Friday, February 20, 2009

Blind Vice: Another Gay Hunk Bites the Dust

New from Ted Cansablanca Awful Truth Feb 20:


Blind Vice: Another Gay Hunk Bites the Dust


Judas Jack-Off is a stunningly beautiful star. Gorgeous hair, supple muscles, good pro résumé, too. He's also as hot as he is coy and conniving. But by comparison, let's just say J.J. makes our ever-shy, closeted movie idol Toothy Tile look like an out-and-out saint of gay liberation and openness.
See, Judas, a gangly type with flat abs and the concrete ass to go with it, was planning on marrying his boyfriend. Out of the country, mind you, but marriage just the same. To a man! You know, one of those big gay ceremonies that probably makes Ken Starr think about popping pills again.
Huge prob: Judas' myriad fans would have gone ape-crap over this happy Romeo-and-Romeo fact had they ever found out, which is exactly why Judas—at his representatives' behest—went ahead and...
...not only dumped his partner and fiancé, but he took up with his latest leading lady instead. Jeez, how 2008, already.
And all because a pile of veteran Hollywood starmakers told J.J. that his way-decent career would become about as relevant as Lindsay Lohan's alcohol ankle monitor should he get hitched to the BF. And I can't decide which is the best part of all, that every tabloid around is buying J.J.'s just-pumped-up fake romance, or that Judas had the (typical) ass-wipe nerve to go back to the poor, dumped boyfriend and want sex.
What is it about dudes and dogs? So seldom can you tell the diff.
It Ain't: Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal

* For Judas Jack Off: Ted has eliminated as of 6/29/12 - Joe Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds, Zac Efron, Milo Ventimiglia, Chad Michael Murray, Kellan Lutz, Taylor Kistch, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Orlando Bloom, Zac Efron, Benjamnin McKenzie, Brandon Routh, Ryan Seacrest, Michael C. Hall, Robert Buckley, Keanu Reeves, Ed Westwick, Ryan Reynolds, Bradley Cooper, Gale Harold, Matt Dallas, Nick Jonas, Tom Welling, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Josh Peck, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey, Owen Wilson, George Eads, Jared Leto, Mario Lopez, Hugh Jackman, Tom Sturridge, Taylor Lautner, Vince Vaughn, Leonardo DiCaprio, Shane West, Jason Manns, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Wentworth Miller, Sean Pyfrom, Penn Badgley, Matt Bomer, George Clooney, Alexander Skarsgard,Tom Hardy

* Eliminated for Dashed Dingle Dream (boyfriend) as of 8/21/11: J.C. Chasez, Joshua Jackson, Michael Rosenbaum, Drake Bell, Robert Pattinson, Austin Nichols, Colin Farrell, Lukas Haas, Ashton Holmes, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Luke Macfarlane, Penn Badgley, Sean Pyfrom, Hunter Parrish.


* * * Ted says JJO was NOT born in the USA.

Please use the labels below to read our posts on the other JJO/DDD BVs.

* OUR TOP SUSPECTS: Hayden Christensen and ?

120 comments:

Liz said...

Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson?

Soren said...

Yep. Hayden Christensen.

duffgrl said...

I think Rachel/Hayden would be a good guess, but they have been together for 2 years and she is not his "latest" costar. I'm thinking this is a more recent hookup??

duffgrl said...

Daniel Radcliffe is reportedly dating Emma Watson.

tobyweiss.com said...

Hugh Dancy and Claire Danes.

Ethan said...

I say Hugh Dancy or Josh Lucas. Josh is just now "seeing" Rachel McAdams.

anony-2 said...

Hugh and Claire have been together for a while, I don't think she's his latest leading lady.

I also don't think Dan Rad is old enough to be getting married or dating Emma or that she would be called his "latest" leading lady.

I like the Josh Lucas guess.

Irene said...

Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese?

CynCamden said...

I don't see Jared Padalecki as 'gangly'. He's pretty build.

Mandy said...

I think it's Hayden and Rachel. Hayden fits the bill, and "just-pumped-up fake romance" makes sense because they were just recently engaged.

Kimberley said...

Also makes sense for H.C because of the nickname. Judas (a name in the bible right?) and Hayden's last name. Christensen sounds a lot like CHRISTIANsen, don't you think? Or am I grasping at straws here?

Kimberley said...

Also "out of the country" ie: Hayden's from Canada (yay) where gay marriage is legal.

Anna said...

One thing I would really like to know is how Ted comes up with the names for his BI's. If Hayden is indeed this one, then Kimberley's reasoning is correct. Toothy Tile -does JG have buck teeth?

Liz said...

Actually Rachel Bilson is is most recent costar- Jumper in 2008 and the next movie he did was with her as well, no other recent onces have come out yet.

Andrea said...

Can we really say Hayden has a "way decent career" and having a "good pro resume"?? Not sure.
Don't know who else I would think it would be though.

dunc said...

