One No-Shame Same-Sex Blind Vice
This baby's sure to break a lotta hearts out there. Now, it's certainly not news that Nevis Divine is undeniably sexy. He's got a steady following from fans and paparazzi to a bevy of nearly naked gals, all vying for a piece of luscious Nev's sorta hairy frame.
But as so often is the case with the hugely slobbered set, Nevis doesn't always look to the chicks to ignite his fire. In fact, we very nearly could have a potential Toothy Tile on our hands, 'cause just like old beloved Tooth, boy Divine was once as carefree with his attraction to guys as he now is with the fairer sex:
Nevis has been famous for a while now, but his white-hot infamy's only recently been building. And we just learned that only a couple of years ago, N.D. showed up to a very prominent Industry function, and as his date, brought along another man. Love this dude's nerve! As N.D. introduced his non-famous plus one, Nevis-babe was sure to label his companion a boyfriend, while the two were nonchalantly "couply" all evening, say those who hang with Mr. D now as they did then.
And no, we're most decidedly not saying this was a boy-date who was simply a friend, but a friend with nooky benefits, for sure. Pals close to our semicloseted heartthrob claim that N.D. would "fool around" with guys sometimes, but that he considered it "no big deal."
Which is ironic because, really, it isn't. At least, not until one of those fooler-arounders heads to the nearest checkbook-dispensing tabloid office.
And it ain't: Robert Buckley, Corbin Bleu, Penn Badgley
* List of eliminated as of 2/11/12 - Robert Buckley, Corbin Bleu, Penn Badgley, John Mayer, Daniel Radcliffe, Zac Efron, Shia LeBeouf, Justin Bartha, Bradley Cooper, Simon Baker, Kevin Connolly, Matt Dallas, Dwayne Johnson, Gerard Butler, Kellan Lutz, Chace Crawford, Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ed Westwick, Emile Hirsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Hugh Grant, Diego Luna, James Franco, Tom Sturridge, Ben Barnes, George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Will Smith, Jim Sturgess, James McAvoy, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, Ryan Reynolds, Edward Norton, David Boreanaz, Sebastian Stan, Olivier Martinez, Michael Cera, Eric Bana, Hayden Christensen, Mike Myers, Alex O'Loughlin, Keanu Reeves, Joshua Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Channing Tatum, Colin Farrell, Austin Nichols, Rodrigo Santoro, Ryan Gosling, Jude Law, Daniel Radcliffe, Austin Nichols, Paul Wesley, Ed Westwick, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, Adrian Grenier, Channing Tatum, Jeremy Renner, Anton Yelchin, Charlie Sheen, Wentworth Miller, Cam Gigandet, Adam Lambert, Russell Brand, John Goodman, Henry Cavill, Orlando Bloom, Dominic Monaghan, Paul Rudd, Ryan Phillippe, Adrian Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Josh Brolin.
* Our top suspect: Robert Pattinson
* Please use the label below for a link to all of the newer Nevis BVs.
* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV: Nevis Divine is Robert Pattinson.
I believe this is about that guy from twilight Robert Pattinson. Have heard rumblings from hollywood sources he swings both ways and might be closeted. Explains why Camillia Belle was just a "friend". He has been on the scene for a while even though he only recently attained hearthrob status among the tween set.
ReplyDeleteN.D. could very well be Young ND-ana Jones - Shia LeBeouf. When was the last time he was romantically linked?
ReplyDeletejames franco
ReplyDeleteI agree Dayna. James Franco fits.
ReplyDeleteI agree Dayna. James Franco fits.
ReplyDeleteBut then James Franco is already Crotch Uh-Lastic.
ReplyDeleteI don't think James Franco is "sorta hairy" either... isn't he smooth-chested?
ReplyDeleteMe thinks this could be Adrian Grenier. He's the only hairy one I could think of at the moment!!
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI thought your website problems were supposed to be resolved by the end of January? It's so slow! BTW, is Nevis Divine John Mayer?
—Anonymous in Dallas
Dear Mayorizing:
I know too much about Mr. Mayer to find him "undeniably sexy," as I do the real Nevis. And all our bugs will be fixed before Nev outs himself loud 'n' proud, thanks for sticking by."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Daniel Radcliffe?
—Visitor
Dear Homo Potter:
Sorry, sweets, ain't him. If any fey fellas wanna see Danny's privates, they can buy a ticket to Equus. Nevis is slightly harder to uncover."
It could be Robert Pattinson, think about it:
ReplyDelete-crazy Twihards
-was sorta famous from Harry Potter
-has a hairy chest
Oh my god! Sorry, off topic but just saw this
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
What's the deal with Lance Armstrong and his baby on the way? The guy gets around. Is he as happy as he is saying?
—Earno
Dear Trick or Treat:
The guy has a revolving door of suitors. Would that make you happy?
SUITORS... isn't that specifically a term used for males? Did Ted out Lance Armstrong?
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteDoes Nevis Divine have famous siblings and have a movie coming out soon?
—BMB
Dear Watering for Divine:
Define soon."
"Suitor" is NOT specifically used for males only. Don't think he is outing lance by using that word.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think Robert Pattinson was particularly quiet about his bisexuality...
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI was just watching HSM3 and my gaydar was off the charts when it came to Zac Efron. Any chance he's Toothy Tile or Nevis Devine?
—I
Dear Homofron:
Zac's too young to be Toothy. Fab guess on Nevis though, but wrong guy. Think less dimply."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI know you keep insinuating that Rob Pattinson is bi/gay. But to be honest, I think that's you just trying to throw us off or something. Is Nevis Devine from One No-Shame Same-Sex Blind Vice Shia LaBeouf?
—Ashley
Dear So Sure:
Shia has more out-there vices than cavorting around with secret boyfriends."
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ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Devine Justin Bartha or Bradley Cooper? Both of them scream formerly uncloseted, now closeted, gay to me.
— Tyler
Dear Screaming Mad:
Neither are Nevis! You’re getting very warm, though. So warm I’m mushy just tellin’ ya about it!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Simon Baker? If not, has he ever been a subject of any of your blinds?
—Michael, South Carolina
Dear Breaking Baker:
Nevis is a tad younger than Simon. As for Si's other dirty indiscretions? They're safe from me...for now."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteOne No-Shame Same-Sex Blind Vice: I'd like to clear Robert Pattinson's good name. Is it Kevin Connolly?
—Coraline
Dear Not Clearing Kev:
Wrong Vice for Connolly, so sorry! His is a diff one."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIt's not that I'm dying to know who Nevis Divine is, what's killing me is the silence on your part as to who he is not. And in some odd and inexplicably psychotic way, I very badly want to protect Robert Pattinson's good name. So I'm asking again: Is Nevis Kevin Connolly? I was already embarrassed finding myself emailing the first time...must I do it again?
