Am I the last one to know about this? This
article which Ted links to today, mentions
Toothy Tile and other closeted actors, blah blah blah. Anyway, I was shocked because it says that Ted's real name is
Bruce Bibby. For real? I really thought
Ted Casablanca was his real name. I am naive I guess!
"Bruce Bibby" sounds like a more believable name for a Texan than "Ted Casablanca." But he'll always be Ted to me.
ReplyDeleteThis is not news. Ted is upfront completely about the two names. No big deal...lots of writers do it.
ReplyDeleteOh Girl, "Ted Casablanca is no fag!"
ReplyDeleteOK maybe he is. And maybe he's also a fictional character from a little-known art-house film called "Valley of the Dolls."
Really, if you're gonna traffic in gossip... That's the equivalent of saying, "I can see Hollywood from my house!"
Valley of the Dolls is not 'little-known.' It's an extremely popular book/film. Check it out.
ReplyDeleteSarcasm. Check it out.
ReplyDeleteCan someone post the original blind vices regarding Harland Fuss and Grimy Gus that Ted mentioned in his column today if they have access to it? I looked on the eonline archives and googled it, but the only mention I found was in the defamer linking back to The Awful Truth before the yellow upgrade.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I didn't know where else to post this.
Thanks,
Michael
Funny... "Bruce Bibby" sounds like a name Ted would use in one of his Blind Vices!
ReplyDeleteYES! That is exactly what I thought.
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