Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Lainey - B*tch Wars

From Lainey...

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work.

This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors.

Bitch #1 has been backstabbing for a while starting a few years ago when she was vying over a then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential. They'd narrowed it down to two and the studio had pretty much decided on the better actress. The contract was about to be signed but when B1 found out, she had her agent and her publicist publicly release confirmation that SHE landed the part, and even though it was an outright lie, it embarrassed her competitor so badly that her team pulled her back from accepting the offer leaving the film's producers with only one remaining choice.

Now she has a new opponent. And a more formidable one. The two were both in talks for a prestige project, a tug of war battle going back and forth. Bitch #2 launched the first offensive. She started circulating that B1 was struggling with her acting coach and had already fired two of them, studying with a third. When B1 found out she retaliated by circulating rumours that B2's assets were surgically enhanced and that she was a terror to work with, making crews miserable on a regular basis.

B2 has now struck back with the lowest blow yet. At a business lunch the other day, she made sure to drop details about B1's relationship: that it's in trouble, that's she's an emotional wreck and is prone to self harming and is trying to save her love by getting pregnant.

It's getting uglier and uglier and B1 is out for blood. Stay tuned...


The first part of this story sounds familiar. Any ideas?

* Lainey update 10/31 - B1 is not Megan Fox, Salma Hayek, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, or ScarJo. B2 is not Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, ScarJo, Kate Bosworth or Kate Beckinsale. America Ferrera is neither. Also eliminated are Rihanna/Beyonce Knowles, Liv Tyler, Jennifer Garner, Sienna Miller, Kate Hudson, Kristin Bell, (Rachel McAdams is neither but may have been a casualty).

** Update - 12/30/08 - Lainey hinted that Jessica Alba is B1 and Jessica Biel is B2.

91 comments:

Anonymous said...

The first one sounds like the Gwyneth Paltrow/Winona Ryder Shakespeare In Love scenario.

Anonymous said...

But I dont think Lainey would call her Gwennie out for being a major bitch. This one is hard for me, Hopefully Lainey eliminates someone tomorrow or gives us a clue in one of her posts.

Anonymous said...

No, I definitely remember the first part -- I just read it somewhere but for the life of me I can't remember where or who, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Winona/Gwen...

I'm off to search but I thought I would check here first to see if I could avoid the headache (LOL)...

Anonymous said...

I thought that B1 sounded like something that she had written about Jessica Biel, but like Lena, I am having trouble remembering exactly what it was. JB's publicist seems quite conniving (this would be right up her alley) and I don't think JB would respond very well to any challenge regarding her relationship.

CincyNat said...

Yes, I definitely thought the first part was something she'd written before. At first I thought it was a reprint.

Anonymous said...

Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba

libby said...

B1 is totally Beyonce. The first one has to be about "Dreamgirls," I remember hearing there was some competition for that part. The blind says "better actress," and there are many better actresses than Beyonce. The part is based on Diana Ross, my first thought is Thandie Newton for the "better actress." She seems like she has enough dignity to be quiet about such a bitch move.

I don't follow Beyonce enough to have a guess for #2, to bolster my theory. Darnit.

Anonymous said...

I think B2 is Scarlett Johansson (B1 says her parts are 'cosmetically enhanced'). I don't have a clue about B1. Jessica Biel is a good guess. Are these two even on the same 'playing field' regarding their acting abilities? SJ seems so much better. What do you think?

Anonymous said...

There are so many possibilities on this that I cannot even make a guess yet. However, ScarJo is a horrid actress and is not highly regarded in the industry. Biel is a known bitch as is Alba. Gwyneth is actually known as a sweetie. There are SO MANY other actresses out there!
I am lost!!!

Unknown said...

Prestige is a nod to Scarlett. Lainey hate Jessica Biel. So I am assuming it could be about these two.

Dodi said...

I have to agree the first part sounds very familliar - but no time to research her old stuff. I don't think there is any way it could be Gwennie - lainey would NEVER out her for being bitchy. If anything Lainey would celebrate Gweneth's bitch even more. She loves Gweneth's bitch - admires her for her not pretending to care about the minions.

