Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Lainey- her nickname for him

Lainey riddle - 

Her nickname for him

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she's been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn't been shy about sharing, is "Monster Cock". Which is flattering, I guess, if you're in college or Vegas. But it's probably a little immature and maybe even a little disrespectful, all things considered.

Top suspects: Miranda Kerr/James Packer, Jennifer Lawrence/Chris Martin, Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon

35 comments:

duffgrl said...

Off the top of my head-
Charlize/Sean or
Amber Heard/ Johnny Depp

Eztizen said...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? They've been talking a lot about his giant dick lately.

Tina said...

Chris Martin and JLaw popped into my mind. But he is a rock star, so lots of people could see why a young woman would go for him. Charlize and Sean Penn is a great guess (thinking about Sean Penn with a monster cock is gross) , although why would it be disrespectful?

CYR said...

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs.

linzmrjinx said...

For sure JLaw and Chris Martin.
Think about it....She is a gorgeous superstar, and he is a physically underwhelming musician with pure talent.
PLUS, "the all things considered" comment, brings up her recent public outing of all her intimate photos, and the fact that she should know better than brag about dick size to random friends, knowing that she is exposing intimate physical details in the same way she was exposed.
BAM!

SAtxgrl said...

I'm thinking Sophia Vergara & Joe Manganiello.

MD1979 said...

Don't see this being Charlize and Sean. Lainey has indicated that they're together because they're both miserable assholes that no one else can stand, just that it's not widely known that Charlize is so nasty, whereas Sean's rep as such is well established.

I like the J.Law / Martin guess. Weren't they just in Vegas for the I Heart Radio festival? The explains the Vegas reference in the blind. Also, Detective Google tells me she made a video for the University of Louisville recently, supporting the college basketball team - which explains the "college" reference: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jennifer-lawrence-lends-her-voice-to-university-of-louisville-201417
Also as linzmrjinx pointed out, it's disrespectful and immature since she just got hacked and her photos were leaked - you'd think someone in that position would be a bit more sensitive about other people's privacy esp recently divorced father of two...

Martin Lawrence FTW!

LP said...

First couple that came to my mind: Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden.

Kristin Wigs said...

I was thinking Kerr-Packer or Olsen-Sarkozy, but Martin Lawrence would make sense as well.

Though how would talking about Martin's penis be disrespectful?

Screw it. Bar Rafaeli and Pope Francis.

duffgrl said...

I like the Diaz/Madden guess.
For some reason I don't see this being Martin Lawrence. Lainey said of his appeal for JLaw: …"for her? Well, he's the lead singer of a major rock band". But, I can see JLaw telling people this.

Kristin Wigs said...

I feel bad for the real Martin Lawrence. His google alerts have to be completely out of whack.

Heather Todd said...

Really weird guess: Celine Dion and Rene? His attraction for her - understandable, and her attraction for him?

if you're in college or VEGAS

maybe even disrespectful, all things considered... as he is supposedly sick.

Really weird guess. But there it is.

Really Totally said...

There isn't a lot to work with, although if she's been going around saying it, I'm sure it'll come out (no pun intended!)

It does seem like a fairly new couple, definitely not a couple who's been intimate for years.

"Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? " - seems like the size appears to be ONLY reason to see the attraction, so he's not that obviously hunky, nor accomplished/talented/fantastic human being. Chris Martin does have the famous and talented rock star thing going, so maybe not him?

This is curious: "maybe even a little disrespectful, all things considered." - maybe he's had a prostate cancer scare or something..? Though that's usually an older gent's problem. Or maybe his or her dad had cancer?

Or maybe he or she has prestigious (royal, political aristocratic) connections, so that association with monster cocks is not cool?

Or Penn&Theron, maybe, with the "Monster" movie reference. Or is there any new model-commoner couplings? I could quite easily see a model going around saying immature things.

Penny Lane said...

Amal & George? Haha.

I took the 'disrespectful' bit to be a hint that the guy was older and, perhaps - and this is a stretch - that he was on the ugly side ('Monster'). I initially thought a model, as someone else said, and Kerr-Packer sprang to mind, but I like the Martin Lawrence guess, because: this blind has a young vibe to it ('college', 'going around telling her friends'); I can imagine JLawbeing a loudmouth about this; and 'disrespectful, all things considered' could very well relate to not only Chris's age but she'd also be rubbing it in the face of Gwyneth (excuse the pun), who would undoubtedly think that kind of talk would be low classy, as Lainey would say. Publicly anyway.

Andrew said...

Haha at the FKA/Pattinson guess. While I sort of love the idea of Rob being massively hung, I just don't see it at all.

J.Law/Martin makes sense only for the last bit, but this is really vague. She'll probably hint at it more in the next few days.

Jamie said...

JLaw Martin. She's brash, monster cock seems like something she'd day. It's disrespectful because he's still married.

Jane Ainslie said...