—Coraline
Dear Persistence:
Like I said, One No-Shame Same-Sex is the wrong Vice for Kev. Feel free to try again, babe!"
I don't think it could be Robert Pattinson. Ted said "Nevis is a tad younger than Simon." Robert is almost 20 years younger than Simon. I'd say 20 years is harldy "a tad".
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteOK, so I think maybe I actually figured this out. Schlong Sleaze-Wad is Ben Affleck and Nevis Divine is Matt Dallas. Also, Ted, beautiful Ted, I love you! I'm gay, 28, 6-foot and Italian. Need a pool boy?
—Scornedsunshine
Dear Ciao Bella:
No on Ben, no on Matt (close, though), and sorry, sweetie, no on the last offer, the Casablanca casa doesn't come with a pool. Do ya know how to program TiVo, though?"
possibly Zac Efron or break my heart with Simon Baker??
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteYour Nevis Devine is possibly the infamous Dwayne Johnson. It seems to fit. What do you think?
—Pearl
Dear Foul Smell:
I think you're in the wrong age group, dear. But right...eagerness. "
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteJust wondering if Nevis Divine and Crotch Uh-Lastic have been in a film together? If yes, has it been in a film released in the past two years?
—BMB
Dear Movie Muff:
Not that I'm aware of, but if they had, Crotch would have had to have held back his excitement I'm sure."
Taylor Kitsch from Friday Night Lights and now X-Men fame.
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteYou keep alluding to the idea that Rob Pattinson has such a racy history. How could he—he's only 22! However, that causes me to ask you the same question about Rob that I asked a number of months back: Has Rob been a Blind Vice?
—Janie, Chicago
Dear Young Rebel:
Ever heard of Drew Barrymore? Babe was getting drunk and high before she could drive. Quite possible, hon. And the answer to your last query is affirmative."
Nevis Devine?
ReplyDeleteHello Scotland calling!
Slightly younger than Simon Baker/ b-day: July 30 1969
Hmmm
Gerard Butler/ B-day: November 13 1969
That's slightly younger.
And for those of you who are geographically challenged Nevis is a mountain range in the Highlands of Scotland.
DUH!
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI read on Megan Fox's MySpace today that Robert Pattinson is in a relationship with a close friend of hers. I haven't read anything...what's your thoughts?
—Amie
Dear Pattinson's Paramour:
You'll be reading all about Pattinson's conquests soon enough.
Dear Ted:
I'm a fan of Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone, and after reading your last Blind Vice I was wondering if you were talking about them. Are they a couple? Please give me a straight answer on this one.
—luisshi99
Dear Talkin' Twilight:
Not a couple. Close tho, babe!
Dear Ted:
Love your style, Ted! I pay very close attention to your blolumn, and I think I have most of your Vices figured out. I have a little confusion on Nevis Devine. Does his first name start with a T, and do we spend our Friday nights watching him on the boob tube?
—Kendra, Kalamazoo
Dear Way Off:
Jeez, even luissh, above is closer, and she wasn't even asking about the dude!"
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs One Franchise Fagola Rob Pattinson? Come on, we know you want to tell us.
—Etrockstad
Dear Wrong Franchise:
And wrong B.V. for Pattinson, babe.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI just can't shake the Blind Vice about Nevis Divine. It just seems too obvious as Nevis is a mountain range in Scotland. Also, he is supposedly "slightly younger" than Simon Baker whose B-day is in July of 1969. Gerard Butler is Scottish, born in November of 1969 and seems less socially awkward with men than women. Am I hot or cold on this?
—Dixiematlack
Dear Det. Kilt:
Slightly deranged would be my assessment."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI love your site, it never fails to brighten my day. Please will you tell me whether Emile Hirsch is our beloved Toothy Tile, and Kellan Lutz is Nevis Devine?
—J
Dear Too Suspicious:
Something rub you the wrong way 'bout those two babes? Close, physically (but not at all emotionally) on the first, and just completely way off—in every regard—on the latter. Nevis isn't exactly hugely hump-worthy on sight, like Kellan."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteNevis Devine has got to be Chace Crawford.
—Orchidscent
Dear Innocent Chase:
This B.V. isn't C.C. He wishes he had this guy's talent. "
Nevis is Robert Pattinson. Pattinson's boy friend is Tom Sturridge. They've been going together for over 2 yrs now. I think they even live together.
ReplyDeleteCare to comment on that one ted?
Nevis Divine is Orlando Bloom. Ted says Nevis has a sort of hairy frame. Orlando wears a wig in his new movie - "Sympathy for Delicious." Nevis is in the Caribbean. Orlando was in Pirates of the Caribbean. Divine is godly or from God. The DJ in Sympathy for Delicious has the "divine" gift of healing. The AIA Corbin Bleu works for Disney and Bleu sounds akin to Bloom. Pirates was a Disney movie. Ted said the Justin Bartha guess made him all mushy. Justin Bartha went to Bloomfield High School. Miranda Kerr is a beard - this photo op is obviously staged and they aren't even doing a good job of faking it. Look at all the pictures here: http://tinyurl.com/cemqvq Finally, I emailed Ted and asked him if Orlando Bloom has ever been the subject of a blind, and he emailed me back and said "of course!" I think if y'all look closely you may discover some additional clues Ted has given.
ReplyDeleteI feel kind of dirty since I figured it all out. I wish Orlando nothing but the best.
Michael
South Carolina
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking long and hard on this: Nevis Divine is Hugh Jackman right?
—Mcbader
Dear Not Exactly:
Nevis runs in the younger crowd."
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteRobert Pattinson is going to be 23 this month! Have you decided what you're going to get him for his birthday? How about giving him (and his publicist) an early present and confirming that Rob is not Nevis Divine.
—Imqaatdbru
Dear Birthday Boy:
That would be far too big a gift, even for my fave Robbie, don't you think?
Clearly Rob!
In regards to Orlando i wudnt exactly say hes white hotnow or recently maybe a couple of years ago
Yep - basically outing Rob P for this!
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
Robert Pattinson is going to be 23 this month! Have you decided what you're going to get him for his birthday? How about giving him (and his publicist) an early present and confirming that Rob is not Nevis Divine.
—Imqaatdbru
Dear Birthday Boy:
That would be far too big a gift, even for my fave Robbie, don't you think?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteJust love your articles! I so trust your Bitch-Backs and Blind Vices, and not just the ones I choose to believe. Yes, I too am a Robsten fan. Since I believe in all your articles, is it safe to say that Rob is not a man whore but someone who plays both ways?
—Twi Mom
Dear Come Again?
