Thursday, February 23, 2012

Lainey - Thin For Nothing

Sorry this is late!  New riddle from Lainey, from Tuesday 2/21 -

Thin For Nothing

Lower tier actress - you know her name - is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant  out to tell her he wasn’t showing. I mean, he’s a legendary misogynist. And there’s nothing he likes more than playing mind games with young actresses.


Though he has no intention of putting her in his movies, he’s having a great time f-cking up her head. So he sent word that he might agree to see her but only if she loses some weight. This girl was fit to begin with. Like really fit. So she’s starving herself to let go of an extra 10, even though there’s not much there to begin with. But it’s not like it would help. Again, he’s just doing this because he can, for sh-ts and giggles, because he’s a twisted f-ck. As he explained to a colleague, “That girl is regular person pretty, and not even really regular person pretty. Definitely not hot enough for one of my movies.” And it’s like he’s almost insulted that she thought she was. Which is why this game, this game is just his way of putting her in her place, of punishing her for actually thinking she’d be good enough, sexy enough, to be his new model muse. He justifies it by saying he’s giving her a “life lesson”. Oh, and “if she offers me a blowjob, I’ll take it. One of these days, maybe I’ll throw her a favour”. Sad part is...she’s coming close to it. She’s coming very close.

Update Lainey has eliminated: Kate Upton

Top suspect:

47 comments:

blurry vice said...

Ouch! Feel bad for her already! OK, we all kmnow I am 2 days behind on this. Going to try and catch up here. Fill me in!

Rita said...

Director - Michael Bay
Starlett - Jessica Alba (first chance was with Harvey Weinstein, so this may be her second chance ).

Or like someone else had already guessed, Ashley Greene... Or even that annoying chick from Glee.

Rita said...

Also, I had followed the last Lainey live chat, and she had notted Kate Upton for this blind (not the other one)

12:56
Comment From Kate
Thin for Nothing: Kate Upton?
12:56
Lainey: Kate - NO.

KaDixonLaw said...

@Rita, I really like your Alba guess. She's definitely working hard to get in pre-baby shape and doesn't Lainey refer to her as the Alba Bitch, or something similar?

Saffy said...

Director: Brett Ratner
Actress: Anna Faris

txtommom said...

I have a hard time seeing how Jessica Alba would ever be viewed as not pretty.

Rita said...

@KaDixonLaw, I thought of her when reading about a second chance.

A lot of other actresses are still on their first (Ashley Greene, Blake Lively, etc.), and we know about the other Alba blinds. Disturbing. So she messed up her first big chance with Harvey Weinstein... Or rather, it didn't pay off as much as expected. And Lainey seems to know much about Alba... Will see if any hints will be given soon.

@txtommom - you can check out the earlier Lainey blinds on Alba on this site... See if you think this might be a follow-up.

blurry vice said...

Good thoughts!

Rita thanks for the info. I agree Ashley Greene or one of the Glee girls would fit this.

Hits123 said...

Ashley Greene hands down

Jessica said...

Michael Bay and Ashley Greene...why do women play that game with him? he's a scumbag and he makes sh*tty movies.

j'ai faime pour couture said...

i feel like its lea michele..but ashley greene is a good guess too

Rita said...

No problem @Blurry!
Yeah, I like the Ashley Green guess, can't remember who guessed first on the other thread, but it's a great one because of all her trying. And the Twilight movies could be considered as her first big chance.

Well, yeah, the Twilight movies were her major first big break. But to be honest, I don'T find Ashlee sexy in any way or shape. And usually, Bay gets girls that are sexy to both men and women. At least on film.

Rae said...

I'm guessing Kaley Cuoco because of the "Big" comment.

PrincessTiff said...

I think Ashley fits for this. Being in Twilight should have launched her career, but all it did was make tweener obsess about Kristen Stewert, so to me she blew that first chance. She also strikes me as the time to sleep her way to the top.

