Saturday, September 10, 2011

Blind Vice! Diva Chiquita is Sooo Much Better than Every Body Else

New BV from Ted yesterday Sept 9 -

Blind Vice!  Diva Chiquita is Sooo Much Better Than Everybody Else

Oh Chiquita, how we missed your crazy ass!
NAYA RIVERA 8x10 Female Celebrity Photo Signed In-PersonYou remember our fave psycho TV starlet, right? She's the batty babe who slept her way to the top on her hit boob tube series, all while failing to get her former flame written into small screen oblivion.
Well, these days it's Chicky's big head rather than her man-trapping nether regions that has everyone whispering:
'Cause Chiquita is copping some serious diva 'tude lately.
Sources thisclose to Chicky's on-set stomping grounds tell us that the entire cast of the primetime staple was asked to do some extracurricular promotion for their upcoming season.
It's part of the gig after all, right?
Well not for Chiquita, who promptly informed the suits in charge that she was too big a star for that kind of nonsense and that her less famous costars could manage without her.
Which is exactly what they did. And we wonder if anyone even noticed Chiquita was absent.
Can you believe the ovaries on this broad?
Thing is, Chicky is hardly the biggest star on her show...at least not anymore. She hasn't been walking as many red carpets, booked as many big screen projects, or even landed on as many tabloid covers as some of her poor costars.
Hear that, Chiquita? You're losing your B-list status. Guess it's time to spread those legs again!
And It Ain't: Ashley Benson, Deborah Ann Woll, Polly Perrette

Please refer to the label below for a link to the previous Chiquita BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Naya Rivera

18 comments:

Rita said...

Still believe this to fit Naya. Someone else on another site did research, and it was confirmed that Naya was not part of the last promotions and public group appearances.

But tell me this, if Ryan Murphy is obviously gay, and so I believe the other creator (forgot his name), who has she slept with to have a bigger story line? Who has more power than Ryan Murphy on that show? The peeps on Fox..?

Lisa said...

Are you only linking to Ted's blinds now? Because if so...ugh.

Anonymous said...

The thing is, as was pointed out elsewhere, it is sort of implied that the person used to be the show's biggest star or at least up there - which Naya NEVER was. If anything, her character (and herself) has only very slowly gained popularity over time, but she's always been more in the background and not even in the Top 5 of the show's most highlighted characters/biggest stars.

SpunkyPR said...

But Naya has had a bigger storyline recently, so maybe that's what Ted is referring to?

Rita said...

Naya was up there from the start, one of the leads in major story lines. She's the mean girl who caused a lot of tension in the story lines. Also, last season people were crushing on the possibility of a lesbian couple between her and the britney character.

If you look at all major story lines, she is always involved. Even if the show used to only evolve around Leah and Corey.

ForSure said...

I'm not buying Naya as one of Glee's top stars. She was a minor character until the back nine of the first season. She is listed behind Lea Michelle and Dianna Agron, she got less of a cheer than they did at the live shows. Even Amber Riley and Jenna Ush were getting more of a spotlight and more numbers for a while. Naya only recently moved forward a few steps with the lesbian storyline, but other than that she was the sidepiece that stepped in to spoil things from time to time.

Also, Glee is not a primetime staple, its ratings have been slipping and its becoming more like Buffy than Friends. There are 3 main producer at Glee, RIB as they are called. Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian somebody. Not sure if the last two are gay or straight, but Naya is definitely not sleeping with Ryan.

This moniker does not point to Naya as far as I'm concerned, at least not in this blind entry.

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NYCGirl said...

I figured the "not the biggest star on the show...anymore" was just Ted-xaggeration.

Kris said...

She is listed behind Lea Michelle and Dianna Agron, she got less of a cheer than they did at the live shows.

The cast is listed alphabetically, and has been for the series' entire run.

Also, Glee is not a primetime staple, its ratings have been slipping and its becoming more like Buffy than Friends.

Glee's ratings haven't slipped that much, and it's still considered a hit.

There are 3 main producer at Glee, RIB as they are called. Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian somebody. Not sure if the last two are gay or straight, but Naya is definitely not sleeping with Ryan.