Both ways meaning for the cameras and his heart? Not quite sure what you're driving at."
Dear blurry vice,
ReplyDeleteIf Ted believed that Nevis Devine was RP, why is he insisting that Robsten should come out of the dating closet?
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Orlando Bloom? It definitely looks like that chick he is with is a beard! Process of elimination.
—ponder.this
Dear Not Bloom:
You haven't eliminated every hunk just yet, deary!"
may 8
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
Is Viggo Mortensen Nevis Divine?
—anonymous
Dear Good One:
No, but fantastic guess. Think younger, different nationality."
Lulu -
ReplyDeleteI think it's clear that Nevis is bi or just tested the waters. This instance where he brought the date, was in the past. We aren't sure who Nevis is dating right now, man or woman. Right? Maybe I am reading it differently.
May 19
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
Is Nevis Devine also know as Jonathan Rhys Meyers? He totally fits the description!
—CSutherland
Dear Divinely Devine:
Not totally, he doesn't! Right on almost everything else.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Devine also know as Jonathan Rhys Meyers? He totally fits the description!
—CSutherland
Dear Divinely Devine:
Not totally, he doesn't! Right on almost everything else."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI miss all of your Nevis Devine talk. Is Nevis still confused or has he finally made a decision to stick with the fairer sex (girls)? Eagerly waiting.
—Ponder This
Dear Don't Understand:
Why must people who like to have sex with both men and women get constantly referred to as "confused"? Can't he just be a natural-born horndog!?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteSomeone seems to think that Ed Westwick is Nevis Devine. Can you confirm or deny this silly rumor?
—Need to Know
Dear Gossip Girl:
Very close. But we haven't written about Ed's vice. Yet."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteAll you talk about is Twilight, Robsten, Robert Pattinson. Come on, tell us more about Nevis Devine. I miss him!
—Cibele
Dear Bringing Back Bi:
I'm sure you don't miss him as much as you think you do.
Dear Ted:
Has Robert Pattinson ever been a victim of your Blind Vice?
—Am
Dearing Damning Det:
Not sure I like your usage of the term "victim." It's a damn honor to be a Blind Vicer!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox and Robert Pattinson? Ted, out of respect for Kristen Stewart, can you please straighten this out? Also, you know how the meanies love to call Rob a man-whore at any opportunity. Hasn't Robsten been through enough? I thought you were going to help them without putting potholes in the road.
—JD
Dear Road Bump:
What, you think Rob and Kristen don't have pasts?
Dear Ted:
I love your site. Can you please tell me if Rob is bisexual?
—NGuyenkim
Dear Rob Lover:
Would that change how you feel about him?"
yikes! is RP really the bi Nevis...?
ReplyDeleteaccording to Ted's reply about KS new hairdo.
"Robert likes a boyish look."
Ted notted RP as Nevis today. In today's Bitch-Back, Ted says that Nevis has never worked with Reese Witherspoon. Rob and Reese worked on Vanity Fair together; therefore, Rob is not Nevis Devine.
ReplyDeletebe Nevis as he worked with Reese Witherspoon in Vanity Fair...he played her son in a cut scene that lasted a good 7 to 9 minutes. Can someone with this column confirm this with Ted?? The question came in and was answered today in his column
ReplyDeleteSorry...my comment was cut off...Rob Pattinson CANNOT be Nevis as he worked with Reese Witherspoon in Vanity Fair...he played her son in a cut scene that lasted a good 7 to 9 minutes. Can someone with this column confirm this with Ted?? The question came in and was answered today in his column
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHas Reese Witherspoon ever worked with Nevis Devine?
—Jennifer
Dear Reese-spicous:
Nope. She has worked with other Blind Vice subjects...and been one herself!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI am stumped with Nevis Devine. Can you give us another clue, please?
—Curious II
Dear Hunting Nevis:
He has a great coif."
I won't mark Rob as eliminated as NEvis until Ted says that clearly. Ted is known to not get facts straight. According to IMDB yes they were both in Vanity Fair but for Rob, the role is listed as "uncredited". And to the person above - you said the scene was cut out of the movie? I wouldn't be so sure Ted even realizes they were technically in that movie together.
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteYou sneaky devil! I started reading your column out of boredom at work, and now I'm hooked on Nevis Divine and Twi gossip. Love it! What's the problem with this? Well, I'm a 44-year old (mostly) lesbian mother to two teenagers, and now you've got me all in a lather over hot bi guys half my age! I've got to know: Has Nevis Divine ever been to rehab?
—Queer Cougar
Dear Queer Cougar (Love It):
Not unless he's kept it superduper quiet! Which he does most things, but rehab is not one, I'm fairly certain. "
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Emile Hirsch? Please tell us, Ted!
—AMJ
Dear Speed Racer:
No, but amazingly fab and close guess. "
Hey, what about Ben Barnes?!
ReplyDeleteSince it was a cut scene, I don't think Ted knows they worked together. Everything points out to RP. I wrote tons of mails to Ted asking if Nevis is RP and guess what? He never answered. This means he can't answer.
ReplyDeletei think Nevis Divine is no other than Stephen Moyer. They have similarities with Robert pattinson. So if ted hints that ND is robert, there's a possibility too that ted is actually hinting Stephen Moyer. For those who doesn't know him, he's the lead actor in True Blood in HBO
ReplyDeleteBen Barnes and Tom Sturridge have been eliminated on 07/08/09 B*tch Back!
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteAlready sent my guess on Toothy Tile, now it's Nevis Divine's turn. He has to be James Franco. I don't know why, but I feel so sure (on both guesses).
—Wanda
Dear Let's Be Franco:
J.F. has his own vices to worry about. He's just as delicious as Nevis, tho!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHow about a twofer? Please? Is Nevis Divine Tom Sturridge? If not, is he Ben Barnes? Am I close?
—imqaatdbru
Dear Double Trouble:
No to both, and no, you are not close."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Hugh Grant?
—Lovely Libra
Dear "Almost," but Not Quite:
Wrong age group, darling. Also wrong style, mannerisms, 'tude, like, everything!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Diego Luna?
—Isa2des
Dear Divine Intervention:
Right idea, wrong out of this country stud. "
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteLove you to pieces! I'll get right down to it: Rob Pattinson. Everyone makes a big deal out of him and Kristen sharing shades and shirts. There have been lots of pics that prove he and his "best friend" Tom Sturridge share clothes, too.
—Jules
Dear Wink-Wink:
And your point is?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHas Robert Pattinson been blessed to be a Blind Vice more than once?
—Sally
Dear Technicality:
He's starred in one and guest starred in another—so I guess you could say he has. "
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteLove your column, Ted, and not a day goes by that I don't stop by multiple times! I'm still stuck on the identity of Nevis Divine. Is he the oh-so-gorgeous Alexander Skarsgård?