@Rita--I hate to say it since I think we're usually on the same page, but I disagree with you. (Sorry!) I do find Ashley to be very pretty, but that aside she has been in several "men's" magazines as a sex symbol and a lot of my friends agree. I had an old copy of Cosmo on my coffee table recently that had her on the cover and every one of my guy friends commented on how hot she is.

Kate said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt?

txtommom said...

And Rita...I miss your comments on my other favorite site. Hope rude people didn't upset you.

lns212 said...

i like the ashley guess

Rita said...

@Princess Tiff - Bah, the chick gets on my nerves. I'm sure men find her hot. And she had been making covers, mostly in different states of undress. But she gets on my nerves. And her acting.... aaaaaaargh. F-ck, I can do better!!! And I can't act (nor am I interested). BUT, I still love it when we disagree chica!!!

@txtommom - Thank you, that is very sweet! As for the other site, I just didn't feel comfortable going back, because I couldn't be myself anymore. And although I miss a lot of the people there, I felt it best to stop visiting altogether. But thank you for the kind words:)

Sarah said...

I don't think Ashley not being super hot eliminates her from this though. It makes her MORE likely considering Lainey says the director isn't impressed by her looks. I can totally see a guy like Bay thinking she's just average and messing with her head.

She's also lost a lot of weight recently.

Alejandra said...

Rita, where can I find links to the other Jessica Alba blinds. I could only find the Lainey one about her and Biel. Thank you in advance!

NF said...

What about Kate Beckinsale?

Rita said...

@Alejandra, here's one

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2009/12/lainey-casting-couch.html

You have to sift through 2009 Lainey blinds on this site. But I think you'll have a good start with that one.

And BTW, for the newbies, we have "undercovers" who tell us about Lainey blinds... Kidding! Lainey does a yearly get-together-thing where she reveals some of her blinds. One of the readers was kind enough to give us the answers!

EnglishBarb said...

I immediately thought of Michael Bay for the director but...something just popped into my mind - Rosie Huntington Whiteley has according to some press in the UK being asking her BF Jason Statham if he can ask his pal Guy Ritchie to consider her for the next Sherlock Holmes film. And she has lost a TON of weight recently 'even though there’s not much there to begin with'. She seems that desperate to me also, I wouldnt put it past Ritchie to behave like such a t__t.

j'ai faime pour couture said...

just thought of this..what about olivia munn??

T-Swizzle said...

New Blind From Lainey:

"So...

I guess rehab for an addiction to painkillers because of an injury is totally not the same as getting sh-tfaced at TIFF every night to the point of belligerence, right? They were smart to spin it this way, to control the story before the Enquirer did it for them. Because now his supporters can support him even more. Poor, poor brute. He must have been suffering so much. Of COURSE he had to self-medicate. Of COURSE he would never, never use anything harder, anything less legal. And don’t be ridiculous, his weight loss had NOTHING to do with cocaine."

Gerard Butler. See http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/02/gerard-butler-is-already-out-of-rehab/

phoenix said...

Agree with the Michael Bay and Ashley Greene guesses.

lolaspark said...

I like Michael Bay as the director guess, but Lainey seems like she's hinting that the "lower-tier actress" is known as a model, with 1) Kate Upton being the "not" and 2) Lainey's comment that he wants someone "to be his new model muse". Maybe Brooklyn Decker? It would match with the Kate Upton "not", and the comments about fitness . . .

EmEyeKay said...

Saw photos of Alba yesterday online - it was a recent shoot - and she's looking very thin!

blurry vice said...

"February 28, 2012 Posted at 10:45 AM
Lainey Posted by Lainey


Dear Gossips,

Was it a Victory Leg? Was the Jolie Right Leg thrust out in triumph?

Jennifer Aniston’s Wanderlust earned just $6.5 million at the box office this weekend. Meanwhile, Angelina was happily holding hands with the Pitts at the Oscars, celebrating Brad’s nomination. In that spirit, maybe it was a Party Leg.

