Friday, February 13, 2009

Lainey - 2/13/08 - Karmic Cuckold?

He’d been cheating on her for years. She had his babies, she endured the other women, she let him back in the door every time he ran away, only to come slinking back with apologies.

For a while now though he has stayed at home. More mature, done with that life, he’s now completely committed to her, ready to take the next step…

Problem?

It’s her turn to be unfaithful. And not only with a random but with someone he knows. More importantly, someone he trusts. Worse – it’s no secret. They’re all aware, all around them, except for him. And everyone is bracing for drama. Because what started as a purely physical affair has turned into one sided love. The other man wants more, is willing to fight for it, putting her in the middle. He’s threatening to blow it all wide open, she’s begging him to calm down, but he’s pressuring her to come clean.

She wants to stay with the father of her children who is oblivious to it all but who they say will surely take off immediately when and if he finds out. Love double standards!


Comments?

* Update February 25 - Lainey has eliminated Johnny Depp, David Duchovny, Ben Affleck, Chris Martin, Patrick Dempsey, Russell Crowe, Susan Sarandon/Tim Robbins, Julia Roberts, Sean Penn/Robin Wright Penn, Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber.

* Our top suspect: Mark Wahlberg, who Lainey has hinted for this riddle.


37 comments:

sistah2 said...

I get the impression this is a couple unmarried but living together for a long time, has more than one child together. need more clues.

Kristine said...

Mark Wahlberg & Rhea Durham?

Rafaela said...

Mark Wahlberg & Rhea Durham is my guess too - they recently announced that they were thinking about getting married (the "taking it to the next level"), and Wahlberg did a lot of running around and coming back (like hooking up with Alba right around the birth of his daughter).

Beth said...

We're all thinking the same thing here.. my first thought was Marky mark as well.
The only thing is.. she just had a baby, this sounds like the woman has been seeing the "other man" for some time.. do you think she hooked up with someone while pregnant?

Jen said...

No doubt at all - Mark Wahlberg and Rhea Durham.

blurry vice said...

It's funny how Mark Wahlberg was one of the top guesses for Cuba and now he is the main guess for this.

I was thinking that this sounded a lot like what Lainey said happened to Sean Penn and Robin Wright like a year ago before they got back together.

PrettyTarheelFan said...

Mark has cheated on her repeatedly. She has children with him. She has forgiven, and forgiven, and forgiven. He has openly stated that he was a dog, but that he's faithful now, and they are planning to get married in the summer. But the question for me is...Who is the other man? Donnie? His manager? A longtime friend? And is Mark or the other man the father of the recent child? I can't imagine Donnie or Mark's manager or team behaving this way, since financially they both have benefitted significantly as Mark's career has grown. Any one have a theory?

kanonymous said...

Rhea Durham had her last baby five months ago. Five months is plenty of time to recover from the baby and have an affair.

killer said...

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw

melanie said...

Faith and Tim! That's what I thought too. Lainey has alluded to Tim cheating before. Faith getting it on with Kenny Chesney??

PrettyTarheelFan said...

No, Faith's boyfriend is Jesus, and Tim is on coke. That came out in a recent BI about them on Lainey.

anony-2 said...

Lainey eliminated David Duchovney/Tea Leoni as well as Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis.

Jellee said...

Kim Porter and P. Diddy? In a post that same day, she wroter about him, "has he changed in 6 months? Please." Maybe a clue.

Levi said...

What about Randy Gerber/Cindy Crawford/George Clooney? I remember Lainey made a comment about the three of them having an 'understanding'

anony-2 said...

I don't think it can be Randy/Cindy/George, because if there's an understanding, what's to blow open? Also, Lainey says the main man doesn't know. Sounds like Randy does.

luciseeger said...

Mark Wahlberg & Rhea Durham all the way!

duffgrl said...

Love the guesses! esp. Diddy/Kim Porter-she has been cheated on by him way too many times. Wouldn't rule out Sean Penn and Robin either (blurry's guess)...The front runner of Mark/Rhea is good too but I may go w/ Kim/Diddy on this.

kanonymous said...

Why in the world would anyone think this is Kim Porter and Diddy??? They're not even together. They broke up a long time ago.

anony-2 said...

Lainey eliminated Affleck/Garner and Paltrow/Martin today.

anony-2 said...

Today she eliminated Patrick Dempsey and Russell Crowe.

anony-2 said...

Today she eliminated Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. Someone guessed them? Really?

Tiffiny said...

Today she left a pretty good hint about this BI in her post about Cindy Crawford...maybe her and Rande's marriage isn't as "open" as we all thought.

Amy said...

I agree with Tiffiny. It must be Cindy/Rande/George. How will we know?

anony-2 said...

Yep, this sounds like a strong hint that it's Cindy and Rande, especially asking if the reader would accept infidelity.

"It’s unfair, non? Cindy’s 43, Halle Berry is turning 43 too, and we are not all created equal. Then again, rumour has it her husband cheats on her all the time. Perhaps this is the great tradeoff.

If you had a face and a body like this, would you accept infidelity? Don’t scoff before you think about it. You realise, especially in Hollywood, it’s a decision women are making every day."

Anonymous said...

But Cindy and Rande have been married for years, and I don't think these two are married. I emailed Lainey two days ago about Mark Wahlberg, and she hasn't eliminated him yet.

PrettyTarheelFan said...

I asked her too-she's getting a lot of those emails. Also, "the next step" indicates marriage-once you've taken that step, that's the end of places a relationship can go commitment wise.

NM said...

totally Cindy + Rande + George. Sarah Palin was a Cindy look-a-like, though pale (in) comparison to Cindy C.

NM said...

oops that's Sarah Larson, not Palin. though Sarah Larson does pale next to Cindy Crawford, regardless of age.

Hilary said...

What about Sean and Robin Wright Penn?

Andrea said...

"everyone is bracing for drama"...

OK, Mark Wahlberg is a producer on Entourage, which I think is hinted at with "they're all aware, all around them" and there is a character called Drama in Entourage no?

I think it's Mark/Rhea, with possibly someone from Entourage as the third wheel...

anony-2 said...

Lainey eliminated Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn today.

Liz said...

Lainey just eliminated Robin and Sean Penn

anony-2 said...

Today Lainey says:
Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber are not the Karmic Cuckold couple. Why would that be surprising?

crila16 said...

What about Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin?

shelley502 said...

I think Lainey just revealed this one to be Mark Wahlberg and his baby momma in her "Smutty Tingle" section. "Did he find out?"

PrettyTarheelFan said...

Dang, someone beat me to it!!! Lainey outed this one! Poor ol' Marky Mark...

anony-2 said...

Rhea is preggers again. Is that how she's going to keep Mark?

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