One Bugged-Out Belter Blind VicePrincess Powder-Puff has had quite the rocky existence for the past couple of years. Besides being a sizeable tabloid target, Princess P. has had some career setbacks, too. Maybe that's because everyone around Pee uses her for something. And whatever goodies those fake pals are gaining, it's never in PPP's best interest, for sure.
See, Puff hardly has any real buds. Sad, but very true.
Now, don't feel too bad for the babe, 'cause with her money she could easily be getting help if she wanted it. Instead, Triple-Pee resorts to seeking a different kinda aid from those around her.
Like drugs. The hard stuff, babes. Like what ruins major divas' careers before the whole global tabloid world's eyes. Powder-Puff is scrounging for a fix and isn't being too subtle about it, in whatever town she happens to be touring through. And what's Pee's great idea so nobody finds out? She's asking her crew members left and right for them to score something, anything, for her.
Genius.
Yikes, this is definitely gonna make PPP's comeback 10 times harder. Just more trainwreckishly delish for us to watch, that's all.
Oh, you all do know Princess isn't used to performing sober, don't you? It's something she absolutely hates doing, and it's definitely showing—the few times she agrees to be forced into such a desultory state.
So sad, too, 'cause Pee used to have it all. Boys, hits, good-girl fame—the works.
And it ain't: Nicole Scherzinger, Nadine Coyle, Christina Aguilera
Update 9/3/09 - Our new top suspect for this is Britney Spears after the AT team has revealed that past revealed BV subjects have been given new names. (Britney was formerly Ivana Belch but it was revealed.)
32 comments:
Britney Spears, hands down.
Yeah this screams Britney, but maybe that's too obvious
I can't imagine Ted's never done a blind on Britney before.
I saw a guess for Whitney Houston on Ted's page. I like that guess.
Jessica Simpson?
Fergie! The "Pee" tells the tale on this one!
either britney or fergie for sure!
Ted did a blind on Britney back when her marriage was falling apart -- about her crying in a fitting room on Valentine's Day. He even outed her, she's one of only 2 I can remember him ever explicitly outing (the other was Teri Hatcher)
I can't remember the name he gave her, but as he claims never to change blind names, this can't be Britney.
Yeah I thought Fergie maybe, Ted calling her "Pee" could be a clue, but Fergie isn't really going for a comeback, he says this girl is
The Black-Eyed Peas are, though, arguably.
Janet Jackson was on a comeback tour recently. Has no friends. Has been a "sizeable tabloid target" because of her enormous weight fluctuations.
Britney's conservatorship probably allows her father to drug-test her and watch her closely. She also left a stage recently in Vancouver because people were smoking pot, and it bugged her.
I'm thinking Janet Jackson. She used to have a good girl image, and I think she's trying to have a comeback. It can't be Britney...she's already had her comeback. Besides...her father is so far up her (you know what) she's under careful watch. She's also fighting for her kids back, and needs to be drug tested frequently. Not her.
Fergie never had a good girl image...though the Pee reference sounds like it would be her.
Jessica Simpson
Hm...Jessica Simpson, and the Pee reference....since popular wisdom pegs John Mayer, her ex as Super Duper Cooper with the sexual weirdness that could fit. Thoughts?
Britney is constantly peeing herself though!
Its down to JS and JJ> Britney a good guess but these posters are right, her dad is too involved day to day & she's being tested.
Please people...its sooo Jessica Simpson! Like someone said, Britney is far too controlled under her fathers conservatorship for it to be her. Also, she is not TRYING to make a comeback, to many, she has def already made a comeback. Jessica, on the other hand, has been in the tabloids alot the past couple years (on and off relationships, weight gain), and her singing career has definitely declined (Chilli cook-off anyone?) Believe it or not, its Jessica! Also, think about the name: Princess Powder Puff. She has been dating Tony for years, and Powder Puff teams are usually referring to women's football teams. Finally, Jessica has been known to forget words in concert, why do you think that is? Drugs and alcohol. Come on people!!!
I don't see it being Jessica! She has always forgot her words-this is nothing new;she's an airhead. Plus, someone on drugs is usually strung-out and skinny.
I think this item together w/ today's page six item I'm thinking possibly Courtney Love.
I guess not Courtney Love; since she's never been a good girl. But not Jessica S. Just saw pics of her from yesterday and she looks really healthy. Plus, I think this person (PPP)does not have a significant other;seems like she is single which rules out JS and Fergie. Maybe Christina Milian? Or JJ
It does sound like Britney or someone in a similar sitch. Britney was revealed to be a different BV though, and Ted insists that he doesn't use different names for the same celeb.
