Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Lainey Gossip Trailer Visits 12/17, our Britney Jr. rant

Lainey - Trailer Visits

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”.
Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?

That is the blind item from Lainey on Monday. Today she excluded John Travolta which is of course the obvious guess. Tom Cruise anyone? Brad Pitt? Who else has a bunch of kids and is working on a new film?

*** Update: The top suspect for this BI is Will Smith.

Off topic ... Let's talk about Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for a minute. I thought she would end up on a better path but it looks like she is on her way to becoming Britney Jr by getting pregnant at age 16 and losing her loyal fan base who thought she was a good role model. My question - The girl is 16 and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge is 18 or 19, depending on varying info I have read. Should he be charged with statutory rape? Comment below!


sistah2 said...

This may be Will Smith. I know he could fit any one of Ted's more recent "famous married guy is gay" BV's, and I never thought it could be him..but lately theres been SOO much buzz about him & the gay thing..where there is smoke, theres fire!
as for JL spears, I guess big sis was getting too much attn & she wanted some. Trailer trash thru and thru, I think she did it on purpose, shame on her parents for pimping her and getting $$ from OK mag. also - she was 16 and LIVING with her boyfriend? Whats that?!
Lynn Spears cant be "shocked."

blurry vice said...

Good call with Will Smith. There have been so many BI's that fit him and so many rumors.
As for JLS - I know, the deal they signed with OK includes that they publish the baby photos too. Doesn't seem like they are too shocked that they can still make deals with the tabloids. I didn't know they were living together... I thought she lived with her mom. Maybe Lynn Spears should have spend some time talking with her daughter about birth control instead of trying to write a book on good parenting!

mo said...

I don't think Will Smith is gay, I just don't. How about Mel Gibson? I couldn't think of someone so threw in that guess for fun.

Don't get me started on Lynn Spears! Worst mother ever. I feel bad for Jamie Lynn, because it's just sad. Their family is pathetic and the OK Magazine deal is gross.

duffgrl said...

It also could be: Hugh Jackman. There has been a lot of buzz about he being gay and the older wife a total beard...

sistah2 said...

Mel Gibson eliminated. yea, thinking Hugh Jackman on this one.

Anonymous said...

Lainey later hinted that that it was Will Smith. Fits perfectly.

Lauren said...

I realize I'm WAY behind on this one, but when I read this line in one of Lainey's posts today, I was reminded of the old 'Trailer Visit' BIs:
Interesting he chose Will Smith to write a joke about. In a motor home. Just sayin’…

Anonymous said...

I know I am SO behind on this but I just discovered this site and I love it!! Keep up the good work!

I emailed Lainey, way back when, that I thought it was Tom Hanks and she never did rule him out:)

sk8chic said...

If you read Lainey today, it sounds like she confirms Will Smith is this one, saying "You mean, that's not Jada in his trailer?"

blurry vice said...

Yep - came here to post this:

Lainey 10/21/08:
"It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled.

Will Smith is gay???

Shocker, right?

You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer?


According to Ian Halperin Will was a regular John back in the day, paying for gay sex on the regular.

Fear of risking his career in recent years has pushed him towards the GMD’s Church which is rumoured to be a homo cure-all for celebrities like Will and Tom and that other flying buffoon whose popularity adheres to a distinctly straight line. And as you’ve seen, Will’s off screen activities have reflected an increasingly Scientological slant, including incorporating L Ron Hubbard doctrine at the school.aspx he and Jada founded while continuing to deny his allegiance to the Xenu when all evidence points to the contrary.

Many have wondered also if and just how much the Smiths have donated to the Church and this of course is the GMD’s greatest gift. He may no longer be the Top Gun at the box office but he’s still the man when it comes to recruitment.

All frauds in the family. Chills, chills, chills. "

Anonymous said...

Interesting. I read that and immediately thought Johnny Depp because of the "savvy' at the end. Never thought of smith but he and his buddy jazzy whatever certainly seemed close back in the fresh prince days ;)