—Jill
Dear Blind Vice Bloodsucker:
You and many people are, darling! Nevis is not what he seems to be; read the clues carefully. And that's a no on A.S., but close. "
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteSo handsome, so sexy, so stinky (now that you've started smoking again). You've noted Bradley Cooper, Justin Bartha, Orlando Bloom and Shia LaBeouf as the divine one. Coincidentally, all four of these strapping young men are in the movie New York, I Love You... Can you just go ahead and confirm at this point that Nevis is not in this movie, even if he has been romantically linked with someone in this movie?
—Imqaatdbru
Dear Nevis, I Love You:
Where would the fun be in that be, honey? But I'll give you something else, instead: The real Nevis Divine sometimes has to use makeup on his bod parts to appear even more real. Get it?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Jim Sturgess or James McAvoy? A clue, a hint or an outright denial?
—Jandlinn
Dear British Wish:
James McAvoy is a fab guess, but no on both of those. Think less obviously humpy. "
I thought Nevis was RPattz too until Ted said a couple of things including make the comment SEVERAL times that Nevis is not immediately humpy or hump worthy. Well, we all know Ted thinks Rob hangs the moon. Also, Rob was in a 9 minute cut scene in Vanity Fair with Reese Witherspoon and Ted said Nevis was not in a movie w/ Reese....also, Ted has NOT made a single comment to any of the questions or comments we've made to his post/blog asking him about this inconsistency.
ReplyDeleteI keep wavering back and forth on is it or isn't it Rob. Many things Ted says leads me to believe it is him, but some things don't add up either...frustrating.
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI enjoy reading your column although the hA.T.ers have been unleashed lA.T.ely and often I get really pissed reading all the stupidities they said. I really appreciA.T.e if you could answer me if Nevis Divine is from England or Australia?
–LA.T.ina
Dear Divine Digging:
WhA.T. makes you think ND's Continental accent is from one of those places?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI'm a fairly new reader of A.T. and love thA.T. you not only deliver the juiciest gossip, but also share bits of your personal life (the beautiful tribute to Butch ) and political views (Prop 8). I am dying to figure out the identity of Nevis Divine and hope you will answer this question: Besides his acting skills, is Nevis also known to be musically talented?
—Ange
Dear Divinely Goods:
He is, but thA.T.'s not whA.T. he's known for."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteJust wondering if Nevis Divine is none other than Stephen Moyer? Or perhaps Zac Efron, who admits using makeup both onscreen and off? Hope you'll confirm if either is N.D.
–Mary
Dear Devilish Divine:
Think younger and more in-your-face good-looking than Stephen. "
- no clear answer on Zac.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Ryan Kwanten by chance?
–Misyol
Dear Bloodthirsty:
Such a delicious thought, and close you are, but Nevis isn't that ripped. "
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHas anyone considered Ryan Reynolds as Nevis Divine? He looks all painted up for his next project.
—Sally
Dear Not So Divine:
I can barely keep track of every guess bitch-backed to me, but rest assured Ry's free from Nevis' vices. Mr. Divine ain't hitched, even though you'd barely know R2 was by the way he keeps it hush-hush."
I was intrigued by this blind vice and I see Orlando Bloom was eliminated. I had read at the E! forum that Ted something about ND having a Continental accent and when asked if BV was from England or Australia his reply was whatever gave you that idea which isn't a complete denial. I wracked my brains trying to think who is a hunk around the age of those indicated by the various clues and was from Europe. The only actor that came to mind was Olivier Martinez, he who cheated on Kylie Minogue whilst undergoing breast cancer treatment but from his imdb page he doesn't seem to be busy enough or hot enough right now in Hollywood. However when I googled his name under the news section I got a few articles mentioning that Orlando Bloom and Olivier Martinez are best pals and been out bike riding together recently. Given someone's wonderful
ReplyDeleterecap on how Orlando Bloom fit the clues???
These are the guys that I think fit more the clues and I would like to discuss it with you guys !
ReplyDelete- Jamie Bell
- Gaspard Ulliel
- Dominic Cooper
I forgot an other important one that i thought was already ruled out but.. not yet:
ReplyDeleteHugh Dancy!
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteAre you sure Nevis Divine never worked with Reese Witherspoon? R.Pattz was in a deleted scene with Reese in the movie Vanity Fair.
—Soft Ball Fan
Dear Sneaky Sneaky:
Do you really think I'm that dumb? Just for that, I'm not even going to answer you with a hint. Smooth. "
-- So Ted is sort of eliminating Rob here... saying that is not dumb and wouldn't have missed that. But not really clarifying anything at the same time.
Ted also mentioned that readers are way off on Nevis Devine. So I am keeping Rob as a top guess, but he is definitely not confirmed for this. Stay tuned...
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteMy head is spinning with all the Nevis Divine chatter. I started back at the beginning and now have a Divine notebook full of facts! This is my best guess: Sebastian Stan. Did all my hard work pay off?
—curiousgman
Dear Hard Work, No Payoff:
Don't quit your day job. Think much higher profile, babe."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Olivier Martinez?
—ladylch
Dear Divine Guess:
But Nevis is less dripping with sweat than Olivier."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteLongtime reader, first-time caller (I think...). Love the column! Certainly the time spent on reading the tabloids must be good for something...Nevis Divine? Michael Cera?
—Natalia
Dear Sweet, Sweet Natalia:
Nevis is far more attractive than that one-trick pony Michael Cera. And haven't I answered this one already? Think far more well-rounded, chiseled."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHow is Nevis Divine's love life going?
—Jennifer
Dear Dating Divine:
Nevis's love life is confusing, as is the case with any good-looking guy who can sleep with probably anyone (and any gender) he wants!"
"
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
Is Alexander Skarsgård Nevis Divine?
—Pfuente
Dear Divampire:
Nope. Too Swedish. And not nearly mysterious enough.
Dear Ted:
Does Nevis Divine have a movie coming out in August?
—Melanie
Dear Summer Hope:
Perhaps. He's a very busy boy.
Dear Ted:
Is Nevis Divine Ed Westwick? I think I read something about Nevis Divine being a bit hairy, and, well, I think we all saw the Rolling Stone pictures.
—JNT
Dear Right Track:
Wrong mate.
Dear Ted:
In your Tornado Watch, you say Australian men are "sexy, sweaty, hot and delicious." Then you left a clue in your Bitch-Back! about Nevis Divine being "less sweaty" than the Olivier Martinez! That a clue? I'm going to guess Nevis Divine is Eric Bana! Close?
