Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Lainey - Not a happy day

New blind riddle from Lainey -

Not a happy day

It’s supposed to a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day. Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day that’s about celebration, you can’t really expect them not to talk sh-t about you, right?
She was raging all day. She was pissy about the flowers, she was pissy about the photos. She was so pissed she threatened to fire the florists and the photographers on the spot while they were shooting her in her wedding gown. It was the same with the wedding planner. Soon as she woke up that day, wedding day, she went nuclear on the wedding planner and started rearranging everything by herself. All her vendors were berated, the wedding planner was sobbing. Nothing was right that day. Not even her dress. She only wore it for an hour and then changed.
If you can’t help but be a hideous person on the day that’s supposed to be filled with love and joy… what does every other day look like? Is it too late to reconsider?


Top suspects:  Christina Ricci (based on Lainey hint)


16 comments:

a302cd38-4746-11e3-ae72-000bcdcb8a73 said...

Seth Meyers wife? with her whole food poisoning schtick?
Christina Ricci?
Kelly Clarkson?
Who else got married recently?

blurry vice said...

"duffgrl" says she thinks it is Kate Bosworth.

backhomeagain said...

That makes sense. We don't even know Seth's wife's name and Christina doesn't seem like she'd warrant a blind. I just can't believe Kelly Clarkson is a bridezilla.

Kate Bosworth made a movie in 2011 called Another Happy Day.

Good job, duffgrl!

Persistent Sunshine said...

I did some research to see who had a dress change, and Kate Bosworth was the only one who came up:

Bosworth said "I do" on a bluff after arriving in a horse-drawn stagecoach, and the couple read their own vows. For the reception, the bride changed out her traditional gown and wore a floral embroidered tulle dress.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kate-bosworths-wedding-to-michael-polish-her-dress-201339

The Hot Mess said...

In Lainey's pictures, Seth Meyers's wife is wearing a different dress for the reception.

Dana said...

I don't think Lainey likes Kate Bosworth, so she's a good guess. But, I kind of think it's Seth Meyers's wife for this one.

Here's the write up she did already that wedding. Really makes me think it's her - especially since the blind says "Is too late to reconsider?" which sounds like a warning to the groom/hint that the groom might be the celebrity. http://www.laineygossip.com/Seth-Meyers-wedding-photos-in-VOGUE/28443

Kristin said...

@Dana That's some good investigative work. I'd be on board with this guess, but it was written by Dean and all he does bitch about people. You can tell which posts are his by the first two sentences; always starts with a complaint. I stopped reading him. I'm hesitant to agree with Meyer's wife bc Dean doesn't have anything good to say about anyone.

Sorry for the rant.

Think it's Bosworth. Lainey had a lovely write up about Clarkson last week so I think that cancels her out.

Amelie Summer said...

Anne Hathaway

LMS130 said...

Christina Ricci after Laineys comment today in smutty tingles.

Whitney said...

Agreed. Definitely the give away.

blurry vice said...

Okay, I'm late on this. Updated post so that Kate Bosworth is a suspect based on everyone's research, but also Christina Ricci based on the Lainey hint.

blurry vice said...

hint to Lainey's smutty tingles

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty-Tingles-for-January-14--2014/29146

"Was she this chill at her wedding? links to the Superficial, where Christina Ricci is hanging out in a fridge.

blurry vice said...

It was actually

"Do you think she was this chill about her wedding? "

di butler said...

Wednesday Addams. She was a total witch to caterers. Never treat them like crap. They all talk.

blurry vice said...

Updating the top suspect to be only Christina Ricci. We can still suspect Kate Bosworth, but based on Lainey's sole hint so far we're going with CR.

lovenhaight said...

Lainey seems to have pseudo-revealed this today in her post about Ricci's pregnancy...

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