Friday, May 22, 2009

One Sex, Booze and Brawling Blind Vice

New from Ted today -

One Sex, Booze and Brawling Blind Vice

Finally! Somebody's actually having some heterosexual sex in Hollywood—love it! But it was some messy nooky, I'll tell ya that much: Myra MySpace and Booby Butt-Wipe, who actually used to date each other in real life, recently filmed a project together. A hotel downtown acted as the shoot's somewhat cheesy location, and filming was just planned for the day in a slightly seedy suite.

Scene being filmed? Two girls fighting over one kinda hot dude. It was supposed to be all low-energy Penthouse pseudo-sex, but what ended up happening was Hustler-style screwing in the bedroom, between shots, and some WWE-worthy battling between the two gals while filming!

Here's what went down, as it were:

Myra, who considers herself a real Tila Tequila model of sexual media energy, what with her impressive online following, did not like it when she discovered that the other girl chosen for the job was an actual porn star. No good, snipped Myra. Booby, who just wanted to get it on with whomever he could (kinda like how he is all the time, both when filming his tragic reality show, and not), didn't care.

He's the one getting serviced in the scene, what's it to him?

So Myra , in order to soothe her insulted feelings that her higher art of nonporn existence was being tarnished, picked up the nearby bottle of Jack Daniels, which was a prop, mind you. Nevertheless, Myra guzzled the whole damn thing and then started taking Booby, who was wearing boxer shorts with nothing underneath, into the nearby bedroom for extended breaks, at the end of which Butt-Wipe would reenter the suite's living area, somewhat glazed, his shorts tenting out to West Hollywood, practically.

But then Myra got so boozed up, she started fighting and clawing with the porn star—for real, on camera—and hitting the production assistant who took the whiskey away from the drunken broad. Jeez! Sounds so much more fun to shoot instead of the soft-porn-style scene the threesome was supposed to do!

Oh, and if you're Booby's famous, current TV girlfriend, pretend you didn't read this.

And it ain't: Brody Jenner & Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad & Stephen Colletti, Zak Penley & Kenley Collins

Update May 31 - Ted eliminated Bret Michaels.

10 comments:

mercury395 said...

it's definitely drew barrymore and justin long

mercury395 said...

oops sorry! i only read the first line!

charlotte said...

i thought drew n justin too. who oozes sexual energy? megan fox? audrina?
male reality star? brody jenner? the combos eliminated can still involve the people right just with a diff partner?

Leanne said...

Kristen Cavalleri and Brody Jenner. They used to date and could be filming promotions for the new season of The Hills. They would also make sense considering the clues given in who was eliminated. He's currently dating Playmate Jayde Nicole, who's also on The Hills.

Jaclyn said...

Kristen Cavalleri, Brody Jenner, and Jayde Nicole are filming a commercial for Tequila Don Julio...

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20281339_20626703,00.html

crila16 said...

It can't be Drew. Drew isn't famous for online or reality TV like Tila Tequila. Also...the girl who fought with the other girl was a porn star...so the fight wasn't between Jayde and Kristen.

xoxoxo said...

What about Bret Michaels & Daisy from Rock of Love?

Leanne said...

If it were Kristen Cavallari, the person that she fought with was a random porn star. At the end of the description it says that his real girlfriend, a TV star, wouldn't be happy. That's where Jayde Nicole would fit in...although I would hardly consider her a "TV star"...

Meredith said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b194027_gossip_girls_jessica_szohr_her.html

I read this and the first thing I thought of was this blind...

Meredith said...

Oh maybe not, now that I re-read it... sigh. I just saw porn star and tequila (the blind mentions whiskey) and thought maybe... but now I see I spoke too soon.

It also doesn't look like Jessica Szohr has dated anyone in the movie, soooo... drat. So close and yet so far.

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