Wanderlust did not receive bad reviews. Compared to some of Aniston’s recent releases, it’s almost acclaimed. So what turned audiences away? I’m not sure Aniston fans want to see their girl in the woods milking cows. That’s how a fanbase can suffocate you, you know? And let’s not let Paul Rudd off either. Everybody is hahaha-ing about Aniston’s box office bomb but Rudd’s comedic appeal was supposed to be half the lure. And his supporters weren’t exactly enthusiastic either. Because they didn’t want to see him with her? Or because it kinda feels like Paul Rudd is stuck in a rut?

It’s back to normal after Oscar Week today. Duana and I are pre-writing as much as we can before our flights home. Sasha will be back in LifeStyle along with Hayley, and more from Milan Fashion Week too. You’ve figured out the blind riddle by now, haven’t you?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey "

Rita said...

@Blurry... I think that was in relation to the earlier Lainey blind, Uma Thurman.

Shancor said...

It's totally Ashley Greene. Ashley's done a modeling campaign for Sobe, so she fits that bill. Plus she's dropped a bit of weight lately (which she didn't need to lose) and Lainey commented on it a few weeks ago.

Rita said...

Today in the Smutty Tingles:

I think I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. Maria MenounYES! (Egotastic!)

Could Maria Menounos fit, or could it be a hint to maybe even another older blind?

duffgrl said...

I like Ashley Greene but also like Blake Lively for this. Michael Bay does sound like the director

Dr.DuckyDuck said...

I just saw a bit on tv about how "in shape" Jessica Alba is after baby. Massive weight loss? Check. Reputation for getting gigs on the casting couch? Double check. I would say this is definitely Alba except for the "regular person pretty" part. I think that's a huge hint for Ashley Green. Even Blake Lively is more than regular pretty.

Alejandra said...

Bethany Frankel? Saw an article on Perez how she is trying out for a Michael Bay movie. Can't paste the link from my phone. Don't know much about her, so I don't know of she fits.

Alejandra said...

Bethany Frankel? Saw an article on Perez how she is trying out for a Michael Bay movie. Can't paste the link from my phone. Don't know much about her, so I don't know of she fits.

lns212 said...

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/bethenny-frankel-auditioned-for-michael-bay-movie-2012123

there's a bethenny article...i would agree that she may fit

Rita said...

For Bethenny... Lainey has a reputation for being quite contemptuous towards anything reality TV, especially the Real housewives and Krapashians.

When was the last time Lainey had spoken, or even linked to, anything Bethenny?

It certainly fits the blind. But I don't find it fits Lainey. But who knows?

The Vintage said...

Could it be Jessica Biel? Lainey has commented recently both on her weight loss and how pretty she is (almost as if someone out there was saying she isn't pretty). Biel doesn't seem to be getting much work lately so the desperation factor is also there...

Snooker83 said...

Don't think it's Bay.

Legendary misogynist he might be, but he's also the one who got a lot of flack for telling Megan Fox to gain some pounds for Transformers 2.

Probably Brett Ratner

Unknown said...

Emma Stone.

The "it's not like it would HELP" line jumped out at me, as well as the "regular-girl pretty" and the comments about a tiny/fit form with not much left to lose.

It seems like this would have to be a younger, newer actress rather than someone more established like Alba or Green.

Emily said...

I think Lainey revealed this yesterday as Ashley Greene... Her Popholic ink in ShoutOuts was labeled "The ongoing thinnification of Ashley Greene."

Rita said...

I see more proof today for this being Ashley Greene.

"What’s new here, or new-ish, at least since last year’s Met Gala, is Ashley Greene’s thinnification."

"Somewhere along the way though, as they do in Hollywood, someone must have told her she was “too athletic”, and “not delicate enough”. She’s not the first. To oblige. "

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23459/Ashley-Greene-thinnification-at-Met-Gala-2012

Stacey said...

Definitely Ashley Greene and Michael Bay. I had thought it might be Olivia Munn, but Lainey seems to be revealing it.

NyxDeluxe said...

Lainey revealed today that this is ashley greene...

NyxDeluxe said...

today again: in the smutty tingles... hinted at this being ashley greene!

EV said...

Agreed. Today's smutty tingles was a major hint that this is Ashley Greene & Michael Bay.

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