Monday, December 21, 2015

Lainey - Tighten up and regret

From Dec 18 -

Tighten up and regret


What are some reasons a celebrity might go quiet for a couple of weeks or so on social media? Maybe they’re gearing up for a major announcement trying to create anticipation. Maybe they’re just bored of themselves? Hardly.
Once in a while they disappear for an old-fashioned reason: plastic surgery. She wanted to tighten up, trim down, even though, supposedly she’s fit as f-ck. And is selling the gear to prove it. Sure. So that’s why there was no activity for a while on social. It was an extensive procedure. And no one was allowed to come to the house during her recovery because she couldn’t go upstairs. The healing time was terrible. And an infection had set in. So it took even longer than expected. Which is why she has some regret now. That’ll pass. It always does when another area needs work. 
Top suspect: Jessica Simpson

12 comments:

Unknown said...

Beyonce. Obviously.

JulesBug said...

My guess is Jessica Simpson. She just launched a line of workout wear and the "as f*ck" comment could reference the fact that Lainey's nickname for her is Porny?

JulesBug said...

My guess is Jessica Simpson. She just launched a line of workout wear and the "as f*ck" comment could reference the fact that Lainey's nickname for her is Porny?

GossipGurl said...

I was thinking either Beyonce or Jessica Simpson... Beyonce because Lainey has hinted in previous posts about her being "quiet" on social media, but Jessica Simpson because of her fitness line. I don't know too much about Jessica Simpson's social media status so can't say definitively... I thought Beyonce initially because she did launch her vegan food line or whatever...

Unknown said...

Jessica Simpson has a long history of struggling with weight, so I don't think this would be her. Beyonce is a good guess - she has an athletic line. For some reason I also thought of Kate Hudson, who also is known for a great body and has an athletic line.

Cortney said...

Kate Hudson? Fabletics, notoriously fit, and she has been radio silent of social media lately.

Ash said...

Definitely Beyoncé! Kate & Jessica have been pretty active on social media lately and Kate's been out and about. But Lainey has been dropping lots of hints lately that Beyoncé has been under cover: http://www.laineygossip.com/Beyonc%C3%A9-to-star-in-Bradley-Coopers-remake-of-A-Star-is-Born-and-Intro-for-December-14--2015/41484

Jamie said...

I think it's Jessica Simpson. Beyonce has been under cover all year, not just lately. And Kate Hudson is not "supposedly fit as f*ck", she actually *is*. Plus, as others have mentioned, she's been out all over the place, not hiding at home.

kels420 said...

Agree with Jamie. Beyoncé has been absent for a while not just lately and tbh I didn't even know she had an athletic line whereas Jessica's seems to be very common knowledge. Also Kate IS fit not just "supposedly". Def think
It's Jessica Simpson

Torc Team said...

Looks like it is Jessica Simpson! Lainey's comment today on social media round up "Whatever Jessica is doing to her face she needs to stop. She’s starting to look like a Real Housewife."

http://www.laineygossip.com/Celebrity-Social-Media-Round-up-for-January-7--2016/42676

kels420 said...

Was just coming to post that!

blurry vice said...

I keep forgetting to comment about this - after I put this post up, I saw either later that same day or the next day that Jessica Simpson's facebook page changed the profile pic. Now, I don't know if this is her personal page or a managed page or what. But I was thinking, oh, that is something that someone rushed to do once they saw this blind riddle and wanted to dispel any rumor. "oh look she is active on fb, cant be her"... too bad a profile pic of a face does not discourage plastic surgery rumors of body.

Speaking of plastic surgery, did anyone notice Brad Pitt's face at the Golden Globes? Talk about a drastic facelift! Yikes. He's not fooling anyone.

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