HC is only 6'1 and not gangaly or concrete assed.
Jared Padaleki 6'4 long limbed, recently pumped up and dating his leading lady.
I don't want this to true so please someone prove to me its not....suggest someone more plausable than HC!

Jennifer said...

What about the True Blood couple? He's gangly and from another country...

Anna said...

I'm blanking on the real name of the True Blood vampire Bill - he was married before and has kids. Can't be him. It has to be someone whose current relationship is as pumped up as JG and Reese.

duffgrl said...

Really don't think this is Josh Lucas!! He has dated Salma Hayek, Heather Graham, and some models...this sounds like someone who hasn't been w/ any women we know of until now.

MJRants said...

Completely Hayden and Rachel.

pomme said...

hayden christensen & rachel bilson!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
This is the first time I'm writing to you, and it's because I think I have guessed who Judas Jack-Off is. All clues point to the Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds, and he is one hunk who makes my gaydar go haywire, in spite of his marriage to ScarJo in 2008, hint hint. I know you won't tell me or anybody else who it actually is, but I so wish there was a way to find out whether I'm right or not.
— Your biggest Sri Lankan fan, Ness

Dear Broke-dar:
Hate to disappoint, but Ry is very much into women. Like, a lot. "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Zac Efron?
—Lance

Dear Zac Attack:
We're not exactly buying Zac and Vanessa's puppy love as the real thing, but Effy's not Jack-Off."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I have a feeling that Judas Jack-Off is Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia, who is having (or had, at any rate) a well-publicized romance with leading lady Hayden Panettiere. Could it be so?
—Villain-in-Training

Dear Hero Worship:
That is a fab guess, but sorry to say it's not Milo. Similar body types, though."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How does One Tree Hill's Chad Michael Murray grab you for Judas Jack-Off? Not a big enough name, perhaps?
—Sadie

Dear Slipped Away:
Right star level, wrong sexuality."

nuclearfield said...

From this post:

Dear Ted:
Fairly new to your site and column, but since I plan to make Robert Pattinson my mister someday, I have to know that Judas Jack-Off is not him. I am pretty sure it&'s not though, because I think from all your hints, it's Kellan Lutz! Am I correct?
—Kelly

Dear Wedding Planner:
Rest easy your Twilight soul, neither are Judas.

nuclearfield said...

Ugh, link didn't work very well - the full url is http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b102584_bitch-back_readers_play_matchmaker_rob.html

jessica said...

**GASP!**

ITS JARED Padalecki/ Jensen Ackles/ mcCOY/ CORTESE!!

omg! HOLY MOTHER OF JEZUS JELLY BEANS!
I SEE IT!

uhh i think the fandom is exploding right now!

bridget-x-alena said...

There's NO WAY it's Jared Padalecki, guys. First of all, Supernatural isn't even a BLIP on the tabloid mag radar. Also, a "good pro resume"? The only thing I can think of that would fit with Jared is working with Peter O'Toole, but that was, y'know...The Christmas Cottage, after all. It may be kind of suspicious that Ted hasn't eliminated Jared yet, but I really don't think it's him.

My guess would have to go to Hayden Christensen, but we'll probably never know anyways.

kasinuuk said...

Ted said "Right star level" about Chad Michael Murray... That really points to someone like Jared.

Isn't Hayden a bit above their class?

jessica said...

the supernatural fandom reallly DOES want to know... we've been speculating shit for a LONG LONG while and this has caused a total revolt! we are anxiously and patiently WAITING!!!!

blurry vice said...

Attention readers:

If you would like to send a letter to Ted asking him to eliminate someone, then send him an email. We copy and paste the posted questions with answers here. By posting a letter to Ted on this site he will not get it!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Fairly new to your site and column, but since I plan to make Robert Pattinson my mister someday, I have to know that Judas Jack-Off is not him. I am pretty sure it&'s not though, because I think from all your hints, it's Kellan Lutz! Am I correct?
—Kelly

Dear Wedding Planner:
Rest easy your Twilight soul, neither are Judas"

from MArch 4, thank you reader above!

J1255R_km said...

What about Wentworth Miller? There has always been speculation about he and his friend(I don't know his name). Though, I haven't seen/heard anything about him lately. Just throwing it out there.

J1255R_km said...

^^Never mind.

Ignore my last comment.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Orlando Bloom? It would be sad if it was.
—Cristina, N.J.

Dear Rest Easy:
JJO is so not Orlando's secret."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off's main gig outside of Hollywood? And if you are going to continue to tell tales about JJO and his BF, I think the BF needs one of your fabulous nicknames. Also, is said BF in the acting biz?
—Bizzend

Dear Introducing…:
We will be hearing more about Dashed Dingle-Dream quite soon, promise."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Zac Efron? Clues please. He and V.H. seem totally set up.
—Curious Cootch

Dear High School Drama:
Zac's not Judas, but duh on the convenient fauxmance there."