—K From Kali
Dear Aussie Mystery:
Oh, puss, you're reading far too much into that. This is a simple blolumn, not a perfectly crafted web of carefully placed clues. Think less muscled, but just as deliciously dark—in some ways.
Dear Ted:
I have to ask, do you always speak in double negatives? Being someone who works with language professionally, I notice these things in a slightly different way perhaps than your average fan—it can make one's life rather complicated unless, of course, those close to you understand the doublespeak. It leaves you deliciously having said something that could be read any which way—a total noncommittal. Like all your clues for dear old Nevis Divine. Will you just tell me whether you pay as much attention to the words you choose (and even the punctuation) as your fans (and haters) do? On another note, love the new pup. How is it working out? We had a rescue dog for a while, but it started trying to bite everyone who came near us—lovely to us, but with lots of kids around we couldn't keep it. Our trainer fell in love with her and kept her.
—Anon
Dear Language Love:
It's an art, my dear. Confusion is the name of the game when you're playing with Blind Vices! Glad you got your guy a new home, too, thanks."
What about Ryan Gosling? I don't think this Alex guy is nearly famous enough to have a real pap. following...
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI have gone over your clues for Nevis and everyone's guesses. Talk about being all over the dart board! Young, old, light, dark, muscles, skinny. Here's my guess. Another shot in the dark, but Alex O'Loughlin? Australian. He was a vampire in Moonlight and is now in Whiteout (white-hot infamy?). He was in August Rush with Jonathan Rhys Meyers and plays guitar. He broke up with his longtime girlfriend in January. He's not especially "cut" and not immediately humpy, but I find him dead sexy. Close?
—Ebby
Dear Sure:
But not close enough.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if you have answered this, but is James Franco Nevis Divine?
—Jennifer
Dear Franco-furter:
Yes and no. Guess which answer is to which question."
(JF has already been eliminated)
I don't really see how Pattinson is anything but excluded.
ReplyDeleteI don't see how Orlando Bloom IS excluded. All Ted said was that not everyone ELSE had been excluded. He never said that Orlando WASN'T Nevis.
ReplyDelete-The initial AIAs point to a last naming beginning with B. (Buckley, Badgely, Bleu)
-The Matt Dallas guess was close? How can Matt Dallas be close to anyone resembling Nevis --- except that, if OB is Nevis, it fits that both Matt Dallas and Orlando Bloom both have American cities in their names: Orlando, Dallas.
-He reportedly dated Kirsten Dunst while they were filming Elizabethtown.
-He has 4 projects in various stages of production right now on IMDB, and Ted stated that Nevis is a busy boy.
Meh?
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI believe your friend Nevis Divine has to be Keanu Reeves. And Toothy Tile is Jamie Foxx.
—Pearl Mae
Dear Duuuuude:
Close, but no B.V. cigar, dollface. Nevis has a wee bit more personality than Keanu (or at least post-Bill & Ted Keanu). And Toothy is not the Foxx, although Jamie has been a B.V. of his very own of just-as-delicious variety."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Gerard Butler a good guess for Nevis?
—Moflo
Dear Close:
Excellent."
I'm going to throw Rodrigo Santoro out there. His 300 co-star Gerard Butler was an "excellent" guess and Diego Luna was close. He's commonly mistaken for Olivier Martinez, and RS would probably be considered the less "sweaty" of the two. He's younger than Simon Baker, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Grant and Viggo Mortensen and The Rock. He's "close" to JRM in that they've both portrayed real life heads of state multiple times.
ReplyDeleteHe's been recognized in the US since the Charlie's Angels sequel and Love Actually, but not really by name until 300 (which included tons of body paint and exaggerated muscles). He played the infamous Paolo on Lost for a minute. He could be called "sorta hairy, and definitely has a decent coif.
His two high profile couplings could be that model he broke up with and maybe even Nikki, perhaps. He's never been married and has never acted with Meryl or Reese.
He's got a movie coming out in August, Post Grad, co-starring the "sexy-enough" Alexis Bledel (Miss Costar?)
"Dear Awful Truth:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Colin Farrell?
—Castro
Dear Colinoscopy:
Nope. Think less vulgar and less sex-tapey."
"Dear Awful Truth:
ReplyDeleteI think I get what is the big deal with the love triangle Sophia Bush/Austin Nichols/Robert Buckley. It is not Sophia/Austin vs Sophia/Robert, but Sophin vs. Robsten. Is Austin Nichols Nevis Divine?
—Bobby
Dear Divine Intervention:
Austin's not Nevis—he wishes he were as popular in the mainstream as ND! Must be what he's hoping for by clinging onto his costars for some press."
"Dear Awful Truth:
I got it. Nevis Divine is Rodrigo Santoro. It's cool, I won't tell.
—StellsBells
Dear Lost in Nevis:
Well, it's a good thing you won't tell, because you're wrong."
It has to be Robert Pattinson! I still can't think of anyone else who matches all the little cryptic clues ted has given.
ReplyDelete- confirmed as foreign
- when asked if ND was Ed Westwick, Ted said this guess was close. Ed Westwick is also English, and they almost have the same look. Both rising to stardom.
- "There have been lots of pics that prove he and his "best friend" Tom Sturridge share clothes, too."
Dear Wink-Wink:
And your point is?"
= not a denial
- said the guess of Alexander Skarsgård was close. A.S also plays a vampire in True Blood.
- confirmed to be musically talented
I did see the thing about working with Reese Witherspoon so this kind of rains on my whole theory. but stilllllllllll
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIt's been a long time since we've heard anything about Nevis Divine. Does Nevis' current lady know about his bisexuality? Is she bisexual, as well? What's the word for a bisexual man dating a bisexual woman? Brangelina?
—Awful Truth Researcher
Dear Clever One:
Good one! Or quadrosexualism, if you prefer. And the other answer is definitely a yes."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI have such a love-hate thing going on with your Blind Vices. I'm obsessed with finding out who they are, and at the same time, I'm disgusted with myself for even wanting to know. I know you can't reveal most Vices, but will you help me get a little closer to overcoming my obsession by telling me if Toothy Tile is featured in your Blind Vice Superstars gallery? And is Rob Pattinson's B.V. Twilight related?
—Way Too Obsessed
Dear Pushing It:
On the first part, I'll give you this: probably. No comment on the second."
Did he ever eliminate Jude Law for this one?
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI think I have figured out who Nevis Devine is: Chris Evans!
—Apollo James
Dear Wrong:
Don't quit your day job!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteThank you for being the best human you can be for speaking up that there's just no excuse for violence. Having said that, I just can't let a day pass by without checking A.T. I heart Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Question for you, love, is Jake Gyllenhaal the infamous Nevis Devine?
