Blind Vice! Rockstar Reeks of Playboy Ways!
You'd think that buckets of moolah, tons of adoring fans and a hot chick at your side would be enough.
Not so for Lesley Grotto, one of those swoon-worthy rock star types with the slick moves and killer abs. See, Les has all of that (including a knockout gal most dudes would kill to canoodle with) but—surprise! surprise!—he wants more, more, more.
Especially when it comes to chicks. ‘Cause let's be honest...
Lesley is a straight up dawg!
You wouldn't know it though because when he's around his "special" lady (especially when there are cameras around) Lesley is the image of a doting boyfriend—ya know, lovey dovey kisses and all the "awwww"-inducing crapola.
But when she's out of sight, she's definitely out of mind too.
Which leaves Lesley to do what he does best: sweet talking the panties off of any (and every) chick in sight.
"He's a total d-bag," one of the pretty party gals who attended one of the many booze-soaked event that Grotto frequents bitched to us. "He's all over chicks at these parties and flirts with everyone."
Continues our blabbermouth babe: "But as soon as he's with his woman he's a whole different man, all committed and monogamous."
Sounds smarmy. Well, actually, that totally sounds like half the other dudes in Tinseltown.
Here's the real Q though: If his lady found out would be really even care? We kinda think not.
AND IT AIN'T: Jason Mraz, Kanye West, Bruno Mars
Friday, December 23, 2011
Blind Vice! Rockstar Reeks of Playboy Ways!
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Adam Levine or Michael Buble?
Adam Levine
Adam is dating Victoria's Secret model Anne Vyalitsyna, in case anyone is curious.
125 - yes I know. I do think it is him. Ted had said in the past he was not a BV yet before this, even though I thought he was one of the old ones. This one sounds like him. Naming him top suspect for now.
If he weren't already confirmed to be a blind vice star, and if it said wife, this SOOOO would be Russell Brand!
But yeah, count me in on the Adam Levine bandwagon.
And it would funny if it were Justin Bieber - extremely funny! But he too is confirmed to be a vice star.
The answer to this came so naturally, it almost seems like Ted used it to compensate for the challenges posed by that Brucey Huskers blind.
Adam Levine
Merry Christmas everyone!
"slick moves" reminds me of "Moves like Jaggar". Agree with Levine. I'm a new poster, longtime lurker. :)
Not even two sentences in, and this just screamed Adam Levine.
and of course one of the awwing moments include that kiss during the VS fashion show... & it was SO cute, sad to hear he is a horndog!
Rita, but is Russell Brand a "rockstar"? He's played ones in the movies, but as far as I know is primarily an actor/comedian.
The second to last sentence, "If his lady found out would be even care?" is confusing because of the typo. Is it supposed to be would HE even care? or would SHE even care? The first one implies he's even more of a cad, without any feelings for whatever woman he's publicly with. But if it's SHE, well, then maybe it's a consensual open relationship, and she really doesn't care as long as he comes home to her. Maybe she does the same, only isn't as famous so nobody is calling gossip columnists about her.
I know it seems silly to be harping on the difference, but in my opinion, if he and his girlfriend are okay with it, what's the problem? It's not like the girls he flirts with don't know he's in a relationship.
@medusa - Ted said "rock star type". Russell fits. But I hope you read my comment in its entirety understanding that I was joking.
BTW, Anyone reading those "99 Reasons to love Hollywood" on the AT?
Wonder if there are hidden reveals, and crap, I think Ted will not be posting any Mail until at least Jan. 2nd. Shit.
Wow, THIS is a blind?
I know 12 year olds who are more "vicey" than this.
Ted, of course Anna wouldn't care...he's flirting, he's not gangbanging these chicks.
He's always been a douche, too.
*sigh* I hope it's Adam Levine because that means no matter what his relationship status is, I still have a chance! Lol.
i kind of don't think it's adam. i feel like aside from the vs fashion show, and a few photos from this week, you don't really see him and anne together for the photogs. it seems to me like it's someone who acts a little more like selena & justin
@Rita, yes, it says "Rockstar type" in the body, but the headline still says "Rockstar" which to me means that it is an actual musician. Maybe I'm giving Ted too much credit for being accurate in his word choice...
Another bloghad a similar story the popular guess was Micheal Buble but I think this is Robin Thicke.
"Dear Ted:
What's up with Adam Levine and his new girlfriend? The man is known for playing the field hard and bedding some of the most enviable women in show biz—all without the need for any type of commitment. And all of a sudden he has a "steady girlfriend"? That does not make sense to me. People do not change overnight
and I do not think he had any life changing experiences recently to make him want to change his playboy ways. What gives?
—M
Dear Hot Enough to Settle:
Well, the dude is dating a Victoria's Secret model, so perhaps he's found his motivation to settle down? But then again, I wouldn't expect it to last—players in H'wood are tough dudes to tame."
Well now we have verification Adam is now a BV. On Feb 9 2011 it was a NO. Now on Feb 18 2012 it is a YES.
"Feb 18
Dear Ted:
What can you tell me about Adam Levine? Other than his adorable smile, is he as bad as women say? Is he a Blind Vice?
—ANC
Dear Yes:
And bad has never looked so good."
Now, if only our reader "The Spie" was still here, he could do the timeline thing to verify which possible BVs fit as Adam's, possibly exposing Adam as this one. If anyone has time, please do! :)
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