if your wife or brother or whomever is getting plastered while you're trying to clean up your act, but it still ultimately shouldn't matter.
We're all responsible for ourselves. Too bad Poke's not that interested in such a sentiment—as she's currently blaming all her troubles on that damn man who did her wrong.
And It Ain't: Ashley Greene, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton

Top suspect:


56 comments:

blurry vice said...

My first thought Kelly Osbourne. Was not in the know at all of who was at Coachella. Now I see comments on E that she was there. Anyone else... Britney?

Happy said...

Vanessa Hudgens was reported to be stumbling around Coachella. Not sure about the family history though.

andiecandie said...

Another popular guess on the E boards is Emma Roberts. Her father, Eric Roberts, was on celebrity rehab for an addiction (I don't know what). Just throwing another idea out there.

Tammy said...

Chelsea gave it away on her show tonite - Katy Perry. It is very clear on tape shown from Coachella and can be foudn in the tabloids.

Michelle said...

I am on board with the Kelly Oshbourne guess. Other family members being being brother Jack and of course, Ozzy. Her fiance cheated on her awhile back and she let lose about it on Twitter. Now that I've seen that guess I can't think of anyone who fits better.

MH

BABYWOMAN said...

First thought even before I read through the whole BV was Kelly Osborne and I am pretty sure it's her. She has been very vocal about how Luke Worral hurt her and how he betrayed her... I am pretty sure it's her.

mookindahouse said...

Vanessa Hudgens.

Katy Perry is Strawberry Snort Em

Juda1 said...

I really don't think it's Kelly Osbourne.

She's been in a relationship with a her new B.F Rob since December & he's moved in with her. Why would she start using again & blame it all on her ex? I think she's moved on from all that. Also, Jack's been sober for years & years & become something of a adventure/health freak climbing this mountain & that mountain & doing loads of different expeditions across the world ... would he really start using again because his sister has? That's ridiculous.

There's also loads of pics of Kelly at Coachella last weeked ... she certainly looks pretty coherent in all of them.

medusa said...

The "damn man who did her wrong" seems like it's key - and doesn't seem to fit Katy Perry.

Has Emma Roberts had a breakup recently? The Coachella dirt on her seems to revolve around her makeout session with the Glee guy - wouldn't Ted have referenced that somewhere here? (Unless "bumping into everything and everybody" is code for bumping uglies.)

Cecilia00 said...

Kelly O

stopkat said...

There are photos of Vanessa Hudgens blatantly doing Molly at Coachella posted on perez

amanda said...

Its not Katy Perry..like someone said...shes strawberry snort em...i dont think its Vanessa cuz shes with that josh hutcherson guy, the new peeta for hunger games, im sure shes dating for publicity...i say Emma Roberts!!

Rita said...

Am on the Emma Roberts train.

Her Aunt Julia Roberts had famously cut her brother, Eric Roberts, from her like, and went to court so he would stay away from Emma and her mother. Not only was he an alcoholic and drug abuser, but he also beaten-up his girfriend, in front of Emma (don't know if they were ever married).

Only recently the family had started talking to each other again only a few weeks ago. There are also hints on CDAN that Emma is the one who showed up on a red carpet as white and waxy as a corpse, and very, very high.

Again, don't think Ted would write about his colleagues, unless it's in a very flattering way. And Kelly O is on Fashion Police, which I find HILARIOUS with Joan Rivers. And she looks very very healthy on last week's taped episode.

Margo said...

Brooke Mueller? I have no idea if she was at coachella?

fallenangel3992 said...

Mischa Barton????

HKCCRCLC said...

When I first read this, I thought it was Kelly Osborne -- family with substance abuse problems, bad breakup, food and other addictions herself. But she does seem to have cleaned up her act.

Now I'm on the Emma Roberts train. As Rita said, she's got the family pedigree of addiction issues. Of late, Lainey keeps talking about how thin she is -- a potential sign of drug problems. And Emma was strongly suspected to be the blind behind another Lainey blind specifically about drugs -- it's on this site:

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2009/11/lainey-they-all-fall-down-112009.html

I'll be interested to see if Ted narrows it down.

Lee Ann said...

Kate....Bosworth.....

Rita said...

Good Guess, but she was with Skarsgaard in Coachella, and she behaved. But doesn't she come from a fairly decent and quite family? Kate's loss of popularity has more to do with bad acting, and being too skinny.

KaDixonLaw said...

I'm on the Emma Roberts train too. I've combed all of the Coachella stories and she's the only one that really makes sense. The stories re: Emma having issues with drugs have been circlating for awhile now, so this isn't much of a surprise. I just wonder who dumped her. It seems like she bounces around from guy to guy.

I pray this isn't Kelly Osbourne. She looks very pulled together and completely healthy, which is great. Love her!

Ahem said...