—Catz
Dear No on Nevis:
Jake's got his own B.V.-worthy secrets to worry about."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard about Nevis in a while. What's the sitch? Anything new to dish about? With that in mind, I offer up a guess: Gael García Bernal. Close?
—Orng
Dear Diddling Nevis:
That's not a coincidence, he's been keeping a low profile."
Have you ever had a Blind Vice on Robert Pattinson?
ReplyDelete—Love from Norway
Dear Up Front:
Kind of.
------------
I know it's a mistake to read too much into Ted's casual remarks, since he's deliberately misleading, but -- if Robert Pattinson were Nevis Divine, how could that possibly be stretched to "kind of"? That would have to be "yes".
Surely this means RP has to be part of one of those tangled Twilight BVs, and not Nevis.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteNeed your opinion about some of Robert Pattinson's fans. I was reading some posts in his IDMB board, and they were actually shipping him with one of his best friends Tom Sturridge. They hate Robsten but going gaga over the prospect of RobStu? Do you know if there was something more than friendship going on between the two hotties back when they were just unknown in London?
—J.J.
Dear Gay Rob:
Can't two guys be really good friends anymore?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteDo Toothy Tile and Nevis Divine know each other? Not just "business" know, but personally? As in "hang out"?
–Jennifer
Dear Hot Idea:
But no, they don't know know each other."
In response to Novia - yes we are aware of that letter. Ted has contradicted himself. In the past he has said that Rob had a starring role in one BV and a supporting role in another. Now ted's answer is "kind of". Very disappointing for Ted to change his answer on the subject. See the comments under "people who ted says are a bv" from august.
ReplyDeleteTed hinting that Nevis is a "foreigner".
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
Everyone is hot for Nevis, but who does N.D. really want? What is his deal if he is not "gay, gay" à la Toothy, and he only got up to some mild experimenting back in the day, then why blow it (pardon the pun) out of proportion? Or is he really a stealth player like Crotch Uh-lastic. And if so, will the lady in his life ever be enough to satisfy him? Isn't that just called denial?
—River in Egypt
Dear Valid Q:
I chalk it up to more of a foreigner thing—they're way more open about sexuality than we are here in the states. I think N.D. is still searching for what's really out there...he isn't convinced either way just yet. But he'll find it on his terms."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteThere has been a bit of discussion going on re: Nevis Divine and the definition of what a Continental is. Some seem to think that it's a generic term for a European, as opposed to a European who is from mainland Europe (the Continent). Continental USA excludes the islands and Continental Europe does too, does it not?
—Africanuk
Dear Phrase-tastic:
Lets keep it simple—Nevis is from across the pond, but not too far across the pond."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Sandy Boob Peter Gallagher? And is Keanu Reeves Nevis Divine? Love you!
—Mariana
Dear Double Whammy:
Wrong and more wrong! Younger. Love ya right back."
cancels out my taylor lautner guess
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
Does Taylor Lautner have his own Blind Vice?
—Jaime
Dear Taylor Badass:
Nope, still young and innocent. I don't think H'wood pressure has gotten to him yet, but it's only a matter of time."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteWould you say that Nevis is bi for pay, but gay all the way?
—Kiss
Dear Rhyming Guesses:
Nevis is most definitely not bi for pay or gay all the way. Lots of guys on the other side of the pond experiment around. It's not as big of a deal over there."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteRelease me from bondage, and my own personal hell, by telling me that Ryan Gosling, he of recent commando fame, is not Nevis Divine. I've never seen anyone guess him: He's not American, has only been in two serious relationships, is a total hottie and seems definitely like enough of a free spirit to swing both ways! You ignored my last email asking about him, so I'm definitely freaked out that I might be right. End the torture! Is Ryan N.D.?
—Rum
Dear You're Released:
No, Ryan doesn't play for Nevis' team. What a waste, really. Isn't that what all you straight gals say about gay guys?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI've never guessed a B.V. before, but I'm gonna take a stab: Is Jude Law Nevis Divine? Also, totally agree with you on Zac Efron. Saw him in 17 Again (I know, I know...it was a discount theater and the only thing playing), and was kind of impressed by him. He's not just a pretty boy, he's got charisma! I'd imagine he can have a long career with proper management (whatever that is). Also think his new coiffure helps him look more mature.
—Susan
Dear Bye, Younger Years:
Don't be ashamed, Taryn actually owns 17 Again. It's good! As for Jude Law, that's a terrific guess for N.D. But Nevis is more Divine than Jude currently is right now."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHas anyone guessed the identity of Nevis Divine yet? My guess is Sam Worthington. And how's Lloyd Boy-Toyed doing lately? Is his propositioned journalist still on his radar? Merry Christmas!
—Curious
Dear Guessing Game:
Of course, out of all of you readers you think no one has correctly guessed Nevis' identity? Duh some of you have! I just won't necessarily print it—or respond. As for Lloyd, no updates on said journo. Think Boy-Toyed is preoccupied right now with himself."
I think it is Orlando Bloom, everything seems to fit perfectly, and I didn't see anywhere where he was eliminated, Ted never said No, it's not him, he said something like you haven't eliminated everyone yet or something like that, I can't remember exactly but it didn't seem like to me that Ted was denying that OB was Nevis.
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Devine Daniel Radcliffe?
—Kerrie
Dear New One:
Great guess! But wrong guy. Thanks for bringing Nevis back though, actually forgot about him (he's been burying himself in boys and booze for a bit)."
To people who think it is Orlando Bloom it isn't Ted notted him along time ago...."Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Orlando Bloom? It definitely looks like that chick he is with is a beard! Process of elimination.
—ponder.this
Dear Not Bloom:
You haven't eliminated every hunk just yet, deary!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteWould Chris Evans be a good guess for Nevis Divine? His last name can be rearranged to Nevas which is sort of close to Nevis. Also, does the "Divine" part have anything to do with Divine, the star of Hairspray? Hang in there!
—Limi
Dear Word Play:
A for effort, but superstud Evans isn't our bisexual babe. Think less beefy. Like, lots."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI was watching the Jimmy Kimmel Live special after the Oscars, which he had Robert Downey Jr. on, and I noticed something about RDJ. I suspect he is a B.V. superstar, perhaps he may even be Nevis Divine, or Toothy Tile. Am I close?
—Sherri
Dear Sherlock Holmes:
RDJ is a Vicer, but you're off on his moniker. Was a while ago, though."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteCould Nevis possibly be Adrian Grenier? He's totally not beefy.
—Sam
Dear Vegetarian:
You're on the right path in terms of body size, but think more relevant. Nevis definitely has a more recognizable name than Grenier."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Jeremy Renner? Just a wild guess. Love you!