Jodi said...

Could it be Shia Lebeuf????
(please no please no please no.) lol

Oops said...

Its Hayden Christensen.

Judas = Anakin Skywalker
Jack off = the character he played in Life as a House gets high and jacks off in the opening scene. He is from Canada and gay marriage is legal. Plus Rachel Bilson was his leading lady in Jumper and the unreleased as of yet New York I Love You. The guy looks like he can't stand the midget.

Gay all the way.

dunc said...

Ted didn't say it wasn't Jared he avoided the question...he has not been eliminated.

jessica said...

Yea, Ted didnt eliminate Jared... He just commented on the picture. I know of MANY people that emailed about Jared (including myself) and he NEVER replied to us... Ofcourse this would be the perfect email to reply to since the person didnt ask ted if its jared directly.

Jill said...

"Dear Ted:
How would you say Judas Jack-Off compares to an actor like Michael C. Hall?
—Sadie, Vancouver

Dear Dex-Off:
He seems a bit shrimpier than MCH. But I think they have some things in common. Like costars."


Michael C. Hall just married Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his character's sister on "Dexter." Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles play brothers on "Supernatural." Could this be the costar connection Ted is referring to?

LuLU said...

not only that... but michael c hall is in a movie with milo ventimiglia... werent jared and milo in gilmore girls?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How would you say Judas Jack-Off compares to an actor like Michael C. Hall?
—Sadie, Vancouver

Dear Dex-Off:
He seems a bit shrimpier than MCH. But I think they have some things in common. Like costars.

Dear Ted:
Judas Jack-Off is Robert Buckley, has to be—he's just way to gorge. And is DDD in the music biz? Thanks, love your column!
—Laura

Dear Jacking Judas:
Buckley is a no show in our Blind Vice's, as of now. And Dashed is a bit less camera-happy than our boy JJO—another source of tension."

J2lover said...

Chace Crawford as JJO & JC Chasez as DDD?

J2lover said...

I just saw that Jared Padalecki is listed in the list of people JJO is NOT... have you confirmed that yet or is that someone just assuming you ruled him out?

kcwin said...

Jensen was in that 3D movie a couple of months ago.

blurry vice said...

We took Jared Padalecki off of our eliminated list. There was some confusion with Ted's wording. He is still in the running.

Just read this about what Ted wrtoe about Ed Westwick -

"Gossip Girl costars Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick gave the crowd a little PDA show over the weekend in L.A., where Ed participated in a Galaxy soccer event.

We don't know why, but every time we see them sorta get it on, we get sorta icked. It's not that it looks totally forced, or anything. There is no meshing chemistry there.

We're not asking for a Gisele-Tom hot makeout sesh every time, but even Gyllenspoon does the face groping better than these two. Where's the fire? The passion?

It's seriously lacking in this relaysh, folks. For kids this age, they should be way hornier. Or maybe we're just not seeing what really happens behind closed doors."

Talaria said...

It's Jared Padelecki. He has not been eliminated as the article suggests. It can't be HC because he's been with Rachel for years and Ted clearly says it's a recent hook-up with a co-star.

A couple days ago Ted confirmed that Jensen Ackles has been the subject of a blind vice.

kcwin said...

Well, Ted seems to tacitly confirm Jensen is the best candidate for 3D in today's Bitch-Back:

BrGirl: "Personally, if Dashed Dingle-Dream really is who I think he is (amazing eyes and lips, sexy voice 'n' smile, supercool TV show?), I'd die for that guy."

She obviously meant Jensen and Ted didn't disagree with this description.

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blurry vice said...

""Dear Ted:
Are you a fan of Supernatural? Just wondering if you're a fan of either one those two smokin'-hot guys!
—Susan

Dear Burnin' Love:
Haven't given the show a proper watch, but the A.T. is definitely a drooling fan of stars Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. Almost as much of a fan as they are for each other!""

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So you've told us that Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki are pretty into each other (and thank you so much for that, the curiosity was killing me). Just wondering how serious that is? Anything you could tell us would be great!
—Ged

Dear Padalackles:
I don't mean to start any rumors here, pumpkin, truly, but the two Supernatural studs are as close as fictional brothers can be, or so I hear. Does that mean there's no possibility that they might get all super and natural with each other? Of course not...but you didn't hear it from me."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Awful Truth:
Do Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream have something in common with Robsten besides the fact that both couples are gorgeous? I'm thinking that like Robsten and Summit, JJO-DDD have their own front-office devils putting on pressure for them to keep up appearances. And if that's so, how are the guys handling it? Are they buckling under, or are we going to see them rise up and take a stand à la Kristen and Rob?
—Angela

Dear Blind No Longer:
The front is definitely still up (and trust, there are more parties involved than just the two of them), so the Robsten comparison is spot-on. But there's no coming-out party scheduled any time soon, especially if the speculation about them keeps growing."

