Sex & drink
When do the drugs kick in? Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of. Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble. At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth? Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.
Update Nov 4 - Lainey has eliminated Taylor Swift, Ali Lohan.
Top suspect/Lainey has semi-revealed to be: Miley Cyrus
Miley.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Has to be Miley.
ReplyDeleteMiley for sure.. And it soo matches her Me-Me Dallas BV, and with everything both Laney and Ted hint about her.
ReplyDeleteMiley for sure.
ReplyDeleteTotally Miley. The "billion dollar brand" gave it away along with "handlers."
ReplyDeleteits definatley miley, there cant be any doubt about it
ReplyDeleteReally? Maybe I took it too obviously b/c I thought it was Britney. "Not that innocent" and the fact that she is under lock down and probably not supposed to be drinking. It would be more scandalous if it was Miley, though!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Britney too. "not that innocent" as a hint.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is Britney is TOO obvious and Lainey is not that clumsy in writing BIs.
ReplyDeleteBesides, how much innocence is left in a 28 year old mother of two?
Nah, it's Miley.
Got to be! The whole "Lord" part--Miley's family is uber religious. I also got the impression that she was younger...as in underage.
ReplyDeleteIf not Miley, then maybe Taylor MOMSEN? The elimination of Taylor Swift part may be a hint...Momsen looks like trouble.
Not Taylor Momsen. She is not religious("Lord probably wouldn't approve of")Miley's family DOES pretend to be religious-plus Taylor M. doesn't pretend to be innocent.
ReplyDeleteNot Britney! Andy is right; she is 28-year-old mother of two; no scandal there if she was pregnant. She is apparently doing well w/ her new BF.
Def Miley.
Miley for sure: brand, handlers, mommy and daddy, yapping without thinking
ReplyDeleteYep...all that would come out of the "beat me" mouth.
ReplyDeleteyea seems to be miley... will add label
ReplyDeleteLainey said today to focus on the mouth. HAs to be Miley.
ReplyDeleteI saw Lainey's comment today too on focusing on the mouth. That appears to pretty much seal it for Miley with the way Lainey always points out her beat-me mouth.
ReplyDeleteOMG, definitely Miley. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteFrom Thurs
ReplyDelete"To Todd & Tina, husband and wife gossips – thank you so much, it’s an honour. As for retiring…I’ll still be gossiping as an old hag, promise. By then, perhaps, I can enlighten you about Sex & Drink. But for now, all I can tell you is to focus on the mouth."
And then this is the "beat me mouth" Lainey article about Miley from Nov '08
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_and_her_beat_me_out_low_classy_on_Ellen.aspx
semi-reveal!
I'm agreeing probably Miley....she used to quote Jesus on Twitter all the time...and she sooooo wasn't just holding hands with Justin Gaston! Puhlease as if!
ReplyDeletemakes sense, plus she's a huge fan of britney so "not that innocent" still works
ReplyDeleteProbably Miley. She is supposed to be such a goal for young girls but has turned into a hochy-mama. How does she feel now that Taylor swift has won the BIG award? Miley needs to get her act together.
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