Friday, October 25, 2013

Lainey - Threesome and juice

Oh this is just gross in too many ways...

Lainey - Threesome and juice

What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter? Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might have to start putting his shirt on. Bacne doesn’t look good on Instagram.

Update: Top suspect is Justin Bieber

13 comments:

Unknown said...

Bieber and ??? - the no shirt on instagram is a clue

Unknown said...

AND - BTW - how F'd up does that mother have to be to have a 3some with her daughter. Probably not famous but only one comes to mind is the Lohans

Kristin said...

Definitely Bieber. Lainey doesn't say if we'd recognize the mother/daughter or not.

My first thought when reading the blind was Pettyfer/Riley/Lisa Marie because dude has been looking waaaay juiced lately. But then again, after hearing Ja Rule is coming out with a prison cookbook, my brain hasn't been firing off right.

Dana said...

Sure seems to be Bieber
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/09/justin-bieber-buff-instagram-photo_n_4073199.html

Joanna Waley said...
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Joanna Waley said...

Dear Ted:

about sally pearlsmith & Percy DuBois are the couples born on same month? please answer me,, i read that BV yesterday and i very disappointed please answer me to clarify that in my mind :)

Joanna Waley said...

Dear Ted:

about sally pearlsmith & Percy DuBois are the couples born on same month? please answer me,, i read that BV yesterday and i very disappointed please answer me to clarify that in my mind :)

Brandy said...

Lainey just confirmed this is Beiber. I'm just hoping the mother/daughter isn't Miley/Trish, but maybe they are just unknown fans?





"So Justin Bieber went clubbing in Panama. And when he was leaving the club, he took 10 women home with him. One of those women was a prostitute. She’s now telling her story to the local papers. According to her, this is what happened:

She and JB smoked some pot. Then this:

“He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don't understand English. My friend was translating.”

Wanted all of his semem = Can I come all over you?

Which he did. After the f-cked for an hour. In all the positions. And when he was done having all the sex with her, he finished on her chest.

Then he paid her $500 and dropped her off.

Do you believe this story? Do I believe this story? No. But not because I don’t believe that JB can’t make it an hour and come but because I don’t believe that JB has to PAY to go for an hour and come.

We play this game all the time.

“Picture Him On Top Of You”

The reason we can play this game is because people have sex with hideous sh-t ALL THE TIME. Justin Bieber may be ridiculous and annoying and all kinds of negative adjectives. But he’s a celebrity. I promise you, he gets offers nonstop, every day, in every combination, family or otherwise – FOR FREE.

You don’t believe me? Google Harvey Weinstein.

Would you rather…

Justin Bieber or Harvey Weinstein?"

reallytotally said...

The new Lainey blind "Two unfaithful wives": could the 2nd wife be Gwyneth Paltrow?

There were recently rumors of her and Elle Macpherson's billionaire hubby. She's won awards for Glee. The divorced small-screen co-star lover could maybe be Peter Facinelli...?

Grace said...

@reallytotally - Second wife is definitely Gwyneth - it's not even that subtle. The rumors of her and Elle's husband are actually several years old, but that's what Vanity Fair is supposedly digging back up.

The first wife is Catherine Zeta Jones.

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Traytray said...

It is beiber for sure - she hinted at this riddle today in her article titled "baby sleeps ... After sex?" And hinted to the mother daughter show - So I guess that’s why JB is trying it in so many combinations and positions. One night it might be a family double shot. One night it might be with a sex worker. He gets off on it because he can - See more at: http://www.laineygossip.com/Justin-Bieber-sleeping-in-video-after-spending-the-night-with-girl-in-Brazil/28557#sthash.0dglwh8J.dpuf

Leila Nea said...

@ Brandy: He has paid for sex. He was photographed entering a brothel in Brazil and one of the prostitutes filmed him sleeping in her bed later. It's supposed to stop women selling their stories or brag like fans would, but it's not working. Check gawker for a story on his prostitute use.

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