"Dear Awful Truth:
You've been mentioning the Supernatural boys a lot lately. It's making me nervous! Please tell me Jensen Ackles has never been a Blind Vice.
—J.W.

Dear Winking Winchester:
Why do you ask? Is there, um, a specific Blind Vice you might be referring to, pal?"

"Dear Awful Truth:
Why do you refer to Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles as Jackles, when everyone in fandom calls them J2 (Jay-squared)?
—Dee

Dear Oops!:
We stand corrected. J2 from now on, trust."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Awful Truth:
I was thinking that maybe Judas Jack-Off is Bradley Cooper, especially after watching his latest weird dates with Jennifer Aniston and Renée Zellweger. Could it be him?
—Mchh

Dear Bradsturbation:
It could be, but nope, it's not."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Awful Truth:
Do you know if Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream's beards know what's going on between the two bromancers? And which one is hotter in your opinion: Jackles or Judas and D3?
—Eu

Dear Hot and Bothered:
Doesn't every bearded lady have at least an inkling of knowledge of what's really going on with her partner? Some just choose to ignore it. And those two duos exude just about the same degree of heat!"

"Dear Awful Truth:
After watching Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream's recent performance, I believe they are no longer nooky active and are maybe not even on good terms. Am I the only one seeing this?
—Kate M

Dear Gay Guess:
That obviously depends if you were watching the right performance in the first place, doesn't it? You seem awfully confident. Awfully."

"Dear Awful Truth:
Something was wrong with J2 this Sunday at the Supernatural convention in Vancouver. Jared and Jensen sat far apart until the moderator told them to sit closer. The oh-so-private Jensen talked awkwardly about his girlfriend and said that they have great chemistry. And Jared called J2 fans "strange people with bizarre fantasies." What happened? Are they freaking out because the Awful Truth mentioned them a few times lately?
—Strange Girl

Dear Whaaat?
Our simple little blog? Nah. What could we possibly do?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Would you say that Judas Jack-Off and his boyfriend Dashed Dingle-Dream are at the same level of fame?
—Sarah

Dear It's All Relative:
Yes."

blurry vice said...

JJO/DDD

"Dear Ted:
Are Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki the new Cary Grant and Randolph Scott? PS: Your awful team did a hell of a good job, but it's great seeing you on board again!
—Audrey

Dear Pair Up:
In terms of class and sophistication? Nowhere close. In regards to something else? Perhaps. And thanks, that's why they're here!"


"Dear Ted:
Why are you so easy on Dashed Dingle-Dream (comparing to Judas Jack-Off) when it's becoming apparent that he's the one on a "bearding mission" nowadays and has been using this disgusting system for a longer time than his partner in crime?
—Audrey

Dear Hairy Situation:
I'm not easy on either—just think how Judas acted was so rude that I sympathize more with Dashed. DDD's current behavior was set in motion by Jack-Off's jerk ways."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love your column, despite all the Robsten insanity. And I'm so glad you're finally starting to pay attention to my own guilty pleasure: the Supernatural (and superhot) guys. While you seem to have some kind of preference toward Jared Padalecki, I'm such a Jensen Ackles girl. So naturally I'm aware he's been with actress Danneel Harris from One Tree Hill for more than three years, now. Just wondering: Why don't they just tie the knot, already? Don't you think Jared would be an amazing best man? Many Brazilian kisses to you and your team—love them!
—Eu

Dear Jackles Love:
That wouldn't be how I would arrange the marriage if I got to decide."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Gale Harold?
—estarmuta

Dear Gale Gazing:
No, babe, sorry to disappoint. Think even yummier."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I actually found you while I was looking up some info on Jared Padalecki. I've been a fan of Supernatural since the show first started. Two questions: First, what is your definition of a beard (just wanted to make sure I understand that correctly)? And second, what do you think of Jensen Ackles and Daneel Harris' relationship? Is it real? Any info would be greatly appreciated.
—Angie

Dear So Proper:
A beard is a person who knowingly enters into a romantic relationship in order to help reduce speculation into the other person's sexuality. A double-beard is when that partner is simultaneously veiling their own sexuality, as well. Hollywood, as a result, is an incredibly follicle-filled town."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I don't even care about Twilight, and yet I'm obsessed with all of the Robsten drama. What kind of voodoo do you work, anyway? I have a few questions about Dashed Dingle-Dreams. Are Dashed and his beard on the same network by any chance? And just what did JJO do to win him back in the first place? Hope things work out with those two in the future.
—Twice Shy

Dear Too Close for Comfort:
If you're so confident, why don't you just out them already?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Matt Dallas?
—Farah

