Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Lainey - Big super secret hookup

New Lainey riddle today:

Big super secret hookup


There’s a reason she recently decided to flaunt her brand new relationship so publicly. Suddenly she’d found true love behind the scenes? And they were telling magazines about it? And getting papped on holiday in Europe? It was because she was sending a message.
To the major Hollywood player with whom she’d been having an affair for 6 months. Only, at the time, he had a girlfriend. They were dealing with each other undercover. She would travel to see him while he was shooting on location overseas. No one, none of us, picked up on the fact that she showed up in the same city. He was sleeping with both the official girlfriend and the side job and telling the side job that he’d break up with the official one and make her the bonafide but, really, the side job, to him, was just a good f-ck and not a proper escort at the kinds of functions he usually needs an escort for. She continued to pressure him though and when he refused her demands, she showed up with a new man, jammed it in his face – and ours – and very shortly afterwards, he formally ended it with his gf, with a generous send-off.
Now? Impasse. She’s enjoying her summer hookup. And he’s all like, ok, I’m available, you can come to me, or don’t. It’s not like he can’t find a replacement, like, right away. Any woman becomes an instant star as soon as he takes her out. Given that she’s already a star, on a smaller scale, their reveal, should they figure out their situation, would be great for gossip though it could overshadow his work. And he has a lot of it coming up.

Top suspects: George Clooney and Eva Longoria

39 comments:

blurry vice said...

George Clooney and ?. I got a text from my sister telling me I had to put up this blind, and telling me that it can't be Kaley Cuoco bc she wasn't in Europe.

blurry vice said...

In Lainey's recent article about George Clooney:
"More on this soon, if you see properly, ahem."

http://www.laineygossip.com/George-Clooney-all-smiles-at-Nespresso-Paris-after-breaking-up-with-Stacy-Keibler/27480

blurry vice said...

Kaley and Henry blurb

http://www.laineygossip.com/Henry-Cavill-and-Kaley-Cuoco-break-up/27453

I actually kinda liked these two together BTW.... I loved Henry as Charles Brandon on The Tudors.

backhomeagain said...

it took me awhile to get this, but..eva longoria.

Jennifer Williams said...

I also think this is eva longoria

http://www.wireimage.com/celebrity-pictures/Actors-Eva-Longoria-and-George-Clooney-attend-the-Critics-Choice-Movie/159272588

blurry vice said...

OMG... Eva Longoria's "new relaysh"

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20714785,00.html

blurry vice said...

Thank you guys. Here's another article

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/07/06/ernesto-arguello-eva-longoria-dating-5-thing-to-know/

So... George and Eva???!!!

Unknown said...

I believe this is Eva Longoria...but when was she in the same city overseas when he was ??? In Berlin, or London ?? I can't seem to find it precisely with pictures of both.

duffgrl said...

Definitely George C. & probably Eva L-She was just in Paris w/ the new BF, returned on July 15.

duffgrl said...

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/eva_longoria_ernesto_arguello_hand_fP3Ei6gNYR4tG2jXZ2oXbJ

Unknown said...

I'm just going to throw this out there: Amber Heard?

Dana said...

Certainly sounds like it's Eva. But why wouldn't he consider her a "proper escort"? She's actually quite smart and seems to have more of a career than others he's dated. Or is that the problem? That she's more of her own person?

Me said...

The "suddenly found true love" part sticks out to me. What about Jennifer Love Hewitt? She and her fiancé have been in Europe for three weeks...

Me said...

Oh, and the "behind the scene" part too. Her fiancé/baby daddy is her co-star. Maybe the baby is Clooney's?!

megan said...

Jenny McCarthy

blurry vice said...

Dana - yes, because she is a TV star. Not a supermodel or social climber. And yes, because she has her own career I guess... and that together they would cause a media sh!t storm.

Me - no I doubt it's JLH.

crila16 said...

But George Clooney is GAY....GAY!!!! How can it be George? It can't.

LM0645446 said...

Definitely George and Eva:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/george-clooney-pursued-eva-longoria-before-stacy-keibler-breakup-2013187

crila16 said...

Lainey just basically gave it away in her smutty tingles.