Anonymous said...

I also thought prestige was a clue toward Scarlett and I know that Scarlett was considered for the Fantastic Four part that inexplicably went to Alba. But I'm not sure B1 is Alba since she couldn't possibly be wanting to get pregnant again so soon.

Anonymous said...

The story went that G. and W. were best friends. G. saw the script in W.'s apartment, stole it and the part right from under W.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:28, is G = to Gywenth?
and W = Winona?

Anonymous said...

I'm almost positive that Lainey wrote about the first scenario at some point. I'm pretty sure she named names, too. I cannot for the life of my remember who though.

Anonymous said...

I think the first part is from a mini-blind she dropped in an item about Denise Richards releasing a statement that her show had been renewed when in fact it had not. She used this blind as an example that only A-listers can get away with this stuff. I'll see if I can find it.

Anonymous said...

Found it!! Sorry, it is long. . .

Denise Richards claimed the other day that E! had renewed her reality show for a second season. Unfortunately the network has yet to make that decision. In fact, it sounds like they could be leaning on cutting that sh*t off:

"We are still deciding on [renewal for] a second season."

How does that happen? How do you confirm something that has yet to be confirmed?

I couldn’t. I’m too superstitious.

But for someone who lies as easily and as often as she breathes, I suppose it’s entirely expected. After all, she’s accused the father of her children of unspeakable perversion while ASKING HIM TO GIVE HER SOME MORE SPERM to make more babies. She’s fabricated an entire backstory to her own life. She stages pap photos to pimp out her kids…

What’s a little truth stretch when it comes to scraping at the bottom of the barrel to salvage an unremarkable career? It was a slick PR move. Box the network into a corner, generate as much support from degenerate viewers as possible, roll the dice and see what comes up.

It actually happens in Hollywood more than you think.

Big move…HUGE…casting a few years ago. Two actors up for the part and the one who actually gets chosen gets f&cked over when the other takes out an ad in the dailies confirming the role even though the studio hadn’t offered a contract.

Problem for Denise is that this kind of power play only works for power players. Washed up hookers are not invited.

Anonymous said...

I think #1 might be Jessica Alba. IMDB says Kate Bosworth was considered for the role of the invisible girl in Fantastic Four, which was several years ago and would have been considered a blockbuster, at least back then before it was made and turned out super crappy. I think Kate Bosworth would be considered a better actress than Jessica Alba, no? And I could totally see Alba trying to get pregnant again. That's how she convinced that guy to marry her in the first place!

Not sure about B2 though. Rumors that she has fake boobs and is difficult to work with... could be anyone.

sistah2 said...

Good find bc, That is exactly the article I remember reading.
I have a feeling that Jessica B is one of the B's.

Anonymous said...

** off topic **

Sorry this is off topic but.. I think Lainey just solved one of her past blind items in her first post today. Remember this?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Commitment_Crisis_blind_item.aspx

And today she eliminates Faith Hill from the Being Ignored item saying "The Lord is all she needs"...

blurry vice said...

anaon - yes check out the other thread - search faith hill.

Anonymous said...

If the part "Big movie..HUGE...casting..." in Laney's Denise post is indeed about the same actresses as in this blind item then I don't see this the first bitch being Jessica Alba. Nobody would call her a "power player", surely not Lainey, lol.
I don't see B1 being Scarlett either. Some of you may not like her that much, but directors and studio bosses LOVE her. And with some minor awards and four Golden Globe nominations under her belt I don't think she's considered that bad an actress.
What amazes me the most about this BI is the "better actress" who wouldn't sign the contract just because B1 lied about getting the role. All the "better actress" had to do is mind her own business, sign the contract as wanted by the studio and let B1 make a complete fool out of herself. Who would be so insecure and IMO that dumb to run away the moment someone coughs in her direction?! Seriously, this is what I want to know, lol.

Anonymous said...

What about B1 as Naomi Watts? The first movie mentioned could be King Kong ("HUGE" could be a clue there), where Kate Winslet was the first choice for the lead actress. Also, Naomi Watts is pregnant, so you could read the line about trying to "save her love by getting pregnant" as B2 trying to put a negative spin on the pregnancy by making up a false motivation for it...?

