Monday, September 30, 2013

Lainey - Doing it through the underwear hole

New Lainey riddle today -

Doing it through the underwear hole

Inexplicably, he’s been linked to some really hot, pretty famous women, even though he’s not exactly hot and he behaves, at least artistically, like a douchebag. What’s the attraction? Certainly not his sex moves. This won’t solve the mystery either.
When it’s time to f-ck, he doesn’t like doing it at home. Which is weird because, well, he’s really weird about germs and touching. And you’d think his house would be cleaner than a hotel, right? So he and whoever he’s about to do it with are at the hotel. They’re about to do it. Only he won’t take his clothes off. Instead, he’ll always keep his underwear on, looping his dick through the boxer hole so as to minimise as much skin-on-skin contact as possible.
Maybe that’s why it never lasts?

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36 comments:

  1. saultitesSeptember 30, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    First Thought was Leonardo Dicaprio. But Wouldn't he be hot himself? Not sure.

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  2. backhomeagainSeptember 30, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    seth mcfarlane? john mayer? james franco?

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  3. JJSeptember 30, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    John Mayer

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  4. AndrewSeptember 30, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    Seth Mcfarlane is a good guess. James and Leo are both widely regarded as good looking men. She wouldn't describe them as not exactly hot.

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  5. AnnaOctober 1, 2013 at 4:23 AM

    Sean Penn

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  6. JimOctober 1, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    Emile Hirsch.

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  7. JimOctober 1, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    Pretty much confirmed with that random wasp comment. Plus, you have to look at the "artistic douchebag" hint.

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  8. AnnaOctober 1, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    But what beautiful women has Emile Hirsch been linked to?

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  9. AnnaOctober 1, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    He's had a long term non famous girlfriend.

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  10. AnnaOctober 1, 2013 at 3:24 PM

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  11. UnknownOctober 1, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    I don't see Emile Hirsch for this. Random mention of him, totally, but I don't think it was a reveal. I'm still thinking Seth McFarlane.

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  12. AELOctober 9, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    Billy Bob Thornton??

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  13. AELOctober 9, 2013 at 6:25 PM

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  14. NonsygirlOctober 11, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    David Spade? He's gone out with lots of famous women and he always plays a total d-bag.

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  15. AnonymousOctober 21, 2013 at 3:55 AM

    John Mayer

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  16. DanaOctober 25, 2013 at 10:04 PM

    I don't think it's John Mayer - he's rumored to be pretty dirty.

    http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2008/04/one-special-scratch-n-sniff-blind-vice.html

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  17. UnknownOctober 26, 2013 at 4:39 AM

    Dear Ted:

    about sally pearlsmith & Percy DuBois are the couples born on same month? please answer me,, i read that BV yesterday and i very disappointed please answer me to clarify that in my mind :)

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  18. UnknownOctober 30, 2013 at 9:16 PM

    I think the phrase "looping" is an important clue, so my money is on joseph gordon-levitt ... Let us not forger he is an artiste!

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  19. iisparksiiNovember 1, 2013 at 4:50 PM

    Chris Brown??

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  20. blurry viceNovember 6, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    Seems we are all over the place on this one.

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  21. DanaNovember 13, 2013 at 5:32 PM

    Lainey was talking about Jonah Hill today in a way that made me think of this blind. Then, I Google'd "Jonah Hill artistic douchebag" and look what I found... http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/Douchebag-Jonah-Hill-will-NOT-tell-poo-jokes-because-he-is-a-serious-artist-and-Scorseses-best-mate/196037.htm

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  22. UnknownNovember 13, 2013 at 10:24 PM

    Ummmm ... Dana .... I thought Jonah Hill was gay? He does not appear with women on red carpets, and he's not linked to any hot famous women.

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  23. DanaNovember 14, 2013 at 12:01 AM

    Downy Falls - He has been linked to a few different women, including Dustin Hoffman's daughter. I wouldn't call her hot exactly, though maybe by association, famous? They've been on the red carpet together. He's also dated another gal off and on, but I don't think she's famous.

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  24. DanaNovember 14, 2013 at 12:07 AM

    The thing that's really making me lean towards Jonah Hill though is the use of the term "douchebag." Lainey's pretty careful with her wording and that seems like an odd choice for her. Yet, after the Rolling Stone article, several bloggers (including The Superficial, which Lainey refers to a lot), called him a douche/douchebag for his "artiste" attitude during the interview.

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  25. UnknownNovember 14, 2013 at 11:44 AM

    Agreed, Dana, with Hill's Douchebag Status. But I stick to my guns about his preferences. Plus, he doesn't come accross as a fastidious clean freak, given his penchant for gross out humor.

    My first guess was based on 'Looper', since that a pretty odd phrasing for pulling it out.
    But the title mentions 'hole', which is a movie Shia did.
    Sooooo

    My second guess would be Shia Oddbodkins Labeouf.

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  26. UnknownNovember 23, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    Gerard Butler - Lainey dislikes him and
    he is always staying in hotels even in LA and NYC where he owns homes, his rep is rarely ever brings the random home.

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  27. crila16February 19, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    David Spade

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  28. UnknownFebruary 28, 2014 at 1:04 AM

    I'm thinking Russell Brand.

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  29. blurry viceMarch 17, 2014 at 8:26 PM

    still all over the place on this one

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  30. Tricia13April 10, 2014 at 9:13 AM

    Jeremy piven

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  31. JoeJoeJune 12, 2014 at 11:48 PM

    Shia LaBeouf

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  32. MD1979July 22, 2014 at 5:19 PM

    I like the Jeremy Piven guess. But I'm also thinking it's not necessarily an actor - for some reason I'm thinking Adam Levine. Lainey talks often about what a douche bag he is. On The Social she talked about what a douche he is and how un-hot she thinks he is. Also the wording "sex moves" could be a reference to that "moves like Jagger" song.
    Here's a list of women he's dated, all hot, and "pretty" famous. (the blind item was posted way before levine got married, prior to which he wasn't linked to anyone for any substantial time)
    http://dating.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_2564/adam-levine/datinghistory

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  33. UnknownAugust 5, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    Based on Smutty Tingles on Aug 1st, I'm thinking Leo. The article on Celebitchy talks about Leo being a germophone.

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  34. bunnysue4October 24, 2014 at 2:25 AM

    Duh- Joseph Gordon-Levitt Stared in the 2012 time travel movie titled "Looper".

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  35. UnknownMarch 4, 2015 at 10:03 PM

    Shia LaBoeuf

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  36. crila16March 12, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    David Spade

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