Blind Vice: Another Gay Hunk Bites the Dust
Judas Jack-Off is a stunningly beautiful star. Gorgeous hair, supple muscles, good pro résumé, too. He's also as hot as he is coy and conniving. But by comparison, let's just say J.J. makes our ever-shy, closeted movie idol Toothy Tile look like an out-and-out saint of gay liberation and openness.
See, Judas, a gangly type with flat abs and the concrete ass to go with it, was planning on marrying his boyfriend. Out of the country, mind you, but marriage just the same. To a man! You know, one of those big gay ceremonies that probably makes Ken Starr think about popping pills again.
Huge prob: Judas' myriad fans would have gone ape-crap over this happy Romeo-and-Romeo fact had they ever found out, which is exactly why Judas—at his representatives' behest—went ahead and...
...not only dumped his partner and fiancé, but he took up with his latest leading lady instead. Jeez, how 2008, already.
And all because a pile of veteran Hollywood starmakers told J.J. that his way-decent career would become about as relevant as Lindsay Lohan's alcohol ankle monitor should he get hitched to the BF. And I can't decide which is the best part of all, that every tabloid around is buying J.J.'s just-pumped-up fake romance, or that Judas had the (typical) ass-wipe nerve to go back to the poor, dumped boyfriend and want sex.
What is it about dudes and dogs? So seldom can you tell the diff.
It Ain't: Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal
* For Judas Jack Off: Ted has eliminated as of 6/29/12 - Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds, Zac Efron, Milo Ventimiglia, Chad Michael Murray, Kellan Lutz, Taylor Kistch, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Orlando Bloom, Zac Efron, Benjamnin McKenzie, Brandon Routh, Ryan Seacrest, Michael C. Hall, Robert Buckley, Keanu Reeves, Ed Westwick, Ryan Reynolds, Bradley Cooper, Gale Harold, Matt Dallas, Nick Jonas, Tom Welling, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Josh Peck, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey, Owen Wilson, George Eads, Jared Leto, Mario Lopez, Hugh Jackman, Tom Sturridge, Taylor Lautner, Vince Vaughn, Leonardo DiCaprio, Shane West, Jason Manns, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Wentworth Miller, Sean Pyfrom, Penn Badgley, Matt Bomer, George Clooney, Alexander Skarsgard,Tom Hardy
* Eliminated for Dashed Dingle Dream (boyfriend) as of 8/21/11: J.C. Chasez, Joshua Jackson, Michael Rosenbaum, Drake Bell, Robert Pattinson, Austin Nichols, Colin Farrell, Lukas Haas, Ashton Holmes, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Luke Macfarlane, Penn Badgley, Sean Pyfrom, Hunter Parrish.
* * * Ted says JJO was NOT born in the USA.
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* OUR TOP SUSPECTS: Hayden Christensen and ?