Monday, September 30, 2013

Lainey - Doing it through the underwear hole

New Lainey riddle today -

Doing it through the underwear hole

Inexplicably, he’s been linked to some really hot, pretty famous women, even though he’s not exactly hot and he behaves, at least artistically, like a douchebag. What’s the attraction? Certainly not his sex moves. This won’t solve the mystery either.
When it’s time to f-ck, he doesn’t like doing it at home. Which is weird because, well, he’s really weird about germs and touching. And you’d think his house would be cleaner than a hotel, right? So he and whoever he’s about to do it with are at the hotel. They’re about to do it. Only he won’t take his clothes off. Instead, he’ll always keep his underwear on, looping his dick through the boxer hole so as to minimise as much skin-on-skin contact as possible.
Maybe that’s why it never lasts?

Update:

33 comments:

saultites said...

First Thought was Leonardo Dicaprio. But Wouldn't he be hot himself? Not sure.

backhomeagain said...

seth mcfarlane? john mayer? james franco?

JJ said...

John Mayer

Andrew said...

Seth Mcfarlane is a good guess. James and Leo are both widely regarded as good looking men. She wouldn't describe them as not exactly hot.

Teresa Garza said...

Brett Ratner

Anna said...

Sean Penn

Jim said...

Emile Hirsch.

Jim said...

Pretty much confirmed with that random wasp comment. Plus, you have to look at the "artistic douchebag" hint.

Anna said...

But what beautiful women has Emile Hirsch been linked to?

Anna said...

He's had a long term non famous girlfriend.

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Cristina Georgina said...

I don't see Emile Hirsch for this. Random mention of him, totally, but I don't think it was a reveal. I'm still thinking Seth McFarlane.

AEL said...

Billy Bob Thornton??

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Nonsy Girl said...

David Spade? He's gone out with lots of famous women and he always plays a total d-bag.

jenni12 said...

John Mayer

Dana said...

I don't think it's John Mayer - he's rumored to be pretty dirty.

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2008/04/one-special-scratch-n-sniff-blind-vice.html

Joanna Waley said...

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Downy Falls said...

I think the phrase "looping" is an important clue, so my money is on joseph gordon-levitt ... Let us not forger he is an artiste!

iisparksii said...

Chris Brown??

blurry vice said...

Seems we are all over the place on this one.

Dana said...

Lainey was talking about Jonah Hill today in a way that made me think of this blind. Then, I Google'd "Jonah Hill artistic douchebag" and look what I found... http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/Douchebag-Jonah-Hill-will-NOT-tell-poo-jokes-because-he-is-a-serious-artist-and-Scorseses-best-mate/196037.htm

Downy Falls said...

Ummmm ... Dana .... I thought Jonah Hill was gay? He does not appear with women on red carpets, and he's not linked to any hot famous women.

Dana said...

Downy Falls - He has been linked to a few different women, including Dustin Hoffman's daughter. I wouldn't call her hot exactly, though maybe by association, famous? They've been on the red carpet together. He's also dated another gal off and on, but I don't think she's famous.

Dana said...

The thing that's really making me lean towards Jonah Hill though is the use of the term "douchebag." Lainey's pretty careful with her wording and that seems like an odd choice for her. Yet, after the Rolling Stone article, several bloggers (including The Superficial, which Lainey refers to a lot), called him a douche/douchebag for his "artiste" attitude during the interview.

Downy Falls said...

Agreed, Dana, with Hill's Douchebag Status. But I stick to my guns about his preferences. Plus, he doesn't come accross as a fastidious clean freak, given his penchant for gross out humor.

My first guess was based on 'Looper', since that a pretty odd phrasing for pulling it out.
But the title mentions 'hole', which is a movie Shia did.
Sooooo

My second guess would be Shia Oddbodkins Labeouf.

Tina Mallette said...

Gerard Butler - Lainey dislikes him and
he is always staying in hotels even in LA and NYC where he owns homes, his rep is rarely ever brings the random home.

crila16 said...

David Spade

Greyson Halstead said...

I'm thinking Russell Brand.

blurry vice said...

still all over the place on this one

Tricia Shaw said...

Jeremy piven

JoeJoe said...

Shia LaBeouf

MD1979 said...

I like the Jeremy Piven guess. But I'm also thinking it's not necessarily an actor - for some reason I'm thinking Adam Levine. Lainey talks often about what a douche bag he is. On The Social she talked about what a douche he is and how un-hot she thinks he is. Also the wording "sex moves" could be a reference to that "moves like Jagger" song.
Here's a list of women he's dated, all hot, and "pretty" famous. (the blind item was posted way before levine got married, prior to which he wasn't linked to anyone for any substantial time)
http://dating.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_2564/adam-levine/datinghistory

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