Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Lainey - His drunken proposition

New Lainey riddle yesterday -

His drunken proposition

Maybe this is what the girlfriends are for. He expects them to look great. And to just…look?
A few weeks ago at a Hollywood bar, playboy was partying without his bonafide. He had two of his crew with him. He’d been drinking. Or something. He seemed very …accessible and uninhibited. Once he found his target, he made his approach, with his friends as backup. After spending some time flirting with the dude, a very cute, young gay dude, he made a special request:
He asked him if he would be into a three-way situation, but the third participant would be a woman. The woman would be watching as the two of them got down. In his line of work, it’s all about variety. After so many years of anything at any time, he needs as many flavours as possible. 

Top suspect: Leonardo DiCaprio

33 comments:

blurry vice said...

A reader commented on another post that it sounds like Leo... yes I agree. Need more info though... not too many hints here.

Anyway, here is an article Lainey posted about Leo same day -
http://www.laineygossip.com/Leonardo-DiCaprio-looks-gross-on-Fourth-of-July-weekend-in-Malibu/30685

Seer said...

I think Leo too- It's all there:

1) always model girlfriends who always 'look great'
2)'after so many years' he's been in the biz far longer than it's been okay to be 'out'
3) he is def a playboy

Dana said...

This totally reads Leo to me. She's always talking about the constant stream of model girlfriends and the monotony of his lifestyle - just the models and partying, year after year, which I think ties into the variety part of this. Plus, I think she had talked about him partying without the girlfriend recently.

Misch said...

Sorry to agree with all of you but I do...he also looks like crap lately

C said...

Leo was definitely my first thought, but it just seems way too easy. Something about Leo for this one just isn't working for me. I feel like the "his line of work" part is meant to be a hint of some kind, and Leo's line of work is nothing unique.

Also, the "found his target, made his approach, friends as backup" line is reading as a hint to me, and I can't make a connection from that to Leo. Or anyone else for that matter ...

Don't have a good alternative guess at the moment, but there's my two cents! I think we definitely need more info. Give it up, Lainey!

DLeo333 said...

lol this is kinda funny if it is Leo, last year or so I was a member of the Lainey Luvs facebook, and I posted something about Leo's alleged Bi ways, and how Lainey seems to be on his fan girly he is str8 pay check... I got banned. So if this is hmmm... hmm you sneaky Mom Lainey!

crila16 said...

This is Leo. My friend used to be his bodyguard years ago. He told me one night, Leo brought home two young men, and told my friend to keep his mouth quiet or he'd see to it that he'd never work again. Leo disappeared into the room with the two guys, and my friend said it was not quiet. The 3 were in the room all night until the next morning, when the two guys finally left. Believe me when I tell you this broke my heart when he told me. He has told me a bunch of stories about different celebs he used to work for.

I personally think Leo likes girls, but he definitely likes to dabble with the boys on the DL.

Whitney said...

I definitely thought Leo as well, but I agree with C--this is almost too easy!

DLeo333 said...

Crila16, spill the tea please... lol. What other glossy gossy you got from the Bodyguard, as I cue I will always love you to play in the background.

C said...

It also seems very odd to me that Leo would do this in such a public setting, given his dumpster-jumping attitude about privacy, which Lainey brings up All. The. Time.

I agree it seems like him, it's just bothering me!

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platox said...

Omg, this is driving me crazy! As others have said, this Blind seems obviously Leo which makes me think it's NOT him, plus Lainey's been using the word "bonafide" with non-Leo/Clooneny actors for a while now.

I'm trying to think of other bachelor actors that could work:

-Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
-George Clooney/Amal somethingdin
-Bradley Cooper/Suki Waterhouse (I'm embarrassed I even know her name)

Then again "approach" could=Aviator for Leo. In this Blind, Lainey's word hints are either too easy or very tough (e.g., "flavour", "variety"...)

Rita said...

- His Bonafide is what Lainey often refers to Leo's Model gf du jour

- Two of his crew: his pu**y Posse is always with him, around him, protecting him

- "He seemed very... Accessible and uninhibited"... Anyone remember this: "But here’s Leo in New York yesterday, with Toni Garrn, holding hands, and she’s smiling and happy, and while his head is down, he’s not running away, throwing himself into a dumpster."

http://www.laineygossip.com/Leonardo-DiCaprio-and-Toni-Garrn-holding-hands-in-New-York-smiling-and-not-running/30620?celebrityId=20005

So yeah, it might be too easy, but at it could also means Lainey is giving you the heads before it officially hits the rags, so to let you know that she beat everyone else in guessing.

Same happened with the Coldplay/cold model hook-up behind Goopey's back.

platox said...

Rita: My initial thought of why the normally uber-private Leo was NOW allowing pap shots of him and his gf was because of that weird, viral story about the girl whose husband committed suicide cause he saw a pic of her with Leo, not because of this gay/bi soon-to-leak blind story, but guess we'll find out soon...

Bec said...

...though obvious, I also think it's Lainey's way of tipping off readers she scooped this. And not sure if it's relevant at all, but Leo was on the cover of Variety this spring - I think the April cover...