Dear Running Out of Guesses:
Nope—think of a dude much more obviously one half of a manly pair."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I have a good guess for Judas Jack-Off: Nick Jonas. Great hair, sweet face and I never believed in his faux-mance with Miley Cyrus.
—Erica

Dear Justin & Britney Jr.:
There was nothing faux there, sorry!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How would you say Jared Padalecki compares to Judas Jack-Off?
?Xo.max

Dear Interesting:
They're both...cute?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've looked around the Net, and I'm amazed that some people still refuse to believe that Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle Dream are...well, you-know-who. I'm not a Blind Vice expert, but this one is as easy as Toothy Tile, right? I know that some people are in serious denial about their crush being gay, but that's really getting ridiculous! Your hints were more like anvils. What more do they need? Even if you posted a big picture of them, they still wouldn't believe it. Sad.
—Captain

Dear Oh Wise One:
Please, enlighten me...who are they?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I've finally solved one of your B.V.'s. Tom Welling is Judas Jack-Off right? With Michael Rosenbaum as Dashed Dingle-Dream?
—Smallville Fan

Dear Way Off:
Nope, sorry! Think a lot steamier than Smallville (no offense to your fandom)."

(same network as supernatural. used to be on the same night)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My guess is Jonathan Rhys Meyers is Judas Jack-Off. I say I'm right, so what do you say?
—Sassy

Dear Kinda Close:
But I say—so sorry, better luck next time! (Think less lofty in the acting dept., too.)"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Texas isn't all bad. It's the home of Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.
—Oppen

Dear All for Texas:
What's so special about them?"

Matan4il said...

"Are Josh Peck and Drake Bell (of Drake * Josh) Judas J-O and Dashed Dingle-Dream? They seem to be all about that "brotherly love".. ;P http://youtube.com/watch?v=2zBwjumkFDQ

and Ted replied: "Dear Ha!: Love that you went there with these Nickelodeon kids, but keep guessing. And no, it's nobody on a kiddie network."

Anonymous said...

Is Jared Padalecki Judas Jack-Off and Jensen Ackles Dashed Dingle-Dream?

Curious said...

Hi Ted,
Love this blog! Especially JJO and DDD. I am really dying to know if it's Jared and Jensen- I think it is even though it's hard to believe Jared would act that way. I would hope he would have a little more class than treating Jensen that way! So they were together at the Vancouver airport recently....are things getting better between Jared and Jensen. Oh sorry I mean JJO and DDD??

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You used to say you like Jackles, but I barely see you update them recently. You didn't even put "real photos" of them there! I mean when they are really together after work, not the ones from red carpets or from Supernatural episode shoots! Are they really that boring to talk about? You know this duo probably won't last long. They said they both have girlfriends. One of them might just get married tomorrow who knows! So please give us something.

Dear Missed the Mark:
Honey, they're hardly boring! They just make it difficult for me to talk about them since they have so many well-guarded secrets."

Anonymous said...

So, for sure, Jensen Ackles is engaged to Danneel Harris.She said YES on Twitter and JustJared announced it. Jared Padalecki ,it was said on Friday, got engaged to Miss Genievee Coerteze. Does this throw water on your Judas Jack off and DDD or is that the Closet you are talking DDD+JJJ hiding far inside behind the lumber jack shirts? It is so weird they announded their engagement about the same time?

kcwin said...

So that's why Ted said, "Honey, they're hardly boring! They just make it difficult for me to talk about them since they have so many well-guarded secrets."

The Ackles/Harris engagement is like a big shout-out to Ted. Let's see how Padalecki reacts to the news now that DDD has been turned the table on JJO.

TruthIsOutThere said...

kcwin--you mean they were hiding their engagemengts? I don't think that is what Ted meant. I think it goes a bit deeper than that and this seems like a sick game of "one upmenship" to many. They both get engaged in the same week, both at sporting events and both use their agents to confirm it like a well planned play!

Also, if you look, recently, the boys have not been seen in public together, had any "friend" pictures taken and its almost like Ackles and Padalecki are avoiding one another like the plague! Ted, help us out here! Is there a hidden agenda and what's with the strange timing?

Curious said...

OMG!! He's engaged??!! What's this about Jared also being engaged! What The ??? Say it ain't so!!! I swear I would of bet bucks they were together- although things for a while seem to not be the same between them. Even their show interaction seems different- IMO. Which would confirm the JJO and DDD theory....now this? Oh man Chicago con should be pretty interesting this weekend!! Ted give us something!

Anonymous said...

What have you got to say about Jensen Ackles and Danneel's engagement Ted? What is going on here?

Looking at those photos yesterday - Id e worried if my finance looked as miserable as Jensen does in those photos when we were just announcing our engagement.

Anonymous said...

What have you got to say about Jensen Ackles and Danneel's engagement Ted? What is going on here?

