Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Brief Toothy Tile mention today...

Today when answering letters from his mail bag, Ted answered a letter about Toothy Tile. I am posting this because we are all wondering the same thing about dear Tooth (Jake Gyllenhaal).

Dear Ted:
Does Toothy Tile's girlfriend know that he's Toothy Tile? I'm thinking Toothy might be working his way toward her ex.
Beth
Concord, N.C.

Dear Tooth-Fake:
Yes, and quite possible. But only if he already had him. T2’s in lurve, doncha know.


When saying T2 is in love, I am assuming he means with his beau Austin Nichols. He is not after Ryan Phillippe because he is already attached to his boyfriend. Most people buy the stories that Jake and Reese are in love, but I still think it is a publicity stunt. I know some people think that TT/Jake might be bisexual and that he really IS into Reese. But what about b-f Austin? Does Reese KNOW that he is Toothy Tile, and she is just his close friend? Or is she completely in the dark about the rumors and is actually having a relationship with him? Is TT lying to her and pretending to be straight? I don't know what is going on there. Discuss!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Reese knows everything and their relationship is a fake showmance. Jake is with Austin.

The site is great. Keep up with the good work!

btw, there are three great sites about Toothy if anybody is interested:

http://www.ohmygodot.blogspot.com/

http://waitingfortoothy.blogspot.com/

http://waitingfortoothy-part2.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Jake is screwing Reese, has been for a year now. Ted is trying to allude to the fact that Ryan isn't 100% straight and neither is Jake nor 99% in HW.

Jake and Reese are legit, boring but legit.

blurry vice said...

Hmmm... some different opinions as expected.
Thanks for the links too. I had contacted one of those Toothy sites a while back for a link exchange but they said they had enough already. We never did get into a link exchange.

sistah2 said...

I dont get it... what do you mean 99% HW?

mo-mo said...

I think that meant.. 99% of Hollywood... is gay.

sistah2 said...

duh ! thanks MO

jared said...

The second poster above is well known for making things up and stating them as fact.

Anonymous said...

"Jake is screwing Reese, has been for a year now."

Honey, you are so stupid - and a publicist's DREAM!

toothyisjakeg said...

jake g. exposed!!!! read today's awful truth: toothy must be jake g.- ted signed it "toothy tell all"- the brokeback/ jake connection is obvious.
Dear Ted:
I love your column and even if you piss me off more often than not (especially when you badmouth Jennifer Aniston and Jen Garner), I just can't stop reading and following your work. I wish I knew how to quit ya! Is James Franco Toothy Tile?
—Lisa
Dear Toothy Tell All:
No, but dollmuff, you're so close more than a few fagolas in T-town are sweatin' plenty right about now. Nice detective work.

Fakers said...

Jake is screwing Reese, has been for a year now. Jake and Reese are legit, boring but legit.

LOL, that's bullshit.

Jake and Reese Witherspoon are as fake as a 3 dollar bill. Check out Rome 2007 pictures again, they are pathetic.

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