Maybe Rihanna?
Yes the "pee" makes us think Fergie. But she talks alot about how she battled a meth addiction. Not that that rules her out.
I won't say that Janet was my first guess, but after thinking about it, I think it might be her... Her brother is the "king" of pop, she seems painfully shy and probably hates to perform sober because of it, and her full name is Janet Domita Jo Jackson (JJJ) Princess Powder Puff (PPP), Ted did that before with LiLo (MM). So is that a clue or am I pulling for strings? p.s. This is for sure the best blog I have ever seen reveal these! Thanks Blurry Vice, you get me through my work day :)
I'm for the Jessica Simpson guess. Her reputation as a good girl was a huge deal, unlike Janet Jackson, who started her career with the 'nasty' image.
And yeah, the 'Pee' thing made me think of her ex, John Mayer. She did go along with his kinks, right? Must be somewhat into it too.
But Fergie openly admitted to have a meth problem before she hit it with the Peas and frankly she looks good and happy these days. And she really doesn't need the Peas, they need her.
What about Mischa Barton?...she is a mess right now/has been for a while...and doesn't seem to be changing. I read somewhere else that she has still been using and may be trying to hide it. There was also a major story about how all her friends have been ditching her and there is a direct mention to her lack of friends.
If PPP is someone with a current single on the charts, that eliminates Jessica.
Since Team Awful said today that if Ted reveals a Blind Vice and then wants to talk about the person again he (at least sometimes) gives them a new name, Britney Spears is still in the running for this one.
"Dear Awful Truth:
Give us another hint about Princess Powder-Puff. Does she have a current single on the charts?
—Pumpkingirl
Dear Royalty Wondering:
Yes. Does that narrow it down one bit? Probably not."
"Dear Awful Truth:
Is Princess Powder-Puff married? Also, In your opinion, what comes first: offscreen attraction leading to onscreen chemistry, or onscreen chemistry leading to offscreen attraction? It seems like there are a lot of stars that end up with their costars, so I was curious. It seems like with Robsten, there was a little of both.
—Elizabeth
Dear Two-Pronged Truth:
1. Remember, she's a princess, not a queen. 2. It's a little of both for a lot of reasons. Think about my favorite example, Brangelina in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Now which was the culprit in that oh-so-famous case?"
Yes, with their new "loophole", this means Britney could be a BV subject again. I really wish Ted had clarified this himself. It sucks that his interns told us this. It changes everything!
Ted put Britney Spears in his Blind Vice Superstar Gallery, with a hint that makes us believe she has been in a new BV since her "Ivana Belch" one was revealed. This hint also correlates perfectly with Princess Powder Puff! Here is the hint -
"Britney Spears
Think Brit's totally rehabilitated cause she's got a hit tour? Yeah, right. She's as busted up as ever—but just exactly how is still under wraps."
"Dear Ted:
What's been going on with Britney Spears lately? I was at the store and saw she wasn't on the cover of a tabloid! She seems to be on the down-low lately. What's she been up to?
—Li'l Katie
Dear Crazy Lurking Round Every Corner:
Hiding her problems a lot better, I suppose."
I'm still irritated by this whole situation. Ted had told us adamantly for months that he only gives each celeb one name only. For a very long time, we had decided that Britney Spears was not eligible to be Princess Powder Puff bc she was already Ivana Belch. Now we're told, oh yeah, we've sometimes given celebs a new name after they have been revealed. WTF!? And Ted didn't even tell us this himself, it was from his intern while Ted was on vacation. Ted answered letter after letter stating that no celeb was given more than one name. Now we see clearly that this one is indeed about Britney Spears. But for this whole time we were thrown off. I am irritated by Ted for this reason. I know he has got a lot of stuff going on in his personal life. But this is a huge deal to us readers, to try to figure out who the blind vices are. And the fact that Ted didn't even tell us this himself, it was one of his interns while Ted was on vacation... and he has not addressed it since... that bothers me!
OK that was my rant for the day.
"Dear Ted:
Just wondering, what's the word on Britney Spears? You've been awfully quiet about her lately. She's one that I think a lot of people would like to see content, successful and happy. How's she really doing?
—Chrys
Dear Gimme More:
Aside from buzz about her new album (rumored to release in June) and the reveal of her new Candies ad campaign, Brit-Brit's been doing what she does best: driving around L.A., going on shopping sprees or stopping at Starbucks with boyfriend Jason Trawick. Team Spears wants to keep B tabloid friendly with an oh-so-ordinary appearance while they work out some of her more, how shall we say, complex issues behind the scenes. But I can guarantee that Brit is definitely continuing to make positive improvements in her life."
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