Looking at those photos yesterday - Id e worried if my finance looked as miserable as Jensen does in those photos when we were just announcing our engagement.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've been noticing that there are a couple of shows (Heroes, Supernatural and The Vampire Diaries) that feature a pair of brothers that seem, well...close. A little too close, if you ask me. Is it just me or are other people seeing this too? It's like they're aiming for brotherly love and then every now and then it just comes out as some kind of weird sexual tension. I'm positive it's not being deliberately added into the show, so my theory is that it's either really bad acting, writing or direction, or it's real-life chemistry between the cast shining through. What are your thoughts? Am I totally crazy?
—Radha

Dear Sex on Sex:
There's always sexual tension on sets between stars. Always. They're probably doing other things off set, too, let's not kid ourselves! And chill, E! lawyers, we're not saying it's with their brotherly companions."

blurry vice said...

Yep Jensen is engaged

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b152814_jensens_engaged_jackles_in_trouble.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
George Eads is engaged, and now Jensen Ackles. I see a pattern here...But thumbs up to Matthew Bomer!
—Closet

Dear Wise One:
I must say even I'm a little thrown off by the pattern. Can you enlighten me please?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
The majority of the time I have your back, but when you replied to a letter about Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki with: "What's so special about them?", I was caught a bot off guard. As a loyal Jackles fan, it's my duty to inform you of the major talent and hotness of these two wonderful men. I had the opportunity to meet these guys at the Supernatural convention in 2008, and they were sweet and awesome. So, come on, Teddy Bear, share in the J.A./J.P. love!
—Shan

Dear Sharebear:
Maybe it's cause I don't watch the show religiously. But I can appreciate the hotness, promise. Now what do you make of Jared's engagement?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Hey Ted, is George Eads Judas Jack-Off?
—You-Won't-Answer-This-Because-I'm-Right

Dear Overly Confident:
Nope! Try again, love! Though you got the right chiseled jaw, I'll say that much."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:

With all of the hoopla over Jensen Ackles getting engaged, people are speculating that one reason is that this will be Supernatural's last season. If this is indeed true, what do you think that means for Jackles (or Padackles, as I prefer to call them)? Will their epic bromance stand the test of time and new-found distance? Or will it fade into oblivion as so many friendships do?
—Next-door neighbors

Dear Bye-Bye Bromance:
If it's true bromance, they'll stay together. Have some faith!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I believe it's better to die of embarrassment than of ignorance. So I am asking you if Robert Pattison is the infamous Dashed Dingle-Dream. I really don't care who is his JJO because my guess for Judas is even more challenging.
—Brave Girl

Dear Sorry to Disappoint:
But Rob stars in his Blind Vice."

Anonymous said...

i was re-reading old comments and came across this Q&A...
didn't MCH marry JC was plays is sister on Dexter??...interesting...

"Dear Ted:
How would you say Judas Jack-Off compares to an actor like Michael C. Hall?
—Sadie, Vancouver

Dear Dex-Off:
He seems a bit shrimpier than MCH. But I think they have some things in common. Like costars.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I have another guess for Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream: Jared Leto and Colin Farrell. Warm or ice-cold? Also, I'd like to know if the gorgeous and camera-shy Gale Harold has already been the subject of one of your Blind Vices.
—A

Dear Throwin' Out Names:
Jared and Colin: cold. It's no secret that Colin loves the ladies. And Jared is too douchey. As for Gale, never. He's really not an operator, which is sort of required to be a Blind Vice alum. "


"Dear Ted:
Just throwing some ideas around in my head and wondered if Mario Lopez is JJO. The guy sure comes off as douchey enough to me.
—Sarah

Dear Nooo:
Judas is definitely not as grossly buff as Lopez. "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So love of my Internet life, I have some guesses for you. Harry and La Feelya Fun Tanked....Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick? Smokey Shooter...Ashton Kutcher. Judas Jack-Off....Hugh Jackman. Am I close?
—Scorned Sunshine

Dear Fun Guesses:
Oh so wrong on the Fun Tanked couple...Kevin and Kyra are too normal to be Vices. As for Hugh Jackman, you've got the wrong Vice, dollface! Think less hunky, fer shizzles."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In response to your question about what is it about Jared that makes everyone want him to have his own post? I think the dimples have something to do with it.
—Soud

Dear Don't Worry:
Jackles and their respective ladies will be an A.T. staple for a while."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I can't get through a day without you—I worry when I haven't seen you by lunch. I have a Blind Vice guess I'm about a million years late on: Are Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream Chad Michael Murry and Sophia Bush? And how would anyone ever know they are correct? You can't just come out and say so?
—Cara

