Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Lainey - Exes and Wives

And another Lainey riddle from yesterday - Last but not least, here's #3 out of 3 from Dec 31:


Exes and Wives

Just some personality and colour I thought you might enjoy...
Comeback Kid only dates famous girls. When he and Golden were together, he stepped out on her twice that she knows of: once with a stripper and the other with Pigtails. But even though it’s been years, and she’s well moved on, Golden still has a hard time hearing Pigtails’ music. Her trainer made the mistake of playing it once when they were working out. She demanded that it be turned off immediately and never again while she’s in studio.
While Golden can’t let go of her resentment, Comeback’s wife, the PM, can’t help it either. People assume that it’s his other, more curvier ex, who makes her crazy but homemaker to homemaker, it’s actually Golden who she can’t stand, and has been overheard disparaging, unimpressed with her skills and her ideas, rolling her eyes when her name comes up.


Top suspects
Comeback Kid - Ben Affleck
Golden - Gwyneth Paltrow
Pigtails -  Britney Spears
The PM - Jennifer Garner
Curvier Ex - Jennifer Lopez

13 comments:

MM said...

Comeback Kid = Ben Affleck
Golden = Gwyneth Paltrow
Pigtails = Britney Spears (she was 18 when Baby One More Time came out in 1999 when Ben and Gwyn were dating)
PM=Jennifer Garner
Curvier ex = Jennifer Lopez

blurry vice said...

I was thinking the same thing. And another Pigtails/Britney siutation woul dbe Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel. However I do think Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner fit better for this. Interesting if Ben and Britney hooked up!

blurry vice said...

BTW I LOVE the fact that LAiney gave nicknames for this. I miss that since Ted is no longer giving us his nicknames.

blurry vice said...

From wikepedia on the timeframe Ben and Goop broke up -

"Paltrow had an on-off three-year relationship with actor Ben Affleck from 1997 to late 2000.[62] Soon after their breakup, Paltrow persuaded Affleck to work in the film Bounce with her;[63] during the making of the film, which was shot in mid 1999, the couple started dating again and eventually broke up in October 2000.[62]"


I also found this link which was a rumored hookup in Oct 200 between Brit and BEn -

http://culture.com/news/item/1069/britney-and-ben-
affleck-shock-crowd-with-steamy-kisses.phtml

MISCH said...

The talk was that Ben couldn't stand Gwennie, he wondered why he ever dated her at all....no need to be jealous of that one

blurry vice said...

It's not surprising that Jennifer Garner rolls her eyes at the GOOP crap. Who doesn't? I don't know one person who actually buys her cookbooks or doesn't think her GOOP newsletter is a joke.

CB85 said...

Has to be Ben Affleck, Lainey just dropped this in her article about Leo and Jonah Hill

" so there’s your answer the next time some pretentious twat tries to make you feel like sh-t for caring about the time Ben Affleck went to a peeler bar and slipped his finger inside when a dancer was on his lap."

agirlnamedjake said...

Hang on! Hold the phone. I'm not quite so ready to slap a bow on this one.

BEN AFFLECK & BRITNEY SPEARS? That was a thing? When was that a thing?
I know she was supposed to have cheated on Timberlake back when they were playing 'virgin', but Ben Affleck? Really? I'm more inclined to believe the Aflac Duck or Gilbert Gottfried before him! Does anyone have something about a tryst between these two before we put this blind to bed? (So to speak...)

blurry vice said...

From Lainey today -

"Pigtails is not Jennifer Lopez."

maddsme said...

Bounce, Daredevil, Pearl Harbor - these were the days of Josh Hartnett & Ben Affleck - before the internet savvy teens took to idolizing endless Disney stars and vampires - these guys were considered hot. I can totally see Britney & Ben hooking up, low key...once.

snoop2289 said...

I read an article today on lainey in which she referred to jen as "the perfect mother" with a link to her Hollywood mom of the year award ..... the pm = the perfect mother = garner

snoop2289 said...

I read an article today on lainey in which she referred to jen as "the perfect mother" with a link to her Hollywood mom of the year award ..... the pm = the perfect mother = garner

Mars said...

Lainey revealed this one today when talking about Jennifer Lopez's slum love.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer-Lopez-Casper-Smart-adopt-a-puppy/25731

"This is why Jennifer Garner isn't bothered"

Yeah i wouldn't be bothered either with Casper Smart as the boyfriend.

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