Sunday, October 26, 2008

Lainey Gossip - Besties in Bed

New Lainey Riddle from Friday October 24...

Besties in Bed

A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty.

They’re best friends and they say best friends only…

But they sleep in the same bed when they’re on holiday.

Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but that’s because we’re poor. If we could afford it?

Please.

We’d both be in junior suites yelling at each other from across our balconies.

These two however don’t have to rough it. And when they do rough it, it’s because the cameras are rolling.

A junior suite for them is like a homeless shelter. So when they can book out an entire floor, why would they choose instead to share one bed?


Update 10/29 - Lainey has eliminated Adrian Brody/Mark Ruffalo, Chace Crawford/Ed Westwick, Salma Hayek/Penelope Cruz.

Please comment!

* Top suspects: Oprah Winfrey and Gayle,

28 comments:

blurry vice said...

Some famous besties: Penelope Cruz/Salma Hayek, Nicole Kidman/ Naomi Watts, Drew Barrymore/Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston/Courteney Cox-Arquette.

This reminds me of the other blind item about a pair of BFF. I think it was from Awful Truth and I think we thought it was either Naomi/Nicole or Penelope/Salma. I wonder if these are the same two women.

Melanie said...

Ok, I almost never think of answers for these right away, so when I read this and 2 names jumped into my head I was so excited and I'm pretty sure I'm right.

OPRAH AND GAYLE!!!

Here's why:
"They’re best friends and they say best friends only" - they actually SAY they're best friends only, which O&G have actually had to say before because of the tabloids

"These two however don’t have to rough it. And when they do rough it, it’s because the cameras are rolling." - O&G did a show or shows on Oprah where they were in a car driving around 'roughing it' and it got a lot of press and was a big deal, and I'm pretty sure they denied their relationship around this time as well.

"A junior suite for them is like a homeless shelter. So when they can book out an entire floor, why would they choose instead to share one bed?" - this makes me think they're super duper rich... like Oprah rich!

Oprah and Gayle

done!
lol

Anonymous said...

Chuck Bass / Nate from Gossip Girl? Those boys seem very...friendly...with each other.

Anonymous said...

Oprah and Gayle. Totally.

sistah2 said...

Yes this is totally O& G. I also remember they "roughed" it on the Oprah show when they had to live in 1700's garb and join the reality show cast of some show(for a day) that was living in a colonial settlement.
..that said i really dont think there is anything smutty going on here, I truly think they are best buds who like to to 'slumber party' it up - watch movies & stuff.

Anonymous said...

my first thought was Oprah and Gayle too...can't decide if it is smutty or innocent...

Anonymous said...

It would break my heart if this turns out to be true, but how about Ewan MacGregor and his travelling buddy? After all, they are filming a series about their road trip for Fox or whatever...

Anonymous said...

I find it interesting that the people that Lainey is eliminating are all male.

Anonymous said...

GOOD POINT anon 10:30!!
What about famous besties Clooney & Pitt?

blurry vice said...

I am just realizing this too... gender is not specified. Who are BFF men, Pitt/Clooney mentioned above. Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong, Ben Affleck/Matt Damon. Blanking on anyone else right now.

Anonymous said...

PS-Did anyone see the blind item regarding someone repackaging the soap dispensers? Lainey outed Rachel Weisz today.

Anonymous said...

She also mentioned the Body loves the Happy. I wonder if Elle Macphereson is a coke blind item somewhere. ANy thoughts...

Baited Breath said...

Matthew McConnaughy/Lance Armstrong

Anonymous said...

has to be a couple of guys who are on some newish TV show.

Charlene said...

She's just eliminated Cruz/Hayek.

Anonymous said...

Elisabeth Hasselbeck recently talked about a trip to Martha's Vineyard with her best girlfriend and how they shared a bed and had political "pillowtalk" (the bestie is a democrat). The only problem is no-one cares about Elisabeth, so why would Lainey waste a BI on her?

Anonymous said...

"These two however don’t have to rough it. And when they do rough it, it’s because the cameras are rolling."

This is what makes me think of Ewan & Charley - they did the Long Way Round / Long Way Down documentary series where they went all over the world on motorcycles, roughing it in front of the cameras. When does Oprah ever rough it?

Plus the blind doesn't really say that they're filthy rich, just that they could book a floor, and I'm sure they could, on Ewan's dime and those Star Wars residuals.

blurry vice said...

Did anyone see the Awful Truth today, Ted did an article on Hollywood bromances:

"Hollywood Bromances: From Leo+Kevin to Matt+Ben

Here are Leonardo DiCaprio and Kevin Connolly hitting up a Lakers game in Hell-Ay, right before partying away at Apple Lounge in WeHo last night. Dudes went straight upstairs to a table full of girls. Hope they know how to share.

Brandon Davis and Rick Salomon, two users who know Paris Hilton all too well, joined the duo. "They were all sitting at a table, and Leo, who was wearing a hat, kept trying other people's sunglasses on," says a fellow Apple enjoyer. "It was funny!" We're on the floor.

Now, L.D. and K.C. are certainly the true meaning of bromance, right? Leo and Kev, including third bro Tobey Maguire, who musta been pumping iron for the fourth Spidey sequel last night, have been BFF since working together in 2001 on Don's Plum.

There's also:

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
This Oscar-winning writing pair of Bostonian BFFs have subsided their friendship, rarely working together as they used to. But their true-blue bromance is there to stay, right?

Tom Cruise and Will Smith
Seriously just for show and for recruiting more Scientologists. We'd add David Beckham to this list, but both him and we so know they're not really friends.

Pete Wentz and John Mayer
These two blogging besties are a flash in the pan. J.M. will break up with Petey just like he's bound to with Jen. They can split a muffin and bitch about him.

Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey
This trifecta is way over and out...well, not as out as we'd prefer. Matthew's got his baby mama and his baby taking up his time—even his bongos are being neglected, poor things. Jake's frolicking around town with Reese, and Lance is back to biking before finding his next celeb soul mate of the month.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney
Superstar amigos, meanin', without all their fancy Italian villas and mega-movie-star power, neither would prolly have anything in common with the other. "

Note he mentions Tom and Will... Lainey has just mentioned them together too.

sistah2 said...

I am thinking (besides O&G) that this could be Tom Cruise and his Scientolgist buddy - forget his name. The guy was his best man.
Ewan M and buddy are a good guess too.

blurry vice said...

Yes David Miscavige.

Unknown said...

Definitely Oprah & Gayle.

Anonymous said...

This is the mighty opes and gayle.

Anonymous said...

what about cameron and drew? CD used to have that show on mtv where she traveled and i think DB guested on it. i don't know. that is who popped into my head, though.

Anonymous said...

What about Keira and Sienna? I don't know that they have ever openly stated "best friends" but they do spend quite a bit of time together, and Lainey had an item today regarding how the two of them are so in sync...Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

they only rought it for the cameras? im guessing paris and nicole richie cuz of the simple life?

Anonymous said...

Oprah and Gayle

Anonymous said...

Lainey called Will Smith and Tom Cruise besties today. Just sayin'...

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Oprah_Winfrey_tells_Barbara_Walters_shes_not_a_lesbian_08dec10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

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