Anonymous said...

Kate Winslet was considered for that film when production was set to be in the late 90s. Since it was delayed that much I think she just had no time and they needed to find another actress.

Anonymous said...

nix, that part gets me too. That's one reason I initially thought it could be the Gwyneth/Winona story, because I can imagine Winona being that insecure. I can also imagine if B1 and the 'better actress' were friends, this might have played some role in her pulling out. Sounds like the type of person who doesn't want to hurt a friend, somewhat misguidedly since she screwed her over. I don't think it's them, though, but do think a big clue is in who would be the type to back down like that.

Anyone else find it odd Rihanna was notted? Might be a clue in that, as she surely wouldn't have been up for any prestige roles.

Anonymous said...

^^ I mean she wouldn't have been up for any prestige roles, so I don't think she's the first most would guess for this. Therefore seems like a clue rather than eliminating the obvious.

Anonymous said...

some good guesses.

I just wanted to add that though that Fantastic Four doesn't really call for a good actress.

Thinking the superhero route I thought of Daredevil Elektra

I have it from a highly reliable source that the following actresses have in fact been brought in during the last two weeks for meetings/auditions for Elektra as part of Fox's ongoing, desperate, and highly irrational search for a name - ANY name - even though their casting director, some junior execs, etc. are convinced they've already found the metaphysically perfect Elektra in the form of an unknown (but experienced) Greek actress.

Jessica Alba (Eek.)

Salma Hayak (5'2" - over a foot shorter than Ben.)

Katie Holmes (KATIE FUCKING HOLMES?!?!)

Rhona Mitra (This is a name? She's never starred in a movie!)

Maybe it's just me, but I just can't buy any of these as Elektra.


Jennifer Graner is currently 6 montsh pregnant

Anonymous said...

more on Graner



Asking about, this seems to be a pretty solid choice. Robo felt this was the best choice of the 'names' he and his contacts all over the land of the meet and greets... Now some other sites have called around and they've been told that Avi Arad jumped the gun in claiming the role was filled, but apparently from what I've heard they've decided on Jennifer Garner, they've agreed on a deal, it's just a technicality at this point. A technicality that will be ironed out quickly. Or so I've been told. She looks damn good, hope they hire a great voice and accent coach.

Anonymous said...

GARNER...not GRANER.
And...what are you talking about in the above two posts? IS that you talking, Lainey or some other source?? Who is Ben? And Robo??
And just who are you guessing and/or eliminating?

Anonymous said...

Ben as in Ben Affleck, who played Daredevil ;-). I have no clue though who Robo is. The producer, studio exec? And I too would like to know where the quotes are from assuming the italic parts are quotes.
Interesting guess though, but who would have been the "better actress"? And what project is Jennifer Garner now fighting with B2? Please elaborate.
But honestly, after reading the BI again, I don't think this is Taupe Garner, as Laimey calls her. If she's been really "backstabbing for a while", L. would probably call her Bitchy Dearest, lol.

Anonymous said...

Can't be Garner because she is pregnant, and B2 is claiming B1 is trying to get pregnant to save her relationship. Whether B2 is blabbing about stuff she knows to be true or making it up, it wouldn't be about someone 8 months pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Any pics of female celebs at business lunches recently? There are some of Vanessa Hudgens at a business lunch in late Sept, but sounds too long ago for this blind.

Anonymous said...

Nicole Richie was photo'd at a business lunch 10/19. Not sure she'd be up for any movie roles.

Anonymous said...

I think B1s first victim might be Mandy Moore, and here's why: She seems like the kind of girl that would back down if someone else announced that they had gotten the role. Also, she is on Pepsi commercials singing Rihanna's Umbrella--that clicked when someone above said that Rihanna must be a clue since no one would ever guess her. Also, Lainey had that recent article about Mandy pondering why she wasn't more famous, in more movies. Now, I can't really find anything about what movie this might have been about. She was originally cast in Havoc, a role that went to Anne Hathaway and also was considered for Daisy Duke, but maybe these discussions didn't make it to common knowledge. . . And obviously today Lainey outs Shelfy Biel as one of the Bs. No big shock there really. I'm thinking B2, though, since I don't see her as a major power player.

