Monday, December 31, 2012

Lainey - 2 days and 20 years

1 of 3 Lainey riddles from Dec 31:

2 Days and 20 Years

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately.
My sources confirm that there was a boy, a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who she f-cked for sh-ts and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous indiscretions. But they say she’s been cheating all over the place and all the time.

Top suspects: Miranda Kerr, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio



19 comments:

duffgrl said...

no guess yet but thinking the young pop star=Bieber

Jilly said...

Miranda Kerr

SorrelGray said...

Miranda Kerr, Biebs, and Leo. http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/time_for_hubby_sAHaql9k4HqSBaUq4JuSRI

Leo was born in 1974 and Bieber was born in 1994. Got to be them.

SorrelGray said...

Is there a VS model Leo hasn't slept with?

duffgrl said...

i remember reading that page six item about her! Bieber?!? EW

Unknown said...

The wording is weird: SHE's married and THEY have a child. Non ?

FrenchGirl said...

Miranda Kerr,Justin Bieber and Leo Dicaprio :it's on BlindGossip i think and every gossip yet wrote on Dicaprio/Kerr

FrenchGirl said...

@unknown:i think it's to say "she's married and she had a kid with her husband"



happy new year to every one

kristin said...

I agree it's Leo, Miranda, Justin

Jolene Jolene said...

There's another Lainey blind posted yesterday too...my guess is Ben (Comeback), Gwyneth (Golden), Britney (Pigtails), Jen Garner (Comeback's wife), and JLo as the curvier ex.

blurry vice said...

Thanks everyone. Miranda Kerr, J Biebs and Leo

Sarah said...

I independently came to the same conclusion about Miranda/Orly Bloom, Bieber and Leo after reading the Lainey post, so I totally concur.

tinamarie said...

That's funny because when I read it all three of these names popped into my head and then I came here and everyone else thought so to.

snoop2289 said...

From lainey's golden globes coverage today... about julia Roberts and leo's GG table

" And you can spend the rest of the night nattering at Leo about why he only dates Victoria’s Secret models. What? You don’t think she would? She would. And he couldn’t say sh-t back to her.Otherwise, Leo was practically invisible the whole night. By the way, not that this is, ahem, related or anything, but does anyone know why Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr showed up? It’s a little embarrassing. As far as I know, he wasn’t connected to any of the films at all. So where do you seat him? Certainly not close to the front. The young wife wants to go out and party and he has to supervise. The young wife might be looking at all those more successful faces up near the stage, and wondering who’ll help her sit up there next time."

snoop2289 said...

From lainey's golden globes coverage today... about julia Roberts and leo's GG table

" And you can spend the rest of the night nattering at Leo about why he only dates Victoria’s Secret models. What? You don’t think she would? She would. And he couldn’t say sh-t back to her.Otherwise, Leo was practically invisible the whole night. By the way, not that this is, ahem, related or anything, but does anyone know why Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr showed up? It’s a little embarrassing. As far as I know, he wasn’t connected to any of the films at all. So where do you seat him? Certainly not close to the front. The young wife wants to go out and party and he has to supervise. The young wife might be looking at all those more successful faces up near the stage, and wondering who’ll help her sit up there next time."

Michelle said...

Lainey just confirmed the Beibs today too: "A kid with Bieber’s entitlement complex is usually quick to jealousy. That his ex-girlfriend might be getting over him with a blonde Aussie surfer boy with big muscles and goatee must be making him crazy. This will, hopefully, lead to Good Gossip. On Instagram. A photo taken at Miranda Kerr’s or something. What? She’s a really good listener. And maybe she bakes?"

JJ said...

@Michelle!!! yes I saw that too. Honestly I don't know why I'm surprised that so much crazy stuff goes on in the entertainment industry. Miranda Kerr and Bieber?? Really. WTF is she thinking.. She could have a lot of people. Girl has options and she chooses Bieber.. DiCaprio I can understand. #thatshizcray

reallytotally said...

And today Lainey seems to double-confirm it, while commenting on Kerr&Bloom breakup news:

"But it’s not like this is unexpected, especially if you’ve been, ahem, reading up. For all the practical reasons and for the gossipy ones.
...
Not that they have anything to do with anything but… do you think Justin Bieber is surprised? Or Leonardo DiCaprio?"

Ok then... That Bieber thing must've been for giggles, because...what else is there?

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