Thursday, December 20, 2007

Awful Truth - 12/20 - Miniblind & Jake G blurb

Ted Casablanca's Awful Truth today had this "miniblind"...


You might want to put on gloves for this one. Louie Don't Sue Me is a talent impresario who's been accused of getting youngsters into hip clubs—he's also been known to allegedly pull some pretty inappropriate things with some of the kiddies he's offered entrĂ©e to. Yet another gal recently told us she's been a victim of L.D.'s skankiness, too.
He said he was going to show her a VIP room, she snit-relayed to us, but Louie really took her back into a kitchen and locked the door. When the young honey refused to do anything with the sleazy dude, he proceeded to take matters into his own hands. Yup, to her absolute horror, he proceeded to wank off right in front of the shocked femme. Thought that only happened in studio execs' offices these days. Apparently not. Why more women don't believe in a little castration now and then is beyond me.


I have no idea who Louie is and my computer is acting up so I can't research this. If you have a guess please comment!






Ted also made a mention today of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, which hints to us even further that Jake is Toothy Tile -


Sweet Aftertaste
"Don't know how long this thing with Reese will go on."—Close bud to Jake Gyllenhaal, regarding the length of this thing between R 'n' J, whose sugary affections for each other we thankfully haven't had to stomach much of...lately. Why's that? Because according to these mutual amigos we share, both Reese and Jake have been trying personal sitches that, uh, pull them away from each other a lot. Wonder what sitches those could possibly be? No matter. Both cuties are darling. Hope they find mucho happiness in '08. Just ain't gonna be with each other.

LOL. We all know they never were together!!!

5 comments:

mo-mo said...

My guess: Louie = Jeremy Piven.

Blind Item Exposer said...

I kind of thought that Louie is a shady agent/manager/PR rep type. Even though JP plays one on TV would he be a "talent impresario" that gets young people into clubs for favors? I was thinking that since this is a miniblind that it would be some random LA based agent type. ??? Just my thoughts.

duffgrl said...

I agree w/ BLE on this one..."talent impresario" to me implies an agent, producer, even host of some kind?

duffgrl said...

I'm thinking a skanky JR Rotem type.Osama Lufti? Joe Francis? Even Brett Ratner, but he is respected director...

cassandra said...

i think this is jared leto, just because ted say his blind was short and this seems to fit.

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