This is another possibility although i don't know if she was at coachella...Peaches Geldof. She was recently caught doing drugs even thought she claims to be clean. She broke up with Eli Roth and her sisters and family have a past with drugs, partying, etc.

Ahem said...

Also emma roberts make sense but her personal life hasn't been talked about in terms of relationships. but i do feel like ted would have made a story about her "hookup" with that glee guy but he instead made a blind about someone at coachella...hm

Ahem said...

"the damn man who did her wrong" could be emma's dad. not necessarily a guy she dated. and she just did an article in magazine about eating healthy and wanting to have a curvy figure but that was never her.

KaDixonLaw said...

Well, on the Peaches note, Bijou Phillips was photographed at Coachella. I know she has a history with drug abuse, but I don't know if she has ever claimed to be clean. She certainly has the family problems, though.

I'll see what I can find on her.

Jennifer said...

Emma Roberts. She has looked rundown, frail, and ghostly pale for a while.

HKCCRCLC said...

Some intriguing dark horses here: Peaches Geldoff, Bijou Phillips & Emma Roberts were all at Coachella.

All have had well-publicized issues with drugs and addictions and all come from families with the same. (I've moved off the Kelly O. train completely for this -- unless I hear otherwise, I'm going on the fact that she does seem to have cleaned up her act of late, thank goodness.)

And the Ted blind was typically vague -- as @Ahem pointed out, Poke "blaming all her troubles on that damn man who did her wrong" could easily refer to a father or other close family member.

We need more info!

Cathy said...

I'm back to Kelly O for this one. Ted eliminated Emma Roberts this morning (saying she's never been a BV). In addition to the family addiction issues, Kelly also fits for having multiple jobs.

Not sure if it's related, but I remember that during her season on DWTS, there was a blind item about one of the cast members only being on it because they hoped to get injured and score a prescription... if I remember correctly, that one was suspected to be either her or Aaron Carter.

I know that Ted doesn't usually write anything bad about someone in the E! family, but I think he would if he was genuinely worried about them...

Rita said...

This morning Ted answered my question on Emma Roberts and Completely shut it down!

Wow, am I the only one who thinks Roberts is on something and looks awful?

That being said, although Kelly Osbourne has much in common with the AIAs, her latest accomplishments, and looks, do not convince me that she is this vice. She has been looking rather wonderful lately, and have gained a few pounds back.

Ahem said...

i'm back thinking it's peaches geldof. i like kelly it would suck if she has relapsed. although that breakup seem to have done a number on her (twitter rant). Bijou Phillips isn't with that guy from that 70's show anymore? Kelly is an obvious guess, considering there were tons of celebs there i don't think the obvious guess is the right one.

LMS130 said...

Was Drew Barrymore at Coachella? I haven't been able to find confirmation on if she was there or not. If so, I'd include her for consideration with her former substance abuse problems, multiple jobs, and family issues. Also, I've seen plenty of shots of Tara Reid stumbling around and looking like a hot mess. Not sure she she fits any of the clues though...

Jamee said...

From the beginning I thought this was Kelly O., and I still do. ALL the clues match yet everyone is saying it's not her because she looks good and they love her. Huh? Do you know how many people are high as kites all the time and look amazing? Lots and lots. Not every drug user looks haggard. Especially in Hollywood. That's what round-the-clock makeup artists are for. Just sayin.

Though she may have a boyfriend now, not long ago she was still bitching about that old fiance of hers. Like only a couple months ago. And she looks good, but she has herself complained that she is gaining a few pounds back that she lost with DWTS. Maybe she's going back to the drugs to help her keep off the weight? That's why most people in Hwood use. I also don't think that Ted is really speaking about her in a bad light. He can be harsh, and this one is pretty tame and forgiving, like when he said everyone is reponsible for themselves (basically, if Pokie's family starts using it's not her fault). Her family also fits perfectly. Her brother may be all healthy and whatnot now and her dad may have been clean for years, but a former drug addict, regardless of how long ago they got clean, faces a daily battle of trying to stay sober. It's not like one day you're clean and that's it. Like Aaron Sorkin said, "The hardest thing I do every day is not take cocaine. You don't get cured of addiction--you're just in remission." Any of her family members being exposed to drug use would be detrimental to their sobriety.

PrincessTiff said...

I initially thought Vanessa Hudgens, but I don't recall hearing anything about her family having a drug-history. I like the Kelly Osbourne guess (well, I don't "like" it, but you know what I mean.) Was Mischa Barton there by any chance?

Tab said...

Took a look at WireImage to see if they had any photos of Mischa at the 2011 - no luck so I doubt she was there. But I did come across some shots of Kelly O on day two... take a look at these:

http://wireimage.com/SearchResults.aspx?igi=494499&s=coachella&cbi=6365&sfld=C&vwmd=e

Rita said...

