Thursday, December 15, 2011

Blind Vice! Crafty Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher Plans For a Surprise Baby!

New from Ted Monday Dec 12 -

Blind Vice!  Crafty Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher Plans For a Surprise Baby!

You all remember Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher, right?
She was the chick who couldn't quite keep her hands to herself despite the fact that she has an oh-so-loving (and pretty damn hunky) guy at home.
Well, Car has had a change of heart. And it all has to do with her best gal-pal, Carmelita Salami-Climber.
Let's back up a bit: Remember how Carm's close friends were worried that her dude wasn't up to snuff?

Well they were right and he hit the road, leaving Carmelita to nurse her broken heart (trust us, that split is so not worth a Vice in itself).
Here's the thing: While Carol Anne lets her bestie cry on her shoulder, she's secretly scheming how to keep her own relationship together...ya know, so she doesn't end up like her forever alone amigo.
That's right: Carol Anne is getting her s--t together!
And the first plan of action? Get herself knocked up pronto.
Carol Anne has convinced herself that if she can get her man to get her preggo, everything will shape up in their sometimes rocky relaysh. As in, she'll stop parting and then they'll stop fighting.
How terribly old fashioned of her, no?!
And It Ain't: Naya Rivera, Jennifer Aniston, Blake Lively

Please refer to the label below for a link to our previous C.A.S.S. BV, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Khloe Kardashian-Odom

35 comments:

Rita said...

Still think it's Khloe, and now that they're moving to Dallas, she'll have more time for it. I hear the Dallas NBA wives are vicious when it comes to flirting with their husbands!

Jessica said...

It's def Khloe, Ted said it would be the first child for the couple, meaning Kourtney is out.

Cathy said...

This makes me question whether or not it's Khloe - she's been very vocal about how she and Lamar have been trying to get pregnant for a while now and the difficulty she's been having with it.

Dollie said...

I thought Ted said they weren't related in one of BB's some time ago.

Leens said...

The latest cover of Us Weekly is how Khloe is desperate to have a baby and is trying IVF..perhaps this is her then? Desperate to have a baby?

Spicy Sister said...

what about LaLa Vasquez (Carmelo Anthony's wife)?

lns212 said...

What about Kristin Cavallari? rumor is she's pregnant and that's why their back together..

andiecandie said...

Agree with the Khloe guess, only thing that doesn't make sense to me is the comment "he hit the road, leaving Carmelita to nurse her broken heart". The way he acted seemed like she was the one who left him. Thoughts?

Jessica said...

@andiecandie, I thought he meant she was nursing a broken heart over how her image has been destroyed by the breakup...and since we know that Carmelita is Kim, there's no way Carol Anne is Kristen Cavallari, right? The family hates her and vice versa.

andiecandie said...

ah Jessica that seems to make sense. still nitpicking at the part where he says that he hit the road

lns212 said...

if you think about the part of "being cut by the same pig" or something of that nature from another vice, both kim & kristin are famous for being reality stars..

pomme said...

this blind vice is a no-sense since Khloe K tries to be pregnant since several months

Mena said...

It isn't Khloe. It's LaLa Vasquez.

HI said...

It isn't LaLa. Ted said this would be the first child for the couple and she already has one.

Word! said...

Ok, but is Lamar "pretty damn hunky?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm wondering about this Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher story. Is flirting with other guys and fighting with your man really all that Vicey? Sounds like a rocky patch, but doesn't sound like she's been up to anything too awful. Or has she? Also, you mention she wants to patch up their problems with a baby. Would it be their first child?
—SJC

Dear Baby Bump Watch:
Trust, doll, while Carol Anne's Vice may not be as juicy as some of our Blind Vice Superstars, the gal is still engaging in some very Vicey behavior. As for the baby? You're right in saying it's number one for the couple. "

blurry vice said...

I just realized that the initials of Carol Anne Saisage Snatcher are "CASS"... brings to mind the "Cass Stimulatia" BV. Am I crazy for thinking there is some sort of relation? Can not even spend any time delving deep into this though right now.

Ginny said...

If this is Khloe and Carmelita is Kim, by "hit the road" Ted could have been referring to when Kris left Kim to go back to Minnesota. From what I've gathered, that was the big start of their downward spiral.

Moshpit Missus said...

But is melo the father of lalas child? Because ted says child number one for the COUPLE. something to ponder?

KaDixonLaw said...

Unfortunately, the answer is yes. Lala and Carmelo apparently have one son, Kiyan Carmelo Anthony, together. I'm still not sold on Khloe for this one, but I think this definitely eliminates Lala as a candidate. Kim's other friends are supposed to be Brittany Gastineau, Serena Williams and Ciara. I wonder if any of those women fit this?

Mizz K. Ritch said...

Am I the only one who thinks this may be Avril Lavigne? She's dating the Kardashian step brother Brody Jenner (aka Dorrell Sausage). I can see her letting guys paw all over her in public AND making a desperate grab for a baby. Makes sense.