Lolo said...

I am thinking of her past blind on George Clooney......entitled Cuba and chocolate. He was outed for chocolate and did the Nespresso ads, so I wonder if the comment about flavours is a reference to that? It could've happened when he was in town for his engagement party.

DLeo333 said...

Lainey has a new Leo story for today, Im lost though, were any hints and clues dropped in it> Sometimes I b so confused. lol

sodiscreet said...

I would say the book-end title, could be a metaphor for 2 other men approached/mentioned in the original blind….

C said...

I do think yesterday's post was a bit of a hint:

"Here he is shopping with friends yesterday in West Hollywood. Does that help?"

To me, "shopping with friends" is referencing the blind b/c he basically shopped the bar for a hook-up, and he was with his friends. Plus, I think "Does that help?" is probably a blatant reference to the blind ... as in, does that help you figure it out?

Also, (and not to promote stereotypes - this is a legitimate question), isn't West Hollywood known for its gay residents and lots of gay bars? I'm no LA expert, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that before. Could also be part of the hint.

I still find this all pretty hard to believe, but it seems the writing is on the wall!

blurry vice said...

C - agreed on both points! Both are hints for Leo.

platox said...

Yep, think you got all that right C, nice job. I'm still really surprised by this blind, really surprised he'd be with a man, not in a homophobic way though.

I guess having infinite access to money, fame, and women can become boring, so you have to find something more to excite you, to break up the monotony of his spoiled life or whatever. Like adrenaline junkies have to keep upping the danger, or junkies w/ drugs, but with Leo it's hedonistic behavior. Must be nice, meh, whatever floats your boat...

DLeo333 said...

Lainey had another Leo story posted. Im not sure if any clues slipped. Again I b so confused. lol

Jamie said...

Yeah, "cuban cigar" is a euphamism.

Sarah said...

Yup, I'd say this has been revealed to be Leo DeCaprio in todays' Leo and Matt Damon post, where she discusses why Leo might've been shit talking Matt Damon recently. After some speculation, she writes:

"Or, maybe, they, um, had something in common. Some similar experience and/or experimentation. Maybe one time they got drunk and shared a Cuban cigar. Maybe it’s nothing."

Since Matt was long ago revealed to be into hot Cuban dudes (and George Clooney into black dudes, in "Cuba and Chocolate," this is clearly about Leo being similarly sexually adventurous with the dudes.

ECFan said...

It's Leo. I didn't even know it was a secret that he likes to dabble on the DL. Rumors have floated around about this forever. They were certainly thick on the ground around after Titanic came out. There were a lot of stories in 1996 about crap that went down in Miami when he was shooting Romeo & Juliet with Claire Danes, too. Leo's almost 40. At his age it's not "dabbling" anymore. He's bisexual but it's really all about the power trip for him anyway. Lainey's also had stories before about Leo's inability to get it up and seal the deal with women, so this shouldn't shock anyone.

C said...

Two new Lainey blinds in the past two days ... will wait for the girls to post before getting into clues, but my guesses are Lea Michelle (again, Lainey?) and Zac Efron. She sure does fixate on people, doesn't she??

blurry vice said...

Just put them up. Great guesses.

CC said...

First time post but I am beginning to think this Hollywood big name is NOT an actor.

He is possibly a producer or anchor/TV personality on a news cycle.

The hints that lead to that:
"with two of his crew"
"In his line of work, it’s all about variety"
"After so many years of anything at any time"

Guess:
Ryan Seacrest
Shayna Taylor (his new "bonafide" that went public a few weeks ago)

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Sarah said...

I don't agree CC. Sticking with Leo. He is well known to travel with a crew of friends everywhere. His is nicknamed "the pussy posse." And all sorts of Hollywood actors are known to be able to sleep with whomever they want and to bed a huge variety of people. I don't think that is a comment connected to the profession. And anyhow, actors' professions involve a variety of projects usually, so And famous actors are known for being able to sleep with whomever they want, whenever they want. I don't think any of this points to the person not being an actor.

Further, as embarrassing as this is, I've followed Lainey for years, know her style and have been to a few of her smut soirees and experienced how she "reveals" her blinds. Leo was definitely revealed as being the subject of this one, as I wrote above.

Fun guess, though.

DLeo333 said...

Another Leo post today with the comment HIS BOYS ARE ALWAYS WITH HIM! lol

Rita said...

There were strong rumors over a decade ago of a Leo DiCaprio/Johnny Depp hook-up. Leo was still in his early 20s, and had yet to make Titanic.

Not the first time Leo has been linked to Same-sex adventures; whether gay or straight, I believe in Leo's case it's all about the adventure and going for something different, nothing to do with his actual orientation. Then again, he might be a real bi-sexual, and as with his female models, he just doesn't have it in him to commit to one person.

He did grow up in a hippie community with his parents, where sexual freedom was encouraged. I believe the Phoenix brothers were part of that same community as well. Must go look-up old Vanity Fair archives!

Tina Mallette said...

the last batch of models in St. Barts were not even that hot not Victoria Secret level hot

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