Monday, July 25, 2011

Blind Vice: She Did Him Wrong and Then Blamed Him in the Divorce!

New from Ted Friday July 22 -

Blind Vice: She Did Him Wrong and Then Blamed Him in the Divorce!


And people say Possum Santana can't act!
Poor, poor Possum. She never really does very well in the movies, as the flicks she stars in rarely do huge box-office numbers, and they almost always get lethal reviews. But Possum is an awfully pretty girl, sure as hell (despite what seem like a million nervous personal twitches). Not to mention she's got a man who's done his best to stick by her sometimes loca side.
Too bad, then, that Possum decided to...
Cheat on her loyal husband with some pretty-boy type! So fun, but so stupid in the long run.
Because you know why? Pretty boy's already done with Possum, who didn't think this whole thing through—at least, not financially speaking.
And she didn't think through how it'd play out in the court of public opinion either!
Let's be honest: Possum's hubby was a total loser and a bore despite the fact that he was loyal. But she should have been much smarter about it, because now it looks like she's the one who's more in the wrong because, well, she is.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's really a shame Possum doesn't know how to be more discreet. Because, you know that wave of sympathy Possum's enjoyed so far, regarding the "sad" break-up of her marriage.
Going to change.
And It Ain't: Brooke Mueller, Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson

Top suspect:

52 comments:

blurry vice said...

Ted making this sound like J Lo. But she is already a BV and is suspected to be Strippa Rip Ya.

mookie said...

I'm thinking this is Katie Holmes, and Ted Casablanca just semi-outed her. there's no way this could be JLo and Marc because they are Strippa Rip-Ya and Caesar Anchovy Arse
"Dear Ted:
Is Possum Santana already divorced or separated from her hubby, or is the breakup still unannounced? I could see this being Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. It's only a matter of time before they call it quits, don't you think?
—Lisa

Dear Santana Ain't Silent:
Hubby and wifey are publicly no longer."

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b254270_afternoon_bitch-back_whos_next_after.html#ixzz1TA9sZuOe

if you at all the pics of TC and KH in Miami, they all look perfectly staged as if in a photoshoot.

Cecilia00 said...

I took that as Not-ing Katie.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Possum Santana already divorced or separated from her hubby, or is the breakup still unannounced? I could see this being Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. It's only a matter of time before they call it quits, don't you think?
—Lisa

Dear Santana Ain't Silent:
Hubby and wifey are publicly no longer."

mookie - I take this that it's NOT Katie and Tom.
I also think that it's shady that he put this question under a vague answer about Strippa Rip Ya. It's as if Ted wants us to doubt the JLo SRY guess and wants us to think of JLo as Possum Santana now. Whatevs.

Jackie said...

This sounds like Courtney Cox to me!
Fits her breakup with David Arquette perfectly.

Maricel said...

Courtney Cox and David Arquette is a good guess.

Cyn said...

Olivia Wilde?

S. Humphreys said...

Rumors about Courtney cheating on David with her co-star have been around since the start, though, so not exactly news, right? I sort of like the Olivia Wilde guess, but I don't remember there being a lot of "poor Olivia" type press when it happened.

So, I've got nothing.

renay83 said...

After re-reading this it really does seem to fit Courtney Cox. Wasnt she rumored to have cheated with her co-star?

Cecilia00 said...

Doesn't Courtney Cox alread have a BV though?

LMS130 said...

People on the E boards are suggesting Emmy Rossum. I don't know anything about her other than she had a secret marriage that lasted a little over a year. Didn't remember hearing negative feedback about either one of them when it ended.

Possum is very similar to Rossum though.

pomme said...

olivia wilde?

LMS130 said...

This sure sounds like Olivia Wilde. Especially if you reread it and replace "loyal husband" with "Royal husband" (since Tao was a prince).

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Rita said...

On another note concerning the Justin Timberlake blinds, on Lainey today, she confirms that he cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn. From what she says, it's a 100% confirmed... This means that either She Devil-Dees is Olivia Munn. Here is the link:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin_Timberlakes_Friends_With_Benefits_is_only_just_ok_at_the_box_office_26jul11.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Savannah said...

