She lost the cover
It’s an opportunity that’s been withheld from some of the most famous women in the world. It’s considered a major honour – to make the cover, THAT cover, a cover her predecessors had achieved and one that was being offered to her just as she was moving forward with the next stage in her career. It was to be a big deal.
The photo shoot happened. Everyone was happy with the pictures.
And then, well, she did her thing. She did her thing, for several minutes she did her thing, and the world gasped and they gasped and now those pictures, they might not be on the cover anymore.
They’ve told her that they are reconsidering her cover but that she’ll still show up in the pages, just not on the front page.
For prestige, this is definitely a setback. But for sales? And notoriety? And general headline-worthiness? There haven’t been any losses. It…just might be a couple of years before they ask her again.
Top suspect: Miley Cyrus
obvs Miley
ReplyDeletewas it a vogue cover?
ReplyDeleteMiley/Vogue I think
ReplyDeleteMiley and Vogue. Watch Anna Wintour give it to Victoria instead. That would be a HUGE slap in the face for Miley.
ReplyDeleteWell...yes...here's the proof. Miley and Vogue.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/09/miley-cyrus-loses-her-vogue-cover.html
Okay, so it's definitely Miley, but I don't think it's Vogue. I think it's Rolling Stone. Because which of Miley's predecessors have covered Vogue? But Rolling Stone? Remember the Britney cover? That was huge. And Lainey made it a point to mention that Miley is being offered up as Britney's successor several times after the VMA's.
ReplyDeleteEven before the VMA's I just don't see what Anna Wintour would want with Miley Cyrus. That's not Vogue's demographic. Women who buy $1,800 handbags don't give a shit about Miley Cyrus, twerking or not.
Why was this even a blind? It has to be Miley and Vogue. I can't imagine Rolling Stone would balk at putting her on their cover after the VMA performance. RS is not a conservative publication... I mean they recently put the Boston Marathon bomber on the cover, I doubt they'd be scared off by a little twerking!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/miley-cyrus-harpers-bazaar-photos_n_3934700.html
http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/12/miley-cyrus-loses-out-on-a-vogue-cover-3968819/
Any guesses on Ted's twitter blind from Friday? A little boring but I'm glad he's throwing us bone.
ReplyDelete@Lauren no idea! We need a clue...
ReplyDelete@Lauren - Kris Jenner?
ReplyDeleteA Hint from Ted: "this one is So Obvious if u reality think about it, but clearly everybody wants the ol' sex & drugs, nxt time!"
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ReplyDeletetried to find Ted C's twitter blind, couldn't . . . any1 copy n paste it?
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ReplyDeleteFaun Climber is #FridayBlind c-list huge star makes staff cry bec drainage tube botched her face lift look close u can see
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ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
ReplyDeleteabout sally pearlsmith & Percy DuBois are the couples born on same month? please answer me,, i read that BV yesterday and i very disappointed please answer me to clarify that in my mind :)
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