Friday, May 17, 2013

Lainey - Deal with the paps

New Lainey riddle -

Deal with the paps

She hates the paps, and she’s been burned by the paps. So now she’s dealing with the paps and is working exclusively with one agency, agreeing to give them photos on a regular basis. The agreement started several months ago when she approached one agency in exchange for information on a paparazzo working for another agency. She wanted names, plates, any details available, presumably in hopes of either legal retribution, if possible, and illegal retribution, if necessary. Very gangster.
The only problem with making this kind of arrangement is that you have to deliver. And if you don’t deliver as often as the paps want, and on the kind of photos that are lucrative, they’ll take what they can get, show up when they’re not supposed to, and that compromises the control she was attempting to secure in the first place. Very Faustian.

Top suspect: January Jones

16 comments:

blurry vice said...

K Stew?

deesirius said...

KS is the only one that comes automatically to mind... Could be Reese.But I doubt it. The whole DUI thing wasnt exactly her being "burned before by the paps" since the video is police footage ...and there was talk in the robsten 'fandom' about this one pap making Kristen's life a living hell. It definitely adds up...

Unknown said...

I'm going to guess KStew based on how Lainey is turning herself in circles to make this into something other than what it is: a starlet having the paps on speed dial because she likes the attention.

Danelle Martin said...

I'm guessing Halle Berry. Due to the "criminal" aspect of it.

Rita said...

Kristen Stewart.

She wants the pap who followed her around and caught her having an affair with that married Director.

And obviously the one she is exclusively dealing with is PopSugar; They are always getting pictures of her on daily errands.

Grace said...

KStew sounds plausible, but I feel like the "gangster" and "Faustian" things were hints, and I can't think of how they apply to her.

Jamie said...

Okay, I'm going with January Jones, based on Lainey's post today. She definitely got burned over that drunk driving incident a while back. And the bit about the paps not being satisfied with what she's giving them makes sense because she is SO BORING.

Jamie said...

Okay, I'm going with January Jones, based on Lainey's post today. She definitely got burned over that drunk driving incident a while back. And the bit about the paps not being satisfied with what she's giving them makes sense because she is SO BORING.

melina said...

Halle Berry

blurry vice said...

Yeah maybe January Jones after that article. ???

Lila said...

Lainey's blinds put me to sleep.

zzzzz....

all these "gossip blogs" do anymore is put sanitized, slightly snarky spin on stories that are originally put out there by PR. And then they occasionally add blinds that are not even worth the pixels wasted on them.

Until the next real insider comes along that is willing to risk their own income by spilling the truth on celebs (like Ted did) I'm taking a nap.

Anna said...

Faustian refers to a deal with the devil that backfires.

K-Stew hiring paps and, oops, they showed up unexpectedly or remained at the party longer than requested, and shot, then sold, the photo of K-stew and "valet" in a car similar to Rupert Sanders' car.

Grace said...

@Anna - I know what "Faustian" refers to, but I thought it might be a hint, and there would be some other connection, like to a role the person has played or something.

Dingle Barry said...

Beyonce

KStew Krew said...

KStew doesn't give two shits about the papz. Lainey, nice try to keep the smear campaign going.
@Rita May and like minded individuals....."affair"? When does being mauled by a supposed married man constitute an affair? I saw him kissing het, crowding her space...certainly not an affair. You assume too much with no proof. Time to get off that bandwagon of hate and stop eating the shit that the media is spoon feeding you since July of 20???

Downy Falls said...

The film Sils Maria has a Faustian theme, as well as references to scandal and directors. But if gangster was a hint ... Not to sure ... Unless it's about her urban fashion apparel or her penchant for flipping them off ... But that's a stretch.

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