This can't be Olivia Wilde. On 6/29/11 Ted said she's been a BV. She's probably either Kiki Doheny or one of the Sheilas.

Rita said...

Also, there were no rumors of infedelity in Olivia's break-up.

Sasha said...

Dont know who this could be but I was thinking it's strange how the hubby didn't get a nickname. When Ted does a blind about a couple he usually gives both a name, so to me this means the guy either already has a name that would reveal this one or he's not famous enough to get one.

Sasha said...

How about Liz Hurley?

Kate said...

what about jennifer aniston? is she already named as a blind vice? i know it's far fetched but it could fit

Rita said...

Kate - Would you, or Ted, discribe Brad Pitt as very boring?

Cathy said...

I know they're not actually divorced, but what about Courtney Cox? She hasn't been in movies in a while, but the ones she was in (Ace Ventura, etc) didn't get the best reviews...

Sasha said...

Ok, after some research I am now going with the Liz Hurley guess.

1. Known to be a bad actress
2. Look at her imdb. She has virtually NO well-reviewed movies to her credit, and the only one that probably grossed highly at the box office is Austin Powers.
3. Her husband could definitely be considered a loser/bore as he wasn't famous or noteworthy.
4. Cheated on hubby with "pretty boy" (Shane whatever, that cricket guy).

The only thing that doesn't fit is that there wasn't much sympathy for her after the divorce. And the rumors of her cheating with that guy have been almost too prevelant to be considered blind. But Ted's been doing some pretty obvious blinds recently (i.e. Morgan Mayham) so maybe this is her. There haven't been too many celeb divorces recently.

zjaan78 said...

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker... check out Ted's comments on their pic in the BV superstars gallery... very interesting!

Fiona said...

How about Christina Aguilera?

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Cathy said...

@zjaan - the bv susperstar gallery is exactly why this CAN'T be Eva Longoria. Eva had a bv long before this one came out and Ted (supposedly) only assigns one moniker per person.

cornejos.2004 said...

Hmmm its a super long shot but what about Sandra Bullock?

midwest vice patrol said...

Who is a Latina that fits the description and has double letters in her name? All the one eliminated have double letters in their first and last names as does the name Possum.

blurry vice said...

Christina Aguilera and Courtney Cox both seem to fit but have both already been BVs if you follow Ted's rules. (which he breaks himself regularly).

LMS130 said...

Emmy Rossum has double letters in her name.

Cathy said...

Can't be Emmy Rossum. She's gotten very good reviews for the movies she's been in and her divorce was almost two years ago - I get the feeling this was more recent. Also, her first post-divorce relationship was with Adam Duritz and I can't really see Ted describing him as the pretty-boy type.

midwest vice patrol said...

I'm with Emmy Rossum ftw. The pretty boy was during the marriage & it seems he was done with Possum almost immediately, so I don't think he's referring to Duritz. None of her movies have done well financially and Phantom & Day after Tomorrow were well reviewed for acting. Shes currently in some interactive horror story on the web which could be the 'sure as hell' clue. The only thing that doesn't fit is the 'loca' which I took to be a Spanish reference. Could it be Italian instead?

midwest vice patrol said...

Oops that should have said NEITHER were well reviewed for acting. In fact I'm still waiting to get the 2hrs i wasted watching 'day after tomorrow' back. That movie was horrible.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I know who Possum Santana could be, but I think she's got another Blind Vice. Is that possible? In other words, can someone have two Blind Vice

names? Is it Eva Longoria and Tony Parker? Picked my quit date. I'm going to be a grandmother. Smoke free.
—KikiTopaz

Dear Double Duty:
No, my dear, it's not possible to dabble with two Vicey monikers—one name only in this dirty club! And super congrats on your cancer-stick stop date. Really

cool decision. "

Jackie said...

Courtney Cox's movies never do well, her husband is and always has been a total loser/bore, everyone felt bad for her when they broke up because of everything he revealed about their relationship, and there were rumors of her cheating on him, AND they just broke up. Seems like a pretty obvious match to me!

