Thursday, July 31, 2008

Ted gives us a hint of tomorrow's BV

Ted has already started dishing about tomorrow's Blind Vice...

Read Herring?
Oh, before we get to such scintillating bits ‘n’ boobiness—means Tori Spelling's on the way, trust—must tell you all that I dare say Toothy Tile must be paying a very well known, blockbuster-starring actor to homo-outdo his gay ways. Hate to be a tease ‘n’ all (that’s a damn lie), but you’ll just have to wait until Friday’s Blind Vice to find out the deets, hon-childs. I mean, maybe that nasty fag bitch Christopher Ciccone really has let loose something in the celeb air right now, what with his sibling-stabbing memoirs and the hilarious Cristina Crawford-esque interviews he’s pulling ‘round town. ‘Cause Toothy’s new matinee rival is pulling really over-the-top, stereotypical Rock Hudson retro sex shenanigans. Delish, can’t wait to tell you all!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Early guess before reading the full BV: Will Smith or Matt McC.

Dan said...

It's probably Hayden C.

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