Dear Gender Confused:
For Sophia Bush to be Dashed Dingle-Dream, Judas' tossed to the side ex-boyfriend, she would have to be packing some heat...if you know what I mean. If sexy Sophia had the, um, "equipment," to be anyone's ex-boyfriend that would be quite the Blind Vice in itself!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Some people have suggested the big secret you have on Jensen Ackles has nothing to do with Jared but is about his fiancée, Danneel Harris. Like...maybe his fiancée lied about her age? She looks much older than the D.O.B. listed on her IMDB bio page.
—Akara

Dear Not So Fast:
Interesting theory, but, hardly true. And I wouldn't give too much credit to every fact over at IMDB. Plenty o' mistakes there."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Supernatural fans are not happy campers right now. In your latest BB you wrote, "I love what my readers love, and there seems to be this insane fascination with these two." So, basically, you've admitted to writing about Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles only because it gives you hits from the fans. Does that mean that your sweet talk about the suspicious engagements of the Supernatural hunks is only based on the wishful thinking the fans express and unsubstantial rumors?
—BB

Dear Oh, Please:
I love how you write, "so basically you've admitted..." No. I did not say that, you did. If I love what the fans love, then, by all means, we will always have a deal."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Out of Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, and Brad Pitt and George Clooney, who would you pick as having Hollywood's best bromance (or mutual straight-guy man-crush) and why? Cheers!
—Radha

Dear I Love You, Man:
Pitt-Clooney may be a classic, but right now the hottest bromance is definitely Jackles. And I'm not just picking these two sexy studs because Danneel Harris will Twittack me if I say otherwise."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'd like to know everything about Judas Jack-Off, the hottest B.V. since Toothy Tile. Do the two of them have something in common? I think they do. I believe that they are of similar age and that they go out a lot with their respective boyfriends: movies, dinner, shopping and walks. Surprisingly, and as Toothy did, Judas now holds hands with a woman in public. Could you confirm if I am correct?
—Sandra

Dear Blinding Similarities:
Hollywood hotties? Check. In the closet? Check. Beards? Check. I guess they do have a few things in common."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I don't know what Jared Padalecki has done to you or what you have against him. He keeps a low profile, doesn't seem like a major party animal and goes home to his two rescue dogs; plus, actors on Supernatural always have lovely things to say about him. Yes, he probably has secrets. But if being JJO is not his secret, could you stop dragging him through the coals? Or do you get some sort of pleasure when people start hating on a guy based on blind speculation, especially if it came from you?
—Alena

Dear Whoa, Baby:
Last I checked, you readers were the ones making the B.V. guesses."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
There are only two gangly and gorgeous guys that I can think of when guessing the identity of Judas Jack-Off: Chace Crawford or Jared Padalecki. Could you tell me if I'm on the right track?
—Cappella

Dear Hunks:
You are in the sense that Judas is dreamy!"

blurry vice said...

feb 12

"Dear Ted:
Were either JJO or DDD born outside of the United States?
—C

Dear Customs Agent:
Too big a clue, babe...good question, though."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b166827_bitch-back_everyone_hates_john_mayer.html#ixzz0ikI5r9CR

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are two of your favorite gay B.V.s, Crescent Kumquat and Judas Jack-Off, native of the same geographical area? And why do Toothy Tile and Grey Goose have couples issues? Toothy dropped/was dropped by his beard and seems happy about it; Grey only use his fag-hag for red carpet events and very rare paparazzi pictures. They're both working as usual, so it should be like their second honeymoon phase instead of the "Is it your CD or mine?" moment.
—A

Dear Blinded by the Slight:
Just like with straight couples, gay couples suffer from competitive careeritis, too. As is the case with Tooth 'n' Grey. And no to the geo query."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
While playing six degrees of separation with the CW (again!), I remembered that Jared Padalecki got his start on Gilmore Girls where he and Chad Michael Murray first acted together. I remember reading once upon a time that these two were close. Is this still the case? I only ever hear about him being buddy buddy with Jensen Ackles these days. If not, was there a falling out. Love your column, by the way.
—Nikki

Dear Too Bad Chad:
Jared and Jensen's bromance was fate, need I say more?"

Angelique said...

Dear Ted:
Can you tell us if JJO was ever engaged before he planned to marry DDD - and if JJO and DDD were officially engaged even if they kept it hush-hush...??? Also, can you tell us the current standings of JJO's and DDD's availability (i.e. married, engaged, still single)...???

Thanks!!

blurry vice said...

Angelique -

This website is not Ted's. We are a group of 4 sisters who discuss blind items. If you want to email Ted Casablanca of The Awful Truth, you can email him a letter at tedc@eonline.com

He will not answer a question here. We copy and paste some of his letters on our site if we think it has a hint to a blind item.

Angelique said...

I'm sorry...

I realized that about an hour after I had posted, but at the time we had a wicked storm going through our area and lost power. Today was the first day that I've had my computer back and I've been playing catch-up ever since!! :)

I'll email Ted and hopefully he'll answer!! *fingers crossed*

blurry vice said...

