Sunday, July 10, 2011

Blind Vice: No Taming This Royally Horny Slut!

New from Ted Friday July 8 -


Blind Vice: No Taming This Royally Horny Slut!

A Touch of Grace: How to Be a Princess, the Grace Kelly WayThere's something about living a fairy-tale life that just dares you to screw it up—or so one would think watching Lord Tripp Unzipped and all his dalliances. Despite having many high-profile affairs, Tripp has never seemed able to find the right looker to settle down with, that is, until he met the gorgeous Lady Unzipped.
And my, how the world ate it up, watching Lord and his pretty partner in marriage settle down—with lots and lots of future poshly positioned heirs to look forward to.
Right?
No. Quite wrong, in fact. The only thing that's really a stunner here is that Tripp's spouse went along with the matrimonial plan—even though this now incredibly rich partner (like many an Unzipped-friendly source) knows full well that not only does Lord U fool around, he's not exactly picky about who he gets into bed with, male or female.
And anybody who's anybody within this royal set is taking bets on (a) how long it'll be before Unzipped eventually chooses a less than discreet conquest romance, (b) when that will get out to the press and (c) just when (not if, but, when) is Lady Unzipped going to run screaming to anybody—and any publisher—who will listen about what a damn cheating, sloppy schmuck this Unzipped dude really is.
Impressive title be damned.
It Ain't: Elton John, Prince Edward, Sean Connery

Top suspect: Prince Albert de Monaco

11 comments:

blurry vice said...

Prince Albert

zaramiblog said...

Sounds like Prince Albert. But it's not really news that he's kind of sleazy, is it? His lifestyle and illegitimate (hate this term, sorry, but it's accurate when describing royalty) children are well publicised, and judging by the wedding photos, Charlene knows exactly what she's getting into. Her crying at the altar was just tragic.

sistah2 said...

Yes it seems (per Lainey) that this lady has twice attempted to break the engagement, but was strong-armed into the marriage by 'powerful forces' or something. sounds unbelievable.
anyway, this could be Albert but it really could be any recently wed star - sounds like Ted is hinting its royalty, but with his dramatic writing style, it could be any Hollywood power player.

Zara said...

It could be Albert if but so it's not really a very interesting blind...more like stating the obvious. Albert's never been that discreet.

Any other guesses? I'm not too clued in to the royal set. Unless "royal" is a clue or some kind of pun...

natalie wiltshire said...

I think it would be bloody hilarious if it was Prince William!

cornejos.2004 said...

Natalie W. I was thinking the same thing! I can't imagine someone wasting their time writing a blind about Prince Albert, thats just to well known. From the hollywood side of things, who has recently gotten married? I'd assume they'd have to be A-list for him to refer to them as royalty. And possibly have one half the duo from the other side of the pond?

Rita said...

I also belive this to be Albert of Monaco,
But if trying to look for someone else: What about Daniel Craig and Rachel Weiz? Compared with the AIAs: British, British, Scottish/James Bond.

But this is more Albert and his poor prisoner of a bride. Lainey is reporting that the poor girl escaped to the French Consulate, but THEY held her up until Albert's security picked her up. So sad!

cornejos.2004 said...

The main reason I can't buy the Prince Albert idea, other than it being so obvious it isn't worth a blind is that it doesn't seem like he and his poor miserable bride were a big enough thing to even be close to "the whole world eating it up." Not to mention no one now or has ever seemed remotely excited about offspring from them or anything about them really. I hadn't even seen them as a blip on my radar until the photos of their sad wedding.

sistah2 said...

good point cornejos, maybe this isnt albert after all. LOL prince will- Ted would love for all of us to think its him.

wildhorses said...

David & Victoria Beckham

Rita said...

Wildhorses, they are already confirmed to have monikers from older blinds. Check-out the section in hot links/Our list of Blind Vice reveals etc.

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