Wednesday, December 26, 2007

New York Post: Page Six - 12.26.07


December 26, 2007 -- WHICH former madam is a raging meth-head? The leading procurer for rich billionaires takes drugs daily and is becoming increasingly erratic, pals say . . . WHICH wild child daughter of an Internet billionaire has major problems? The lady-loving gal has been to rehab twice and still doesn't show any sign of slowing down . . . WHICH married director is not so discreet about his affair with a hot young Australian starlet? His wife of 30 years has no clue - but she's got to be used to it by now.

1. Heidi Fleiss

2. Courtenay Semel (who is rumoured to be dating Lindsay Lohan)

3. I don't know. Will update

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Awful Truth - 12/20 - Miniblind & Jake G blurb

Ted Casablanca's Awful Truth today had this "miniblind"...

You might want to put on gloves for this one. Louie Don't Sue Me is a talent impresario who's been accused of getting youngsters into hip clubs—he's also been known to allegedly pull some pretty inappropriate things with some of the kiddies he's offered entrĂ©e to. Yet another gal recently told us she's been a victim of L.D.'s skankiness, too.
He said he was going to show her a VIP room, she snit-relayed to us, but Louie really took her back into a kitchen and locked the door. When the young honey refused to do anything with the sleazy dude, he proceeded to take matters into his own hands. Yup, to her absolute horror, he proceeded to wank off right in front of the shocked femme. Thought that only happened in studio execs' offices these days. Apparently not. Why more women don't believe in a little castration now and then is beyond me.

I have no idea who Louie is and my computer is acting up so I can't research this. If you have a guess please comment!

Ted also made a mention today of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, which hints to us even further that Jake is Toothy Tile -

Sweet Aftertaste
"Don't know how long this thing with Reese will go on."—Close bud to Jake Gyllenhaal, regarding the length of this thing between R 'n' J, whose sugary affections for each other we thankfully haven't had to stomach much of...lately. Why's that? Because according to these mutual amigos we share, both Reese and Jake have been trying personal sitches that, uh, pull them away from each other a lot. Wonder what sitches those could possibly be? No matter. Both cuties are darling. Hope they find mucho happiness in '08. Just ain't gonna be with each other.

LOL. We all know they never were together!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Lainey Gossip Trailer Visits 12/17, our Britney Jr. rant

Lainey - Trailer Visits

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?

That is the blind item from Lainey on Monday. Today she excluded John Travolta which is of course the obvious guess. Tom Cruise anyone? Brad Pitt? Who else has a bunch of kids and is working on a new film?

*** Update: The top suspect for this BI is Will Smith.

Off topic ... Let's talk about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for a minute. I thought she would end up on a better path but it looks like she is on her way to becoming Britney Jr by getting pregnant at age 16 and losing her loyal fan base who thought she was a good role model. My question - The girl is 16 and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge is 18 or 19, depending on varying info I have read. Should he be charged with statutory rape? Comment below!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Perez Hilton 12/18/07 Not-So-Blind-Item

What Big Gay Husband checked in to the Westin in Arlington, Virginia this past weekend with a man???!!! He’s blatantly gay and not even trying real hard to hide it!

Has to be "Big Gay Al" Reynolds, Star Jones' hubby. John Travolta would be a longshot.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Crazy Days and Nights Blind Items 12/17/07

Today's Blind Items from Crazy Days and Nights -

#1 This first one is easy enough to to understand when you hear it, but is difficult to write down and keep identities somewhat secret. It involves three people. Two women and one man. (W1, W2, M) Our man is a singer. He hasn't really done anything else except for singing. Oh, there was one little television thing, maybe two. But singing his how he got started. W1 is the girlfriend of our man. W2 is not a tax form, but I guarantee you she knows how much you make or what you have been in before she agrees to go out with you. Television hostess, and all around gold digger. Turns out W2 decided she was going to try and get some M because she is so publicity hungry and knows that her romance with M would be really big news. She has been trying for weeks and weeks. When she smells fame she will do anything to get noticed. Our man wasn't interested, and told W1 of what W2 was up to, and all the flirting, touching and clear looks at W2's upper half. How W2 always seemed to be getting in, or out of her clothes when she would invited M to her dressing room. W1 who has been known to swing on both sides of the fence, told M to invite W2 back to their place and maybe W2 would be up for some fun with W1 and M. Our man agreed, but only with hesitation. Turns out he is pretty basic. W2 comes over and is actually open to the idea, but will only do it if M will be seen with her in public for a month so it looks like they could be dating. W1 agreed because she wanted some of W2 and is always up for kink, but what did M say? So far, no happy new couple photos, but the week is young.

#2 This old man still has it. Charmed the hell out of a porn star and took her home.

#1 - This has to be Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. She was in that photo kissing Lindsay Lohan, remember? This fits them. Not sure who the "W2" is though. Probably someone like Lauren Conrad or Kristin Cavalleri. A publicity hungry TV hostess - Maria Menunos? She is currently hosting Clash of the Choirs starring Nick Lachey.

#2 - Has to be Jack Nicholson. He is always picking up younger chicks!

NY POST-Page Six-Just Asking 12/17/07

WHICH showbiz couple had a secret split last year? When the gorgeous star caught her man in bed with her sister, he had to promise her a baby before she would get back with him

Jennifer Lopez? She has a sister Linda who is a newsperson in NY.

Friday, December 14, 2007

One Redux Doo-Doo Blind Vice 12/13/07

Ted Casablanca's latest Blind Vice...

