Friday, July 15, 2011

Blind Vice! TV Actor Gets Hump Happy in Hotel Lobby!

New from Ted today -

Blind Vice!  TV Actor Gets Hump Happy in Hotel Lobby!


Paulie Pecker certainly doesn't get as much attention as the other folks on his funny boob-tube series. Which is a skanky shame, ‘cause while they all land the big-time tabloid covers for their incredibly Vice-lite behavior, Paulie's out there committing some hilariously horny crap.
Take, for instance, P.P.'s latest escapade at a swanky Hollywood hotel, where he had taken a broad he was hoping to bed. Paulie wasn't just DTF tho, he was also...
Hammered drunk.
Which isn't too shocking, actually—we know Paulie and his pals can booze with the best of ‘em—but P2 seemed to be sporting extra-thick beer goggles on this par-tick night.
An onlooker described Pecker's cougarific "date" as mucho older and just as plastered as Paulie, with what little clothes she was wearing already coming off when the twosome popped into the lobby.
Unfortch, the hotel was all booked up. Paulie pulled the usual "do you know who I am?" B.S. and then tried slipping some cash to the staff, but he and his lady friend were still denied a room. The drunk duo finally gave up, but while they waited for a cab to come collect them, decided they just couldn't control themselves any longer.
Yep, they started going at it right there in the lobby.
The hotel workers and a few other guests checking in were not so pleasantly surprised to see Paulie's gal straddle him as the two started making out and pulling each other's clothes off. Body parts, lots of ‘em, were exposed.
He shoved his face in her boobs for some motorboat action and she shoved her hand down his pants and things were really heating up as the clothes came off. Which is when Paulie's hump buddy decided that they should slip away to the bathroom to finish the deed.
Cue the hotel staff, who kindly told Paulie and his pal they needed to hit the road. Which they did.
And It Ain't: John Krasinski, Ty Burrell, Rob Lowe

Update 7/30/11 - Ted has also eliminated B.J. Novak, all of the guys from Glee, all the guys from Big Bang Theory

Top suspect: ?

44 comments:

blurry vice said...

Hmmm... this isn't too juicy, maybe one he would be willing to reveal.

What about the dude from the Office? The short guy with the dark hair?

Rita said...

I thought of Jon Cryer from Two-and-a-Half Men immediately! He's almost never in the tabloids, but people forget that hre partied with the Brat Pack back in the day, and had been reputed to hit the sauce.
I totally see the relation with the AIAs as well, Jon Cryer for my pick! Need to ask Ted if Emmy winner and married.

sistah2 said...

off topic but JLo just split with whats his name. Lets see if Ted brings up her BV name soon....he has written about her troubles recently with her as top suspect..going to look that one up now...

sistah2 said...

ok its Strippa rip-ya..discussion continued over there..

Rita said...

Jumped of joy when I saw the news! Good for her, I hope she openly talks about the kind of shmuck he truly is.

Clancy said...

Rita, Jon Cryer immediately for me too, but I checked Wiki and he's currently married. Still, I guess it's never stopped them before. The line about the co-star getting headlines worldwide was the kicker for me.

Rita said...

Clancy! Long time no see your writing on this Blog! How've you been?

Jon is married, but they're all dogs in hollywood. Wonder if Ted will reveal if this bv is married or not... Or how many degrees separates from brat pack.

Candi said...

what happened to my comment, I said Paulie D from jersey shore!

keelyrae said...

How about Aziz Ansari?... He totally looks like he would hook up with a cougar. Love it!

keelyrae said...

*from Parks & Recreation

BlahBlahBlah said...

aziz azari - thats where the Rob Lowe link would come. although I would love this to be Jon Cryer seems too squeeky clean

BlahBlahBlah said...

sorry Ansari...my bad

Jackie said...

It can NOT be John Cryer. It said his castmates land the big tabloids for their Vice LITE behavior. John's ex castmate Charlie Sheen is in the tabloids but not for anything Vice LITE.
Cmon, can't you people read??

Jackie said...

How about Josh Radnor (AKA Ted) from How I Met Your Mother?
Jason Segel and Neil Patrick Harris are in the tabloids pretty often but I've never seen his name mentioned anywhere. He is young enough to be hooking up with a reasonably aged cougar. Saying "do you know who I am?" wouldn't really work for him because he's not exactly an A-list household name. He has admitted to drinking too much in the past.. Sounds like a pretty good match.
Although I'd love for it to be someone else, because he seems like such a good, down to earth guy.

Dr.DuckyDuck said...