I agree that it's highly unlikely that she's sleeping with Ryan. Ian is also gay. But Brad is straight, and quite good looking. He's married, but when has that ever stopped anyone in Hollywood?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Got any funny Blind Vices to share? The sort of stuff that, if it came to light, people would just be laughing at the absurdity of the so-called celeb? After

the Sally Pearlsmyth tragedy, I guess I just need a laugh.
—SecretID

Dear Weepy:
Chiquita's eye-roll worthy antics should be a parfait read for you."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I want to hear more about Naya Rivera. After the whole Mark Salling thing back when, we don't even know who she's dating. I can't believe no one gets some

good shots of her doing anything! She seems like a bad girl with a good PR firm.
—Tegee

Dear McKinley High's Most Wanted:
Naya is a crafty broad. She knows how to keep her dirty laundry out of the public eye. But she did most of her juicy, no-good deeds before she really became

a star on Glee, so she's much more careful now about what kind of trouble she causes."

blurry vice said...

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Dear Ted:
If I had to choose, I'd say my favorite Vicers are Veronica Bee-Stings and Shafterella Shoshstein. Both are crafty broads who are only out for themselves.

But if you had to choose an all-time favorite Vicer, who would it be and why?
—Samantha

Dear How Vicetastic!:
Too funny, doll, because Veronica and good-ol' be-yotch Shafty could not hate each other more! But I've said it before and I'll say it again: Toothy will

always hold a special place in my heart. On a lesser note, crackers Chiquita and chilly Cruella are always good for a laugh and a smirk, respectively."

blurry vice said...

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Dear Ted:
Is there any truth to Naya Rivera hooking up with one of the Glee writers?
—Kelly

Dear Hot and Heavy:
Take Glee rumors with a grain of salt, sugar. But it wouldn't exactly be the worst idea, since few of those Gleeks have the best job security."

blurry vice said...

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Dear Ted:
I love that Naya Rivera is getting more screen time on Glee, but my sister says that the reason for that is because Naya is dating one of the show's writers.

I say it's because of her talent. Who's right? Might her increased screen time have something to do with her Vice, if she has one?
—A

Dear McKinley High Heist:
Now A, just 'cause Santana would do it, doesn't mean Miss Rivera necessarily follows suite. The girl has some serious pipes (did you hear that Adele cover?!)

But you're on the right track re: Naya's delicious Vice. The Glee gal definitely gets an A+ in my book when it comes to that."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Any news on auditions or movies for Dianna Agron? I know she has a tight schedule with Glee but it's not like they let her do anything but sway in the

background. Also you say that Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and Darren Criss are the Gleeks with the chances of making it big but what about Naya Rivera she's

not my favorite but she's been getting shoved in our faces a lot recently any movie execs got an eye on her?
—H

Dear Life Post-Glee?
I'm sure once Di has a little more time open in her schedule to commit to the big screen we'll be seeing much more of her. There's no point in auditioning

for parts if she'll be doing Glee duty when the movie films, after all. As for Naya, the bigger Q is where she has her eyes on any movies. What she wants,

she gets, so it's only a matter of time."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Pease do tell: What's Chiquita been up to these days?
—A

Dear Horizontal Climbing:
Chiquita's been living the good life babe, as her Vicey ways have proved very profitable for the gal. She's incredibly crafty when it comes to her celebrity

status, problem is, costars have definitely caught on to her game.

Dear Ted:
As much as I love Naya Rivera and her talent—how much do you think dating a writer has boosted her story lines this year?
—Emma


Dear Gleekstar:
Let's be fair here. There's no denying the girl's got a killer voice. But while her talent is aplenty, dating a writer can't hurt. All I can say is, I'm

happy for the dazzling diva. It's her time to steal the spotlight! And I cannot believe I'm saying that. Like, at all.
"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Whenever Naya Rivera is brought up, you seem to allude to the idea that she causes issues on the Glee set. I was just wondering what exactly she does to

start trouble. It's hard to believe, because her Glee coworkers like Dianna Agron, Darren Criss, Kevin McHale, and Heather Morris always gush about how sweet

and funny she is. Is it all for show? What's the deal?
—S

Dear Sweet Santana:
We'd be completely exaggerating if we told you Naya's hated by all her costars. Of course, gal's adored by many at McKinley High! But, Naya's also the type

to speak her mind and she's not afraid to go after what she wants. Doesn't mean she's a troublemaker, per say, she's just a no BS kinda girl. Get it?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was wondering about Chiquita. Does she have any new projects lined up? And does she still burn a candle for her poor, abused ex? I think he has a comparatively
normal life off set, compared to her fame-whoring. Is that true?
—Frith

Dear Chicky on Top:
New projects? Nope. She's banking on that boob-tube hit. Well, for now at least. That's what happens when you put all your skanky eggs in one D-bag-tastic basket. As
for Chiquita's ex, she's on to the next one. That "poor" dude was no angel, though."

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