Blind Vice: Jackie Bouffant Cuts It So Close!
Jackie Bouffant, still young, still beautiful, seems to have already run the Hollywood gamut in his brief career: boys, drugs, not to mention the requisite "beard." As in a red-carpet girlfriend he loves to trot out for the paparazzi and mainstream press.
But that was so yesterday.
Today, Jackie's got some totally homo cajones on him!
Just like Toothy Tile once sported the young man he adored, it looks like Jackie's showing off his, too! Hot!
At a recent very glitzy Hollywood event, Jackie was likewise very obvious. And trust us, Jackie's not a silly, stupid boy like Parrish Maguire, who doesn't always triple-check where he hooks up.
So what happened?
There Jackie was, A-list everybody all around him, hitting the top of the press line with his new boyfriend in tow. Only Mr. B. stopped just short of walking the carpet with cutie-pie BF, who has the most adorable curly coif and darling rosy cheeks.
Jackie, instead, had his dude walk around the carpet. And then guess what the TV and movie star did, once he finished walking the press line? He picked his boyfriend up at the end! It was totally like they were pulling some kind of playground game, too cute!
Only it was hardly grade-school stuff, once the newbie couple rejoined inside the party: With all the giggling and rubbing up against each other they were doing, who needed those outdoor heat lamps?
Funny thing, whenever an in-house photog tried to get Jackie and his man, the BF split faster than Brett Ratner chomps shrimp cocktail.
Smart man, he'll be by Jackie's side for years (or months) to come, we predict.
And It Ain't: Taylor Lautner, Chace Crawford, Robert Pattinson
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Blind Vice: Jackie Bouffant Cuts It So Close!
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ZacE, who was the BF?
Zac was at the LACMA Gala for Clint Eastwood recently. Loads of celebs were there. Ryan Kwanten was there and kind of fits the 'curly coiff' and rosy cheeks but it sounds more like Jonathan Groff. Don't know if I can place them at the same party tho. Zac also attended Miley's halloween party so maybe someone there.
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Dear Ted:
Reading all about Nevis Devine and his wayward off/on Barrington Bang-Me got me to thinking...you must meet many of your BVs in person at various events.
Many of your BVs know you know what's up with them. You are an attractive man. So...do you know any BVs from personal experience such as Nevis, Seymour, Fey
or even Jackie Bouffant? Some of your BVs must have hit on you at one time or another....not asking you to name names or even BVs...you can answer in general
but I'm betting the answer is yes!
—Brandy
Dear Teddy-Bang:
You are correct. But, only with one and a half.
Dear Ted:
I keep hearing rumors that the person I suspect to be Jackie Bouffant may have a new girlfriend. What can you tell us about Jackie's love life?
—G
Dear Nice Try:
You've got the wrong sex but the right suspicion. He has moved on to fresh territory, mazel tov!"
Does anyone think that the "mazel tov" in the letter above is some sort of hint? Is his new boyfriend Jewish?
Zac Efron is jewish
When was Zac on TV? Thought he was just in movies??
Curly coiff and rosy cheeks sounds an awful lot like Darren Criss to me!
Apparently Zac attended LACMA with his brother Dylan. Here is a pic of him. Rosie cheeks much?
Maybe Ted's confused... or if he was talking about someone else, I don't think he's famous or he would have walked the carpet (even if alone) but Ted says he met back up with Zac at the other end.
Zac was on Summerland.
This is a very curious item, but I don't think for a second Ted is confused. Someone else was with Zac and his brother.
I've been hearing that since the event, yet nobody has a picture, which, if you know anything about Hollywood, is quite telling.
He was with a very rosy cheeked Dominic Cooper inside...... http://www.google.com.au/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=dominic+cooper&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=g1zCTobeBsW0iQf90eWIDg
I can't believe anyone ever thought Zac was straight ...
@HP the first 2 high school musicals were made for tv movies
He also played the young version of Simon Tam on Firefly.
I dont think the bf is famous. i think if he were Ted would say so.
Lately i've been having a real hard time believing anything Ted writes.
Here is a pic of zac with Dominic cooper doing the couple pose: pose.cooperhttp://www.zimbio.com/photos/Zac+Efron/Dominic+Cooper
I don't think it's Dominic Cooper, he strikes me as a sleazeball too hungry for fame (re: how he treated ex Amanda Siegfried, and what Lainey had reported on him - Lindsay Lohan hook-up, ewww).
But Zac Effron and Dominic Cooper would make an absolutely very hot couple though. I would definitely watch them together, and would be a whole lot more interested in anything they do than any K! Krap. Anytime!
Did anyone else catch the reference to Parrish Maguire, then Taylor Lautner is the first AIA? :)
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Dear Ted:
I've been hearing from various sources that Emma Roberts has been dating both Chord Overstreet and Zac Efron! Are both of these reports true?