Anonymous said...

I really do think that I have this one!
Today Lainey gave a couple of clues regarding Biel!

1. She "somehow" managed to get cast in Easy Virtue.

2. Her "insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention RUTHLESS, ways she’s attempting to achieve it."

3. she is "leveraging her entire career off her man."

The "assets" said to be enhanced may really be her ass.

I can't decide, I really think that she is one of the B's! I could see someone accusing her of trying to get pregnant to hold on to her man too.

Colts#1Filly said...

I also think B#1 is Shelfy Biel for sure. But I'm thinking B#2 might be Kate Hudson. I can't remember where but I was catching up on gossip sites this weekend going back as far as a couple weeks and I remember reading something about Kate that made me think she was the second B.

Anonymous said...

Yep! Seems like Biel was outed indeed! :D

I like some of these other guesses, like Kate Hudson and bc's ideas.

bc, I'm the Anon that thought the Rihanna notting might be a clue, as well as thinking B1's first enemy must be pretty mild-mannered. I think your Mandy Moore guess for her is excellent, especially with the Rihanna link. She also went through a pretty huge depression, and so I can imagine if you get screwed over and you're feeling down anyway, you might just feel like - forget it, I'm sick of this crap.

But I'm not sure either Anne H or Jessica S would fit B1. Don't think Mandy is a better actress than Anne, or that Jess S. would be up for a plum role now. Though I also have wondered with the Beyonce/Rihanna notting if one of the bitches is in music, which fits Jess Simpson (and Mandy).

Anonymous said...

Hi Anon 8:09--I didn't really think that either Havoc or DoH were the movie in question either. Those were just the only ones on notstarring.com that came up when I searched Mandy Moore.

Anonymous said...

She notted Salma Hayek for B1 and Kate Beckensale for B2.

I think she has definitely outed Biel as one, and I think Scarlett is a good guess for the other, particularly since she and Justin sort of have a history with her starring in one of his videos.

Baited Breath said...

Angelina Jolie=B1
Nicole Kidman=B2
Mr & Mrs Smith= major blockbuster

Baited Breath said...

Angelina Jolie=B1
Nicole Kidman=B2

Anonymous said...

Mr. & Mrs. Smith doesn't work because Kidman was already publicly cast and then pulled out due to the movie being stuck in development hell.

Anonymous said...

RE: J.Biel as B1

Yet, which of her movies was considered "a major blockbuster with lucrative potential"?

Everything she'd done up to 2006 (2007 & beyond wouldn't be "a few years ago") had been either B-movie-ish or non-leads :

Home of the Brave (2006) . The Illusionist (2006) . Elizabethtown (2005) . London (2005) . Stealth (2005) .
Blade: Trinity (2004) . Cellular (2004) . The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) . The Rules of Attraction (2002) .

Only 2 from the above I see as having some sort of pre-production hype value:
Elizabethtown, in which she's non-lead, and,
The Illusionist, of which Liv Tylor dropped out "just as filming was about to begin," and was then replaced by J.Biel.

But, that meant L.Tylor had already taken the role, in which case didn't fit Lainey's 'better actress too embarrassed to accept offer' story.

Anonymous said...