One Redux Doo-Doo Blind Vice
Celebs talkin’ trash on each other is nothing new in Tinseltown (just ask Paris and Lindsay), but when a big ol’ movie star disses his costar on set (behind her back, natch), that’s something else. But let’s back up. Seymour Slim-Bum first worked with Darlene Deviant a few years ago on a dramatic thriller. Both babes had somethin' goin' on and got props for their badass acting chops. The flick did very well at the box office and received accolades from critics and fans alike. So, it only made sense that, years later, these two good-looking honeys were both tapped to play in a flick again. Now, this particular project was a little more romantic and a little less randy than their last turn together, but it smelled of box-office gold. It’s an adaptation of a rather popular property, and with Seymour and Dar attached, studio types figured they couldn’t go wrong. But then, some equally bright-minded execs also greenlighted the densely literary Love in the Time of Cholera, so what the ef do these suits know? And then add not-necessarily translatable dynamics with a lotta nervous Nellie neurosis. See, recently when the flick was under way, Darlene-love started being very peculiar. She’d disappear into her trailer for hours at a time, with no explanation. No one was exactly sure what D2 was up to. Arguing with her hot-tempered partner, perhaps? D.D. and her man have had quite the tempestuous relationship, to say the least. Regardless of the reason, it was only a matter of time before SSB got fed up with his costar’s very regular disappearing act. “That woman has problems,” he was overheard saying (many times) on set. And perhaps SSB’s newfound dislike for Darlene came across in the dailies or something, because now sources close to the hugely hyped project are saying it’s been shelved indefinitely. As for how this will affect both stars’ paychecks and reputations, guess we’ll have to wait and see.
And it ain't: Meg Ryan/Russell Crowe, Julia Roberts/Tom Hanks, Nicole
/Tom Cruise.

At first thought I am thinking Kate Hudson/Matthew McConaughey/Reese Witherspoon/Jake Gyllenhaal/Sandra Bullock/Keanu Reeves types of scting duos. Just a matter of trying to figure out who is filming with who lately.
I peeked on some other sites and peeps are saying it is Diane Lane and Richard Gere. Remember Unfaithful? Apparently they are filming another movie together... Nights in Rodanthe. Rumor is that the release date has been delayed. Also Josh Brolin and Diane have had some rocky points in the past. Boring!

Seymour Slim-Butt = Richard Gere
Darlene Deviant = Diane Lane

Monday, December 10, 2007

Holiday Detox -Laineygossip 12/10/07

Holiday Detox
Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs.This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision. Wonderful news indeed.

I'm thinking Angelina for this one. Does Lainey love her?? I have no idea. She was the first person who jumped out at me because she's so skinny, was filming all summer/fall, has a supportive partner, etc.
Any guesses?

* * * Update - This is highly suspected to be Liv Tyler.

Friday, December 7, 2007

One Dollar-a-Second Blind Vice


So funny. Last week, when we had Pricey Dicey in One Keep on Truckin' Blind Vice, out in the boonies, servicing truckers through a glory hole in a video arcade (this is no joke, really happened), teams of readers thought it was a certain actor. Well, it wasn’t. Nor will any guesses for this par-tick TV dude be included in next week’s elimination mailbag. That’s because he’ll, instead, be featured in this week’s baddie-boy Vice, too fun for the seen-it-all tum! Tubby Pay-Stub, interestingly enough, shares many a kinky quality with Pricey-poo. Both men are respected, popular and fairly largely talented performers on the small screen. Both dudes are not exactly what one would refer to as traditionally good-looking. These are men who don’t always get the girl. Doesn’t bother Pricey in the least, as the dude’s a total pooftah. But let’s just say it does bother Tubby-poo plenty. That’s why he sometimes purchases his companions. And TPS' currency factoid is amusing on a couple different levels. It’s no secret folks have, on occasion, raised a plucked eyebrow or two at Pay-Stub’s flashy-trashy choice of femme company. No one’s, uh, surprised, really to find out a few of these hons have been given mucho green to appear on TPS’ arm. And Tubby likes things that way. Why, you ask? 'Cause so many execs, stars and jokers all the way around in this town have done the same. Charlie Sheen, anyone? Tubby just adores how all this ersatz cutie-and-cleavage to-do makes him appear one of the butch boys, in the end. Because—and you haven’t been reading this missive very long if you haven’t guessed what’s coming round the boy-toy bend—the hooker sensibility helps keep folks' snoopin’ noggins off the fact that Tubby equally (not completely, like Pricey, above) loves doin’ the dirty with the guys, too. See, Tubby’s something truly rare in this town: an utter bisexual. He’ll sleep with anything. Actually, maybe that’s not so unusual, after all. P.S.: We think Tubby’s boob-tube boss peeps are, like, totally in the know on this one, 'cause they already have the PR war plan in the works, should Tub’s sizable, and very innocent, audience start sniffin’ the truth.
And it ain't: Jimmy Smits, Jimmy Kimmel, James Spader

Ted's hints in the "and it aints" alone tell me that Tubby Pay Stub is possibly a James or Jimmy. And it was someone that everyone guessed last week as Pricey Dicey. Let's go over our options - James Gandolfini (my guess for P.D., been with trashy women, and he has James in his name). Kelsey Grammer, William Shatner, and Drew Carey were some good guesses from last week. Kevin James also fits, he is a sitcom figure and has James in his name. I also think Kiefer Sutherland is a good pick for this one. And I know Ted loves all gossip Kiefer related! One thing Ted points out is that he has an innocent audience. When I see that I think American Idol... Ryan Seacrest or Simon Cowell.

Other thoughts ... comment!

Monday, December 3, 2007

NY Post-Page Six 12/3/07

December 3, 2007 -- WHICH big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She's been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married.
I think that this is Jodie Foster. She has been w/ the same girlfriend for years. Or: Queen Latifah. She is another known lesbian w/ a girlfriend. This couple may be more likely than J.F. -Jodie Foster is more reclusive and would have come out by now- but I guess you never know!