Cathy said...

Mizz Ritch - I love your avril guess, since with brody being dorrell sausage, it would make sense for his gf to be a sausage-snatcher. But I don't see how she and kim would be "cut from the same juicy pig" since avril has never done reality shows or had sex tapes leaked.

Rita said...

^Guys, to help you understand how we came about the Khloe guess, please read the comments, including Ted's answers, in previous Carol Anne Blind Item.

If I remember correctly, Ted stated that Carol Anne was MARRIED. Not yet the case for Avril, if I'm not mistaken.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth
/khloeacute_lamars_search_dallas_digs
/282354

Katie said...

Today, Ted said that khloe and Lamar are NOT headed for divorce.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
There's suddenly a lot of media reporting a Khloé Kardashian Odom and Lamar Odom divorce... anything there? I'd hate to think so.
—Peggy O

Dear Trouble in Dallas:
I don't know where you're getting your information, P, ‘cause rest assured, there's no divorce in store for Khloé and Lamar. Couple are happy as ever, and Khloé's doing whatever she can to stick by her man during their move. Perhaps you confused her with a different Kardashian?"

blurry vice said...

Katie - nor does TEd say that about this BV. Just that they are having rocky times and that Carol Anne will do anthing to keep them together. And now Ted says Khloe will do anything to keep them together.

I think any married couple knows that there is such a thing as having rocky times, without meaning you are heading towards divorce. Unless you are a celeb of course. But in real life it is a real thing to have rocky times and NOT be divorcing.

lns212 said...

i feel like it's not khloe though just because she hasn't suddenly decided to try and get pregnant. it's been no secret she's wanted to for the last 2 years since she got married.

EV said...

I don't think this one is Khloe either.

Mizz K. Ritch said...

Ted answered my question!

Dear Ted:
So, about Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher. I have a theory that doesn't seem to be catching on. I was wondering: How did her plan for a baby to hold onto her man work out? Did she manage to keep the relationship together? Or was the last ditch effort not quite enough?
—R

Dear In It to Win It:
Carol Anne and her man are actually still very much together. As for her master plan? Let's just say it's still in the works. Ms. Sausage-Snatcher wants some long-term relaysh security and the baby route is her sure-fire bet. I'd love to hear your so controversial theory though, babe!

I was still betting on Avril for this one, but since she and Brody broke up recently, I guess it couldn't have been her. Drat.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So, about Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher. I have a theory that doesn't seem to be catching on. I was wondering: How did her plan for a baby to hold onto her man

work out? Did she manage to keep the relationship together? Or was the last ditch effort not quite enough?
—R

Dear In It to Win It:
Carol Anne and her man are actually still very much together. As for her master plan? Let's just say it's still in the works. Ms. Sausage-Snatcher wants some

long-term relaysh security and the baby route is her sure-fire bet. I'd love to hear your so controversial theory though, babe!"

lns212 said...
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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I have to say I was pretty shocked to find out that Kristin Cavallari is pregnant. It seemed like a baby was the last thing she and Jay Cutler wanted in their already rocky relationship. Is there more to their story than we are being led to believe? By chance, could Kristin be Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher?
—Sarahbreden11

Dear Det. Domestic:
No, not a chance! Carol's heaps more fun (and interesting) that Kristin. And all I gotta say here is that that Cutler kid better not mind a lotta noise in the household. Most babies sleep through that stuff, right?"

EggHead said...

I reeeeally don't think this one is khloe. She has been trying to get pregnant since she and Lamar got married, and every time Ted answers a question about them, he always talks about them being happily married etc, I'm pretty sure I've even heard (read? :)) him say that he sees them lasting. Or something. Plus I really don't want this to be them, as khloe is the only one of that family I can even stand. Lol. But idk, I actually watch the karsashians' shows (yes I'm embarrassed to admit it), and this just doesn't seem like her to me. Quite far from the impression of her I've gotten, actually. However, I have no alternate guess to offer up, so who knows.

On another note, I'm a first time poster, looong time lurker :) and I loooove this site! Everyone always has great ideas, and I love reading new vices that stump my pants off only to run here and see them solved already!!

-Elizabeth

EV said...

What about Megan Fox? Rumors have started to swirl on a few gossip sites that Megan is pregnant & that it was a "surprise". Ted said she was not a BV on 6/30/11 & she was confirmed as BV on 3/30/12. This is one of the monikers where she is a possible fit. If you re -read both of Carol Anne Sausage-Snatcher vices, Megan & Brian Austin Green fit well.

previously clues that fit:
1st child for the couple (Brian already has a son)
Hubby is handsome & recognizable

yes, there are some clues Ted has given that don't fit so well, but nothing in this BV has ever fit Khloe & Lamar that well to me. Everyone has been suspecting Khloe based on the 2 clues relating to Kim's suspected BV.

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