"So…if it wasn’t marriage that put George off Stacy, what was it? Ahem. (Just Jared)"

I'm just totally confused, because even Lainey basically said George was gay (Chocolate and Cuba)

The Accidental Epicurean said...

Clooney isn't gay, he's bi. According to what Lainey disclosed at her Smut Soiree in Vancouver, he's "open" to different experiences.

She also followed up on the the Smutty Tingle giveaway by her latest post re: the Us Magazine article:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Eva-Longoria-supposedly-turned-down-George-Clooney/27513

Cristina Georgina said...

Hi, The Accidental Epicurean: Were you at the Smut Soiree? Can you share? I wish I had been there :(

The Accidental Epicurean said...

Hi Cristina - yes, I went to the Smut Soiree in Vancouver. It was fantastic :) I think a few stories/blinds that were revealed have already been discussed in previous posts...is there anything specific you wanted to know?

ACuporTwoofTeaPlease said...

I don't understand why George would be interested in Eva. I thought Lainey revealed George was "Chocolate". Kind of on the same topic, can anyone tell me who "Cuba" was finally revealed as. I know everyone says Matt Damon but I remember reading somewhere that when Lainey was asked about Cuba she started talking about Hugh Jackman being on Broadway. Would you happen to know anything about this Accidental Epicurean :). Also, does Lainey ever have plans of bringing the Soiree to the States?

The Accidental Epicurean said...

The Chocolate/Cuba blind didn't come up specifically, but she subtly referenced Hugh again when someone asked if there was anybody else in Hollywood that was closeted gay. I don't remember exactly what she said or the context, but she did mention that she doesn't think that he would ever, EVER come out.

I don't know if she's ever going to bring the Soiree to the States :( She's actually moving from Vancouver to Toronto though (think she might have moved already?), and she's got a lot of work commitments up here in Canada that might make it hard to coordinate anything.

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/George-Clooney-with-friends-in-Italy-and-denies-Eva-Longoria-hookup/27523

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Eva-Longoria-denies-George-Clooney-wanted-her/27520

The above two articles are basically a reveal by Lainey.

blurry vice said...

And this one... these 3 articles in 3 comments are going backwards... top most recent, then middle then earliest

http://www.laineygossip.com/Eva-Longoria-supposedly-turned-down-George-Clooney/27513

ACuporTwoofTeaPlease said...

Thank you for answering Accidental Epicurean. I feel bad for Hugh that is a sad way for him to live his life.

Cristina Georgina said...

@The Accidental Epicurean: Were there any random bits of gossip? I read somewhere that Lainey mentioned that Madonna was "mean girl-ed" out of Hollywood.

Thanks for replying!:)

Vera Long said...

New blind item:

http://www.laineygossip.com/August-9--2013-%E2%80%93-Smutty-Shout-Outs/27704

"Blind in honour of your milestone? How about a quick one – an award-winning actor was super proud during pride and is seriously considering coming out but was advised against it for now so as not to overshadow the movie. So what if the movie mounts a serious run at being a contender?"

FrenchGirl said...

so finally Clooney is not gay (it's Lainey started this rumor)(now he's bisexual) and he had a hidden affair with Eva Longoria (because it was so serious with Stacy? Eva was single and he never is serious in his "love stories" so why to hide it)

finally Damon (after some years to write some suspicious articles about him) isn't Cuba

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Eva-Longoria-is-single-are-you-hearing-this-George-Clooney/27845

another reveal

Dana said...

For the blind about the award-winning actor who's thinking about coming out - here's a list of some early predictions.
http://www.indiewire.com/article/2014-oscar-predictions-best-actor

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reallytotally said...

So Wentworth Miller has come out as gay!

Gotta say I'm disappointed...

But was he the old BV Beef Slurp-a-Pop?

Meri said...

Lost the cover is Miley!

torie grant said...

Long time lurker here! Yes. I guessed Miley too. I think this is the first blind I've got in an instant.

Dana said...

It's definitely Miley, but I'm a bit confused as to which cover. I though the Sept. issue of Vogue was considered THE COVER, but clearly that's already passed. Is it just Vogue of any month?

Joanna Waley said...

Dear Ted:

about sally pearlsmith & Percy DuBois are the couples born on same month? please answer me,, i read that BV yesterday and i very disappointed please answer me to clarify that in my mind :)

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