I think b1 is biel; b2 is scarjo. She eliminated b1 as scarjo today. She also has had numerous items regarding Biel's relationship (and I mean, numerous), which is often under fire (his mom, preggos rumors, other women, etc). Not only that, but Scarjo sued a magazine that said she had plastic surgery (enhanced rumor), and there were rumors that she was a terror to work with about the time Woody Allen denied she was his "muse." However, taking all that into account, Lainey did NOT mention that they had any connection the same guy, and there were some Justin/Scarlett rumors after he hooked up with, then publicly dissed, Jessica Biel (remember, he said he couldn't focus with someone around, or words to that effect). That's the only thing that makes me uncertain on this.f Well, that and the B1 major blockbuster? The Illusionist? Because Scarjo was in the Prestige, which could be a hint that the part was in a very similar movie?
I really need to get out of the house.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, OOohh, and the Rihanna clue!!!! Don't you guys remember, Lainey has had all those comments regarding Justin's influence on Jessica pursuing a career in music. (Laughable). That could add strength to the B1 is Biel stance. :) And I can totally see her bumping Liv out, and Liv being humiliated. Remember, she got onto the coke bus not too long thereafter...Allegedly.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, OOohh, and the Rihanna clue!!!! Don't you guys remember, Lainey has had all those comments regarding Justin's influence on Jessica pursuing a career in music. (Laughable). That could add strength to the B1 is Biel stance. :) And I can totally see her bumping Liv out, and Liv being humiliated. Remember, she got onto the coke bus not too long thereafter...Allegedly.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, some of these theories really add up. I think it could be Biel and Liv as the first pair of enemies, because do we know for sure if that story of Liv having to drop out just before filming is true? Maybe it was a spin similar to the studio saying Katie Holmes declined the Dark Knight.

And then we have the mysterious way Lainey notted Liv "Also not Liv. Liv has never had to make the leap."

There is a quote Liv said about watching Requiem for a Dream "I felt as if I was on drugs and my heart was about to leap out of my body." So it could be a reference to her drug downfall around this time. I also think Liv fits as the type to back down.

Good call on the Rihanna notting possibly hinting at Biel's wannabe music career. The notting was for Beyonce as well... and both ScarJo and Biel have aspiring music careers that are scoffed at. I think Lainey notting people as 'not B1/B2' has been to set us up to expect one of these will to be the OTHER bitch.

Unknown said...

"Liv had never had to make the leap" likely refers to a leap from TV to movies. Lainey is obsessed with classifying certain girls as wannabes who ought never aspire beyond TV success. So, at least one, and possibly both Bitches got their start in TV.

Anonymous said...

She just outed diddy for this one

http://www.laineygossip.com/Star_Treatment.aspx?IsMicro=0

Anonymous said...

Do you think Lainey's comment in the Shenae Grimes article was a hint? "Shenae sounds dumb. And believe it or not, Shenae is actually NOT dumb." Or am I reading too much into it? She doesn't really seem to fit any of the clues, but I thought that was an odd comment.

Anonymous said...

i'm not sure if someone already said this... but i think b2 is scarjo, because, i remember there being all this stuff on her having fake boobs and being really shitty on set. also, im taking lainey saying "prestige project" as a hint to the movie "the prestige" which starred scarjo.

no idea on b1

Anonymous said...

B1 Jessica Biel (that would also explain Lainey's constant mentions that Biel's publicist is kind of worth his weight in gold), "better actress" Liv Tyler, B2 Scarlett Johansson, it all seems very fitting, but I have a problem with a part in "The Illusionist" being a "then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential". Really?
Other than that it all adds up, sadly Liv Tyler indeed seems to be the kind of person who's nice and sweet but lacks a backbone.

Anonymous said...

Nix: Remember how Lainey feels about Edward Norton. It also is "potentially lucrative" possibly hinting that the movie did NOT do what it was expected. While I loooooved the movie, it wasn't quite as big a deal as people expected, partly because they either saw "the prestige" or "the illusionist." The potential audience, and therefore $, was split.

Anonymous said...

OK so we all know one of the Bs is Biel. Thats guaranteed. I'm not convinced about ScarJo though. Why didn't Lainey put any reference to JT in there. If it was the two of them warring I'm sure she would have said something about them being linked to the same man. Who else is a Biel contemporary that would be up for the same roles?

Anonymous said...

I too think "lucrative potential" implies the movie wasn't necessarily successful, but that the role was coveted at the time because mega-success was expected.

Found this:
"Biel landed the coveted female lead in The Illusionist, which she actively chased" Wow, that not only confirms it was coveted but that she pursued it! (from here).

One more thought on the Rihanna/Beyonce notting - both have worked with JT. And a parallel to Biel/Scarjo: involvement with the same musician (Jay-Z), one definite and current, the other rumoured.

Anonymous said...

Actually sorry, that article was originally in The Hollywood Reporter.