Years ago I was on a trip in The Outback in Australia, and the women next to me was a Sydney socialite. She said James Packer was quite unintelligent, but had the biggest dick any woman had ever seen. So I am thinking James Packer and Miranda Kerr would fit the description.

blurry vice said...

The Duchess Catherine and Prince William

blurry vice said...

I do think Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin fit. All things considered may be that his divorce is so recent ... Is the divorce even final yet?

Really Totally said...

I googled James Packer, and I’m quite into the Miranda Kerr-Packer guess now.

She does appear to be pretty immature and attention-seeking (the Bieber hook-up?!) and I could totally picture her going around saying that. Kerr is on Lainey's radar, and Lainey seems to consider her to be a bit trashy.

He’s certainly not that attractive of a choice despite his billions. And since he’s older (47) and a very prominent business man who deals with quite conservative markets (e.g. luxury-resorts, aimed at the Asian market) and has just started a big philanthropic fund, being nicknamed a Monster Cock might not be good for his reputation. I.e., could be considered somewhat disrespectful.

And if Jane Ainslie's piece of gossip is true, the anatomy would fit too.

carl lewi said...

It has to be Nick Cannon & any number of desperates. Monster Cock would refer to the initials MC which could be considered disrespectful although if it is referring to him as a person I think it's pretty spot on.

Janice Navi said...

@linzmrjinx. "Underwhelmingly attractive"??
"Gorgeous Superstar"? She is marginally attractive.. At best. Superstar? Average actress.
What planet are you from

Really Totally said...

Fortunately, Janice Navi, individual matters of taste are really not important here, so everyone here is ok with your passion for Chris Martin.

Only thing that matters on this site is trying to figure out blind vices. For that purpose, we need to figure out how the writer of the BV feels about different people and if that fits the BV. And based on Lainey’s previous writings, what linzmrjinx said would be roughly what Lainey probably thinks about Martin & Lawrence.

But, I still prefer the Kerr-Packer guess. Jennifer Lawrence can be a bit naive, but doesn’t appear to be dumb enough for this. And based on her reaction to the hacking scandal, she sounds too private to go around telling about her boyfriend’s anatomy. And, based on her recent quote about preferring farters over passionate love, it doesn’t sound like she’d excuse the relationship just by Martin’s possible bedroom prowess.

As for Nick Cannon, this relationship seems to be public and somewhat established, has he got one?

lovenhaight said...

This has to be Diaz/Madden. I think the Vegas thing refers to the movie she did with Ashton Kutcher.

Winter said...

Lainey just posted "Jenny McCarthy talks about Donnie Wahlberg's dick"...

Ingrid M said...

Albert de Monaco and Princess Bride

Karlo Aguilar said...

Lainey just confirmed to her post today that the singer who hooked up with him is most likely Taylor Swift.


"We compared and contrasted George Clooney and Nickelback. That turned out to be a punchline.

But no one asked me about that Taylor Swift blind riddle…

Next time?"

janetmartin415 said...

Charlize and Sean Penn? She was in Monster and that would make her comment SO inappropriate.

Kristin Wigs said...

You mean the Notes on a Love Triangle?

Mandy Moore/hubby/Swift?

Unknown said...

I think Lainey has dropped a few clues that she believes TS is all about the random hook-ups these days, but I'm skeptical about Lainey's TS info since she seems to have an agenda there e.g. she's written about Swifty's bearding relationships in the past as if they were legit (e.g. Harry Styles).

But regardless of whether Lainey is credible when it comes to TS, the BI says that the singers had a similar sound and origin. It's a bit ambiguous about which two are meant to have a similar sound, but I don't think Swift matches either Moore (Swift was country; Moore was bubblegum pop) or Adams (I think Adams has a Nashville connection, but was his sound ever anything like early-Swift music??)

Even with that quibble, so far I suppose Swift is the best guess.

Lauren Tess said...

I think Lainey actually dropped a huge hint here re: Love Triangle

http://www.laineygossip.com/Miranda-Lambert-wins-big-at-CMA-Awards-2014/31766?celebrityId=21393

Unknown said...

That does seem like a major giveaway for some blind item, but Lambert doesn't seem to fit the cheated on person in the Love Triangle BI. Other than a L&O appearance, she hasn't dabbled in acting, plus Lainey pours it on about how successful Lambert's been at a young age. The BI person seems like she hasn't been terribly successful at acting or singing.

Lainey does seem to imply that Blake is a dog & might have hooked up with Taylor. (He looks like a hockey dad to me, so I don't get why Taylor would go there, but who knows?)

Lauren Tess said...

You're right ... maybe it was just a hint that Blake and Taylor hooked up, which may or may not point to the love triangle blind at all!

blurry vice said...

I really like the Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey guess.

There is also the Jenny McCarthy/Mark Wahlberg hint now too.

Too many options here.

jm_hoosier said...

I think this one is Jennifer Lawrence/Chris Martin. Lainey's been pretty open that she doesn't understand what JLaw would see in Chris, when it's obvious what he would see in her.

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