Friday, May 25, 2012

Blind Vice: Chiquita's Latest Party Trick Titillates!

New BV from Ted today -


Blind Vice!  Chiquita's Latest Party Trick Titillates!

Have we mentioned that Chiquita is, well, bananas?
If her using her man-trapping nether regions to sleep her way to the top (or at least to primetime) or that outrageous diva 'tude (seriously, who does this broad think she is?) wasn't enough to convince you, well, maybe you're just as kooky as Chicky is!
Which means you'll love her latest party trick:
Not only does Chiquita make it a habit to hook up with at least one costar per party, natch, but she's taken to a stripping routine of sorts.
At a recent A-list fĂȘte attended by our brassy babe and her coworkers, partygoers were left shocked when Chiquita cut a line for the bathroom and disappeared inside.
Well, the cutting wasn't actually what had jaws dropping—Chiquita is way too famous to wait in lines, of course—it was what she revealed when she left the powder room.
Which was her lingerie.
Yep, Chiquita hit the bathroom, stripped off some clothing and returned to the party in her hot pants like it was totally normal. And that's how she entertained for the rest of the evening: in her pseudo-birthday suit.
On second thought, guess I'm not too surprised. She's always been more likely to bare her body than her soul.
AND IT AIN'T: Blake Lively, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Emily VanCamp

Please use the label below for a link to our posts on the previous Chiquita BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspect: Naya Rivera


11 comments:

blurry vice said...

FROM TUESDAY:
"Dear Ted:
Why when most of the Glee girls get caught in some sexy scandal there isn't too much hoopla, but Lea Michele is judged so harshly on everything she does? Have you seen the new clip of Naya Rivera on a stripper pole?! Imagine if it were Lea! The media would have a field day hating on her. And since that video of Naya surfaced, does she have any more dirty secrets that haven't been revealed? Kisses from Brazil
—Dan

Dear Dollar Bill Blues:
First of all: Naya certainly had some impressive skills on that stage, no?! I'm talking about her upper body strength, of course. But she also had some savvy PR skills when it came to brushing off the sexy video with a simple tweet. I do think if Lea had hit the pole instead of the high notes on Broadway, the resulting clip would have caused more scandal. But—and this should answer your last question—this is Naya's brand of sexy secret, so it's no big deal, right?"

Rita said...

Not worth being called a blind vice. At all.

And yeah, you have to be all kinds of bananas to key your ex-boyfriend's car in front of witnesses. I don't like her. I hate women who give credit to "bitches be crazy".

Rita said...

Not on subject, but today on Lainey's

"I’m sorry for not giving Ewan McGregor, Cannes juror, enough love, or any love, through the festival. Here’s a selection of shots of him over the two weeks. Ewan had his wife Eve with him the whole time. Bookmark that thought for a future discussion."

Should we prep for a Lainey blind soon??
Hopefully it'll be juicy!

Michelle said...

Off topic - but Sister, have you ever thought of starting strings for individuals who Ted outs as having a vice but who haven't been connected to one yet? For instance he said Mila Kunis has a vice but it isn't Kiki (which we already figured out) But which one is she, she hasn't been a populare guess for any of them other than that one

Violet451 said...

Michelle, I was thinking the same thing! There was someone else he recently revealed to have a Vice too, that blew my mind (can't remember who it was right now but I so wanted to talk about it at the time!). Would be really nice to have an appropriate place to discuss!

EV said...

Yes, I would love that too! Threads dedicated to a confirmed vicer. Work backwards from the vicer & try to match it with a moniker.

Michelle said...

Glad others agree, now we just need to convince the Sister's :). Not that they don't have enough to already deal with :D

hannscub said...

other confirmed vicers: kelly ripa, ed westwick (and BEFORE chace crawford earned his own vice), queen latifah. would love to see threads for them!

Michelle said...

I would have said Jeremy Renner since he is known for his partying ways - yet also always making it on time to work the next day , but I do think the other vise fits him better unless Ted got in trouble for the name slip and he is using this as a red herring . . .

KaDixonLaw said...

@Michelle: I also thought of Jeremy Renner for Ted's latest vice. (I assume you meant to post your comment under Sammy Sniffles.) Lainey just did a write-up on exactly what you mentioned re: his partying last week. However, I also think he's a great fit for Freddie Fiction.

Unknown said...

Am I the only one who hates it when there's a photo of the top suspect included in the blind item? I like to come up with my own theories before I know what everyone else thinks. Oh well.

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