—MM
Dear Love U Back:
Looks like you've been paying attention to the goss lately. But no, J.R. is not our Nevis. Nevis has never been nominated for as big of an award as Jeremy, but he sure would love to be."
"Now, the hint. This hint is actually from Ted C's blind item from March 5. Last week I got an e-mail from one of my friends who is a reporter at a tabloid that said only this:
ReplyDeleteTed C. Blind Item
He neglected to mention the V.D."
(CDAN March 16th)
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Anton Yelchin? He's been around for a while, but been really busy lately in New York, I Love You. Born in Russia. Young. On a "Most Beautiful People" list. Am I close? I have rescued 3 dogs and a cat.
—Jessica
Dear Space Case:
The Star Trek stud may be getting more recognition lately, but he's far from Nevis' level of notoriety. Like...eons. Think bigger, more dazzling really."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI read you every day and I love that you support so many shelters! I got my dog at the Humane Society, they really are the best dogs! Anyway, my question: Is Nevis Charlie Sheen? Your last post about him said something about "rehab" and then you said he was on TV a lot.
—Jess
Dear Boozy Babe:
Nevis is a far friendlier drunk than Charlie Sheen. Plus, when N.D. hits the bottle, he's still fairly attractive—albeit a bit sloppy."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI think I've figured out who Nevis Divine is! Is it the yummy Wentworth Miller? He is not an obvious choice because he was born across the pond but grew up in the United States.
—Karen
Dear Brit Born:
Nope—but nice try. Nevis has far more name recognition that the Prison Break star—more hair, too."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI recently heard about Nikki Reed backing out of K-11, a project starring Kristen which was written (and being directed) by Kristen Stewart's mom. All of a sudden Nikki reports to no longer be associated with the project. See here. Any news on what happened there? Also, I don't have a pet that I rescued, due to a supersmall living space and lots of work travel time, but a coworker of mine rescued a 3-year-old yellow lab with tons of behavior issues who's doing really great. Could you tell me if R.Pattz's BV is specifically vamp-related or more open-ended?
—Rae
Dear Late to the Party:
Geez, someone might want to let Hollywood Life (aka the new Star) know that we reported that Nikki stuff back in February. Check it out if you want to hear Kristen's thoughts. She's still trying to make the film happen, but it's clear Nikki's over it. Not getting the feeling all is well yet with these two babes (at all). As for Rob, his Vice isn't specifically vamp-related."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteSo, is Nevis Divine Jude Law? Am I in the right ballpark, at least?
—BB
Dear Divine Intervention:
Not quite, but Jude Law and Nev definitely share at least one significant quality."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI know Rob is not Nevis from all of your clues, and everyone would know it too if they would just pay attention. I think it is Cam Gigandet, what do you think?
—H
Dear Wrong-O:
Sorry, babe, but Nevy isn't quite as ripped as sexy daddy Cam. Good guess though—actually, really good guess."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHas Nevis Divine changed teams since his younger days and now started dating one woman?
—Leo
Dear Multiplayer:
I don't think Nevis really believes in teams. Isn't that the point of his no-shame same-sex Blind Vice?"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Adam Lambert Nevis Devine?
—Lotta
Dear C'mon:
Clearly not, Adam hasn't kept his guy-loving ways a secret since he ditched Idol. Think much less out there, gay-wise."
Do these people read these blinds? Seriously?
Dominic Cooper?
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Nevis Divine Russell Brand? My apologies if you notted him. He just seems like a perfect fit to me.
—Rachel
Dear Not So Perfect:
Sorry, Rach, but Brand isn't the B.V. star. Nevis would never allow his antics to be as public as Russell's have been. He's got a big image (and even bigger fan base) to uphold, after all."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI think I've cracked the case. And now I feel like an idiot because it was so obvious. Nevis Divine is Jonathan Rhys Meyers. If you don't post this, I'll know I'm right. Love you Ted. Take care.
—Bubble
Dear Detective Divine:
Hate to break it to you, Sherlock, but you haven't quite solved this crafty case. Now would be the absolute worst timing for Nev to need a rehab stint—unlike JRM."
That was a repeat elim for JRM.
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteYou've posted several Blind Vices that are specifically named as being Twilight saga stars. But I'm wondering, have any of the Twilight actors starred in Blind Vice posts where you didn't mention them as being part of the Twi films?
—Casey
Dear Blind Sided:
Of course, babe. That cast is très naughty."
""Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteMy beloved rescue kitty, Burt, is sick, and we are awaiting test results. I'm trying to take my mind of off the situation (like I could ever do that) by surfing the Internet. I saw some recent photos of John Goodman. Any Vice material here?
—Sad Susan
Dear Susie's Q:
I'm so sorry to hear about poor Burt—feel better, love. I'll give you a few freebies about the newly slim John: He's not Nevis Divine, Crescent Cumquat, Tobey Yum-Yum or Toothy Tile. Does that help? My thoughts and prayers are with your puss!"
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Henry Cavill Nevis Divine?
—Stephanie
Dear Tudorific:
Nope. Think much more well-known, but equally mysterious."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI'm a rabid Robsten fan and pretty much lose my pants every time I see Robert Pattinson. However, his slightly less-than-impressive abs in New Moon made me want to throw his ass in a gym! Will Summit make him buckle down before all of the pillow-biting action in Breaking Dawn?
—Sarah
Dear Bulking Up:
Don't count on Rob becoming a gym rat like Tay-Tay. While Taylor's main claim to fame in these flicks is his bod, Rob's got his underused acting chops to fall back on—oh, and his hair, duh."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteWe all know Rob Pattinson has been a Blind Vice. Is he still involved in his Blind Vice? And is it the same one? Sorry I can't offer you any pets for favors. I've got huge allergies in my house. We do have three fish...
—Punk
Dear Status Update:
Yes, doll, the same B.V. he's always had. And say hello to your fishy friends."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHas Nevis Divine ever filmed a movie with Reese Witherspoon?
—BB
Dear Moviegoer:
I haven't seen one."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs my beloved Jonathan Rhys Meyers the most famous Nevis Divine?
—Cat
Dear Sex Tudor:
Nope, that he is not."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteWhen looking at pictures of Robert Pattinson, what may I ask, is your favorite part to look at?
—Kay
Dear Greaser:
The hair, darling. That guy's got some great, great f--king hair. And the dimples. He's an infectiously happy boy."
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteDoes Nevis Divine have famous siblings and have a movie coming out soon?
—BMB
Dear Watering for Divine:
Define soon."
i think this points to RPatz as he is currently filming water for elephants.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteDoes Nevis Divine have famous siblings and have a movie coming out soon?
—BMB
Dear Watering for Divine:
Define soon."
i think this points to RPatz as he is currently filming water for elephants.
