Blind Vice: Star Couple Showdown!
Hard-Nipple Nick is the hottest star, both bod-wise and at the box office. His wife's figure and professional goings-on aren't too shabby, either, as both Mr. and Mrs. Nick enjoy fame and fortune regularly up on the big screen—though his paychecks dwarf hers, big-time.
Yep, everything's pretty cozy Chez Nick, even the bisexual couple's agreement to have lovers outside the marriage. Instead of his-and-hers towels, they have his-and-hers sex partners!
And you guessed it, there's a girl for Mrs. Nick and...
A boy for Mr. Nick! And like the smart have-it-all couple they are, the Nicks chose other famous people to be their closeted lovers. Too crafty! Only problem being Hard-Nipple's boyfriend is married to an established actress who's growing increasingly peeved over the clandestine arrangement.
"He's starting to go out and fly him with him everywhere," a good friend to the Nicks told yours truly about Hard-Nipple taking the BF a few too many places as of late. "They're turning up everywhere together, and [the boyfriend's wife] is getting really pissed about it. It's going too far. It's only a matter of time before she spills."
Guess all those pricey little gifties to the wife for borrowing her hubby aren't as attractive as they once were?
Must say I'm a tad surprised to hear this latest development, as H.-N'.s always been one of the best in the Biz about keeping his preferred love life on the down-low. And now that it's flyin' high, guess a tabloid revelation is only seconds away from takeoff!
And It Ain't: John Travolta, David Beckham, Jerry O'Connell
* Update 8/26/11- Ted has eliminated John Travolta, David Beckham, Jerry O'Connell, Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hanks, Ryan Reynolds, Zac Efron, Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Jr., Jensen Ackles, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck
Please see the label below for a link to our post on the most recent Hard-Nipple Nick BV from August 2011.
* Our top guess: was Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. (Now under dispute because on April 2 Ted said that Will was already a subject of a BV.)