—M
Dear Faux Love Triangle:
Your sources are misguided on this one, M. Well, kinda. Emma and Chord have been linked since earlier this year, but the Zacky stuff is not the real deal.
Tho, I'm not surprised there are rumblings, Z.Efron has been single for far too long."
I thought it was only me, David.
Nick Jonas for the bf? (he was also at the LACMA gala)
"Dear Ted:
I just saw the preview for Lucky One starring Zac Efron. I'm about to stand in line now, he looks sooo hot. In your opinion, could this be his breakthrough
movie?
—Waiting with baited breath Mr. Puss and TD
Dear Too Weepy to Win:
Zacky did grow up nicely, didn't he? And even though he's looking way hot in this flick too, it looks just a little bit better than that Charlie St. Cloud
crapola. He needs to get out of the melodrama, pass-me-a-tissue genre and try something more controversial."
During E! News's coverage of that New Year's Eve movie, Ryan Seacrest was doing red carpet interviews. When Zac got to him there was this weird shot with Mark Salling in the background, and he'd disappeared when the camera came back to Zac. Not guessing, just sayin'.
"Dear Ted:
Please tell me Crescent Kumquat and Jackie Bouffant have hooked up. If they could reproduce together, can you imagine their babies?! Anyway, you know how
Jackie Bouffant cheated on his beard with strippers (classy!)? Does his beard have her own Vice moniker?
—Hannah
Dear Class Act:
I wish! But hey, I'm not ruling anything out. Jackie's beard may not have a Vice, but her rep isn't exactly squeaky-clean."
"Dear Ted:
We haven't heard you dish much on Jackie Bouffant lately. Got any juicy gossip?
—Laine
Dear Gone but Not Forgotten:
To tell you the truth, Laine, I'm as distraught as you that Mr. Bouffant has all but disappeared from the Vice radar lately. Can't even explain why… I'll
tell you this though: Team Truth is launching a full-scale BV investigation to make sure Jackie is still keeping up on his sexy bedroom sessions. Sound good?"
"Dear Ted:
Why is Jackie Bouffant laying so low lately? Please find out!
—V
Dear Come Out:
Dude's hardly laying low—he's just upped his game when it comes to hiding his Vicey behavior. But don't worry, V, guy's a rising star and mega heartthrob, so
don't expect him to lay low for much longer."
"Dear Ted:
My little rescue Mr. Puss says hi, and has a question: What do you think of this Zac Efron and Lily Collins date? Is it real or just to stop the Demi Moore
and Rumer Willis stories? We have a fish bet riding on this one.
—Dwac
Dear Daddy's Little Girl:
Of course a little distance from Rumer and Demi is probably a good thing for Zac right now, and Lily's the fairest of them all image is the perfect way to
ward off any bad-boy rumors. And while Mr. Efron appears to be a very in-demand dude, it's still too soon to say whether these two are serious. But, I will
dish that I highly doubt the pair will last—wonder if Lil's dad, Phil Collins, would approve?
Dear Ted:
I have the most curious rescue in the world, White Tail. He wants to know if his favorite, Jackie Bouffant, has a new beard yet and is he with the same
boyfriend you mentioned? White Tail's begging for an answer! Love ya!
—Owner of White Tail
Dear Love Ya More:
And kisses to White Tail. And some kisses to Jackie too for staying faithful to his BF…even if it is just behind-the-scenes. And without a beard too! What a
brave little hottie that Bouffant is!"
"Dear Ted:
Happy (late) Valentine's Day to your Charlie from my Charlie. I've been reading your gossip for quite a few years, not posting much, but my foster girls do.
We love the Robsten updates but also like news about other celebs. Our question is this: Does Vanessa Hudgens still have any romantic feelings for Zac Efron
or has she completely moved on? What about him? Any chance they will get back together?
—Your No. 1 fans from N.Y.
Dear High School Reunion:
Vanessa is probably less emotional about their past than Zacky, but that's relative—both of the former HSM lovers have moved on from the relaysh, V.Hud with
her new man and Zefron with Lily Collins (or so the tabloids believe). Don't hold your breath that that spark will reignite.
Dear Ted:
My rescue Corky and I hope you and yours had a happy Heart Day. Corky—who loves Jackie Bouffant—wants to know: You have said Jackie is happy with his
boyfriend, did they have a nice Valentine's Day together?
—Love, Corky and Me
Dear Feeling the Love:
Yes they did, thank you so much for asking.
Dear Ted:
Does Jackie Bouffant have a new beard? Or is he still loyal to his boyfriend?
—Lauren
Dear It's Complicated:
No, he doesn't. But even if he was stepping out with a chickie on the red carpets, I think Jackie would still be loyal to this par-tick boyfriend. I'm
hearing things are going really well between them and that J.B. isn't looking to mess things up."
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