Now that Blurry was able to track down the date of the "RPattz isn't a BV" statement, we can do process of elimination on it. Supposedly, someone has done this before, but not here (I believe it was at the E! site). So let's lay it out.
ReplyDeletePattinson wasn't a BV, according to Ted, on 23 December 2008. On 2 April 2009, Ted said that he was. This means that he has to be a new BV identity published between those dates. Let's go through, in chronological order, all the new BV identities published during that time, eliminating repeats and all obvious female blinds:
Smokey Shooter: In a relationship with Mimi Kitten, and there's a significant and well-noted age difference between the two. Not RPattz.
Crescent Kumquat: AIAed. Not RPattz.
Wally Wallup: Wrong ethnicity and nationality. Not RPattz.
Crawley McNugget: TV star. Not RPattz.
Nevis Divine: Obviously, the one we're discussing. RPattz has never been AIAed for this.
Schlong Sleaze-Wad: Married, plus RPattz is explicitly mentioned in the BV itself. Not RPattz.
Judas Jack-Off: AIAed. Not RPattz.
Brain-Fry Noodlestein: Implied to have had a long career in the business. RPattz not eliminated, but does not fit the description at all, enough so that we can say Not RPattz.
No-Beave Steve: AIAed. Not RPattz.
Schlong Fenn: Doesn't fit the description in the least. Not RPattz.
Bart Farts-a-Lot: AIAed. Not RPattz.
That's it. The only one that RPattz fits or hasn't been AIAed for is Nevis. The moment that Ted AIAed Bart Farts-a-Lot, there was no doubt.
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Vanity Fair starring Reese Witherspoon?
—Jen
Dear Sneaky Bitch:
Nope."
-- This is fantastic! Totally clarifies the "not been in a movie with Reese" thing "not that I've seen". Love it!!! Totally a hint for Rob as Nevis!
Spie - it was Heather, underneath the most recent Nevis BV I think.
ReplyDeleteBlurry: Since I wasn't following the most recent thread at the time I wrote this, I didn't know that Heather and I had done the same work at virtually the same time. But that wasn't what I was alluding to. Supposedly, though, months ago at another site, someone did the same thing that Heather and I did and came up with the same conclusion. That person, though, did it prior to RPattz being AIAed for Bart Farts-a-Lot.
ReplyDeleterepeat elim
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
Is Ed Westwick Nevis Divine and is Jessica Szohr Miss Costar? Am I close?
—Stine
Dear Szhor Thing:
Nope, but what fantastic and close guesses those were! Kudos!"
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteWhen Nevis Divine, his GF and his BF are all together in the same city...who do you think usually ends up with Nevis behind closed doors? I can only assume he's generally with his girl when the paps are around. But who lights his fire more when the shutterbugs aren't privy?
—Hannah
Dear Bi the Bi:
Well, when that happens it's kind of split. Nev has done the nasty with both, of course, and picks depending on his mood. We totally root for Barrington though; they're so adorable together! Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late.
'Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late.'....well that just eliminates RPattz completely now, if some of the previous clues weren't enough for some people...in the midst of Montreal loving and Bel Air love nest/another secret place, which Ted has reported on as well, plus all the 'obsessed' love for Robsten from Ted, this goes against RP as ND theory. So many obvious clues against, time to start thinking outside the box
ReplyDeleteThe last BB pretty much cancels out Robert. He has spent a lot of time recently with Kristen and also been around Tom so Ted's comment of 'Not sure how much bedroom time he's been banking with either though, of late.' pretty much confirms that it's not Rob.
ReplyDeleteThis is one he will probably never reveal.
This Nevis Devine thing is bugging me so much!
ReplyDeleteIf Rob is Nevis how come Ted says he is not immediately hump worthy, or that he's less good looking than James McAvoy?
And how can Justin Bartha, Bradley Cooper, Cam Gigandet and Gerard Butler all be good guesses?
This is confusing, damn it!
"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIs Dominic Monaghan Nevis Divine?
—Cecilia
Dear Nev-er Ever:
Nope. Dom is a different—much more (socially) innocent—Vice."
I want to bring up one hint from Ted C. Either Ted totally messed up giving this hint to Nevis or everybody is wrong. Ted said that Nevis has never played a gay character before, yet Robert played a gay character in Little Ashes. So did Ted mess up or is everybody guessing wrong?
ReplyDelete"Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteTell me a little more about Nevis Devine and his relaysh with his girl. Are they likely to go the long haul? Any concerning signals that they may not make it? And if so does this mean maybe his relationship with his fella might be more durable in the long haul since you've suggested its not quite as serious? You know, as a looser commitment, it might therefore withstand time apart, temptations, other more standard relationship testers?
—Steph
Dear In Order:
Doubtful; debauchery and alcoholism, maybe?; he's even less of a long shot, trust, so the last one doesn't really apply, sorry!
Dear Ted:
How long has Nevis Divine been famous: five years, 10 years, longer? Has he done any TV jobs?
—C
Dear Fame Game:
Dude's been in the Biz for awhile now, but the height of his fame has been in the last five years. And no to jobs on the boob tube; Nevis is all about the big screen.
Dear Ted:
New Year's resolution: I'm giving up trying to figure out who Nevis Divine is. If the obvious answer isn't right, as you've said in the past, then I've got nothin'. So, who's going to be the sexy new Blind Vice in 2012?
—EA
Dear Not So Divine:
Why give up now, doll? I think 2012 may be Nevis' Viciest year yet. Here's a hint: It will be a big year for his career as well.
Dear Ted:
Is Nevis Divine Bradley Cooper? He seems so Vicey to me. If not, am I warm or cold?
—Sutherland
Dear Not So Nevis:
Sorry, S, but Bradley Cooper's no Nevis Divine. He is just as hot though and very Vicey—you have that much correct.
Dear Ted:
Since Nevis Divine has been a popular topic and I'm sort of new to the BVs, I had a few questions: Why is 2012 going to be a big (you put it in italics) year for him? Project- or relationship-wise? Thank you so much!
—Allie
Dear New Year's Resolutions:
Project-wise, doll—I'm sure his relaysh front will be just as kookoo crazy as always in the new year! In fact, count on it.
Dear Ted:
Before we get to the real question, just want to say that I'm so glad to hear that your colleague Giuliana Rancic is doing so well...bless her. My question is about Robsten: In the past you've made them sound like a couple who are totally monogamous, abstaining from all others...could this really be true?
—Leigh
Dear Robsten Plus One?
I've said it forever and I'll say it again: These two don't cheat on each other. But they're hardly the traditional type and make no secret of their Vicey behavior. That's why they're the perfect match."
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