That almost fits the clue about the dailies, but it's not an ad, more a press release.

Anonymous said...

Quote from Biel ""I was not the obvious choice for this. LIV TYLER was lined up.

"There were scheduling problems, and I had a call to audition the next day."

Do we have any source of the 'scheduling problems' other than from Biel?

Anonymous said...

I think B2 is Megan Fox.

Anonymous said...

eep! Lainey just notted Biel for B! and ScarJo for B2. Now what?

I guess I'll go for Angelina Jolie for B1 and Megan Fox for B2?

Lainey also hinted at Rachel McAdams being the pushover . ..

Who beat out Rachel McAdams for a part??

Anonymous said...

Jessica Alba beat out Rachel McAdams for the part of Sue Storm in Fantastic Four (from Wikipedia).

Scarlett Pumpkin said...

McAdams was considered for the role of Susan Storm in Fantastic four - and she hasn't ruled out Jessica Alba yet, right? Maybe Alba is B1?

She also lost out on the Bond Girl role in Casino Royale to Eva Green.

She also was wanted for the Pepper Pots roll in Iron Man against Gwenyth, but it says she turned down the roll.

So it sounds like there are at least three possibilities for B1 - Jessica Alba, Eva Green or Gwenyth. I really, really doubt it's Gwenyth.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey beat rachel for the lead role of cady in mean girls. Rachel aslo lost the role of vesper lynd in casino royal to eva green.

Anonymous said...

Notstarring.com says that Rachel McAdams was up for Alba's role in Fantastic Four, Hathaway's role in Prada and Get Smart and Paltrow's role in Iron Man--none of which have been notted for B1.

Also Eva Green's role in Casino Royale and Jacinda Barrett's role in The Last Kiss--but I'm thinking either Alba or Hathaway for B1--still Biel for B2??

Anonymous said...

I also remember reading on Lainey's site that producers really wanted Rachel for the role in Superman Returns. Kate Bosworth eventually got it.

Anonymous said...

Oh wait, Hathaway isn't in a relationship so not her. Alba as B1?

Anonymous said...

Here is a write up Lainey did about Rachel and a few of the projects she was reportedly attached to

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Biel_Ben_Affleck_Gwyneth_Paltrow_Rachel_McAdams_justifying_the_hype.aspx

Since her Hollywood debut in the 2002 comedy 'The Hot Chick' with Rob Schneider, Ms. McAdams has been approached about a plethora of opportunities, ranging from Lois Lane in the recently released 'Superman Returns' (the part eventually went to Kate Bosworth) to the love interest in the upcoming James Bond film 'Casino Royale' (which went to actress Eva Green). Despite her declinations, studio chiefs all over town continue scrambling to work with her. 'She has everything you want in a movie star -- the talent, the looks, the accessibility,' says Marc Shmuger, chairman of Universal Pictures, which hasn't been able to sign the actress to a movie. 'People are both attracted to her and feel a kinship with her.'

Click my Name it will take you to link.

Unknown said...

Rachel McAdams is definitely the better actress Lainey talked about.

I would guess Alba as B1, but maybe Maggie Gyllenhaal? Rachel was up for the role of Rachel Dawes in The Dark Knight also.

Anonymous said...

"Fantsatic Four" did not so well at the box office, but had high anticipations as most comic to film adaptations do. If I'm not mistaken they've talked about sequels before the release (and the bad critics).
"The Devil wears Prada" was highly successful, so it can't be Hathaway.
Don't see Eva Green doing such a thing either (besides Casino Royale catapulted James Bond back to the top) and certainly not Jacinda Barrett for the "Last Kiss".
So B1 might be Jessica Alba (still not completely convinced, IMO she's not a power player and she just had a baby) and her victim Rachel McAdams. Rachel might have "the talent, the looks, the accessibility", but girl, if you shy away that easily maybe the acting business isn't for you. Sorry to all the Rachel fans.
Which leaves the question who's B2?

sassafrass said...

Lots of good guessing going on. I think B1 is Alba and B2 is Scarjo, but someone above said Scarjo was notted. But I only see her as notted for B1. Am I missing some info?

Unknown said...