After consulting the Fall tv schedule, I have narrowed the show down to the following comedies: How I Met Your Mother (Josh Radnor seems unlikely, but it would make sense as to why the "Don't you know who I am?" stuff didn't work), Raising Hope (which doesn't make sense because none of those actors are even slightly vicey), Modern Family (but who?), Happy Endings (also doesn't make sense), The Big Bang Theory (Johnny Galecki? But then Ted might have said something about P2 being on an old tv show with high ratings too), Community (Are there any "vice lite"s from that show?), Parks and Rec (Aziz Ansari would make me laugh), The Office (I can't see Ed Helms doing this-- wouldn't Ted say something about him being in movies too? And I can't see any of the other actors scoring a mention), 30 Rock (But the thought of any of those actors doing this is sad, not funny), Chuck (is that a comedy?), Desperate Housewives (Mike Delfino? Carlos Solis? I don't even know the actor's names), and that is all.

Based on this, I think it could be: Josh Radnor, Johnny Galecki, or Aziz Ansari. Please let it be Aziz Ansari! He is hilarious, and this story would just add to his hilarity.

Dr.DuckyDuck said...

Oh, I forgot Cougartown. Maybe Dan Byrd (Travis)?

LMS130 said...

There's Jersey Shore references in this blind (DTF, the name Paulie) and I could certainly see any of those guys doing this. The cast is in the tabloids all the time, but mostly just for drinking and wearing stupid clothes. Vice-lite for sure. So which one....Vinny, Paulie D, Mike 'The Situation', or Ronnie?

If not Jersey Shore, I'd say we are probably looking for someone from reality show. I cant think of any network shows that have a cast in the tabloids and are known boozers.

AJ said...

What about Mark Salling from Glee? He's in his twenties so it's safe to say he and his friends "can booze with the best of them". That also qualifies him as young enough to land a Cougar.

We all know that tabloids love writing about the Glee cast but there have only been a couple of vices about them. And mostly the girls, for that matter. I don't think he's been a vice yet, but I always thought Ted indicated that he has vicey behavior. What late 20's stars don't?

snarf said...

I was thinking Glee too because of the Vice-Lite comment. Leaning more towards Kevin McHale though.

lms130 said...

I think Mark Salling was an excellent guess but Ted just ruled out the cast of Glee. This has to be someone from Jersey Shore!

AJ said...

I was wrong! Had to ask the source myself =)

Dear Ted:
When reading about Paulie Pecker, my mind immediately went to the cast of Glee for a suspect. We all know they are Vicetastic and the bigger names offer plenty of tabloid fodder. So is Mark Salling the restroom Romeo? If not, can you give some more clues? Is Paulie in the same age range? Congrats on keeping off the ciggies and my rescues, Winnie and Baxter, send smooches.
—A.J.

Dear Anti-Gleek:
The Gleeks are free of Paulie (but not free of Vices). Same age range tho. Cheers and hugs to the kids!

mookie said...

i'm thinking this is either Jerry Ferrara or Jason Segel

Dr.DuckyDuck said...

Jason Segal already has a vice.

I really think that the AIAs are pointing to a network show.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I feel like sloppy Paulie Pecker is an NBC TV actor. Is he B.J. Novak from The Office?
—Michelle

Dear Horn Dawg:
Good guess, M. And while both dudes have got that same sorta-cocky swagger, B.J. isn't our way-public PDAer.

Dear Ted:
When reading about Paulie Pecker, my mind immediately went to the cast of Glee for a suspect. We all know they are Vicetastic and the bigger names offer

plenty of tabloid fodder. So is Mark Salling the restroom Romeo? If not, can you give some more clues? Is Paulie in the same age range? Congrats on keeping

off the ciggies and my rescues, Winnie and Baxter, send smooches.
—A.J.

Dear Anti-Gleek:
The Gleeks are free of Paulie (but not free of Vices). Same age range tho. Cheers and hugs to the kids!"

LMS130 said...

What about Rob Kardashian? He's known for skeezy behavior and his sisters are dominating the tabloids for sure.

Rita said...

Nice going AJ! As for the age group, if I remember correcly. Mark Salling is almost 28, so must be someone at least over 25 but under 30.
Looking at the choices, could it be someone from the Vampire Diaries? We know that the cast had been a BV, vut the guys had no starring role: Ted has been known to change monikers for starring bvs.
Cougar Town, there's'only one kid, the rest, I don't follow closely.

BlahBlahBlah said...

Ed Westwick?

BlahBlahBlah said...

or someone else from gossip girl...blake taylor and chace are certainly vicey

Sasha said...

I think we should keep in mind that Ted calls this a funny show. I'm going with Josh Radnor.

Sasha said...

