Friday, April 27, 2012

Blind Vice! Cash-Strapped Caesar Rewrites History!

New BV from Ted today -

Blind Vice!  Cash-Strapped Caesar Rewrites History!

Caesar Anchovy-Arse has always been known for being a fairly talented man. But what the world doesn't know about him really does remain his best (unknown) achievement: Preventing the world from learning just how poorly he's treated his partner, Strippa Rip-Ya.
But Caesar's latest shenanigans really do trump all his past debauched behavior, and that's saying something:

Because fooling around or getting high is nothing compared to actually hurting your woman and then claiming you were helping her along in her career path...which is exactly what Caesar's latest line is all about.
"He's claiming he made her," says a pal to the put-upon couple, regarding Strippa's professional success (which, admittedly, has been quite mixed). "Can you believe that?" asks the friend, rhetorically.
The famous couple's pal is shocked mostly because Caesar's form of supporting his wife in the past has usually consisted of verbally abusing her. Or worse. He's been an unacceptable husband, in every sense of the word.
But now, Mr. Anchovy-Arse is claiming otherwise, just so he can be assured of spending Strippa's paychecks—for now, and forever.
Jeez, is it Hollywood that creates these men, or have they always been around?
AND IT AIN'T: Peter Facinelli, David Beckham, Ashton Kutcher

Please use the labels below to read our posts on the previous Ceasar and Strippa BVs, including full lists of who has been eliminated.

Top suspects: Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony

12 comments:

Rita said...

Wow, that was quick! Thanks Blurry!

Still Marc shitty Anthony. He sounds EXACTLY like an entitled asshole who thinks a woman is nothing without him.

If there is one man who is entitled to JLo's celebrity, it'll be P.Diddy-puff-daddy-sean-didly-combs. He taught her how to multi-task and work her brand.

I so wish Howard Stern would reveal why La Lopez had to take the Idol gig in the first place, and why she and Marc had no more money!

sistah2 said...

yea I guess its Marc Anthoney, but Ted phrases this like they are still together.
Technically, they are still married but have been apart for quite some time now.
Does he really have the access to 'cash her paychecks' still?
I agree Rita....I thought of what Howard said as well...maybe it will come out eventually.

Rita said...

Ted is always splitting hairs on technicalities. Marc just filed for divorce about a week ago. So technically, until the judge signs, they are still married. Notice how Ted says "Because Caesar's form of supporting his wife in the past..."

Because in the past, she WAS his wife!

And how can a man be assured to spend his wife's paychecks, if not by getting monthly alimony.

salinax said...

But wasn't J.Lo already a huge star long before they'd even met? How does this make any sense, even if the guy in question obviously is giving himself too much credit?

Rita said...

That is EXACTLY Ted's point: according to Strippa's "friend", who is telling the gossip to Ted, Caesar is strongly pretending that HE made her, in order to cash in checks for the rest of his life.

Even if during their marriage, he did not encourage her at all, on the contrary, he was quite abusive, verbally, and up to a point, physically. Hope JLo gets with in touch with US again for stronger hints on the abuse!

Rita said...

@Salinax, you really should read the 2 first posts on Strippa. Ted's answers were BEYOND hinting to Marc Anthony.

I was one of the doubters in the beginning, but following certain Mail answers, there were no doubts after that!

Unknown said...

I just read in People this quote about MA- "he feels she owes him because he helped her get the American Idol gig". Seems to fit,

Rita said...

^this sort of seals the deal @Unknown.

I don't know under which rock Anchovy Anthony has been hiding, but it was my understanding, as per gossip during first Idol negotiations, that JLo took the job to help pay his IRS debts, averaging more than 4.5 million$. Or at least, she took that job to help him financially in some respective.

That is why she did not re-sign with Idol before filing for legal separation.

Ella Bee said...

@Salinax, Jennifer & Marc met when she released her first album, On The 6 in the late 90's. They did a duet then called No Me Ames, and at that time, he was a more popular singer, whereas she was only known for acting. Since that debut album, she has made her mark in the singing world and has become more of a musical icon than a world class actress. Of course Marc would want to take credit for all of her success since he "knew her when" and worked with her before she was a hot commodity, musically speaking. IMO;)

Landon Brooks said...

Yeah so he knew her way back when before she was famous, big freaking deal. BTW I am not disputing that this is JLo or MA at all. I do think it is them, I just don't see how in the world he thinks he is entitled to alimony and that he made her who she is. In fact, I don't see that he helped her career in ANY way at all. In fact I would go as far as to say that marrying him hurt her career. She seemed to be everywhere before she married him then she kind of disappeared for awhile until the American Idol gig. Now, as much as I can't stand Diddy I might actually believe he deserves some credit for helping her career, he certainly DID not make her career alone (As MA claims he did) but being with him and Ben Affleck certainly helped her career and didn't hurt it like being with MA has done. I don't know who Diddy is with these days, but honestley I think it might be good for BOTH of their careers if they gave it another go. Just my opinion! People seemed to like them together. I AM not a fan of Puffy excuse me Diddy but I kind of liked them together too.

fancyscreenname said...

SMH.....Some men feel so "entitled" to their women. Unfortunately, his sense of entitlement was probably exacerbated by her neediness. Be that as it may, I think that Marc helped legitimize her within the Latino music community via their concerts/collaborations. She was largely hip-hop/pop when she started out.

mngddess said...

I suppose the answer is Marc Anthony because Marc Antony and Caesar were so closely linked during Caesar's reign.

God - I am so smart.....

(FYI - that was sarcasm.)

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