Lainey eliminated ScarJo as B2 today, I believe. I think B2 might be Jessica Biel. She hasn't been ruled out as B2, and Lainey threw her name in an item about Jessica Alba today.

And I agree with nix, Rachel McAdams is a great actress but she seems to hate everything that goes with being an actress.

sassafrass said...

yeah, I think Lainey outed B1 and B2 today as Jessica A and Jessica B.

Anonymous said...

kate bosworth seems to fit B1..she beat out McAdams for the superman returns movie
jessica biel with her 'surgically inhanced assets' (ass being the operative word) seems to fit B2. they even both have last names beginning with the letter B, if that is of any significance. another clue, in my humble opinion, is the fact that today lainey eliminated biel and lohan as B1, and scarjo and bosworth as B2, however she has eliminated lohan for B2 and scarjo for B1 in previous posts, elimating the 2 from the b$tch wars, while bosworth and biel have yet to be (mentioned) up to this point , and neither has mcadams,
furthermore, bosworth and mcadams happen to be mentioned in the same post, given their superman history..seems to work for me.
sorry about the monologue by the way!

Anonymous said...

Good guess. Is Kate Bosworth in a significant relationship? If yes, the "trying to get pregnant to save her relationship" thing would suit her more than newlywed and new mommy Jessica Alba.

Anonymous said...

Hey Sisters, under Update:
That should say Rachel McAdams is neither but may have been a casualty...NOT ScarJo.

Anonymous said...

yes, she has been dating a model
james rousseau (sp?) for a while now, i just looked it up.

Anonymous said...

so Kate Bosworth for B1 and Jessica Biel for B2 - I agree with anonymous on this one. It all seems to fit.

Anonymous said...

B1 is Alba. Lainey just dropped a hint about her 'acting coach'

Anonymous said...

Well, I think this is solved:
B1 Jessica Alba
"better actress" Rachel McAdams
B2 Jessica Biel
With todays post about Jessica Alba and that no acting coach can help her to get better, I think we definitely have our B1.
Since she mentioned Jessica Biel in the same post (and apparently she did this before, as Kate said) I believe this blind has been solved (though in the beginning I really couldn't see the wording fitting Alba).

Anonymous said...

what about Jlo as B1. She is not that talented of an actress and still managesto get work. And she does need this relationship with MArc Anthony to work out or it will be her third divorce and pretty embarising. ( i know i spelled it wrong)

Anonymous said...

From Lainey today on a post about Jessica Alba:

Speaking of TV girls, seeing the Alba Bitch now it makes sense why the Shelf Ass laid low. Or why Pippy kept them apart.

Two TV girls on one carpet? Like Kelly and Brenda but real life.

A clue? B1 is Alba, B2 is Biel?

Anonymous said...

This is anne hathaway and jessica biel.

Anonymous said...

Lainey confirmed this one today. b1 is Alba b2 is Biel

Anonymous said...

Read today's Lainey post about Alba. This was Alba as B1 and Biel as B2.

Anonymous said...

Well, darn, I wasn't the first one to see it. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Good one Jellee - you called it back in November. Alba for B1 and Biel for B2.

me! said...

lainey just outed this one - jessica alba and biel!

Anonymous said...

Looks like Lainey revealed this one today in a posting about the Alba demon:

"It’s also somewhat of a victory. She worked hard for this one, she supposedly backstabbed with ruthless determination to make it hers. There is much to celebrate. And this is why she’s so happy. Jessica Biel, not so much. "

Anonymous said...

haha thought I was the only one who caught it :-)

Anonymous said...

Well, this one definitely got confirmed. I was amazed to see someone called it back in October with no other comments, just reversed B1 & B2:

Anonymous said...

Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba
October 22, 2008 11:20 PM

Anonymous said...

Hey! that was me! Did research on movie parts that alba was trying to get and found out that biel was trying for it too! i know waaaay too much time on my hands!

Anonymous said...

Ok, she outed alba again today. :) Just smilin' about it. Motherhood doesn't cure the bitch. Not the Alba one. :) Argh, I was off-I just totally expected it to be Biel/Scarjo.

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