I think we should keep in mind that Ted calls this a funny show. I'm going with Josh Radnor.

AJ said...

I'm thinking the age range has to be between 25 and 35. It also states "his funny boob-tube series" so that means it's a comedy series, no?

And others in the cast are tabloid regulars, but maybe not for anything that scandalous...

Just sort of thinking out loud to narrow down the margins =)

Josh Radnor is a good guess since it's pretty much been proven that Jason Segel is a blind vice and NPH is in the tabloids all the time, but it's hardly for vicey reasons...

Sasha said...

Nothing jumps right out at me, but Josh seems to fit better than others. Although he is far from A list (with barely any name recognition) I could see Ted doing a blind on someone less famous if he's a main character on a hit tv show. We need to get Ted to answer a question about HIMYM stars and possible vices.

Kristen said...

Well, the problem with asking about HIMYM stars and vices is that we already know that they have some because of Jason Segel. So asking about that now won't help much. And I could be wrong, but I thought Ted said that NPH had a really old Vice about being closeted from before he came out. And Ted usually waits to narrow down specifics about Vices, so it's best to ask more broad questions. I think that asking whether the show has a laugh track or not could be a good question. Keep several people in the running, so he won't back off from answering, but also eliminate a lot of people.

FS said...

Someone from Entourage? Ted didn't specify regular network TV vs Cable or Premium, maybe he was intentionally vague about it.

Rita said...

You mesn the guy who plays Turtle? He is quite young, started on the show when he was 15!

Kate said...

what about vinnie from jersey shore? he seems to be less in the tabloids that the rest of his castmates

Vivi said...

I really don't think is someone from Jersey Shore...
I can't see any of them being remotely similar to B.J. Novak...

What about someone with a big nose? Because of the "Pecker" thing...

I thought about the people from The Big Bang Teory...

The secreat relationship between Kaley Kuoco and the guy that plays Leonard. The questions about Jim Parsons's sexuality. Is all vice-lite right?

Because of the nose I think is the guy that plays Howard.

When he is not in character he is kind of cute with a big nose...

Kate said...

see i'm thinking jersey shore bc he's trying to throw us off with the "tv series" like it's a sitcom, but he mentions DTF, the name is Paulie, and Vinnie is known to be well endowed thus the name Pecker... also everyone else in the house gets in the tabloids for ridiculous things that are very "vice-lite".. and to say "Paulie and his pals can booze with the best of them" you wouldn't know about anyone else's friends from most sitcoms

Tab said...

Dear Ted:
Is Paulie Pecker from The Big Bang Theory? My bunny Cleopatra is really curious to know! Kisses
—Virginia

Dear Cleo's Off-O:
Nope, Paul's been on a ton of TV, but never the likes of Big, sorry! Meows and purrs back, though.

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
Is Paulie Pecker from The Big Bang Theory? My bunny Cleopatra is really curious to know! Kisses
—Virginia

Dear Cleo's Off-O:
Nope, Paul's been on a ton of TV, but never the likes of Big, sorry! Meows and purrs back, though."

Rita said...

I think Cathy - or someone else - on the Carmelita link is guessing that Paulie Pecker could be Rob Kardashian.

I don't watch any of the Kardashian shows, but would any of their shows be described as "funny boob-tube series"?

However, I watch the Soup. And in one of the episodes they were making fun of Rob's drinking and how the sisters had to take him to the hospital and were planning an intervention... so that could easily fit the "Paulie and his pals can booze with the best of 'em".

There is a reference to B.J. Novak, who in my mind looks a bit like Rob (again, don't watch the Kardashians), but in one of the BB guesses, Ted says that P2 has the same swagger as B.J. And later on confirms that P2 is in the same age group as Marks Salling. Who I think is around 28... How old is Rob?

Harper said...

rob is 24 so i guess that is a little younger but still in the range. ed westwick is also 24 and i kind of like him for this vice because i saw that ted answered a question in the bitchback today and confirmed he had a moniker. i remember him saying ed didn't have one not too long ago and this is the only recent vice that seems to fit. with that being said, i don't consider gossip girl to be a comedy show so maybe i'm off but i don't know which other vice would fit westwick.

Rita said...

Harper - Ed can't be Paulie, for he stated that his blind is older then Chace Crawford's.

Chace's been confirmed for a BV for quite some time now, I think it's older than a year. Will have to check exact date in the 'Hot links/Our List of BV reveals'.

Amandachick said...

Hi everyone! I recently discovered your site and am loving it! I know you've all probably moved on from this blind item, but I just came across it and thought I'd point out that Vinnie from the Jersey Shore is sort of known for being into older women. Paulie D has teased him for being into "cougars."

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