Angelique -
No worries! No need to apologize! You are not the first person to do that. I'm just letting you know in case you were waiting for a response from Ted here. :)

pikespeak said...

I'm still shocked they BOTH got married within so little time of each other.

It's like they were being obviously sloppy about it.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
When you first told us about Judas Jack-Off, he was planning to marry Dashed out of the country until his reps talked him out of it. Now that they are back together, do you think they might finally tie the knot?
—Meg

Dear Abroad-Sided:
Heck no. Judas is très wary of his relaysh with D3 becoming public—hence all the drama they've been through. There's no way he'd even consider getting hitched, even in some far-off locale."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I haven't guessed in a while any of the B.V.s so I am going for Keanu Reeves as Judas Jack-Off and Sharon Stone as Maribeth Bush, because she showed everyone hers in the film Basic Instinct. Also, Elisabetta Canalis isn't as bad as you guys make her out to be. She's actually a nice person. She's popular in Italy for more than her calendars, too.
—Lily

Dear Roaming Free:
You may need to get your Vice radar checked, Lil, 'cause you're way off on both counts. Well, closer on M.B. (but think younger!). No hard feelings to Elisabetta here...lucky gal."

Eric said...

This is so Robert Pattison and Tom Sturridge.

It makes total sense... Especially with the hints about being 'so 2008', marrying outside the country (they're both British), and Robert's career is in a position where he could dump a lesser known Tom Sturridge and have it portrayed as a 'betrayal'.

Adding to that, don't they have civil unions in the UK?

I get far more of a gay vibe from both Robert and Tom than I do from either Jensen or Jared.

eburgess said...

Ted wrote on Dec 22, 2010, that Jensen and Jared are just best friends. If he is telling the truth how can they be Judas and Dashed? I'm confused

Lisa said...

Jared Padalecki and Chad Michael Murry. JP has not been eliminated for either JJO or DDD- CMM has only been eliminated as JJO.

Jared & Gen ? funny how it all coincides with Ted's "outings".

The CW has a massive hold over its actors.

Nate Morehead said...

Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick. Ed was only eliminated from begin JJO. He and Chase were thisclose - and then split up by their handlers.

Nate Morehead said...

begin - being

Oh...and also....

"Some day when it hits you, you'll chuckle to yourself, promise"

chuckle.........chuck

RockStarrySkies said...

Im gonna take a WILD guess on this one...

Wentworth Miller for JJO

Rumor had it he dated his leading lady Sarah Wayne Calies but rumor also had it he was after or possibly dating TR Knights ex Luke McFarlane.

I'd also assume that D3 would be Luke.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream the very sexy Matt Bomer and Hunter Parrish?
—MooKinda

Dear Paired Up:
No, but I wish they were. Matt Bomer is absolutely gorgeous, and Hunter ain't too shabby either. In fact, think a bit less attractive (but not too much) and

maybe you'll pinpoint JJO and DDD."

stairslave said...

I know I'm late to the party (as always) but I would guess Ed Westwick/Chace Crawford or maybe Zachary Levi?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Has anyone thought about this being Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth? They started dating around 2009, she was his leading lady in Straw Dogs and tbh, I only see Skarsgard around men: there are about 3 guys that are always around him, even during his relationship with Bosworth he was only seen on the red carpet with those guys (don't remember their names, don't even know if they are actors, but they are his 'friends' from Sweden). Maybe one of these is the boyfriend he wanted to marry? Maybe gay marriage is legal in Sweden? haha nobody is prolly gonna read this, it's waaaay old:p

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Oh and not to mention Bosworth/Skarsgard have the same PR person, they could have set it up. Andddd, there are rumors Orlando Bloom was featured in a blind with Bosworth, she being the sweet Bertha-something Orlando was cheating on with dudes.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I don't recall all of the guesses for who Judas Jack-Off is so my guess is George Clooney. The clues seem to point to him...serial dater, drop-dead gorgeous,

and his last two GFs could be considered almost "gasp" long term.
—J

Dear Detective Gray Hair:
Even though your deductions are all quite impressive (not to mention correct), alas, George is not Judas. George, in the end, has far more finesse than does

Judas—apart from being very different men with very different tastes—and not just in women.

Dear Ted:
You've described Judas Jack-Off as a serial dater whose last two GFs were long term. Has JJO's fake relationships been smooth sailing or has he and his

beards had ups and downs?
—Love, Agusta

Dear The New Normal:
Smooth sailing, for the most part. Judas isn't in the biz of drawing too much attention to himself and his "special" lady friends, he just likes the public

to know they're there (so a few paparazzi-snapped outings help!). Then they break-up, always claiming they'll stay pals!"

The Scorpio said...

Been working on this Blind Item for years...and it still stumps me...but I do have a guess for J.J. [Ian Somerhalder] would be my educated guess...he seems to fit the criteria...to an extent.

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