Friday, June 19, 2009

One Vagina'd Deceiver Blind Vice

Hayden Panettiere 24X36 Poster #08We didn't name the title so don't blame us. Ted's latest posted today...

One Vagina'd Deceiver Blind Vice
Remember meeting Dommy-Do-Rightly a couple of weeks ago? The Hollywood wannabe princess who definitely thinks her sh-t don't stank?
Well, Dommy dearest just doesn't know how to keep her indiscretions all that quiet. Which, of course, we love.
The TV, and attempted big-screen, queen has been in one fairly high-profile relaysh and is definitely no stranger to the dating scene—despite her youngish age. Well, it turns out she's much more experienced than any of you would have guessed.
Think you know what we mean?
DDR is a freak in the sheets! Her lap-dancin', powder-inhalin' party ways were just the beginning, kids, 'cause we just got sex-smelly wind of a crazyass threesome DDR recently had overseas. After splitting with her boyfriend, Dommy got her skank on during one of her save-the-world efforts. And we're talking about a totally kinky ménage à trois!
One stud, one gal and Ms. Rightly doing the horizontal mambo all drunken night long! Oh love it, she's into girls, too—don't tell Carrie Prejean! (Anything that reeks of being gay sends that bitch over the edge, as you know.)
Seriously, looking at little miss blondie, you would never think she had it in her—we don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed. Most likely the latter, because despite D's efforts to the contrary, publicly, Ms. D.-R. just lacks total sex appeal in our very biased minds.
And It Ain't: Ana Paquin, Lauren Conrad, AnnaLynne McCord

Here is a link to the other Dommy Blind Vice post, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Our top guess is still Hayden Panetierre.


CincyNat said...


duffgrl said...

Definitely Hayden P

sistah2 said...

Didn't Ted say last time that dommy refused to publicize her latest flick? What film has Hayden P done (period) or if she has been in films, she has not done a press tour? I dont think this part fits her.

Unknown said...

She's got a movie coming out this summer called "I Love You, Beth Cooper". The poster has her name alone at the top. I'm not sure when it comes out or if anyone has been promoting it.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dommy-Do Rightly Jen Aniston?

Dear Blunt:
You're giving Jen way too much credit with that guess. She's not nearly young enough."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Dominique (Dommy) Do-Rightly Anna Paquin?

Dear Sookie:
The True Blood babe is content in her sparky relaysh with Stephen Moyer, I assure you."

blurry vice said...

Ted says:
"Do-Me Meter: Hee-HAw Hayden!
Hayden Panettiere showed up to a private screening of her new flick I Love You, Beth Cooper in New York with her hair tousled and lipstick smacked like she's auditioning for the still-defunct Dallas movie.

Sure, below the neck we think Hay is as doable as ever in an angelic white frock (tho we can't really agree she's anywhere near virginal). But H.P.'s head is in serious danger of becoming the lesbian lovechild of Charlene Tilton and Lindsay Lohan. All she needs is a pair of cowboy boots and orange skin to complete the look!

This 19-year-old babe looks eons older than she really is—could the very adult social activities she likes to indulge in have anything to do with that? Or is she trying to appear more womanly so all the older dudes she dates don't realize they can't even (legally) take her to a bar?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What has Dommy Do-Rightly been up to lately?

Dear Been a While:
Still partying, still keeping it quasi under the radar with her drug habits. Pretty snore-pie, stuff, really, wish she'd get all debauched again!"

EntertainMeLA said...

HP & two dudes were hogging the 'secret celeb' bathroom at Les Deux just about a year back & they were sniffing like crazy when they finally emerged... Her & Li Lo are two of a kind... Lindsay should really look into hiring HP's people...

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...
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Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

HP and LiLo two of a kind? I think (if this is her) the drug habit and acting is about all they have in common. Lindsay Lohan's charity work is mostly showboating with no personal risk or commitment, just some money here and plastered face there.

HP's charity work is on a very personal level, she actually gives more than just the easy money/face thing but volunteers her actual time and risked her life on a couple confrontations with illegal whalers.

While that kinda does make it more likely that she is this vice, it also makes it more sad because if she is drug abusing it will prevent her from expressing her good side later and effect her overall health longterm. That would be sad.