Rita said...

I don't see Courtney Cox as someone with twitches though. It seems. She is always very calm and even still during interviews...

smartypants said...

neve campbell? recently divorcing, movies aren't very critically acclaimed.

chibbs said...

Are we sure that Olivia Wilde has an actual Blind Vice moniker of her own, or wasn't just an un-named participant in another BV?
This sounds like her to me -- "loca" meaning "wild(e) & crazy" as well as a million "twitches" which could refer to her character 13 on House, in which she has Huntingtons disease (I think that involves involuntary twitches?)... also there could be some JTimberlake references in there, which would make sense. Also, in an interview concerning her breakup, she made the comment that her "house" director told her it was making her "a better actor." ??? Maybe?

Rita said...

Chibbs - Check-out in "Hot Linds" section, right side of the blog, scrool down, and click on "Our list of Blind Vice reveals etc"

YOu will find the list of ALL stars that have been confirmed by Ted to be a BV and the date they were confirmed. Olivia Wilde was confirmed to be a bv, much before this blind got out.

chibbs said...

Dang! Thanks for the tip though : )

Cathy said...

Besides, I don't think anyone blamed Olivia Wilde's husband in their divorce. I was under the impression that once she hit it big, she decided she could get someone more famous (even though he's a freaking prince).

Rita said...

IT just hit me. What if Ted has been sitting on this blind vice for a while, waiting the right moment to mix us up, and point towards the wrong couple. i.e. JLo and Marc Anthony.

What if this is Kate Winslet?

Cheating with pretty-boy types: she was dating a model just a few weeks after she separated, what if they were already having an affair first?
Hubby a bore: duh, Mendez.
Wave of sympathy she's enjoyed so far, regarding the sad break-up of her marriage is going to change.

And in relation to the AIAs, there was that Halle Berry that was bothering me: to me it meant Oscar winner. and none of our other guesses were blonde and Oscar winner... Or had I skipped other guesses that were? if so, sorry.

chibbs said...

Actually, Kate Winslet had popped into my mind too...

chibbs said...

... except for the part about "people say she can't act" -- because I don't think Kate Winslet has been roundly criticized for her acting skills, she's pretty critically lauded, no?

Rita said...

Agree Chibbs. But I was thinking that all actresses at a time or another have dubbed as being bad at their craft. Keep on digging, will get to the bottom of this one!

Jackie said...

I still really think this is courteney cox. Especially since today Ted said that she is more know for her television roles (Monica from Friends) but has had more movie roles (the Scream movies). And then there's all the other evidence I already posted. Anybody agree?

Cecilia00 said...

If I weren't almost positive Eva Longoria wasn't Secretia Ohio (or whatever that moniker is) that would fit her very well...

Rita said...

Jackie - I absolutely agree with you. We tend to forget that Courtney Cox appeared in awful movies like Spy Kids and same genre over and over again. Even for Scream Movie, which she had to promote a lot, did not do so well.

But what would be her relation with the AIAs? There always usually is... Where is the connection with Brooke Mueller? Was Courtney one of Heidi's girls too?

blurry vice said...

This question was right underneath a Jen Aniston question. This makes me reread the BV and then think that Ted is writing about the Brad/Jen breakup from many years ago. ??? Or maybe a hint for Courtney?

"Dear Ted:
Is Possum Santana more of a movie or a TV actor?
—Emma

Dear Positively Possum:
She's done a lot of both, babe. That said, she's probably better known for her work on the telly—whether she wants to be or not—but she has more box-office credits to her name than sitcom work."

Rita said...

Jen Aniston makes a whole lot of sense. But why now? Almost 7 years later. Did Ted discover something that was not told before?

There is a new book out on Brangelina and how they cam to be. The author is actually one of the writers, or producers, not sure, that was part of the Mr & Mrs Smith crew. It seems that during that last week-end where Brad & Jen were photographed on the beach together, Brad came clean to Jen about his teaching with Angelina, she kicked him out, and he stayed for a few weeks at the author's home. You cannot lie about stuff like that.

So taking this into consideration, would this be truly Jen Aniston?

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