Thursday, December 17, 2009

Lainey- Holiday Riddles

2 from Lainey today:

Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.

Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.


* Our top guesses: For #1 Alex Rodriguez; For #2 Hugh Jackman

45 comments:

  1. #1 Tiger?
    #2 Don't know. Was thinking Vin Diesel but he is not married.

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  2. fist one is def ARod

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  3. first one is totally A-Rod. she's using all of the terms she uses to describe him.

    #2 - no clue...

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  4. The first blind is A-Rod and the second story is Hugh Jackman. The head of his production company is a 20 something Italian guy (you can Google his name) who is always with him. He even goes to awards shows with Hugh and his wife. Lainey always goes on about what a great guy Hugh is in real life, so the term "delightful" makes sense.

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  5. #1 sounds like Jake
    #2 don't know but the person who wrote about Hugh Jackman, I like that guess

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  6. 1 - ARod, though it seems a bit too obvious considering her post on him and Kate on Tuesday
    2 - Hugh Jackman

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  7. I agree AROD obviously, and Hugh J.

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  8. Seriously, would you call Hugh an action star? i agree ARod for # 1, but even though some of #2 fits for Hugh, he really isn't an action star first, is he?

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  9. Can't get much more "action movie" than 4 X-Men movies. I vote it's Hugh as well for the second one.

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  10. I like the ARod and Hugh J. guesses. Makes sense. Funny that Hugh J is both an action star and a broadway star. His wife is such an obvious beard.

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  11. I think #2 is definitely Hugh Jackman. In fact, I wondered why it would even be a blind because it seems so obvious!

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  12. #1 is John Gosselin I think. Seem to remember one of his string of bimbos commenting that he was 'lacking'.

    #2 I like Hugh Jackman for this one too. He really is delightful, and everytime I see him with his wife, something just seems not quite right. Though they are are 'delightful' family

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  13. Oooh....this picture pretty much solidifies my vote for Hugh as #2!

    http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20081203/425.jackman.furness.polermo.lc.120308.jpg

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  14. Yep I think we have got two great top guesses. Alex Rodriguez and Hugh Jackman!

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  15. This is the post by LAiney from Tuesday about Arod/Kate Hudson breakup

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Alex_Rodriguez_tries_to_make_it_seem_like_he_broke_up_with_Kate_Hudson.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

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  16. Agreed 100%. Very very obvious.

    I just wish Hugh comes out sooner with his hot "partner". They are cute and I really like them together.

    BF: http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2117572/hugh-jackman-jordana-brewster-teen-choice-awards-01/

    Wife:
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2402253/hugh-jackman-daniel-craig-all-time-top-fundraisers-02/

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  17. well, if it IS Hugh, then at least this pretty much clears him for Cuba, for all those who still thought it to be him.

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  18. Lainey has already ruled out Hugh for cuba in her post.

    This is Hugh for sure.

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  19. #2 as Hugh J?
    oh NO! I love him! Darn!! :(

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  20. The last line of the first to me rules out A-Rod. There were a lot of stories pre-breakup about how well endowed he is. The way its written makes me believe Lainey is trying to say the blind is small in the pants.

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  21. #2 not Hugh. Sometimes it is not as obvious as it seems. John is not the head of his company either.

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  22. John Palermo is his business partner, who lives on the same grounds as Hugh and Debra and holidays with them.

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  23. Which team of people have rings? I seem to remember a business partner/wife/movie star who each have a ring? Is that Hugh? If so, totally them.

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  24. Hugh et al all have rings, apparently. but I don't know - he and his wife seem to have a genuine respect and friendship too - it's hard to think she's bearding for him.

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  25. John runs Hugh's company in LA and he is both producing partner and manager of Hugh.

    Only John and Hugh wear the eternity bands with Sanskrit writing that says "creativity, equanimity, courage and communication". Hugh's wife never wears it, even if she has one.

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  26. Hugh and Deborah have been living in NYC for much, if not most, of the last 3 years. They're papped on a regular basis and I don't see John with them. I also don't hear any local scuttlebutt about Hugh and John, just that everyone who meets Hugh thinks he's a great guy.

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  27. 8:36 is so wrong. They only moved to NYC last Nov. And I have seen pictures of John coming out of the apartment building on multiple occasions.

    Of course you won't see a lot of John. He avoids being photographed with Hugh because of the rumors.

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  28. This is where i have trouble believing it's Hugh - if EVERYONE knows, why bother hiding it? I mean, maybe he and his wife were together before he fell for John, or maybe he got together with her, afraid a gay man couldn't make it in Hollywood, or maybe they genuinely care for each other, whatever. But if it is NO secret that he and John are lovers, then why does John hide, what is the big deal???

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  29. Everyone means people in the entertainment industry, not your average moviegoers. It is a big deal because the studio is afraid the general public won't approve this ménage à trois thus hurt his public image.

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  30. 1#A-rod
    2# Hugh Jackman
    Jackman was at Kylie Minogue NY concert this years with John Palermo and without his wife
    Palermo lives with them

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  31. I don't doubt for a second that Deborah and Hugh care for each other, and love each other very much - they've shared a great deal of their lives together, have adopted kids together etc. It is an unusual arrangement, but it's not impossible to negotiate espeically when they're all doing so well fiancially off it.

    all the reports of Hugh ARE that he's amazingly sweet and down to earth - this isn't a seedy, behind-the-scenes sex scandal really. it's just about the parts these peopl are choosing to show to the public as dictated by the industry they work in.

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  32. Agree with 5:43 completely. It is pretty open and everybody involved seems to be happy.

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  33. It's not Hugh. This gossip gets spread around so long that people are starting to believe it. But that does not make it true.... Hugh has said many many times that he is straight - Going far back to his days before he was famous. Why not believe him?

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  34. because his young business partner lives with Jackman family in the same house!
    do you live with your boss?

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  35. When you are starting out you might live wherever you could find a place. Things are not always as they seem. It is not Hugh.

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  36. When you are starting out, yes of course you might share houses.

    15-20 years later though?

    Come on...

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  37. John's whole family lives in LA, if he needs a place for starting out he can just live at home.

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  38. A-Rod goes without saying.
    I thought of Will Smith right away.

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  39. awful truth

    "Dear Ted:
    What's your take on Hugh Jackman and his family? Met them briefly and they seem really nice and normal. Do you think his marriage is the real shiz? What about the gay rumors about him? Much love.
    —EC

    Dear Picture Perfect:
    They are very, very nice, and I think they're all very happy, but no family is without its secrets. And the rumors certainly aren't quashed at all, what with the constant presence of Jackman's omnipresent handsome, male business partner."

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  40. I think we can all safely say the first one was Jon Gosselin? lol ... douchebag.

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  41. I'm hearing word Hugh and the business partner boyfriend broke up...hmm.

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