Thanks Tab. She looks great! happy and healthy. And in love. so... I am now more convinced that it's not kelley.

valerie said...

Are the sisters going to add Kelly Ripa since she was confirmed as a vice? Without a tab, where can we discuss in the reverse direction? Thanks! I love this site!

Cecilia00 said...

Vanessa Hudgens was ruled out today. And Ted confirmed Pokie was done wrong by a boyfriend. Looking more and more like Kelly O to me.

Alissa said...

I don't know. Was Vanessa eliminated and Ted had a major typo OR was he ignoring that question and continuing his answer to the Cookie question?

Is Cookie not as nice or talented as Vanessa, or Pokie?

He has my mind boggled on this one.

Caz1310 said...

I also read that to be Vanessa was notted for this one. Am liking Kelly O for this. Doesn't her whole family have a history of drug problems? Tara Reid and Mischa are cactus but not on anyone's priority list to be given a new BV by Ted.

Jennifer said...

Nicole Richie was at Coachella. Has said to be clean since giving birth to Harlow. Just throwing a guess out there.

Cecilia00 said...

Jennifer - Nicole is strongly believed to be Pixie Mixie, so I doubt it's her.

PrincessTiff said...

What about Sienna Miller?

PrincessTiff said...

Actually, never mind. First off, I saw a pic of Busy Phillips and thought it was Sienna (terrible mistake!) so I don't know if Sienna was there. Plus, I don't know what her "various jobs" would be.

J said...

I think its Kelly. Her new Guy is a rebound. She took Luke back after the first betrayal only to be dumped for a tranny. She has multiple projects and drug history in her family. Lastly, her drug of choice is pills. Fits to a tee IMO.

PrincessTiff said...

As much as I wish it weren't true, after today's bitchback about her being friends with Me-Me (Miley), I think it's Kelly. Hasn't there also been recent talk about her being upset that she is gaining some weight back? Perhaps this is how she is coping.

Ahem said...

yeah it's safe to say it's kelly.

kristin said...

yea, what Jamee said. Totally Kelly

PrincessTiff said...

What about Tallulah Belle Willis?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Your column keeps me warm all through the winter in Canada, where we protect our doggies' paws from the cold and salt with little boots. Is the "damn man"

who did Pokie McPillster wrong a father, a former boyfriend, or both?
—kohlh

Dear Det. Booties:
Glad to help out, babe, and to answer your question, BF.

Dear Ted:
Is Pokie Vanessa Hudgens?
—Rypecanha

Dear Kinda Close but Older:
Plus, the real Cookie's not as nice as Vanessa, nor is she as talented.

(?)

Dear Ted:
My puppies would love to know if Pokie McPillster and Me-Me Dallas are friends. Me too, actually! Are they?
—Hannah

Dear Puppy Love:
Yes."

88 said...

Definitely Kelly O!

Michelle said...

@valerie, I am dying for a Kelly Ripa thread too. I went running for the Barks-a-Lot/Fun-Tanked blind but then Ted said Ripa's husband is not part of her blind (plus, she didn't really fit anywhere in that one). Would love to hear people's thoughts on her.

And after him confirming the friendship with Miley, I'm more convinced this one is Kelly O.


MH

HKCCRCLC said...

I'm still hoping against hope that it's Bijou Phillips or Peaches Geldoff rather than Kelly O., though I agree so many clues point to Kelly O. that it's hard to leave her out of the equation. It's pretty common to rebound from a major relationship and the weight gain, while it might make her look healthier, is bound to cause her grief...Sadly, drug addicts are like alcoholics -- they have to fight the fight every day, they're never cured.

Kelly Ripa, now there's a great discussion for sure. There was a blind on another site, I think, where she had the nerve to be a bitch to Nigella Lawson for not being as skinny as her. According to that blind, the divine Nigella refused to go on air with Kelly. Now that's not as smutty as I'm sure Ted's blind is, but I can totally believe it.

Sarah said...

Kelly O was "sick" on the most recent fashion police, royal wedding special. I totally thought it was Vanessa.

cincinnatikate said...

i think its Ashley Simpson. here is a twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ashleesimpwentz/status/59886173392338944

BUT THIS LINK- is a gallery of pics of who was there,lots of paris and nicky, but Kelly O, looks TORE UP high, shes picture #8, #21 and 22 are her and her brother Jack.. Vanessa H looks like she ate mushrooms in pic 9, there is a pic of pasty Emma Watson looking coke-ish, kirsten dunst was there, http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/coachella_2011#tab=most_recent&id=361003

Dollie said...

Has Tara Reid been eliminated?. She was also at coachella.

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AJ said...

Ted uses "amigos." Isn't Vanessa Hudgens of Spanish descent?

Kirby said...

Kelly Osbourne :)

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