Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Lainey- Tranny Ego Blow

I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES. He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.

Update 12/23 - Lainey has also eliminated Eminem.

27 comments:

  1. I wanna believe this is Kanye, but the going to the gym part.... Doesn't seem to fit him IMO.

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  2. John Mayer. He's an award winning artist, as well as being known for having a giant ego. He's also been known to make out with men, occasionally.

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  3. Yeah, I was thinking John Mayer,too. He's such a wanker that I could totally see him saying that.

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  4. yeah, John Mayer is a good guess. He has won a lot of Grammys and I have seen photos of him going to the gym. So I guess he is a good fit to this blind.

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  5. Nick Carter. BSB won VMAS and such :)

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  6. John Mayer and Jamie Foxx are good guesses esp w rumors they are bi. Still like Kanye for this too.

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  7. i like john mayer for this one, esp. with the AIA of josh groban.

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  8. Michael Buble? He's in the middle music wize of all those "Nots".

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  9. I really wish we had not posted this one. This is disgusting and WHO REALLY CARES?

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  10. john mayer, was revealed on abc

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  11. Be nice to Sistah2. Lainey warned that it wasn't for prudes. Obviously some people care.

    John Mayer is a douchbag. I feel sorry for the women that he has left questioning themselves.

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  12. It has bveen reported that John Mayer has been working out in a gym in NYC getting ready for his upcoming tour.

    And gee Lainey was just in NYC, snowed in even. Hmmm.

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  13. I immediately thought John Mayer.

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  14. It's Nick Carter. Check out Ted Casablanca's Purcell Poke-Me.

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  15. hey guys, to answer your question, the whole 'blind item' just seems gratuitous. I mean , who really cares? Do you? For those who dont care, doesn't mean that we are 'prudes'. Just means I'd rather not waste my time. Of course, by writing this I guess I am! BTW welcome to our site.

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  16. See, I'm probably way out there and really wrong, but immediately I went to David Foster. He has worked with JT and Josh Groban.

    I also like the Buble guess though. I just feel like the Josh Groban thing is point us somewhere.

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  17. Robbie Williams? He had an album called "the ego has landed" i think

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  18. I agree with everyone who guessed John Mayer.

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  19. It's obviously Jay Z.
    Beyonce has even sung about his "ego."

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  20. I don't think its John Mayer, she's had a couple of things about him in the last couple of days and there's nothing there, she'd throw out a little hint by now.

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