Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Lainey - Oxy Love

Apologies for the delay on getting these recent Lainey riddles up. 

This one is from August 21 -

Oxy Love

To the outsider, they don’t seem to have much in common. The internet doesn’t seem to understand their relationship. But it’s serious, lasting a lot longer than people thought it would. How have they prevailed? Love, sure. And also…oxycontin. They’re both addicted to oxy and often spend days at home, wrapped up in each other, doing oxy, back to her old habits. But he’s been partying for a long time, somehow he manages to make the bare minimum at work. So when they hooked up, she just kinda fell into that lifestyle. It’s not like she has to worry about money. And it’s not like she has the kind of job where anyone’s waiting on her to show up either. She’s already a boss as it is and then there will always be a mirror to hold her up.

Top suspects: Mary Kate Olsen, Oliver Sarkozy

8 comments:

blurry vice said...

I know a few people were commenting that this was about an Olsen twin. (yawn).

Bec said...

Timberlake and Biel... "mirror" is his song about her - "It's like you're my mirror...", and other sites have claimed Biel has a prescription drug addiction, and that she's also addicted to having Timberlake care for her when she's 'sick' from the 'medication'. She famously has no acting career to speak of, but she's a 'boss' with non-acting business interests. She's got residuals and an uberwealthy husband, so no money worries.

LoRo PR said...

My first thought was Charlize and Sean.
Lainey has often remarked how surprising their relationship is.
Lainey has hinted at Charlize having drug problems before - cocaine specifically and that her son helped clean her up - and obviously Sean has history.
"He has been partying for a long time..."
Mirror could reference the Snow White movie she was in.

Dennis Ailor said...

That woman has her fans snowed. She's a clone of Kathryn H. Both ars narcissistic at best. Glad Stewart ran, because he finally got rid of her control freak high horse ways.

Seer said...

This one is tough- I was thinking Demi Lovato and Wilder Valderrama, except now Demi is clean, supposedly. But Timerlake/Biel makes the most sense, I guess.

Brooke said...

I don't think this is Biel/Timberlake. They may be partiers, but Timberlake doesn't seem like the kind of musician that does the bare minimum to get by. I also think he really tried hard to break into acting, and that doesn't fit the idea that he only does the bare minimum, like the blind says.

Anna said...

Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber

Ash said...

Her: Mary Kate Olsen
Him: Olivier Sarkozy
Mirror: Ashley Olsen

It is known.

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