Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Lainey - Shrooms to share

New riddle from Lainey -

Shrooms to share

A fun, quick little blind that went down after the Oscars…
It happened at one of the best annual after-after parties, where the top tier ends up after Vanity Fair. She decided to celebrate on shrooms. And she wasn’t selfish with her shrooms. She wanted to share her shrooms. She wanted to share her shrooms with the girl who claims to be all about sharing. So, hilariously, with shrooms in hand, she walks up to her potential new shroom partner and offered up her shrooms. I want you to picture this. The perfect crew standing around being tall and skinny and flawless, interrupted by a hippy with a trophy and a handful of caps. Now imagine their faces when they declined. She floated away, uninjured, already high from her night anyway.

Top suspects: Alicia Vikander or Brie Larsen with Taylor Swift

19 comments:

blurry vice said...

A couple people already guessed Brie Larsen for this under another post. I could see that, although I'm not too familiar with her. And the skinny, flawless crew? I also agree with other posters that I could see Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence, or Gwyneth Paltrow. But could be anyone, Jennifer Aniston perhaps.

Jess said...

The one with the shrooms is obviously Brie. I'm guessing Taylor Swift for the refuser.

Lawrence doesn't really make sense, she and Brie are already friends and she's image isn't really 'tall, skinny and flawless'. I think it's Taylor, but it could also be Kate Hudson, she hangs with a crowd that considers themselves pretty elite, and her past hippie vibe could have led Brie to think she'd be up for it.

Pam said...

On Live w/ Kelly and Michael the morning after the oscars, Brie mentioned dancing with Taylor Swift and her crew at the after parties.
Brie and Taylor for sure.

Unknown said...

Also liking the Brie/Taylor guess. Not Lawrence, she doesn't have a "flawless/perfect" reputation - she's known for being goofy. I'd think less likely to be Paltrow, etc. maybe because of the age difference.

JJ said...

Agreed. Jennifer Lawrence does not have a flawless reputation, and she isn't tall and skinny. More athletic build. For sure Brie and T-Swizzle.

Unconscious Argentinean said...

Today Lainey possibly hinted the one with the mushrooms was Alicia? I don't buy Taylor as the other party. Who in their right mind (even if high) would offer Taylor Prissy Swift drugs?

LooLooEasy said...

Lainey didn't hint that it was Alicia. Alicia is not a "hippy."

tawmie said...

No Unconscious Argentinean is right, In Lainey's post about Alicia and her Oscar today she said "Clue!" My first thought was this blind as well. Who knows though.

tawmie said...

I guess if you're floating on cloud nine you just try to share the love to any and all. Haha

TwentiesGirl said...

Lainey did seem to imply Alicia was a clue to a blind riddle and since she was talking about Alicia's Oscar and Hollywood being bitchy and catty it would make sense that it was the riddle with the shrooms. I wouldn't say Alicia is a hippy but she does seem quite laid back and wears a lot of pretty casual frocks to non-award events. I know that's a stretch and Brie does seem way more of a hippie to me. But going by lainey's hint maybe it is Alicia. And maybe Jennifer Lawrence? I know Jlaw isn't tall and perfect but she is up there as top of the elite and she has sort of seemed up herself lately so maybe that's why lainey referred to her as the girl who "supposedly" likes to share - maybe Jlaw isn't as nice as she once was? I could picture Jlaw and her crew being dismissive of this newbie who just won an oscar. Or maybe it is Brie and Jlaw since they are both mentioned in the post?

Jamie said...

I think Lainey made it pretty clear that it's Alicia. She may be a hippy. I'd venture the general public has no idea what she's really like. She came out of nowhere and has had a huge studio machine behind her pushing her through this Oscar campaign pretty much since the moment anybody became aware of her existence. She's been almost exclusively wearing Louis Vuitton every time she's been photographed anywhere, so they've obviously got her locked down under contract. Maybe now that she's got her Oscar she can take a break and her actual personality will eventually present itself.

LooLooEasy said...

I just highly doubt that Lainey would post "CLUE" like that if she meant that the BI was about Vikander. She's more evasive than that. Eh, either way. Sounds like Fassbender stan fantasy anyway... straight from tumblr.

MinnesotaNice said...

I think Lainey was referring to the blind a while back about the actress publicly bitching that she should have JLaw's career.

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TwentiesGirl said...

I think you are right! Lainey is usually much more subtle with her reveals. I did wonder if her CLUE hint was for another blind rather than the shrooms one but I couldn't think of which one. Which must mean shrooms to share is Brie and Taylor.

Mer said...

at first I thought the "CLUE" was for "She Pays for friends". Now, hunting down the blind that was in Smutty Shoutouts on July 17, I think the "CLUE" is for that blind.

julie said...

CLUE was for Alicia wanting JLaws career and that old blind. I think the starlet was complaining to her boyfriend that she wanted "so & so's career and roles."

massachusetts said...

Brie did a joint interview a while back with Shailene Woodley, and they both discussed being vegan and very into organic and natural lifestyles, Brie talked about how she only eats fresh food that's in season etc. So she definitely fits the bill as a hippy.

crila16 said...

No...this was already figured out. It's not an actress. This was solved on another site. The person is a hippy and won an Oscar that night. Lainey never said it was an actress.

"schrooms" hippy: Jenny Beavan (Costume designer)
Proof: http://www.wireimage.com/celebrity-pictures/Costume-designer-Jenny-Beavan-attends-the-2016-Vanity-Fair-Oscar-Party/513018214?r=513018214,513020460&st=Search

Perfect crew: Taylor Swift, Lorde, Jaime King, Selena Gomez, Hailee Steinfeld

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